Freshman year of college, I was SO excited that I made it onto my school's IHSA team. I was quickly disappointed with the absolute wack-a-do "trainer" they had. She would mostly just have us at a halt, and talk to me about how I should take up yoga. But my hands down favorite, was her trying to tell me to equitate more, and come down from a half seat.
"It needs to look like you're &^$%^ing the saddle! F*** the saddle!"
Needless to say, I quit soon after.
Edited to add this:
A trainer very dear to me yelled this upon coming to a jump (3'-3'6).
"Just run at it, babes!!!"
I didn't realize I had posted on this thread back in 2006.
... The very dear-to-me trainer quoted here would have us all laughing (and probably did more for our confidence than anyone) during our lessons with him. He passed away this spring, and I miss him so very, very much.