G-D hates divorce

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Jul. 3, 2011, 02:29 PM
Alagirl

G-D hates divorce

Discuss.

:D
Jul. 3, 2011, 02:38 PM
JSwan

God hates you because you are different. ;)
Jul. 3, 2011, 02:39 PM
Alagirl

nuh-uh, you are different!
Jul. 3, 2011, 02:48 PM
LauraKY

I prefer to be different!
Jul. 3, 2011, 02:51 PM
kookicat

I don't believe in God, but I do believe in divorce.
Jul. 3, 2011, 02:51 PM
Bluey

Where is the logic to insisting GOD made everything and then be mad at those that may not care about any gods?:lol:
Jul. 3, 2011, 02:56 PM
JanM

Since God has never married, then God doesn't get an opinion about it. And since he's never been on Divorce Court as a judge, then then he must not care either.
Jul. 3, 2011, 02:57 PM
asb_own_me

Quote:

Originally Posted by kookicat

I don't believe in God, but I do believe in divorce.

Best reply to a topic, ever.

And DITTO.
Jul. 3, 2011, 03:03 PM
Long Spot

Quote:

Originally Posted by JanM

Since God has never married, then God doesn't get an opinion about it. And since he's never been on Divorce Court as a judge, then then he must not care either.

I know right? It's not like he couldn't make the time!
Jul. 3, 2011, 03:06 PM
JSwan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alagirl

nuh-uh, you are different!

I said it first!

And besides, my God can beat up your God. So there.:p
Jul. 3, 2011, 03:29 PM
Alagirl

NUH-UH!!!!
Jul. 3, 2011, 03:40 PM
wendy

who cares about your god's opinions? not me.
Jul. 3, 2011, 03:45 PM
sketcher

Quote:

Originally Posted by wendy

who cares about your god's opinions? not me.

That's because my god is better. And you know it. And if you don't, then you should.
Jul. 3, 2011, 03:54 PM
ManyDogs

It's all Lillith's fault. She started it.
Jul. 3, 2011, 03:59 PM
loshad

Since I was married by a lawyer under the authority of the state of Virginia, God didn't really enter the equation, so he wouldn't really get much of a say.
Jul. 3, 2011, 04:03 PM
nickers@dawn

How much worse could God make it if the 2 people are already in hell??!! ;)
Jul. 3, 2011, 04:12 PM
RedMare01

Quote:

Originally Posted by nickers@dawn

How much worse could God make it if the 2 people are already in hell??!! ;)

Maybe he could add some humidity? Just in case it was a dry heat.
Jul. 3, 2011, 04:19 PM
Bluey

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedMare01

Maybe he could add some humidity? Just in case it was a dry heat.

Two days ago at the post office we were complaining how we were breaking heath records and a local lady answered, very seriously, "THE END is coming, Jesus said so.":eek:
Jul. 3, 2011, 04:20 PM
HighFlyinBey++

Lilith only ditched Adam because he refused to treat her as an equal and tried to force her into submissive sexual positions.
Jul. 3, 2011, 04:25 PM
RedMare01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bluey

Two days ago at the post office we were complaining how we were breaking heath records and a local lady answered, very seriously, "THE END is coming, Jesus said so.":eek:

Heath like the candy bar? Hmm so God only cares about divorce and chocolate. Things are beginning to make sense.

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