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Moesha
Mar. 20, 2001, 02:01 PM
Here is a brief overview!!!!! The film will focus on a group of "friends" living in and near Baltimore . It will have a climax with one friend getting mixed up with Latvian Warmblood smugglers and there will be various sub plots, like the rigging of the Miss Crab contest or two female characters who fight in a "Beat it " type scene over whose front steps are the cleanest. Of course with Baltimore County's Horse society, and the eclectic artsiness of Baltimore fueled with the D.C competition, it should be quite exciting!!!!!! Horses will be a theme throughout!!!!!!!

Unfortunately Jair and VTRider are directing the movie with me so they cannot have roles, and no Hadfields bribes for script changes please!!!!!

Here ia a brief list of the assigned characters, please do not feel left out! Everyone WILL participate, there is a travel budget since one groups will travel to Culpeper for a show scene and some other characters will travel to Kentucky during the Racing scenes!

Oh if you think this is a joke? No!! I am armed with film, cameras, and crew and ready to film!!!


Heidi- will play VIOLETTA, she is a sad trapez artist who longs for the road to easy street, she has faced so many obstacles in her young life, and has met the end of a dark alley in every quest for love.

Maz- Will play IGI, she is a rebellous Punk Rock Bass player who spends her days racing steeple chase horses and her night in Fells point.

Sea Urchin - Will play SIMON, a lonely artist whose work has taken him from the top of NY art society to the bottom of a tequila bottle. Depressed, now trying to piece his life together he has started a luicrative forgery business, but where is his outlet for expression...when he copies others?

Erin, Will play PHAEDRA, a spoiled wealthy Glencoe girl who parents have filled her barn with imported advanced 3-Day horses. She is off to the Olympics, but will her selfishness cause her self destruction?

Whit, will play ANASTASIA, PHAEDRA's younger sister, who is tired of her boring life and her chauffered rides to school ,she wants more from life then perfect Latvian Show Jumping ponies!!

Robby Johnson, Will play JASON, a talented Jump Jockey who can't decide between his love for IGI or his feelings for another rider......HUNTER, who will be played by Alec, whose marriage to the beautiful Countess KATERINA, played by Slugger has left him cold with her unfeeling and selfish ways, they live in palace in Sparks but the sparks of their love have cooled into a distant amber!

MargaretF and HN73 will play sisters SYBIL and SASHA . Mr. HN73 will play Frank the top Equine vet in the State who is engaged to Sasha but is pursued by a relentless SYBIL!

Janet, will play a Clairvoyant, LISA who predicts the events that will turn from fateful to frightening in the movie and find her powers lead her to become madman's target.

Spunky will play MARISSA, a happy Arabian breeder, who is involved in a LOve Triangle with BronBusterTX, CHRIS, and Spaz, SALLY.

Of course the gang of Lesbian fighters and the majority of city dwellers still have to be cast.

Jeb will play the Mayor NATE who is having an affair with a male high class prostitute who pays for a stable of fancy A/O hunters with his work!

Flash44 will play the head of the Maryland TB breeders Association, WHINEY

EverythingbutWings will play NICOLE a horse breedeer.With exoensive tastes

Duffy will play CATHY a lawyer who is in love with SIMON but can't decide if love is worth slowing down the corporate climb to be with an idealistic artist

lisa and DMK will play REBECCA and CORREEN two feuding cousins both tied for the AHSA A/O younger national HOTY award!!!

Kennett Square will play LATOYA a wealthy Madame who Jeb's lover gives vital information to that she in turn uses to blackmail Jeb for!!!

DevilDog, plays TOBY a beautiful but tough FBI agent sent to Baltimore on assignment!

The rest of the characters and there are many are being assigned now and will be posted later!

Bumpkin plays SHWAMPA the owner of a tavern known as LOSBY's were the "horsey" set gather

Nylar Plays a groom BECKY for a top jumper barn and she finds out they are invovled in smuggling and is in grave danger!!

RB plays KIRK a pony jumper rider who is kidnapped before the NAL pony jumper finals

Steve plays a student BILL in a local boarding school who is in love with

BRITTNEY played by
K-Spade who is a working student for the schools riding program!!

JAX plays ALLISON who has a crush on BILL and is jealous of BRITTNEY

RF plays a wealthy woman ROSE who is targetted by a slick gigilo!

Colin plays a Lesbian hunter/Jumper TRainer,
MARIA who is in love with

LORI played by
AHC a diva hunter rider.

There are still so many, so if you think you got away! No you didn't!!!!!!!!!

Ponyperson - will play OLLIE a pony hunter rider who was adopted by MARIA after his parents left for research in outerspace and knew they could not subject him to such a life forever. He is happy but longs for his parents whom He can only view from her special telescope!


Kachoo plays VERONIQUE a Grand Pric rider who is on teh USET but has fallen in love with her groom!!

BOSSHOSS plays MISS O'HARA the wealthy TB owner who wants the triple crown this year at all costs, and SIMON!!!@!!

Luxorlover, plays WENDY a reporter for teh Baltimore sun who went to Monkton for a society story and found herself witness to murder!!!!

Incubus, plays ELVIRA a misunderstood Wiccan who believes a heard of Unicorns comes to her at night!!!

Silly Mommy plays OLLIE's biological Aunt ALEXANDRA that MARIA will prevent from taking OLLIE at all costs.

Havaklu plays BERTHA a former model and SIMONS ex fiance who know spends her evening in the Gay bars of Baltimore where her beauty makes her the perfect decoration for any Gay man's circle!!!!!

Inverness plays COOKIE, the leading anchor for BALT-WUTV who has just purchased several hundred thousand dollars woth of horses to show in the A/A divisions.

A/O Jumper plays CASEY a cocktail waitress at an inner harbor cafe who works to help save unwanted race horses she is the leader of SRHA which targets WHINEYS assocaition!!

A/A jumper plays NATASHA, NATES sister who worries of loosing her place in society over her brothers behavior!

Gryphon plays GIGI a young dressage rider/trainer who has recently moved to Maryland from Wisconsin and has befreinded KATERINA.

Portia plays MIMI, who runs the Horse observer a national magazine that prides itself in being the only magazine to cover all aspects of teh horse world!!

Louise and Weatherford play ELIZA and PAMELA both vying for the Editorship of the HO!!

Meshach plays JESSICA who runs a tack store.

Sky's Mom plays MARILYN a avid hunt rider who longs for her brother OLLIE's Father to return from space as she feels so isolated alone on the family farm and MARIA prevents OLLIE from visiting her.

Rockford plays HELGA a suspicious but beautiful Latvian woman who runs a jelwery store on Pratt street.

Showjumps plays OLGA HELGA's sister who also works in the store.

Baymare plays KRYSTAL who works in the Gap across the street in the light street pavillion who rides at barn in Hunt Valley and has a nice Children's hunter.

Anyplace Farm, plays LINDA a publicist with the mayors office who rides and shows all throughout the State.

I'm a pony Mom plays BRITTNEY's Mother who laments that her daughter has to work so hard to show, so she takes another job to help purchase a second pony.

R & R, plays CASSANDRA a "local circuit" Princess who changes in between classes and is the envy of the County shows.

POnyPlur plays PATTY, an minature horse breeder who witnesses a horrible act on Shepard Road!!!

Multiplechoice plays a local business owner running DELILIAH for county commissoner but could that night home form Losby's so many years ago cost her her political future?

aahunterrider plays MARION, who spends her time between work at her real estate firm and riding her 5 A/A hunters.


Darva plays HEATHER a woman made bitter by the show circuit but could a portrait done by Simon bring out the beauty she has hidden for so long?


Merry an Willow will play LUCY and DIANA two sisters in love with exNYer's charcter SHANAYNAY!


Xani will play XANI a crazed woman who parades around the shows grounds in size 5 childerns jophurs and paddock boots!!!


Whoa and Cashmere and Splendid play SAMMY, TAMMY, and BAMBI three triplets who crab on the bay and ride western. What they discover that lonely trail ride to get bud lite that night is beyong pure terror


Regalmeans plays TORI a moonshiner from Harford County!!!

Suzygirl plays LELIA a tough innercity busriding girl who is a natural talent in calf roping!!!

beccam86 plays DARIA, a playwright who dreams of the Prix St.Georges wins this year with her new Holsteiner!


Coreene plays CLEO, a mysterious Egyption woman who has built a large pyrmaid palace resembling the ruins of the great city of Alexandria. She is seen at twilight riding bareback in silken veils on gleaming Arabian horses through the lush fields of her farm, the tall grasses swaying like the reeds along the Nile's banks.


Jumpthemoon plays the part of SERENA, the latest gold medal 3-day rider and PHAEDRA's trainer.

Palisades, will plays FONTAINE, an exotic dancer in a roadside bar onwed by Lil orphan Annie, ANNA

Darkerhorse plays WILLIAM a web designer who has gotten over his head with certain business dealing during the GulfPort circuit!


SupahStah plays TIFFANY a Pop star who rides Hunters, she has recently appeared on teh cover of Baltimore magazine without a helmut and it has caused quite the stir.

Special K plays ELLEN who owns a happening after hourse club on North Charles St.

Sunny plays CHER a socialite who is always at every party and lives in a penthouse dream overlooking the harbour and has a anglo arab she shows in the Adult Jumpers.

Pas Petit Detail, you are MIRANDA awoman who has seen many things and has yet to find happiness away from her Selle Francaise breeding operation, yuo like to stand on the sand at night as the waves crash against your longinh body.

doubletake, you are CLAIRE, you are a ER surgeon and also show in the Grand Pix's, however you ahve just found out that your long lost lover has returned from the Congo where his plane went down a year ago!!

Tin, you will play SUE ELLEN, you are a wealthy cattle rancher who has recently aquired a former Dupont Estate and are settling into Maryland Horse Society.

Kahlua, you are CAPPUCINE, a bombshell from LA who left Hollywood after your 5th oscar and your holdings passed 10 billion!!!

brilytrip, you will play STARENA, a stage host at a drag club off Baltimore's famous Block!!! However, in reality your husband owns one of the most successful Italian restaurtants in Little Italy, but you cannot stand to be near him after the Canton incident!!!!!!!

Creseida, you have a very tough role!!! You are RHONDA you are working on you Doctorate in Economics and are waitressing part time at Hooters in addition you model for SIMON!!!! You are also in love with SIMON!!! You must combine classic beauty, intellect and silliness!!!

Sprite, you will play MADDY, you are a Hermaphodite! It may very well win you the Oscar!! But you are more than a Hermaphodite you are the State Side Saddle Champion and now because of your body that and your future Side Saddle career could be cut short!!!!!!! However, only one person hold this over your head.....MARIA!!!!!!

Paige you will play JEZEBEL, you are a top designer whose fashions are everywhere, you have stores in Milan, Paris, Geneva, Zurich, NY, LA, but Baltimore is wear you get your strength!!!! So yuo are based here, you are coming out with a new line of swimwear............custom body painting!!!! In addition your horse is the leading Working hunter in the State.

HSM, you will play MICA, you are Calvin Kleins first wife before Kelly You are the toast of Baltimore and at all the parties in Guilford!! You ride A Zebra/Mule cross in the preliminary jumper divisions.


JumperEq, you will play LOLITA, an international jewel thief, who got more than you bargained for when you stumbled across the meetings by the Terrorists in HELGA and OLGA's store! Now you know the plot to take over Baltimore and to populate the horse show world with Latviann ROBOEQUINES .

Becca will play the incomperable Queen of Charm City...Muff Daddy! You rule the streets from Lexington Market to Charles Village inj a full length white mink with platform cowboy boots and 12 pounds of gold chains!!!!


hp you will play HISA, a Greek exchange student who had an Afair with Elvira in Scotland at a new age conference.

Susygal, you will play MISSY, a top stock Seat Equitation Trainer who is being stalked by an obsessed ex boyfriend who is a bartender in Frederick.

Gwen, you are ALICIA, you are Victoria's secret's top model and your husband owns Domino's sugar. You were awarded the key to the city when you saved the Dolphins at the aqaurium from Iraqi animalnappers, who had kidnapped the dolphins and sped off on jet skis through the inner harbour to the Bay, you being a former Spy with the British secret service quickly jumped into a water taxi and cut the nappers off and returned the dolphins to their safe home!!!

KellyBird, play LUCY. She is the top Eq rider around and also co-owns a fish market stall that sells the crabs the crabbing triplets catch!!

Thinkbigeq and Small change the part we have for you could land you in Convent Garden and All the rage of the West End!!! You will play LOCHNESSA!! The Male Lesbian Siamese twins who are the World Vaulting champions!!! I think you are it!!! It will take a lot of hard work, and a deep soul searching for the talent you all are it!!


JumpHigh83 has the role of BYRNADETTE, a once famous grand Prix Rider, who has founf no happiness in her life and has hidden in her beautiful New Orleans style mansion in Fallston, where she raises peacocks and is one of SIMONS patrons, she also owns the chasers HUNTER and JASON ride.

C.Boylen, plays LOLA, a Gucci Model and the fiance of NATE!! Does she know of his real tastes? or do the millions she has inherited and contiues to inherite from her Father's Zip-Lock bag company keep her happy and fufilled and true love means nothing to her?

TerriK. plays CHACHA, and Brazilian chacha dancer and the wife of the groom VERONIQUE is in love with!!!!

Brynnabear, VWscully, and One Away play, IPHIGI, APHROMOSIAC, and LORITTO, the sirens of the Chesapeake, you have lored many a seduced sea farer to crash upon the hidden shoals of the Maryland shores!

Kristen plays SALLY, a rider whose domination in the pony jumpers may be cut short by KIRKS new pony!!


