Stuff endurance riders say:
My Arab has racing bloodlines!
Do these tights make my butt look big?
Does xyz test?
Omg-I lost a hoof boot!
Have you seen my sponge?
Is this bucket for sponging or drinking?
The vet totally ignored my horses wind puffs
Omg( horses name), please don't kill me today!
The first 40 miles were easy but the last 10 just about killed me!
Do you have any extra electroyltes?
My horse broke out of his pen!
How much time do we have left?
Do you have any extra hay, my horse likes yours better!
My horse isn't drinking!
We totally missed a turn
I would kill for a sandwich/beer / Popsicle!
Add any others you can think of!!