I really really really wish I could make this face
It sums up so many of my emotions, especially at work.
Me: "Do you use recreational drugs?"
Me: "Do you take any medications?"
Me: "I'm going to prescribe you xyz"
Patient: "No, that might make me feel bad if I take it with my heart medicine. And the last time this happened, I just smoked a bunch of pot and felt better"
Me: "Why did you (staff person) just tell the patient all about your ex-husband, your divorce, your kids, your lunch and your personal medications instead of using therapeutic boundaries?"
Staff Person: "Well, they asked and didn't like group so I told them about me instead"
Grandma: "Today is the worst day of my life. I've never ever felt so bad. I'm getting really old."
Me: "Gosh, let's go to the ER. That's terrible"
Grandma: "No, I'll go to the doctor after I finish eating lunch, and then your aunt is coming over to take me to the YMCA to work out and then I've got Book Club."
I REALLY REALLY wish I could make that face. I just wish I could at least get the eyebrows right. I think I have the mouth part sort of down, and I can raise one eyebrow at a time, which works well for me. *sigh*