Twister you will play SCARLETT, the new "princess" on the county circuit to challange CASSANDRA'S reign!! You will have 6 matching chestnuts, and a big rig complete with a parlor and a vanity in the changing room of course tack room, supply room, etc.\


Cwp you have just sparke my thought process!! You will play MABEL a former Miss Crab and the Matron/Announcer of the Miss Crab contest. You also used to hunt with Eldridge-Hartford, but have not ridden recently. However, the Albino Terrorist organization of Figi, has kidnapped you and is holding you for ransom in the basement of the Utz factory on Euclid Street!! Only LISA can figure out where you are and she is beingwatched by a maddman!!!!

Trooper-Joe, will play JEMIMA, you are the seductively beautiful lead singer of a pop band, who has recently bought a horse from SHWAMPA, you own a beautiful lakeside farm in Monkton and commute by private jet to NY adn L.A. for recording sessions. Lately yuo have been having strange drema where you awaken in you rose garden, and see a strange figure lurking in the shadows nearbye!!!!!


Sweat Pea will play CHRISSY, the newly Crowned Miss Crab and the winner of the Medal/Maclay & USET East!

Rumoursfollow and Redhotmama, you two will be LOLASITA and LUSHINISTO two Chilean show jumping sisters who have recently opened a new horse center near the Patapsco state park


Canter will play the role of BELLA, the Ialian sultry endurance rider who captured JASON'S heart so many years ago in the Tuscan wilderness and smashed it like a dixie cup in Times Square on January 1!!!!!

Blinky will play BABETTTE, the leader of the Latvian Mafia and heair to the throne of Kashmir, she is in Baltimore under the rouse of buying and rehabing some empty warehouses near Dundalk!!! Really who would believe that!!!


Lily, plays ISIS, a high priestess to the Sun God of ancient Egypt, she lives in a Mansion in Bolton Hill...but what has brought this exotic woman to Charm City??? And what secrets does she carry in her locked velvet box in a shrine room she visits at night.

Pacific Solo will play the role of ELENA, a talented and beautiful jumper rider from Goergia who has relocated to Maryland to studt Biochemistry at John's Hopkins. She has brought her 4 A/O jumpers with her and is riding at KEVIN's barn , Barronstead near Glencoe. She drives a Jag convertible and lives in a town house in Federal Hill ovelooking the harbour.


TripleCrown, plays SANDY, who has been the leading steeple chase jockey for 5 years in a row in MD/ VA/PA, but can this new addiction threaten immortal glory????

HighRollingGoose, plays KIKI, could a torrid affair with her trainer at the Blowing Rock show ruin her reputation and her chances for the Maclay win??

Elghound, plays KEVIN, a top hunter/jumper trainer whose infatuation with his star client..could lead to his own destruction!!!!!

Kryswyn, will play JACKIE, a wealthy Baltimore socialite whose passion for wine has lead her in the middle of .....Murder!!!!

Checkers324, plays AVA, a wealthy Unicorn driving champion, whose passion for victory has taken her past the exit for true love.

Speedracer, plays SWIFTY SUE, a double dealing Grand Prix Rider whose sleezy ways have given her a barn of imported horses, but she has paid for them with her soul and the price may be too great.


wtywmn4, you will play PRISCILLA, a lovely Drag King, who has gone underground in Drag King Society after your boyfriend announced he was gay but secretly was having an affair with SWIFTY SUE.


Fairweather ,will play the role of FATIMA, a beautiful and mysterious Grad student at Hopkins. She is studying archeology, but her past reveals a secret world long since forgotten, if HUNTER is her long lost love...then who is he really??


nutmeg will play the role of MEG, a brilliant astronomy student who works fro the goucher riding stable to pay for her horse to be at shool with her. She longs for outerspace but are here yearnings being monitored by someone or something already there?

Kath plays CAT, a risky sidesaddle rider who mainly hunts and rides for pleasure but who slinks into horse society with the ease and grace of a great Cat.

Ainsley can ahve the role of CAITLIN, a pony atch rider who rides 12, smalls, 10 small /medium greens, 14 mediums, 8 large greens, 9 large, and 4 pony jumpers, and has 2 eq ponies and 3 chidlrens horses as well!!

Winglet will play BORIS, an aspiring journalist who has a big break covering the Pimlico track but his big break could lead him to danger!!


Sparkntime, you will play LOULOU, a wealthy Saddleseat rider who has relocated to Maryland and has somone lost her husband along the way!!!

rockstar, had the role of PRICILLA, she owns a deli in Hampden and spends her nights at 1722 after hours, where mechanics dance with horse trainers and everything goes!!


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[This message was edited by Moesha on Mar. 27, 2001 at 05:01 PM.]

Moesha
Mar. 20, 2001, 02:01 PM
Here is a brief overview!!!!! The film will focus on a group of "friends" living in and near Baltimore . It will have a climax with one friend getting mixed up with Latvian Warmblood smugglers and there will be various sub plots, like the rigging of the Miss Crab contest or two female characters who fight in a "Beat it " type scene over whose front steps are the cleanest. Of course with Baltimore County's Horse society, and the eclectic artsiness of Baltimore fueled with the D.C competition, it should be quite exciting!!!!!! Horses will be a theme throughout!!!!!!!

Unfortunately Jair and VTRider are directing the movie with me so they cannot have roles, and no Hadfields bribes for script changes please!!!!!

Here ia a brief list of the assigned characters, please do not feel left out! Everyone WILL participate, there is a travel budget since one groups will travel to Culpeper for a show scene and some other characters will travel to Kentucky during the Racing scenes!

Oh if you think this is a joke? No!! I am armed with film, cameras, and crew and ready to film!!!


Heidi- will play VIOLETTA, she is a sad trapez artist who longs for the road to easy street, she has faced so many obstacles in her young life, and has met the end of a dark alley in every quest for love.

Maz- Will play IGI, she is a rebellous Punk Rock Bass player who spends her days racing steeple chase horses and her night in Fells point.

Sea Urchin - Will play SIMON, a lonely artist whose work has taken him from the top of NY art society to the bottom of a tequila bottle. Depressed, now trying to piece his life together he has started a luicrative forgery business, but where is his outlet for expression...when he copies others?

Erin, Will play PHAEDRA, a spoiled wealthy Glencoe girl who parents have filled her barn with imported advanced 3-Day horses. She is off to the Olympics, but will her selfishness cause her self destruction?

Whit, will play ANASTASIA, PHAEDRA's younger sister, who is tired of her boring life and her chauffered rides to school ,she wants more from life then perfect Latvian Show Jumping ponies!!

Robby Johnson, Will play JASON, a talented Jump Jockey who can't decide between his love for IGI or his feelings for another rider......HUNTER, who will be played by Alec, whose marriage to the beautiful Countess KATERINA, played by Slugger has left him cold with her unfeeling and selfish ways, they live in palace in Sparks but the sparks of their love have cooled into a distant amber!

MargaretF and HN73 will play sisters SYBIL and SASHA . Mr. HN73 will play Frank the top Equine vet in the State who is engaged to Sasha but is pursued by a relentless SYBIL!

Janet, will play a Clairvoyant, LISA who predicts the events that will turn from fateful to frightening in the movie and find her powers lead her to become madman's target.

Spunky will play MARISSA, a happy Arabian breeder, who is involved in a LOve Triangle with BronBusterTX, CHRIS, and Spaz, SALLY.

Of course the gang of Lesbian fighters and the majority of city dwellers still have to be cast.

Jeb will play the Mayor NATE who is having an affair with a male high class prostitute who pays for a stable of fancy A/O hunters with his work!

Flash44 will play the head of the Maryland TB breeders Association, WHINEY

EverythingbutWings will play NICOLE a horse breedeer.With exoensive tastes

Duffy will play CATHY a lawyer who is in love with SIMON but can't decide if love is worth slowing down the corporate climb to be with an idealistic artist

lisa and DMK will play REBECCA and CORREEN two feuding cousins both tied for the AHSA A/O younger national HOTY award!!!

Kennett Square will play LATOYA a wealthy Madame who Jeb's lover gives vital information to that she in turn uses to blackmail Jeb for!!!

DevilDog, plays TOBY a beautiful but tough FBI agent sent to Baltimore on assignment!

The rest of the characters and there are many are being assigned now and will be posted later!

Bumpkin plays SHWAMPA the owner of a tavern known as LOSBY's were the "horsey" set gather

Nylar Plays a groom BECKY for a top jumper barn and she finds out they are invovled in smuggling and is in grave danger!!

RB plays KIRK a pony jumper rider who is kidnapped before the NAL pony jumper finals

Steve plays a student BILL in a local boarding school who is in love with

BRITTNEY played by
K-Spade who is a working student for the schools riding program!!

JAX plays ALLISON who has a crush on BILL and is jealous of BRITTNEY

RF plays a wealthy woman ROSE who is targetted by a slick gigilo!

Colin plays a Lesbian hunter/Jumper TRainer,
MARIA who is in love with

LORI played by
AHC a diva hunter rider.

There are still so many, so if you think you got away! No you didn't!!!!!!!!!

Ponyperson - will play OLLIE a pony hunter rider who was adopted by MARIA after his parents left for research in outerspace and knew they could not subject him to such a life forever. He is happy but longs for his parents whom He can only view from her special telescope!


Kachoo plays VERONIQUE a Grand Pric rider who is on teh USET but has fallen in love with her groom!!

BOSSHOSS plays MISS O'HARA the wealthy TB owner who wants the triple crown this year at all costs, and SIMON!!!@!!

Luxorlover, plays WENDY a reporter for teh Baltimore sun who went to Monkton for a society story and found herself witness to murder!!!!

Incubus, plays ELVIRA a misunderstood Wiccan who believes a heard of Unicorns comes to her at night!!!

Silly Mommy plays OLLIE's biological Aunt ALEXANDRA that MARIA will prevent from taking OLLIE at all costs.

Havaklu plays BERTHA a former model and SIMONS ex fiance who know spends her evening in the Gay bars of Baltimore where her beauty makes her the perfect decoration for any Gay man's circle!!!!!

Inverness plays COOKIE, the leading anchor for BALT-WUTV who has just purchased several hundred thousand dollars woth of horses to show in the A/A divisions.

A/O Jumper plays CASEY a cocktail waitress at an inner harbor cafe who works to help save unwanted race horses she is the leader of SRHA which targets WHINEYS assocaition!!

A/A jumper plays NATASHA, NATES sister who worries of loosing her place in society over her brothers behavior!

Gryphon plays GIGI a young dressage rider/trainer who has recently moved to Maryland from Wisconsin and has befreinded KATERINA.

Portia plays MIMI, who runs the Horse observer a national magazine that prides itself in being the only magazine to cover all aspects of teh horse world!!

Louise and Weatherford play ELIZA and PAMELA both vying for the Editorship of the HO!!

Meshach plays JESSICA who runs a tack store.

Sky's Mom plays MARILYN a avid hunt rider who longs for her brother OLLIE's Father to return from space as she feels so isolated alone on the family farm and MARIA prevents OLLIE from visiting her.

Rockford plays HELGA a suspicious but beautiful Latvian woman who runs a jelwery store on Pratt street.

Showjumps plays OLGA HELGA's sister who also works in the store.

Baymare plays KRYSTAL who works in the Gap across the street in the light street pavillion who rides at barn in Hunt Valley and has a nice Children's hunter.

Anyplace Farm, plays LINDA a publicist with the mayors office who rides and shows all throughout the State.

I'm a pony Mom plays BRITTNEY's Mother who laments that her daughter has to work so hard to show, so she takes another job to help purchase a second pony.

R & R, plays CASSANDRA a "local circuit" Princess who changes in between classes and is the envy of the County shows.

POnyPlur plays PATTY, an minature horse breeder who witnesses a horrible act on Shepard Road!!!

Multiplechoice plays a local business owner running DELILIAH for county commissoner but could that night home form Losby's so many years ago cost her her political future?

aahunterrider plays MARION, who spends her time between work at her real estate firm and riding her 5 A/A hunters.


Darva plays HEATHER a woman made bitter by the show circuit but could a portrait done by Simon bring out the beauty she has hidden for so long?


Merry an Willow will play LUCY and DIANA two sisters in love with exNYer's charcter SHANAYNAY!


Xani will play XANI a crazed woman who parades around the shows grounds in size 5 childerns jophurs and paddock boots!!!


Whoa and Cashmere and Splendid play SAMMY, TAMMY, and BAMBI three triplets who crab on the bay and ride western. What they discover that lonely trail ride to get bud lite that night is beyong pure terror


Regalmeans plays TORI a moonshiner from Harford County!!!

Suzygirl plays LELIA a tough innercity busriding girl who is a natural talent in calf roping!!!

beccam86 plays DARIA, a playwright who dreams of the Prix St.Georges wins this year with her new Holsteiner!


Coreene plays CLEO, a mysterious Egyption woman who has built a large pyrmaid palace resembling the ruins of the great city of Alexandria. She is seen at twilight riding bareback in silken veils on gleaming Arabian horses through the lush fields of her farm, the tall grasses swaying like the reeds along the Nile's banks.


Jumpthemoon plays the part of SERENA, the latest gold medal 3-day rider and PHAEDRA's trainer.

Palisades, will plays FONTAINE, an exotic dancer in a roadside bar onwed by Lil orphan Annie, ANNA

Darkerhorse plays WILLIAM a web designer who has gotten over his head with certain business dealing during the GulfPort circuit!


SupahStah plays TIFFANY a Pop star who rides Hunters, she has recently appeared on teh cover of Baltimore magazine without a helmut and it has caused quite the stir.

Special K plays ELLEN who owns a happening after hourse club on North Charles St.

Sunny plays CHER a socialite who is always at every party and lives in a penthouse dream overlooking the harbour and has a anglo arab she shows in the Adult Jumpers.

