Spinoff from "weird things your horses do" - what about weird things your PEOPLE do??
She thinks I'm weird? She should talk! And she DOES!
Every day, it's yadayadayada what went on in lab. I'm going to law school, and I'm not doing patent law, so I. Don't. Care. What I DO care about is how many of those treats in your green tub you are going to give up.
And know what else? She takes bites of my treats before I get them! Like, is she buying me stuff she has to test out first? Where does she buy her food??? Hell's Kitchen? I NEVER get a rice Krispie treat square that doesn't have a chunk taken out of it. Sometimes my peeps are missing their heads. For the Palmer's marshmallow pops, she picks off the crunchy icing eyes and stuff. She picks the raisins out of the raisin bran crunch. Half the soft peppermint treats go in her mouth.
Does she think I don't know this? At least she stays away from my hay and grain. But sheesh.