Guessing time: What is buried in my front yard?
There's a spot in my front yard where the grass never grows, and my husband just walked in and pointed out that apparently, the snow over that spot is melting. As in the rest of the yard is 2' deep now and that one spot has about 6". We've lived here for about 3 years, and I never really paid attention to the fact that apparently Something lies beneath my yard.
Body? Sewer? Brownfield? The maw of Hell? Eddie Griswold's shitter?
(We do live in the city, incidentally...)