Pas Petit Detail, you are MIRANDA awoman who has seen many things and has yet to find happiness away from her Selle Francaise breeding operation, yuo like to stand on the sand at night as the waves crash against your longinh body.

doubletake, you are CLAIRE, you are a ER surgeon and also show in the Grand Pix's, however you ahve just found out that your long lost lover has returned from the Congo where his plane went down a year ago!!

Tin, you will play SUE ELLEN, you are a wealthy cattle rancher who has recently aquired a former Dupont Estate and are settling into Maryland Horse Society.

Kahlua, you are CAPPUCINE, a bombshell from LA who left Hollywood after your 5th oscar and your holdings passed 10 billion!!!

brilytrip, you will play STARENA, a stage host at a drag club off Baltimore's famous Block!!! However, in reality your husband owns one of the most successful Italian restaurtants in Little Italy, but you cannot stand to be near him after the Canton incident!!!!!!!

Creseida, you have a very tough role!!! You are RHONDA you are working on you Doctorate in Economics and are waitressing part time at Hooters in addition you model for SIMON!!!! You are also in love with SIMON!!! You must combine classic beauty, intellect and silliness!!!

Sprite, you will play MADDY, you are a Hermaphodite! It may very well win you the Oscar!! But you are more than a Hermaphodite you are the State Side Saddle Champion and now because of your body that and your future Side Saddle career could be cut short!!!!!!! However, only one person hold this over your head.....MARIA!!!!!!

Paige you will play JEZEBEL, you are a top designer whose fashions are everywhere, you have stores in Milan, Paris, Geneva, Zurich, NY, LA, but Baltimore is wear you get your strength!!!! So yuo are based here, you are coming out with a new line of swimwear............custom body painting!!!! In addition your horse is the leading Working hunter in the State.

HSM, you will play MICA, you are Calvin Kleins first wife before Kelly You are the toast of Baltimore and at all the parties in Guilford!! You ride A Zebra/Mule cross in the preliminary jumper divisions.


JumperEq, you will play LOLITA, an international jewel thief, who got more than you bargained for when you stumbled across the meetings by the Terrorists in HELGA and OLGA's store! Now you know the plot to take over Baltimore and to populate the horse show world with Latviann ROBOEQUINES .

Becca will play the incomperable Queen of Charm City...Muff Daddy! You rule the streets from Lexington Market to Charles Village inj a full length white mink with platform cowboy boots and 12 pounds of gold chains!!!!


hp you will play HISA, a Greek exchange student who had an Afair with Elvira in Scotland at a new age conference.

Susygal, you will play MISSY, a top stock Seat Equitation Trainer who is being stalked by an obsessed ex boyfriend who is a bartender in Frederick.

Gwen, you are ALICIA, you are Victoria's secret's top model and your husband owns Domino's sugar. You were awarded the key to the city when you saved the Dolphins at the aqaurium from Iraqi animalnappers, who had kidnapped the dolphins and sped off on jet skis through the inner harbour to the Bay, you being a former Spy with the British secret service quickly jumped into a water taxi and cut the nappers off and returned the dolphins to their safe home!!!

KellyBird, play LUCY. She is the top Eq rider around and also co-owns a fish market stall that sells the crabs the crabbing triplets catch!!

Thinkbigeq and Small change the part we have for you could land you in Convent Garden and All the rage of the West End!!! You will play LOCHNESSA!! The Male Lesbian Siamese twins who are the World Vaulting champions!!! I think you are it!!! It will take a lot of hard work, and a deep soul searching for the talent you all are it!!


JumpHigh83 has the role of BYRNADETTE, a once famous grand Prix Rider, who has founf no happiness in her life and has hidden in her beautiful New Orleans style mansion in Fallston, where she raises peacocks and is one of SIMONS patrons, she also owns the chasers HUNTER and JASON ride.

C.Boylen, plays LOLA, a Gucci Model and the fiance of NATE!! Does she know of his real tastes? or do the millions she has inherited and contiues to inherite from her Father's Zip-Lock bag company keep her happy and fufilled and true love means nothing to her?

TerriK. plays CHACHA, and Brazilian chacha dancer and the wife of the groom VERONIQUE is in love with!!!!

Brynnabear, VWscully, and One Away play, IPHIGI, APHROMOSIAC, and LORITTO, the sirens of the Chesapeake, you have lored many a seduced sea farer to crash upon the hidden shoals of the Maryland shores!

Kristen plays SALLY, a rider whose domination in the pony jumpers may be cut short by KIRKS new pony!!


Twister you will play SCARLETT, the new "princess" on the county circuit to challange CASSANDRA'S reign!! You will have 6 matching chestnuts, and a big rig complete with a parlor and a vanity in the changing room of course tack room, supply room, etc.\


Cwp you have just sparke my thought process!! You will play MABEL a former Miss Crab and the Matron/Announcer of the Miss Crab contest. You also used to hunt with Eldridge-Hartford, but have not ridden recently. However, the Albino Terrorist organization of Figi, has kidnapped you and is holding you for ransom in the basement of the Utz factory on Euclid Street!! Only LISA can figure out where you are and she is beingwatched by a maddman!!!!

Trooper-Joe, will play JEMIMA, you are the seductively beautiful lead singer of a pop band, who has recently bought a horse from SHWAMPA, you own a beautiful lakeside farm in Monkton and commute by private jet to NY adn L.A. for recording sessions. Lately yuo have been having strange drema where you awaken in you rose garden, and see a strange figure lurking in the shadows nearbye!!!!!


Sweat Pea will play CHRISSY, the newly Crowned Miss Crab and the winner of the Medal/Maclay & USET East!

Rumoursfollow and Redhotmama, you two will be LOLASITA and LUSHINISTO two Chilean show jumping sisters who have recently opened a new horse center near the Patapsco state park


Canter will play the role of BELLA, the Ialian sultry endurance rider who captured JASON'S heart so many years ago in the Tuscan wilderness and smashed it like a dixie cup in Times Square on January 1!!!!!

Blinky will play BABETTTE, the leader of the Latvian Mafia and heair to the throne of Kashmir, she is in Baltimore under the rouse of buying and rehabing some empty warehouses near Dundalk!!! Really who would believe that!!!


Lily, plays ISIS, a high priestess to the Sun God of ancient Egypt, she lives in a Mansion in Bolton Hill...but what has brought this exotic woman to Charm City??? And what secrets does she carry in her locked velvet box in a shrine room she visits at night.

Pacific Solo will play the role of ELENA, a talented and beautiful jumper rider from Goergia who has relocated to Maryland to studt Biochemistry at John's Hopkins. She has brought her 4 A/O jumpers with her and is riding at KEVIN's barn , Barronstead near Glencoe. She drives a Jag convertible and lives in a town house in Federal Hill ovelooking the harbour.


TripleCrown, plays SANDY, who has been the leading steeple chase jockey for 5 years in a row in MD/ VA/PA, but can this new addiction threaten immortal glory????

HighRollingGoose, plays KIKI, could a torrid affair with her trainer at the Blowing Rock show ruin her reputation and her chances for the Maclay win??

Elghound, plays KEVIN, a top hunter/jumper trainer whose infatuation with his star client..could lead to his own destruction!!!!!

Kryswyn, will play JACKIE, a wealthy Baltimore socialite whose passion for wine has lead her in the middle of .....Murder!!!!

Checkers324, plays AVA, a wealthy Unicorn driving champion, whose passion for victory has taken her past the exit for true love.

Speedracer, plays SWIFTY SUE, a double dealing Grand Prix Rider whose sleezy ways have given her a barn of imported horses, but she has paid for them with her soul and the price may be too great.


wtywmn4, you will play PRISCILLA, a lovely Drag King, who has gone underground in Drag King Society after your boyfriend announced he was gay but secretly was having an affair with SWIFTY SUE.


Fairweather ,will play the role of FATIMA, a beautiful and mysterious Grad student at Hopkins. She is studying archeology, but her past reveals a secret world long since forgotten, if HUNTER is her long lost love...then who is he really??


nutmeg will play the role of MEG, a brilliant astronomy student who works fro the goucher riding stable to pay for her horse to be at shool with her. She longs for outerspace but are here yearnings being monitored by someone or something already there?

Kath plays CAT, a risky sidesaddle rider who mainly hunts and rides for pleasure but who slinks into horse society with the ease and grace of a great Cat.

Ainsley can ahve the role of CAITLIN, a pony atch rider who rides 12, smalls, 10 small /medium greens, 14 mediums, 8 large greens, 9 large, and 4 pony jumpers, and has 2 eq ponies and 3 chidlrens horses as well!!

Winglet will play BORIS, an aspiring journalist who has a big break covering the Pimlico track but his big break could lead him to danger!!


Sparkntime, you will play LOULOU, a wealthy Saddleseat rider who has relocated to Maryland and has somone lost her husband along the way!!!

rockstar, had the role of PRICILLA, she owns a deli in Hampden and spends her nights at 1722 after hours, where mechanics dance with horse trainers and everything goes!!


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[This message was edited by Moesha on Mar. 27, 2001 at 05:01 PM.]

ponyperson
Mar. 20, 2001, 02:05 PM
MOESHA!! Sounds great, can I play the part of Latwanda-Colin's riding pupile with abnormal mauve facial hair?

Pony Person

HN73
Mar. 20, 2001, 02:06 PM
Sweet, I'm in...

Lights, camera, action!

DMK
Mar. 20, 2001, 02:10 PM
Lisa did you hear? Moesha has granted us our YOUTH again!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We are YOUNGERS, she said in a hushed, but excited whisper... why it's almost as good as a face lift, and probably better than peel!

Spunky
Mar. 20, 2001, 02:25 PM
Sweet . . . I get to be in a love triangle!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Moesha I am concerned that Spaz is too young for this role . . . /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Darva
Mar. 20, 2001, 02:30 PM
very funny and very creative /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Jair
Mar. 20, 2001, 02:30 PM
Thanks for annoucing our intentions Moesha...this is better than a press conference!

Director's notes:

Send the actress AHC to Salt Lake City to practice her new "role" with Colin. Colin is experienced in these matters, and will be a good teacher.

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Everythingbutwings
Mar. 20, 2001, 02:34 PM
Goodness knows, I do have expensive tastes! Does this mean that I can finally breed my own International level 4 in hand of Welsh cobs?

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spaz
Mar. 20, 2001, 02:39 PM
HEY! Don't kick me out of the love triangle...

Moesha
Mar. 20, 2001, 02:41 PM
Just a reminder Actor aditions are being made to the original message!!!

ponyperson
Mar. 20, 2001, 02:59 PM
Thanks for the addition Moesha, but I'm a guy, but hey, its not like I've never gone out in drage before, I mean I haven't, you know what, I'm gonna press submit now.

Pony Person

Moesha
Mar. 20, 2001, 03:03 PM
Ponyperson fixed go see!

Coreene
Mar. 20, 2001, 03:04 PM
WHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who do I get to play?

Moesha
Mar. 20, 2001, 03:05 PM
Snowbird we need you as the technical advisor,you have such a great eye for detail and editing will be a breeze for you!

JumpTheMoon
Mar. 20, 2001, 03:06 PM
What about Palisades and I?

Jair
Mar. 20, 2001, 03:07 PM
I guess that makes Ponyperson a sattelite baby then eh?

BTW - how old are you PonyPerson? You're lots of fun, but I don't want to go overboard in including you in any unjuniorish scenes in this movie. I'm afraid my sense of humour can go overboard and I don't want to be Kicked off by Erin!!

DarkerHorse
Mar. 20, 2001, 03:13 PM
<<PaigeHortman, plays CASSANDRA a "local circuit" Princess who changes in between classes and is the envy of the County shows.>>

heh

Moesha
Mar. 20, 2001, 03:15 PM
JumptheMoon , Palisades, Coreene go see your characters have been "crafted."

Jair we must have a meeting this week to discuss the budget, can you open your Aspen home? I know it is late and you have probably closed it for the season but it is the most convienent location?

Also were you going to handle the meeting with Spacey and Malkovich?

VtRider is busy dealing with Madonna's latest video which is causing quite the stir!!!! I'm afraid this project cannot handle that kind of publicity and VT wants to let her go, besides the part of MUFF DADDY can be played by someone else? Do you have anyone in mind??


also Fedex messed up again I got the monogramed event pads sent to our D.C. office I already aksed VT have you seen a package from Bevals??

Call Me

M

OnyxThePony
Mar. 20, 2001, 03:29 PM
Yes darling count me in .. no need to audition me, I am perfect for my role.. and dammit my stable will earn a bitter win this year if I am tortured by my need for Simon, who of course I know I will not get by the end of it all...

Hound Dog Diaries
Mar. 20, 2001, 03:36 PM
Even though nobody knows me. I'm flexible though /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

- Emily -

Bigger_Dayz
Mar. 20, 2001, 03:38 PM
Elvira huh? o.k well I'll need help getting into character. When exactly do I see these unicorns? because you see an Elvira who sees them at midnight would act differently than one who sees them at 12:01. What? What do you mean you don't know? Well do they speak to me or just body language? Come on! I need to know this, I need my motivation! How do you expect work like this? *grrr* if anyone needs me I'll be in my trailer *storms out and slams door behind me*

lol!

Tin
Mar. 20, 2001, 03:43 PM
can I play? can I play? I'm a star at heart ya know /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Jair
Mar. 20, 2001, 03:45 PM
Mo! I'm on my cell darling!

Sure, I'll open up the Aspen house - was going to lend it to Brad and Jennifer next week anyways.

Oh, so that's what is in that big package /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif wasn't too sure, after all Jeb just returned from Columbia you know, didn't want to stir any trouble up... /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

VTride is just going to have to chill and deal with things for a change! Do you know how many long distance charges she's racked up calling me collect every hour? /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Muff Daddy should be played by the Winglet. If he has anywhere near the talent of his mother, he will be a real star! /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

I'm thinking at least a mil for this to start, don't you think? We're going to have to bring in some heavy hitting costume designers. Some of our cast, especially the guy playing Simon are going to need a bit of help from makeup as well /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

oh, Spacey is out, but Malkovich is interested. He wants to talk dollars. I've booked a table at 21 for tomorrow. Be there?

Ciao!

doubletake
Mar. 20, 2001, 04:07 PM
very creative, guys

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GO-dog-GO
Mar. 20, 2001, 04:19 PM
Robby J is going to need several piercings and cropped white hair to play his part right. I think we can do them on the set with a hoof pick.

Can I wear all black? /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Black Market Radio
Mar. 20, 2001, 04:22 PM
But Toby is not my REAL name, it's an alybi so that no one knows who I REALLY am!

Regalmeans
Mar. 20, 2001, 04:24 PM
Love my name (I'm a HUGE Tori Amos fan /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif) and the alcohol connection (hehe Kellybird.....) but I don't get a love life? Puleeezzze????

Sarah * AKA "Regal's Person"

OnyxThePony
Mar. 20, 2001, 04:49 PM
BTW, can Jair's HWBA (is it Ok to use nonBB-posters-but-BB-involved-cast?) play my deadbeat playboy brother JON-JON, who only breaks only more hearts than craps at the high-dollar tables.. leaving a string of torn woman and angry casino owners vowing vengance in his wake??

Mar. 20, 2001, 04:53 PM
Who do I get to play??

- Kahlua -
pix (http://albums.photopoint.com/j/AlbumList?u=1521322)

Nylar
Mar. 20, 2001, 05:20 PM
LOL, this is hysterical! I've had to explain the insanity (or as well as I can) to my friends in the dorm. They don't appreciate random hysterical laughing too well...

Just one question?? LOL, how do I fit in?? (or am I being my usual impatient self by already asking??)

*Nylar*
http://www.geocities.com/dunnbypicasso/

HSM
Mar. 20, 2001, 05:43 PM
I may not have joined any of the official "cliques", but I've been here at least as long as BossHoss. In fact, I think I may have invited her here in the first place!

Paige
Mar. 20, 2001, 05:43 PM
Moesha, can I play? I want a role too!

OnyxThePony
Mar. 20, 2001, 05:52 PM
HSM. I will adopt you.. you will play my alcoholic domineering mother who I send off to a 'spa' in the Netherlands for life, where you get involved with the male magnate of the Horse shipping scandal.

sprite
Mar. 20, 2001, 06:01 PM
I wanna play!!!!! When can i audition??? /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

no casting couches please, LOL

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brilyntrip
Mar. 20, 2001, 06:04 PM
could i be in it? I'd be glad to go older( owner of steeplechasers) ancient Worthington Valley type would be great!!!

creseida
Mar. 20, 2001, 06:05 PM
that I am Lithuanian? (Honest!) I mean Latvia is only NEXT DOOR! I think I should be one of the smugglers...I am, afterall, evil and devious...just ask Kryswyn! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif You could say I'm born Lithuanian, but moved to Latvia at a young age. You could say my grandfather was a Cossack...

HSM
Mar. 20, 2001, 06:13 PM
....although I'd like to state for the record: this is NOT an example of typecasting!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Hmmmm.....<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> you get involved with the male magnate of the Horse shipping scandal. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Magnate, huh? I kinda like the sound of that! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif But, shhhh.... better not let Mr. HSM hear about this! /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Palisades
Mar. 20, 2001, 06:13 PM
lol, I love it! Exotic dancer, eh.... /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif I might be a tad bit underage, but that just makes things more exciting. Imagine the suspense-when will the cops figure it out and throw me into a juvenile detention center??? Just think of the chaos I could cause in one of those places!

Mar. 20, 2001, 06:50 PM
Marylin's (skysmom's) biological aunt as well (duh, she's Ollie's sister)??? There's an age problem there, but we could swing it.

JumperEq
Mar. 20, 2001, 06:52 PM
Awww man...I feel so all alone. lol, /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif This is hilarious. Here's a scary thought, how twisted do you think it would be if there was a movie based on this board, and all the people together? I smell a box office hit. /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Moesha
Mar. 20, 2001, 06:54 PM
Jair, I am totally stressing!!! I need my pirin tablets!!!! It is about 9:45 p.m. I just updated the actor list with about 15 new characters!!

Where is VTRider?? I cannot reach her and she missed her meeting with Julia!!! You know how she gets when she is stood up like that!!!!

Everything is chaos at East Coast HQ's! Jeb's Calvins are too small who would have known,

The studio cant acquire the warehouse we want for Paiges, characters fashion studio!!

And my meeting with Ms. Lopez, was not productive she wants to sing a song in Spanish none the less about Oldenburgs! I was like honey this is not a musical and of course she objects to the Muff Daddy character!! Too soon you know!!

I am so stressed I need to do some laps tonight!! Call me ASAP will do a Conference /Breakfeast meeting with VT, I hope things went well with Madonna.

Malkovich is perfect!!!!!!

Let me know what to do about the Jeb underwear issue and were you going to coordinate the Everglades chase scene, I heard from Mozambique and they said the Water Buffalo's would be no problem, they will be calling you.

Ciao
M

[This message was edited by Moesha on Mar. 20, 2001 at 10:52 PM.]

skysmom
Mar. 20, 2001, 06:56 PM
Marilyn, eh a complex role, ..Seems to be longing for my father? ( hopefully a Step-father)..spends too much time alone..either an alcoholic or cat-collector????? roaming the hunt country searching for my Aunt?? * this is gonna be soooo much fun *****

K Spade
Mar. 20, 2001, 07:03 PM
I have to be a working student?! UGH FINE! lol jk

HSM
Mar. 20, 2001, 07:11 PM
Wow, Moesha, thanks sweetie- I just love my new role!!!! It's a part I was BORN to play, dahling! *kiss* *kiss* /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Except maybe the riding-a-Zebra/Mule-in-the-jumpers part. After all, I'm a Horse Show Mom, remember? But don't worry a bit - that's where the acting part comes in! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I'm just happy to be nominated!!! (oops - a little premature I guess! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif )

Steve
Mar. 20, 2001, 07:14 PM
LoL kels, but atleast Jax is jelous and I like you.....

Steve

Moesha
Mar. 20, 2001, 07:19 PM
Jair I just got an idea!!!! Actually we may not want Jennifer to sing! but Andrew just phoned and would love to write an opening song/musical introduction? He was thinking Clueless opening/Cabaret/Rocky Horror!

"I'm just a Sweet BB'er from Baltimoexual"

Let me know what you think, I don't know we want English patient more than Momma's Family!!!

Cheers & Kisses
M

p.s. Darlings beuatiful people please just relax we will address all you concerns after our breakfeast after croissants and fresh squeezed juice we will be much better at sorting out details. All of your concerns and questions are so important to us! Please feel free to express your conerns and of course I want to hear your ideas just give us time to answer.
Now don't forget cool water showers only, lime peels on your foreheads and lemons on you eyelids, ten glasses of water a day, nothing after 9!! and 10 hours of sleep....camera's can only lie so much my darlings!!!! We must show teh world how beautiful you all are and how talented.

Ciao
M

Snowbird
Mar. 20, 2001, 07:21 PM
Since I spent so many years in Greenwich Village I can easily be the technical advisor, I've had good friends in real life that are the characters in your movie.

So, you count me in I'm ready and will research the characters to make sure they fit real life. I'll bet the movie will se a sell-out during those long waits at horse shows.

You can have the premiere in my Ringside Cafe! We hold hundreds here on the farm for a gala! Even Strausburger has been here. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

JumperEq
Mar. 20, 2001, 07:22 PM
Haha....Lolita. Latvian Roboequines, eh? The Ultimate Pushbutton. /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Reckoning
Mar. 20, 2001, 07:23 PM
Whattaboutme??!! Moesha!! You forgot me! /infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

Becca
Mar. 20, 2001, 07:24 PM
What about me?? Possibly the largest drama queen of all- left UNCAST?!? ( /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif ) I'll just go eat worms now...

Moesha
Mar. 20, 2001, 07:26 PM
Slugger you must have missed your name...your charcter is listed with two others Robby's and Alec's.

You play a Countess Katerina!!!

Flash44
Mar. 20, 2001, 07:30 PM
My first action as head of the MD TB Breeders Asociation is to charge everyone $30 to join other wise you won't be able to compete your TB or TB cross in an competition anywhere in the world.

You must have at least 3 trainers sign your entry form.

Meds will be supplied by us since we can get a good discount if we buy in bulk, and we'll disinfect the needles and reuse them so don't take them home or throw them out. Just indicate on your entry for what and how much you want and we'll have everything ready for you when you check in.

We'll have a special chute designed from the parking/stable area to the ring so the horses don't get in the way of the golf carts.

We're doing away with ribbons and judges have until 2 weeks after the show to turn in the score cards. Just check our website to see how many points you earned.

We're working on a system where you can just do your round at home and send in the video so you don't even have to bother coming to the show. Look for it in the spring of 2002.

From now on, Devon/Indoors/Etc is members only and memberships will be limited and can be willed to other members of the family if the member dies so we can do away with all this ridiculous point chasing stuff. If your surname does not end with a consonant and your first name is not gender opposite or someone else's surname (ending in a consonant of course) you will never be a member so don't even bother sending in your application, resume and essay.

gwen
Mar. 20, 2001, 07:37 PM
I wanna be in it too!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif Please??? /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Barb /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Kachoo
Mar. 20, 2001, 07:37 PM
I love it! I love it! Moesha, you are PRICELESS.

Cheers,
Susie
http://kachoom.digitalrice.com

Reckoning
Mar. 20, 2001, 07:39 PM
Moesha, you rock! Thank you!! I did miss it, I'm having one of 'those' days! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Bumpkin
Mar. 20, 2001, 07:59 PM
I don't know if I can pronounce the name you gave me, but I love my new part dear Moesha!!
How did you know I spent several years hanging out in the bar scenes on the Northern Exposure set? hahaha /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif
But this time I get to be the owner /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
Thank you, thank you, thank you. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

VTrider
Mar. 21, 2001, 05:24 AM
Damn it Moesha....Thanks for giving Jair and I a nice $45.67 budget. How am I suppose to work off of such little money.

/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif And thanks for also assigning me the most difficult tasks! Do you know what I had to do with that trainer last night so he would let us use his nice hunters for the Culpeper scenes? I feel like I have spent 24 hours on a thigh master!!!!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

Jair - /infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif don't even get me started on the collect calls. Maybe if Mr. Moe had given me a calling card with more than 30 seconds on it - I wouldn't be in this predictament /infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

Jair and Moe - I will be on the road today making final arrangments for all the Culpeper scenes. I just picked up the gallon of fake blood that we will be painting on SIMON's body after he has that mishap at the natural oxer in the Adult Classic. Actually, that's a lie. the fake blood DIDN'T FIT INTO THE BUDGET, so I got some ketchup.

You can reach me on my cell and I will check in periodically during the day. Time to go fire up the Quantum!

WHOA!
Mar. 21, 2001, 05:39 AM
LOLOLOLOLOLOL>

Moesha, you may be the only person in the world who can literally rob me of speech for minutes at a time.

I ride western and I crab on the bay?!?!?

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Kennett Square
Mar. 21, 2001, 05:46 AM
Moesha, Moesha,

You have done it again!!!! Thank You!!! I am honored to be LaToya!! Please write saucily for me as I am off for San Diego for a week! I will be thinking about you all and the movie,

Caio' bellas!!

Dementia 13
Mar. 21, 2001, 06:16 AM
Sybil -- the role of a lifetime. Thank you, dear Moesha. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

DMK
Mar. 21, 2001, 06:56 AM
ooooh, I feel like I am stepping into the role of Coreen... yes... I see tantrums and emeralds (diamonds are SO blase) figuring heavily in this role.

If Becca remains uncast would the producers mind if Coreen had an underling to abuse? She SO needs someone who really understands her... you understand, don't you Jair, mon cher...

lil orphan annie
Mar. 21, 2001, 07:06 AM
As ANNA, owner extraordinaire of the Bawlamore roadside bar cum studio canteen, I warn you now that all meat used in my flame grilled burgers is imported from ENGLAND so you will have to take your chances with the foot & mouth. However, rumour has it that the slavering blistering mouths of some of the BB'ers is not herpes as some have suggested but f&m so as it is already making its rounds I shouldn't worry unduly.

[This message was edited by lil orphan annie on Mar. 21, 2001 at 11:01 AM.]

Bumpkin
Mar. 21, 2001, 07:09 AM
If you are looking for horses, you should go further North!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
Now where are those fake ice cubes I ordered for the bar scenes?

Moesha
Mar. 21, 2001, 07:12 AM
VtRider can you not place decimals!!

Your Calling card has 300,000 on it!!!

and your share of the budget is 4.5 million!!

I told you not to only take Intro to Math and leave it at that at Tech!!!!

Now get to work, Liza has been calling all morning, since you "somehow" missed the breakfeast!!!

Snowbird is furious since you have the Giant Crab script with you and the Mad Bulldozer chase scene prompts!!

I don't know I feel bad for poor Liza can we maybe have her singing "Over the Rainbow" Light Street????

Ciao

p.s. please be careful with money!!!!

Kisses
M

Moesha
Mar. 21, 2001, 07:19 AM
p.s. I added three new characters to the list JH83, C.Boylen, and TerrriK at 10:15!!!


Please be reviewing your roles and either mail and again we so want to hear every idea you have!!


p.s.s. I added a few more as well the roles of the Bay Sirens!!!!

VTrider
Mar. 21, 2001, 07:32 AM
Well crap - Don't I feel like a dumb blonde.

Let's jump ahead for a second to make up. Paul Mitchell and I were looking through his portfolio of stars a few secs ago and we need to know if you want a soft natural look for the cast or if you want to go with the Britney/Mariah/Christina/Katie Huber extensions look? All dolled up with Max Factor's finest line of make up....

havaklu
Mar. 21, 2001, 07:33 AM
I'm so excited I never got a part in the school play /infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

Moesha - your must be clairvoyant how did you know?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Havaklu plays BERTHA a former model and SIMONS ex fiance who know spends her evening in the Gay bars of Baltimore where her beauty makes her the perfect decoration for any Gay man's circle!!!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

gwen
Mar. 21, 2001, 07:43 AM
I LOVE IT!! THANK YOU!!!! It just so happens that Victoria's Secret underwear is MY FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD!!! And to be their TOP MODEL??? WOHOOOOO!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!! I can't wait to play the roll....

OH and I love dolphins....When I was 10 I wanted to be a dolphin trainer...You know me pretty well!!! Even though it seems like no one really knows me sometimes!!!

Barb /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Darva
Mar. 21, 2001, 07:49 AM
Oh Heather /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Just spewing out some ideas to why I am bitter towards the show circut. I came to shows in my Gucci heals and trench coat only to be taunted by the crowed on a weekly basis. Hopefully Simon paints me in the nude? Maybe my life has gotten so horribe that I pose for hustler and am no longer welcome on the circut. /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Robby Johnson
Mar. 21, 2001, 08:00 AM
Tattoos - covered.
Piercings - two holes in one ear that may still take an earring. Navel was done, isn't anymore. I'll need a significant salary increase before I do it again.
Hair - has been platinum blond before. Can do it again. I've got it down to a science (the trick for me is 3 little packets of bleach instead of the recommended 2 and I always tone with a violet based toner).

(drifting into the meeting in my jeans and mohair sweater - vintage 501's and Dolce & Gabbanna, respectively, with Gucci driving mocs on my feet - and sunglasses, hair a stylish, tousled mess, smoking unfiltered Morroccan cigarettes from my Tiffany cigarette wallet and drinking Evian)

"Mo-eesh, darling. Jair, darling. VTRider, darling. So good to see you. Here's what I'm thinking for me (me me me) ... I really need to be part of the process. I see my character being a really intricate cross between Sharon Stone's Catherine in Basic Instinct and her Ginger in Casino - what with the sexual ambiguity and all. I'll need to spend at least a year in Middleburg preparing for the role. Can you accommodate? Jeff, my agent, has Matt & Ben in the hopper with a greenlighted project, so I'll need to reconcile by C.O.B. OK, thanks sweeties, I'm off to Val D'Isar for a little skiing with Deepak and Julianne Moore."

Robby Johnson

PaigeHortman
Mar. 21, 2001, 08:01 AM
Just curious Moesha to WHO you are, and how I got involved in this, I dont post much on these boards, and I am very curious as to why you gave me that "role"

PaigeHortman, plays CASSANDRA a "local circuit" Princess who changes in between classes and is the envy of the County shows

and why do I change between classes in your movie, and why do you call me a local circuit princess have I said anything to make you think that, just curious, not sure if offence should be taken or not, but Richard seems to think its funny! Whatever tho!

Reckoning
Mar. 21, 2001, 08:04 AM
Its a joke, Paige. Obviously, Moesha went out of his way to include as many people as possible so as not to make anyone feel excluded. There is absolutely no reason to take offense.

Everythingbutwings
Mar. 21, 2001, 08:06 AM
snacking on Godivas and sipping my Moet Chandon.

Nicole of the expensive tastes wishes to import Freisians for a matching pair to take to Devon. Perhaps a checkerboard of Andalusians and Freisians for a four in hand, that would be eye catching!

MANUEL! GET that stallion back to the breeding Shed, Rox Dene is cycling!

VTrider
Mar. 21, 2001, 08:16 AM
Paige - easy trigger - it's all in fun...none of this is serious...cheer up!

PaigeHortman
Mar. 21, 2001, 08:18 AM
Um I am not sure how to take that tho, am I a "local princess" The last show I went to was like 6 states south of me, so thats not really local but anyways................

Everythingbutwings
Mar. 21, 2001, 08:20 AM
That's what princesses do /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Moesha
Mar. 21, 2001, 08:21 AM
R&R will now play the role of CASSANDRA.

Darva
Mar. 21, 2001, 08:21 AM
Paige,
Its all in fun Moesha was trying to include everyone on the board. Do you really think I am bitter towards the circut and pose nude for pictures? If you feel uncomfterble I am sure Moesha will delete you charactor. Im sure he had no idea that you would take it so personaly. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

HSM
Mar. 21, 2001, 08:24 AM
...as has been said it's all just silliness and fun. And, I assure you, based on NOTHING real at all. I mean, I got cast as a jumper rider and I've never sat on a horse in my life!!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Spunky
Mar. 21, 2001, 08:25 AM
Believe me, if I can be a "happy Arabian breeder" you can be a local circuit princess! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Have a good laugh & play along; if you really don't want to then email Moesha & I'm sure he will find an aspiring young actress to replace you! /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

VTrider
Mar. 21, 2001, 08:26 AM
Back to the topic at hand....

Moe Moe - I can't keep Paul waiting all day (although I loved being his model on Regis and Kelly this morning when he was talking about what is in for spring do's)...Is it going to be natural or skank??!! The man is charging by the minute...

There are some in the cast, i.e. SIMON, that are going to be difficult to make look good. I think I know of a good rug maker that can help him out though.

Reckoning
Mar. 21, 2001, 08:32 AM
VtRider, I beg to differ. /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif Simon needs to do no more than show up to look good for his part! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Twister
Mar. 21, 2001, 08:38 AM
Oh! Oh!! <waving hand> I'll be Cassandra!! I would LOVE to be a local princess and actually HAVE other outfits to change into!!!

And I promise I will predict NO doom and gloom!

Damn!! I see that slut R&R stole the part from me by offering a sister/brother act. And a Catherine the Great tableau!!!!!

Moesha, your people need to contact my people about this horrible slight to a performer of my stature!

Moesha
Mar. 21, 2001, 08:53 AM
VT I have no idea what to do about that I think we need to re-evaluate our costume and make up department, I will see which candidates are most qualified and post shortly!

Twister, my dear Barbara will cower with this new role we have created just for you....it is the Primo Divarama role of a career!!!


Everythingbutwings, have the Tiffany's and Cartier reps. Stopped in yet to meet with you? You will have to pick the jewlery yuo want, no budget so have fun! they want to get your input on a "design" theme before the costume and design people overrun you with ideas! Remember you get to keep a few items so choose wisely!!!

Bumpkin, Jair wants to conferenc with you on the "menu" theme of the inn? I say Manor Tavern, he says Old Anglers?

Slugger, Fergi is willing to fly to Wellington during a WW infomercial to give you some gowns and capes that she no longer need! I told her we would only pay for "good" quality, no wine stained robes! I don;t care how authentic!! and you better call W DeBeers in to look at the Tiaras she brings we know how she can be!

RB, the ponies from Europe have passed the inspection and are on their way to the farm in Greenwich, we need to get the Beval and Hermes people out to measure you.

K-Spade, JAX, and Steve, we will let you pick the school uniforms.

R&R we need to do a portfolio shot. Jair will handle that?

Jair is busy people he is on location with hedi filming the scene where she rescues the polar bears with her trapez skills, so please bear with me.

VtRider, We need a real crabbing boat for the triplets, and I was thinking Apps for their horses?

Ciao
M

Jair
Mar. 21, 2001, 08:59 AM
Enter the director:Jair enters the room dressed to the nines in his tailored Armani morning suit and Versace sunglasses, latte in hand. He is so smooth, he glides when he walks.

<clap, clap, clap>

Listen up everyone! Just chill for a second will you!

Moesha is still finalizing the cast as it seems some actors feel they have been typecast improperly and are threatening to sue. Whatever /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif . VTrider is handling that now.

Robby darling, mohair is so over please go back to makeup and see that your costume is changed. You're supposed to look like a Steeplechase jockey, not a character from Ed Woods!

Slugger baby, we're still on for drinks later? to discuss your more personal role in my film? /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

DMK love, you shall have your underling! A diva such as you deserves a flunky of her own! I think Palisades would be good, the exotic dancing was a bit much for her, she put out her back in practice last night.

Mo! Dahling, Malkovich is flying down today to Culpeper (are you ready for him VTrider?? - NO! I didn't mean that ready!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif ) He needs to go over his lines with Snowbird for his scene with ETBW in the hayloft.

Got to run - the Lear is waiting to take me to Nunavit to do Heidi's scene. Apparently there was some problem with the male polar bear - got a bit unhappy for some reason. Don't worry! Its cold up there, the paramedics will be able to reattach the camera man's arm.

Off you go everyone! More later <clap clap clap> You can't rush artistry you know.

AMom
Mar. 21, 2001, 09:02 AM
Moesha!!

Ummm, I know it is in very bad taste to beg for and suggest a possible role for one's self all in the same breath .....but, I couldn't help but notice that you didn't have a matron/chaperone for the Miss Crab contestants yet....Can I--PLEASE--be that very special woman with the big hair who helps the girls into their crab costumes and sends them off to perform with a smile on her face and visions of tartar sauce in her heart?

If you don't think it is the role for me, so be it--where's that casting couch again? /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

brilyntrip
Mar. 21, 2001, 09:05 AM
you are a great creator Moesha!! i love it and will "BE" the part babay!!

Everythingbutwings
Mar. 21, 2001, 09:18 AM
but there seems to be a small difficulty with the farm logo on the harness brasses. REALLY, they took "brass" TOO literally!

I had to whip out my copy of Emily Post to show them that there IS NOT a section barring diamonds before 6 on show harness.

Cartier is going to have to bring a nice selection to calm my ruffled nerves.

Nicole would like to attend Saratoga this summer to truly get "into" the part. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

sprite
Mar. 21, 2001, 09:31 AM
Moesha, WHERE do you come up with this stuff!!!
LOLOL

Now, off to polish my sidesaddle and write 30 minute acceptance speech for my Oscar /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Moesha
Mar. 21, 2001, 09:34 AM
Jair do be careful, I hope Heidi's skin isn't being exposed to the cold!!!!! And I am not so happy about yuor dinners with Slugger lately!! We must keep this professional!!! I still have so many positions in various departments to fill and of course the cast is FAR from finished!!!


VtRider will me Johnny at Dulles, and then take him off for sightings!!

The problem are a bit small THIS HOUR, the younger A/O hunters are both bay? i am afraid to may of the "rivals" are on mathcing horses and it will look cluttered?? What do you think?

Also Janet's cards came in....They handmade and gold plaited a Morrocan theme!!!! I specifically told them Wiccan so use a Celtic theme or "nature" oriented one for effect, no we have 3,500 worth of custom gold cased Tarot Cards!

Andrew called and I am helping him with the musical number, hopefully it will be ready by this afternoon for review!

Ciao
Moe

Robby Johnson
Mar. 21, 2001, 09:39 AM
Have obviously come off your glider, director Jair. I was in my mohair sweater for a casual meeting. Clearly it wasn't costume. Now be nice to me - or I'll reveal to the cast and tabloids a nice little morsel from our tryst in St. Bart's. Let's just say that Director Jair likes to power trip as a method to, uhm, overcompensate for other departments in which he's lacking! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Granted, I've gotten half-way to where I am now from a good case of mattress-back /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif but NO ONE doubts my fashion sense (and gets away with it). I mean, I continuously make People's Best Dressed List and I have two personal stylists and pay the salary for an additional internal stylist at Barney's. Not to mention I just have inherent good taste.

God, now you've upset my method, Jair. You're too difficult to work with and you're inhibiting my creative process. I'm going to my trailer to do some yoga now so I can regain my focus. And you can rest assured this episode *will* be mentioned when I do my cover interview with Vanity Fair tomorrow.

Robby, temperamental method actor (all in good fun, of course!)

Trooper
Mar. 21, 2001, 09:47 AM
Well since I'm such a behind the scenes player that I didn't make the cast list (Moesha I was there, on the casting couch, ready and waiting, and you were nowhere to be found!)

I'm happy to take any kind of a job/role .... Director's Assistant, Assistant Producer (I'm a chick who can get guys, I mean things), general Go-Fer ... please your fabulousness, let me be a part of your world!

B.G.M. heidi
Mar. 21, 2001, 09:49 AM
As I'm sure you're all aware, yes, darlings, hold the applause, I have been nominated for a best actress Oscar for my riveting role in "The Heart is a Lonely Bay Hunter".

My most annoying but oh-so-stylishly-bitchy stylist Phillip Blochhead has arranged a line-up of dresses for the occasion and I shall choose one, safely hidden as I will be behind a one-way mirror. Goodness knows how Donatella threw an Anna Magnani-sized fit the last time I rejected her dress. Harry Winstons has sent over an array of glacier-sized baubles and the only accessory missing is arm-candy. Darling Robby I'd ask you but fear we might be a tad redundant - too, too Radziwill and Capote.

Oh sigh, what's a best actress nominee to do?

Moesha
Mar. 21, 2001, 09:59 AM
(sigh**) why do I always have to fix Everything!!!

Now Robby Dear, we wouldn't want to go about spreading such rumours to the press would we? Of course not, I'll see what can be done about a "bonus" salary increase if we can keep your St. Barts trip with Jair just between the need to know crowd, what do you say? I'll even throw in a visit with a certain Tibetian you are quite fond of for your soul maintenance!!!

Heidi, why are you in the trailer on your laptop? You haven't gotten chapped skin...or worse frost bitten? Jair will be there momentarily, now go soak in a tub . I do hope that Jair's assistant is alright! Are the bears cute my dear? How much film shooting have you all done in the past two days, poor Jair says he can hardly sleep there, he is up all the time working!!!

VtRider, what do yuo think of Crytal glowing in various pastel colors rocks for the Sirens!!!!!

Ciao
M

Sweet Pea
Mar. 21, 2001, 10:06 AM
Hey! Is there room for one more?

VTrider
Mar. 21, 2001, 10:10 AM
Alright - Paul Mitchell and I both agree that extensions aren't a good look for SIMON. I still think he needs a rug!

The school uniforms - yes K Spade - the Britney look at the way...if some of the girls don't have long enough hair to do the braids, we can use the extensions that we were going to use for SIMON.


Jair Jair and Moe Moe - please let me know what the script for the Culpeper scenes are...I don't have any time to spare!!!

I am going back on the road in the Quantum for a while. Moesha's nice lunch budget of $1.50 got me a Tab and a pack of Nabs /infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif!

[This message was edited by VTrider on Mar. 21, 2001 at 01:16 PM.]

K Spade
Mar. 21, 2001, 10:10 AM
Steve, what should our uniforms be? I think we should do the Britney Spears thing, ya know? lol

Jair
Mar. 21, 2001, 10:10 AM
Rest assured Mo, Trooper-Joe (my new assistant) is doing well. The bears gave up on her after about 10 minutes. She'll heal quickly I'm sure. Sad thing is though all the screaming everytime she sees a teddy bear /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif oh well...

Robby, what can I say? I was drunk. I don't remember. So say all you want to Vanity Fair. besides, everyone knows about your dependancy on magic mushrooms, what makes you think they'd believe you? /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Heidi!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif Get you head out of the clouds and get back to work! I'm not paying you a flipping $100,000 a day to lounge around in your silk pj's and moon over "who may take you to the Oscars". Get back into that rubber suit and get back in the shark cage! /infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

Dumb blonde actresses! Must be all that silicone /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Don't worry Moesha! Damage control is underway. No one can tarnish our images!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

B.G.M. heidi
Mar. 21, 2001, 10:12 AM
Moesha, I cannot believe that you'd disclose all:

"Heidi, why are you in the trailer on your laptop?"


Jair, darling, our secret is out! Quick, get Jake Bloom on the line! Where's my pre-nup?

Moesha
Mar. 21, 2001, 10:34 AM
Jair thank you I see that all those sleepless nights have paid off, I am getting great feedback from the proddy's on how things are going up there.

Why is SIMONS character about 150 pounds underweight! and blond!! Hello VT, darling I said imagine Pollack not Warhol in Drag!!!

Heidi, darling can you still cybershake a fabulous dirty Martini! I feel a headcahe!

And just where is MargaretF and HN73 I would like to know! Oh Hedid send it high priority!!!

Ciao Daarlingsss

M

Gallop On
Mar. 21, 2001, 10:58 AM
Since I'm just a wannabe and have not been included even though I finally am in the 3-digit-posts(!), I suppose I will cast myself as the reclusive movie critic who sits in her high tower and casts aspersions on you all. WAAAAAAAHHHH. (however, given the Proper role, I will get off my high horse . . . .)

Moesha
Mar. 21, 2001, 11:10 AM
dqwannabe, you are the Head Costume designer and Fashion editor!!!

Everythingbutwings
Mar. 21, 2001, 11:12 AM
Well dahling, why don't you just sit your self down and let me pour you some bubbly. I have a feeling that you will want to hear All About my teensy weensy little part /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Blinky
Mar. 21, 2001, 11:17 AM
someone always gets left off.

I'll be the critic.

DMK
Mar. 21, 2001, 11:21 AM
MOE-MOE!!!!!!!!!!!!

VT is hogging Malkevich ALL to herself and YOU KNOW how much I need my playthings!!!!!!!!

Honestly, HOW can I be expected to immerse myself into the serious, emotionally charged role of the shallow Coreen if I CANNOT HAVE MY TIME WITH MALKEVICH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Must call my agent... Canter, where ARE you?

Sweet Pea
Mar. 21, 2001, 11:30 AM
Ok, I really really really would like a part in the movie!!!!!

VTrider
Mar. 21, 2001, 11:31 AM
VT isn't hogging anything, in fact I am so fed up with all these primadonna's and their stupid demands.

I just booked the dressing rooms for when we film the Culpeper scenes. Listen to these lists of demands...

K Spade - must have a tanning bed in her dressing room

Scuba Steve - must have a *Sync burned CD of all their hits

slugger - wants a mini bar full of gin and tonics

DMK - you yourself asked for a massage from the God-like creature

MAZ - wants a pole to practice her erotic dances on

Kennett Square has asked for a featherbed made of cardinal feathers to rest on before her performance.

Duffy - well she is easy to please. She has just asked for a bottle of water and a bag of Hershey's kisses - that's the kind of budget we are dealing with.

God people I am about to lose it! The Quantum can only take so much of running back and forth from Culpeper to Richmond to fulfill the demands of you unreasonable people!

Moesha
Mar. 21, 2001, 11:33 AM
Character revisions 2:30 p.m. EST 3/21/01 please read character/actor post #1!

Reckoning
Mar. 21, 2001, 11:36 AM
I'm standing firm on my mini-bar and not signing any contracts until I get it! /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Moesha
Mar. 21, 2001, 11:38 AM
Actually VtRider, Slugger was wondering if we could add a Lake Placid and a Biltmore scene in? I told her we would see what the budget allows..

by the way my dear that was $100.40 your are allocated for lunch a day, I do hope you didn't pay $100.40 for a tab and chips without paying attention, do I have to send the match the Presidents to the bills exercise over again??

Ciao
M

Dementia 13
Mar. 21, 2001, 11:42 AM
Moesha darling - I simply had to let the scars from my latest face lift heal. i mean, how could I possibly do battle with HN73 over Frank without a nip and a tuck?

But here I am, ready willing and able to do battle.

Take that, HN!

VTrider
Mar. 21, 2001, 11:45 AM
No Biltmore or Lake Placid scenes - period!...It's Culpeper or Henrico County Dog and Pony Show - you pick!

I am not some marionatte that y'all can pull and tug to your heart's dismay!

DMK
Mar. 21, 2001, 11:46 AM
VT, my dear little thing, you are confused... I did not ASK for anything.. I only deal in demands...

VTrider
Mar. 21, 2001, 11:55 AM
Well Ms. Thing (DMK) - maybe if you started asking instead of demanding, people would actually WANT to do nice things for you.

Just got off the cell with the God-Like Creature - the conversation led to how snippy you can be - so he said no massage for you! You will just have to deal with going on stage with a hurt back!

DevilDog - what size DKNY suit do you want for your FBI role?

Ponyperson - your demand for new custom Vogels just for this role is a bit far fetched. You will wear your black paddock boots and we will wrap your legs with black vet wrao to make it look like you are wearing field boots.

However, since R&R is our princess, she will get whatever new colors of Van Teal shirts she wants /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

TeriK - please return the test limo ASAP - you were only suppose to try it out around a few blocks of Tampa - not taking Leo's entire barn to Water Country USA!

LittleWitch
Mar. 21, 2001, 12:02 PM
Can I be head wrangler? I can supply a darling pony who is quite a drama queen.

I'll have my people call your people.

DMK
Mar. 21, 2001, 12:04 PM
OK, Warning fellow innocent BB'ers - epic, diva-sized temper tantrum about to happen......

JAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VT is DESTROYING my creative impulses!!!! Your Oscar is GONE!!!!!!!!

Jair
Mar. 21, 2001, 12:08 PM
Slugger darling, why didn't you just come to me first about the mini bar? You know you don't have to go through offical channels with me /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

VTrider sweetie, leave DMK to me. I'll deal with her. No one plays dominatrix lady with me /infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

Things are going well though, n'est pas? VTrider.

Oh AOJumper and Sweet Pea! are you two ready for the prize ceremony scene at Culpeper where after losing to Sweet Pea in the jump off, AOjumper throughs a fit worthy of the Russian gymnastics team and throws her ribbon to the ground to be crushed during the Victory Gallop. (note to camera man - zoom into red ribbon as it gets sucked under into mud, will get the audience riled up)

Don't forget, VT and Mo - drinkies at 7 with Andrew and Malkovich!!

Hardly there
Mar. 21, 2001, 12:40 PM
You guys are priceless /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Mar. 21, 2001, 12:43 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Kahlua, you are CAPPUCINE, a bombshell from LA who left Hollywood after your 5th oscar and your holdings passed 10 billion!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

oooh la la... /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

- Kahlua -
pix (http://albums.photopoint.com/j/AlbumList?u=1521322)

Pocket Trainer
Mar. 21, 2001, 12:48 PM
Jair, VT... I would appreciate it if you two would be a little more appreciative of the talents provided by DMK, and more sensitive to the special needs of such a sought after diva as herself.

DMK and I shall be dining tonight - perhaps I can work you two into my schedule sometime tomorrow.

Becca
Mar. 21, 2001, 12:51 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Becca will play the incomperable Queen of Charm City...Muff Daddy! You rule the streets from Lexington Market to Charles Village in a full length white mink with platform cowboy boots and 12 pounds of gold chains!!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Muff Daddy (Daddy?? hmm;) ) How did you KNOW of my fetish for pounds of gold, and platforms?! You are a god!! And mink- what do I love more than mink?

jair, VT- we can work with this. I am obviously born to this role. We're going to have to meet to discuss this. And VT- I daresay Duffy needs her Chardonay as well as her Evian...(Chocolate is all good, but come on now! We can expects a dry diva).

DMK- I'm here for you, daahling.. /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

DMK
Mar. 21, 2001, 12:53 PM
Oh, thank God... Becca... John... I KNEW I could count on you in this time of diffculty... Get me a vodka spritzer, will you dahling?

Heidi
Mar. 21, 2001, 12:54 PM
You sir, are a filthy imposter!

How dare you try to steal my glorious identity when you can't even spell the surname - one dating back thousands of years to Polish/Albanian royalty! I have my lawyers drafting a cease and desist order as I type! Why, I would bet you're not even follicly challenged and cross-eyed!

Coreene
Mar. 21, 2001, 12:54 PM
Not only am I playing the exotic character, but someone is playing "Correen," one of the feuding cousins!

This means I get to be in it and I get to be in it, ha ha ha, damn me if I wouldn't like to ride in the A/O Youngers again!!! That would mean I was younger AND skinny!!!

Trooper
Mar. 21, 2001, 12:56 PM
(On the phone to the National Enqirer) "You'll never BELIEVE the goings on behind the scenes of this shoot! Its musical trailors around here, with all sorts of the casting couch scenarios! You'd think the soap operas on screen where just the warm-up ... how much will you give me for the whole scoop? That much? Ooo weee - let me start with a little tid-bit about the hairy director who claims I was chased and bitten by bears...that's what we call him behind his back you know, Jair-BEAR"

Everythingbutwings
Mar. 21, 2001, 12:57 PM
Come to Saratoga with me for the mood. Jair has promised me three cases of champagne as long as I don't need the limo while the Culpeper scene is being filmed!

Drat that Cartier rep. How am I supposed to be selecting the right accessories when TeriK is hogging the sample cases?

VTrider!!!! No more treat packages for you, little missy! I am, by nature, the easiest of talents to nurture. A little ATTENTION Here! How am I to act the part of a horse breeder w/expensive tastes if I can't go to the Spa to perfect my character?

Moesha
Mar. 21, 2001, 12:59 PM
Would someone please tell me how we ended up with two John Malkovich's and where is that Martini!

Jair the Cocktail waitress A/O is playing cannot possibly be shown in Lake placisd when she is spending all her tip money to rescue horses!!!

And DMK be reasonable, we are a team!!

One Away have you gone over your lines???

And exactly what did you mean A/O jumper by "icky" Culpeper...

Oh I need my velvet chaise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


And VtRider Snowbird is absolutely livid, $15,000 on a wine and cheese..

Electric Chair
Mar. 21, 2001, 12:59 PM
OMG! Saratoga too?????

Coreene
Mar. 21, 2001, 01:03 PM
Coreene exits her trailer to go smarm around the set for a bit, looking for her next victim. As she is wont to do, she is talking to herself a bit, wondering if the hunky men working in the production office heard of her QVC mishaps and how she got off with two waiters at the wake...

DMK
Mar. 21, 2001, 01:06 PM
Moe, dear... for you, I could try and work with that VT person, but really dahlink... you do understand how trying it is, right?

BECCA!!!! WHERE IS THAT VODKA SPRITZER?!?!?!??!?!? AND SKIP THE SPRITZER PART!!!!

Sweet Pea
Mar. 21, 2001, 01:08 PM
Sorry AOJumper, it is obvious that I MUST ride Alice if I am to win the jumpoff!! I'm sure Jair would have it no other way!

Blinky
Mar. 21, 2001, 01:11 PM
I've just come in from meeting with my architect all morning. Who is so fired by the way. He couldn't come up with a plan on how to fit in the barn, rings, and paddocks on my 2 acre lot in the middle of Manhattan?

VTrider
Mar. 21, 2001, 01:11 PM
Sorry for meaning so harsh the last few hours.

It is not fun driving back and forth on 64 in my '34 Quantum that was Sea Urchin's first car that is a 3 speed - trying to drive and squish grapes with my left fist while I drive with my knees just so Snowbird can have her $15K wine!!!!!!

Snowy - I hope you appreciate this!

Everythingbutwings
Mar. 21, 2001, 01:18 PM
Every one knows that is the place to be to soak up character for the breeding/sales sub-plot. Getting just the right people to purchase imported Warmbloods for their kiddies to show is a dicey proposition. The proper attitude is so difficult to perfect. Yes, a week at Saratoga would do nicely. VTrider, it would be practical for several of we who are to be involved to go together and reduce the cost of sending us individually. (Aren't I so easy to work with?) Kissy kissy.


The story boards aren't in real time order, dear AOJumper, it wouldn't actually coincide with the "Culpeper" scenes (which will be shot in Southern California on a sound stage /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif Old footage of Sea Urchin from the Culpeper lending library is being leased by VTrider for the background shots. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

SU, space can be arranged for you to accompany us to the spa (as long as your heart wasn't set on the limo, I had to strike that from my list of "must have's") Jair is being such an understanding and inspired artistic director about my little trip.

Becca
Mar. 21, 2001, 01:19 PM
DMK- Dahhling, you just pick up that little silver bell and ring. My entourage of gold-ladden servants will wait on you..its quite simple, really (And you are a DIVA?? one might begin to wonder). And don't worry- just say straight up..they are quite used to it.

Moesha
Mar. 21, 2001, 01:28 PM
VtRider, where is Xani?

SHE IS RUNNING DOWN MASS AVE. IN A BIKINI !!!

why oh why did you let her out of the basement, I told you she would try all sorts of tricks to get out before the filming! Now what are we to do, I am alone with not even a single assistant here in my Penn ave. office, surely you do not expect me to run out in this weather in my new Kenneth Coles and try to stop her?

Oh please VT see what you can do! Remember last time she got out!!! The Enquirer made their years quota in a few weeks!!!!!!

And what pray tell happened to your new BMW???

Canter
Mar. 21, 2001, 01:31 PM
Why Moesha darling - this film is perfectly cast! But whom, dear Moesha, are you going to get to run the Craft Service truck??? You know it's against the Actors Union to make them toil without food - And heaven forbid a PA or bestboy should go without breakfast!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Pocket Trainer
Mar. 21, 2001, 01:32 PM
oops... tee heee...

As John-John's new assistant I feel I have to apologize for mispelling his name. Spelling has just never been a big thing with me, and nobody seemed to care when I mispelled his name during the interview, they just had me try on the bikini.

Anyway... tee heee... I went to change it and that nasty old imposter has stolen John-John's correct name!!!

He's going to be SO mad at me when he finds out I couldn't fix it, but anyway, he wanted me to say that he hopes VT is over her snit, and he understands how driving Sea Urchin's car could drive the common sense out of a person.

Robby Johnson
Mar. 21, 2001, 01:35 PM
It would seem you forgot about the third party who was present in the villa. He dropped his card, complete with email address, in my Vuitton carry-on before he left, sweetie, and we've been in touch ever since. I'm sure he'd love to corroborate the story anyway, considering it's true and all. And then there are, of course, the photos and video we snapped of you in your drunken stupor. (You didn't really think I got where I am today by being nice, did you? Remember, darling, behind every Marilyn Monroe there is a Norma Jean!) /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

No worries, though. It's all he-said/she-said at this point anyway, and we'd hate to have bad press before the film even goes into the shooting phase, wouldn't we?

I just got my second draft of the rewrites and I'm thrilled with the direction in which my character is going. My therapist came on-site today and is convinced that this is just what I need to affirm and confirm my newly-found spirituality and sobriety.

And thank you, so much, Mo-eesh, for getting things taken care of. You really know how to treat a guy!

Robby

Moesha
Mar. 21, 2001, 01:43 PM
Ok,
Langshaw and ErinB are the general managers, go to them with any questions regarding food, dressing rooms, script questions, etc.

Tosca, is the chef and in charge of the meals snacks etc. Tosca has full access to a private jet and a crew of shoppers and assistant chefs, food will be provided 24/7!! This is th big time people!

Coppelia, is so our devoted public relations officer, Coppelia will outline the rules for discussion of the picture and Actors/Actress behavior!!!

dmj is the lightening and stage officer, we are talking millions and millions in dmj's budget and two Oscars so work with dmj not against!!!

MusicalJumper and J. Turner are are sound effects and special effects officers, they can work wonders!!

Thoroughbred 33 is the cameraperson! remember if Thoroughbre 33 can only do so much without you "pleasant" expressive and motivated talents!!

Unfortunately Mr. Weber and our dear Robby had a bit to much fun last night in SoHo so I have written the Movies opening number! I will post it shortly!!


Questions?

M

Canter
Mar. 21, 2001, 01:43 PM
DMK as your agent, thank heavens I've arrived and not a moment too soon!!
Don't you DARE sign one of Moesha/Jair/VTRiders contracts without my say so!
What kind of deal are we talkin' here people?

Of course DMK simply will not get out of bed for less than 22 million per picture. She's Oscar material. She's gold.

And what's up with the back end?
Percent of the gross? Points?
You guys are killing me. Killing me. Wait until I tell Ovitz. He's going to flip.

What's the rider on the contract?
DMK simply has to have that oversize Winni for her entourange - you know the one - Julia Roberts is currently using it but so what? Kick her out! This is DMK we're talking about, not some two bit Erin Brockovitch hussy.

Kiss kiss people. Let's do lunch.
Opps. Got Pacino on the other line...he wants DMK for his next project - something about a Barbarella remake. She'll be perfect!!

brilyntrip
Mar. 21, 2001, 01:45 PM
Will you be using real chinese kids in my Canton flashback scene ?What will be used "INSTEAD" of real opium???

Moesha
Mar. 21, 2001, 01:48 PM
brilytrip yuo want Asian children? Fine ask Jair, Canter did you not read the script you are a sultry endurance rider from Italy!!! Not DMK's agent!!

PEOPLE PLEASE REFER TO THE INITIAL POST CHARACTER LISTS AND EDITS ARE THERE!!!!!!!

Ok Robby what exactly do you mean there was a third party???.....please does anyone else have anything to admit know? let's just open teh closet doors now before Vanity Fair nails them shut!!!

brilyntrip
Mar. 21, 2001, 01:56 PM
Um Jair dearie?? you Are using authentic asian children for my" Canton Opium den flashback" scene right?

WHOA!
Mar. 21, 2001, 02:00 PM
Moesha--

Stop trying to delegate my issues to your pitiful underlings. Since you did come and beg on bended knee for me to help you out with this little film, I think that I can at least expect a little personal attention. You and I both know that this thing would be going nowhere fast without my Jamie Lee-esque sream and flawless personal style. Now, you know that I would never question your artistic vision, but something has come up. Calvin just wasn't up to the task so Versace has agreed to handle my wardrobe and, frankly, we are struggling a bit trying not to clash with the blanket on that appy. I really am going to have to insist on a buckskin. Also, VTrider, I know that we go way back and I've always said that nothing could possibly come between us. But asking me to wash down the vicoden with an inferior brand of bubbly is pushing things a bit far, don't you think?

Moesha
Mar. 21, 2001, 02:15 PM
Scene(Baltimore's inner harbor, the waves of the ancient Chesapeake lap against the yachts below Federal Hill, a mist rises off the water and the glass and light spectacular from the downtown architectural wonders illuminates the scene. A character appears dressed in a pair of beige TS pants and a lovely blue riding shirt, his eyes are like the sea after a storm and they penetrate the audience like icicles on a glacier ridge, another appears, dressed in white TS with a black riding jacket and a Chalres Ownes hat, unstrapped! Soon a third charcter appears but she is dressed in a tight leather dress with paltform spikes, the mist rises as the moon dances across the water, shadows turn to people as an eclectic cast in a vaqriety of outfits from S/M gear to Arabian robes, to jeans and platform ariats slink onto the cobble walks of the harbor!)

Bam a steady beat takes the audience captive and a voice begins.

Jair - "It's Astounding work is boring, Maddness takes it's toll, so pretend to be working..."

Moesha - "Not for very much longer"

Jair - "I've got to post again"

"I remember doing the BB Warp"
"Drinking those famous Sea Urchin
Cocktails"

"But the hot Blacksmiths surround me and the vet would be calling!!!!"

Cast- "Let's do the BB Warp again!"
"Let's do the BB WArp again!"

Sea Urchin- "It's just that oxer to the left"

Cast -"Then a leg yield to the right"

Sea Urchin - " Then put your hands on your hips"

Cast- "And do a lead change to the right"

Cast- "But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives the moderators insane"
"Let's do the BB warp again"
"Let's do the BB warp again"


Moesha- "It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me"
"So you can't catch me in the jump off..
"no not at all"
"In a Zone 3 dimension with Private Dancer's voyaristic intentions, Feel secluded..but I see all"

Jair - "Your into the BB mind flip"

Moesha - " Your in the Approved helmut slip"

Jair - " and the classics will never be the same"

Moesha- "Show bow induced sensation"

Jair- "Like your under Ketofen sedation"

Cast - "Let's do the BB warp again"
"Let's do the BB warp again"

VtRider- " Well I was walking down Keswick road just a having a drink, when a wrangler wearing guy gave me an evil wink, he shook me up, he took me by surprise, he had a California tagged pick up truck and those Nevada circuit eyes, he stared at me told me to let him show my horse he promised I'd make money since he always knew the course!!"

Cast- "Let's do the BB Warp again"
"Let's do the BB warp again"

Sea Urchin - "It's just that oxer to the left"

Cast- "The a leg yield to the right"

Sea Urchin "then put you hands on you hips"

Cast - "and do a lead change to the right"

Cast - "But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives the moderators insane"

"Let's do the BB warp again"
"Let's do the BB warp again!!!"

[This message was edited by Moesha on Mar. 21, 2001 at 05:22 PM.]

Twister
Mar. 21, 2001, 02:28 PM
Moesha darling, your casting is inspired! I play an excellent Southern Belle, since I have actually eaten grits and can stretch one syllable into two.

I want you to know that, since I am the highest paid member of the cast, after all, I am the most beautiful and talented, and you provided me with around the clock limo and driver, chef, maid and poolboy, I have been steadily and expertly learning my lines. I am ready to shoot at any time.

I realize the rest of the cast is woefully far behind, so I am borrowing your jet and pilot and poolboy and going to the Caymens for a few days. Call me when you need me, my angel...

Robby Johnson
Mar. 21, 2001, 02:29 PM
I love the BB Warp, Mo-eesh! It's so Bourgeois!

Robby

Steve
Mar. 21, 2001, 02:32 PM
Kelsey i don't know if you should do the britany spears thing, can you clean stalls in that? LoL jk You can pick the uniforms... just don't forget jax has to wear the same thing so you can't make it is irrestible lol

Steve

doubletake
Mar. 21, 2001, 02:33 PM
Once again, you 'directors' are so creative! Thanks for giving me such a good role! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Jair
Mar. 21, 2001, 02:36 PM
I bow to your brilliance Moesha /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

brilyntrip
Mar. 21, 2001, 02:59 PM
Moesha whatever you do in real life rethink!Hysterical!!!!!

brilyntrip
Mar. 21, 2001, 03:06 PM
My husband VITO has a "monkey fetish?".He has a chimp that he dresses up like a little girl and takes it with him"EVERYWHERE?"

AMom
Mar. 21, 2001, 03:24 PM
I am thrilled to be MABEL--former Miss Crab. I can't wait to film the pageant scene...There should be awards for crabbiest, crab walk, and most cracked.

But I am concerned about the albino terrorists part as I am rather afraid of them in real life...

brilyntrip
Mar. 21, 2001, 03:32 PM
The crab festivals have crab races ,largest crab skipja ck races,(a kind of boat with sails) beauty pagents fastest crab picker!! etc.but I suggest crabcake making contest and a crabbiest person contest

Hardly there
Mar. 21, 2001, 03:39 PM
Ok I have been trying to get into character for the last hour and find myself back to square one HELP!!!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Everythingbutwings
Mar. 21, 2001, 03:48 PM
There follows now some things that some of you may not need to know.

Moesha: This is for you!

Way back in the early 1980's there came upon me an aberration and I met, married and mated the Winglet's sire.

NOT the current Mr. Wings

Upon the occasion of this aberration, beyond the end of the ceremonies, obligatory dinner and gift receiving, my future ex-husband and I retired to the Key Theater in Georgetown, whereupon we participated in the Rocky Horror Picture Show wearing our nuptial attire.

It was arranged between the Winglet's sire and his good friend who was manager of the Key and attended the above referenced nuptials in an emerald green suit.

The relationship foundered.

sprite
Mar. 21, 2001, 05:28 PM
Background, background...i NEED background!! Will someone please tell me what my motivation is supposed to be????

Canter
Mar. 21, 2001, 05:38 PM
OMG Moesha - I'm nominating you for a Grammy as well as an Oscar.

Fade to black.

K Spade
Mar. 21, 2001, 05:42 PM
Moesha, can you add in my girl Sandstone aka Highrolling Goose? THANKS!

Lily
Mar. 21, 2001, 06:02 PM
What a great thread! Moesha, I know I've been away for awhile, but can I play too? /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Hound Dog Diaries
Mar. 21, 2001, 06:14 PM
[i]Pas Petit Detail, you are MIRANDA awoman who has seen many things and has yet to find happiness away from her Selle Francaise breeding operation, yuo like to stand on the sand at night as the waves crash against your longinh body.[/b]

Yikes, I sound like I came out of a soap /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I love this, you guys are so entertaining, and creative as hell!

I think we need a scene from Harrisburg, or maybe even Washington or Cap. Chall. if we're in Baltimore. Who gets to be the lucky one that gets involved with the infamous scandal?

Snowbird
Mar. 21, 2001, 06:51 PM
Now as the technical assistant I can tell you Baltimore has everything. Murky nights on the waterfront. Long dark walkways for the maladjusted.

Fancy hotels for the frauds and the whores to scam the honest and naive. Nothing better than a seaport to mix it all up.

Actually, Moesha would you consider New Orleans? There is some legitamacy they had an AHSA Convention there that was shall we say at least "unique". Could even accomodate the fashion police there! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

E
Mar. 21, 2001, 07:06 PM
OMG, It's true I'm IN, if anyone thinks of taking my part they can bring that up with the directors, I'm off to wardrobe! Too bad I can't leave the VA/MD Area, darn I guess I'm stuck with the Culpeper scene, can I bring my own horse? And VTRider I need four Van Teals, I'm running low!

R&R

[This message was edited by R&R on Mar. 21, 2001 at 10:20 PM.]

Triple Crown
Mar. 21, 2001, 07:12 PM
Am I too new to be in the movie? The characters are hilarious! Thanks for the laughs.

VTrider
Mar. 22, 2001, 05:27 AM
What a long strange night it was...

VtRider, where is Xani? I don't know, but if it is her time of the month, she needs to be locked away some where.

SHE IS RUNNING DOWN MASS AVE. IN A BIKINI !!! Get out of town! Is she trying to relive her Venus Swimsuit Model days? /infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

why oh why did you let her out of the basement, I told you she would try all sorts of tricks to get out before the filming! I didn't let her out...I swear! I made sure the latch to the baement door was tightly fastened and I threw her a bagel before I left for Culepeper. /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Now what are we to do, I am alone with not even a single assistant here in my Penn ave. office, surely you do not expect me to run out in this weather in my new Kenneth Coles and try to stop her? Sounds like a personal problem to me. I am sure that any Tom, Dick or Harry can answer your phone for you /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif It's not like anyone ever calls you /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Oh please VT see what you can do! Remember last time she got out!!! The Enquirer made their years quota in a few weeks!!!!!! I will see what I can do! Can I have an assistant please? My energy level is running thin and one is only suppose to take 87 No-Dose within a 24 hour period. How about Jelly Bean? She can be my assistant!

And what pray tell happened to your new BMW??? Sorry, it was a really big buck - 45-pointer!!!

, but anyway, he wanted me to say that he hopes VT is over her snit, and he understands how driving Sea Urchin's car could drive the common sense out of a person. John John - I am over my snit /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif Have you ever tried to drive a straight where you can't slide the seat back? I was able to push in the clutch with my left butt cheek and shift gears with my right ear!

Don't you DARE sign one of Moesha/Jair/VTRiders contracts without my say so!
What kind of deal are we talkin' here people? Easy Canter, we would never screw DMK over (mu ha ha ha) /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Also, VTrider, I know that we go way back and I've always said that nothing could possibly come between us. But asking me to wash down the vicoden with an inferior brand of bubbly is pushing things a bit far, don't you think? Word through the grape vine is that you and Jose Cuervo are like this (picture two fingers crossed)...

VtRider- " Well I was walking down Keswick road just a having a drink, when a wrangler wearing guy gave me an evil wink, he shook me up, he took me by surprise, he had a California tagged pick up truck and those Nevada circuit eyes, he stared at me told me to let him show my horse he promised I'd make money since he always knew the course!!" ROTFLMAO!

On today's schedule:
R&R's Van Teal shirt fittings.

K Spade's tanning bed approval.

Steve is to meet with Lance and Justin to make the final arragmenets for the *NSYNC CD.

Simon will have his carpet fitting at noon in Opal at the Clark Bros. Guns.

Busy day ahead, I just filled up the Quantum and grapped a Ho-Ho and Mt. Dew - so I am ready to seize the day!

Behave everyone /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Canter
Mar. 22, 2001, 06:07 AM
VTRider I thought that someone of your importance on the set should have at least 2 assistants and one personal PA. Even Mel Gibson has 2 assistants at the very least!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Meshach
Mar. 22, 2001, 06:08 AM
as jessica, I run a tack shop. brilliant. I am in desperate need of a new saddle, bridle, etc. etc.

*where* is the props department??

And I assume it's in my contract that I get to keep everything after we're done filming?? get my agent on the phone!!

DMK
Mar. 22, 2001, 06:51 AM
Canter, I think your advice came to late!!! I was having a Susan Sarandon moment and Moesha starting singing that song, and thenext thing you know I was singing along and signing contracts!!

You will look at it dahling, and see if it needs any "adjustments", yes?

On the other hand, the winni is very comfy and John-John just loves it. Now all I need to do is kick out that pesky VT and his assistant - they are preventing us from exploring... how shall we say it? Ah, the depths of our creative talents....

Moesha
Mar. 22, 2001, 07:10 AM
I have added 5 new roles please check to welcome the new actors!!! and to see if there are any modifications to your roles!


Oh Flash how doe you feel about Sharks? I was thinking when A/O jumpers organization kidnapps you that they could hold you hostage in a shark cage underwater in the National Aquarium, in the Inner Harbor? Of course we would provide you with adequete breathing devices!!!!

MIRANDAS character will be given 100,000 gift certificate for Bevals, Hermes, and Millers!

[This message was edited by Moesha on Mar. 22, 2001 at 10:26 AM.]

speedracer
Mar. 22, 2001, 07:50 AM
Can I be Swifty Sue, the double-dealing agent who skims off the top and bottom of everyone's salaries as well as the production budget so she can keep her own stable of grand prix jumpers?

Having grown up in Greenwich Village, Swifty Sue has first-hand experience helping DQs come out of the closet and steal other actresses' Oscars. She has a regular table in a nice, secluded corner at 21 where she wines, dines, and deals with the best of them (using other's expenses accounts of course--VT RIder, we must talk about the limit on your gold cards). Yes,that's one of her ex-GP jumpers you see tied up to a 21 jockey every day from 12:30 to 3:30--the street cleaners just can't complain enough.

And don't forget, if not treated with the proper amount of respect, she can ALWAYS reneg on a deal with no remorse. VTRider, Jair , and Moe beware.....after all, they say it's really the agents who run Hollywood!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif So silly of you to forget me--now let me think of what havoc I can wreak!

VTrider
Mar. 22, 2001, 09:34 AM
Just got back from rehearsals...need a bottle of Advil and a bottle of Boons.

Who knew that Heidi can't read?!?!?!?!?

The very first day of rehearsals and heidi shows up with this guy (juicy hunk atually) that reads the lines to her and she in turns memorizes them and spits them out...amazing...but who knew?!?!

Simon's lisp is presenting a bit of a problem - hopefully with some speech therapy,we will be able to work through it /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Pictures to follow.

VTrider
Mar. 22, 2001, 09:44 AM
heidi, DMK, Duffy, Louise, Becca and others getting ready to fight.

VTrider
Mar. 22, 2001, 09:45 AM
Alec getting ready to chose his lover.

brilyntrip
Mar. 22, 2001, 10:08 AM
I am assuming that you have seen my request for hair extensions?I mean what would Starena be without extensions??Mr.Moesha I am ready for my close up!

Jair
Mar. 22, 2001, 10:16 AM
Who gave Heidi permission to dye her hair PINK!!

Darn it VTrider! What is up with those makeup artists? Snowbird where are you! /infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif Heidi is a blonde! Please fix it.

Pass the advils VTR! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

And some one tell DMK to get that dog of the set! This isn't Animal Planet!!!

Mazzy
Mar. 22, 2001, 10:25 AM
ROFLAMA, ROFLMAO, ROFLMAO

Snapple Spit, Snapple Spit

Moesha, you ROCK the house. Unbelievable. I have nothing funny to add, you've all said it all.

wtywmn4
Mar. 22, 2001, 10:26 AM
Only 2 from the California Clique? Is this something we should take personally? /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Moesha
Mar. 22, 2001, 10:30 AM
What is going one!!! Jair make it stop!!!! Why are the costumes so campy!!!!!!! I am going for Oscar, not bathhouse chat!!! dqwannabe where are yuo getting your assistants from "strike a pose" studios! Next hing Tammy Faye Baker will want in on the action!!

I'm sorry to be so upset, but Everythingbutwings, DMK, Becca, and now even Slugger are all being interviewd each one proclaiming to be THE STAR!!

Even K-Spade is talking to Miss Teen!!!

and exactly why was Sea Urchin and K-Spade photographed having dinner in the Springs!!! First Alec and Jennifer now this!

Jair I was thinking the idea of the children, RB, Ponyperson, K-Spade, Jax, Steve, battleing a vilian in a superhereos kind of way but a giant Pokeman character fired in chiken grease leaping out of Mcdonalds and chasing then down Madison? The girls are wearing Velvet jackets, the costumes will be absolutely ruined after one take!!!!

Also VT, where exactly is John this fine afternoon??

Canter
Mar. 22, 2001, 10:32 AM
Priscilla, Queen of the Desert and Rocky Horror never made it to the podium.
It's time to decamp - and fire the costume designer!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Everythingbutwings
Mar. 22, 2001, 10:55 AM
I was misquoted! I never actually told that reporter that I WAS the STAR /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

I just gave him a teensy hint that future roles should be more, oh,say In-Depth and intruiging.

Nylar
Mar. 22, 2001, 11:05 AM
LMAO, I have nothing to say.

As usual, I'm speechless from the hysterical laughing you all have me in. Too funny y'all. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

*Nylar*
http://www.geocities.com/dunnbypicasso/

Moesha
Mar. 22, 2001, 11:10 AM
I really need cooperation with the Terrorist scene and the spread of the Mad Chicken disease. I was thinking we could have a Godzilla like sequence with buildings falling and people running through downtown with chickens attacking them and also with people turning into Chickmen? also scenes of people killed and being attacked on the ground by the chickens? Chickens driving cars leaping at people from windows? the Terrorists use this chaos to launch their nuclear sub in the harbor!

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B.G.M. heidi
Mar. 22, 2001, 11:13 AM
Moesha, when you pitched the movie to me, you neglected to mention that we were filming VTRider's life story! /infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

Coreene
Mar. 22, 2001, 11:13 AM
"Hmmmmmm," she mumbles to herself, as is her wont. "It seems to be chaos here. Just my kind of party. Oh, look at the lucious man from the production office! What a good reason to have left The Wake!"

Everythingbutwings
Mar. 22, 2001, 11:13 AM
All that spice in the air would set off the entire cast's allergies /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

We wouldn't be able to work for weeks, think what would happen to your precious budget then!

DMK
Mar. 22, 2001, 12:45 PM
Moi?!?!?! I never told anyone zat I am zee star - although it ees clear to all vith half a brain or more, zat I am...

But I cannot be held responsible for waht ma dahlink pet, Fifi tells reporters...

Jair, dahlink, check ze contract... Canter assures me Fifi ees allowed on ze set, and she has her OWN winni...

Moesha
Mar. 22, 2001, 01:59 PM
99 Xani's , floating in the Culpeper sky, paniac breaks there all naked except for Jods three sizes too small.

The Hermes Rep tried her best she tried to sew the biggest dress, but the resperine fooled us all it fooled us again and now Xani's on the prowl.

This is it guys this is war this is what the jump offs for as panic breaks though the tailgate side, we must try to stop this horrbile sight....

It's all over and I'm standing pretty in the dust that was a AA show, Xani's jods liter the ring.....I think of the BB and buy Butet..... /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Reckoning
Mar. 22, 2001, 02:04 PM
I simply cannot work without my mini-bar! Jair!!!!! Jair!!!!!!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Everythingbutwings
Mar. 22, 2001, 02:09 PM
Jair is procuring my Moet!

Reckoning
Mar. 22, 2001, 02:13 PM
No gin, no filmed scene of my escape from evil King Wilson's lair in the heart of Baltimore suburbia, Towson. Honestly, EBTW, we can't leave the film in suburbia can we?? /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Steve
Mar. 22, 2001, 02:24 PM
Kelsey and I need a Mini Bar in our Dressing rooms too...right kels? lol

Steve

Canter
Mar. 22, 2001, 02:31 PM
Guys, according to our rider, see clause 83 sec.4. it clearly says that DMK's precious Fifi is to have unlimited access to all areas of production and clause 41 Sec. 9 papagraph 12 has the bit about the Mini-Fridge NOT mini-bar that was promised by your production office.

I trust you will resolve this untenuable situation to Miss DMK's satisfaction.

Canter

[This message was edited by Bella on Mar. 22, 2001 at 05:38 PM.]

Moesha
Mar. 22, 2001, 02:38 PM
OK, first of all Alcohol is very bad for your skin!!! So I will not have drinking!!!

Second of all, I am sick of the DIVA attitude, here I am toiling away night and day and all I hear is where is my mini bar, where are my underwear, where are this where is that..enough!

DMK, meet your personnal trainer at 5 aM Sharp tomorrow

ETBW' jewlry shopping is over, now is the time for filming meet Jair for takes tomorrow at the farm location

BELLA, you have a costume altering tomorrow night at 5, Tom hates to have to wait!!

Ok people the weekend is rolling in lets get this show on the road.

VtRider, when you can tear yourself away from the Jack Daniels, I would like to remind you of your job, or those misplaced decimals could be a reality!

Jair, So help me one more "rendevous" with another male star and it's back to Toronto!

Now lights....camera...ACTION!!!!!


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[This message was edited by Moesha on Mar. 22, 2001 at 05:44 PM.]

Reckoning
Mar. 22, 2001, 02:49 PM
I'm sorry Moesha. I don't know what came over me. All these divas running around are contagious! They've contaminated me! /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Winglet
Mar. 22, 2001, 03:10 PM
Goodness knows, I'm a wonderful actor.... After all, who was it that kept his mouth shut and a smile on his face when they announced the "Best Picture" nominees for the Oscars this year? /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

JoHn (WiNgLeT)

DMK
Mar. 22, 2001, 03:14 PM
Moesha, dahlink... zat ees not cellulite you see, zat ees body cells deprived of vodka... I cannot act under zees circumstances... unless uf course by "personal trainer" you mean Olaf, ze bartender?

Jair
Mar. 22, 2001, 03:18 PM
Yeah right Slugger. You were already contaminated! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Ok, if you want the mini bar so badly, why don't you come ride in my limo with me around the country lanes for awhile..... I'm sure we have lots to discuss /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

My affairs?!?!? My affairs Moesha! Don't you even go there girl! /infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif How do you think I met you in the first place eh? Hmmmmm? I seem to remember being wined and dined like never before on that veranda of yours at your Savannah home. Oh, wait... maybe that was me and Jeb, or me and Robby? you and Jeb?, Me and Heidi?. Oh well! I just know that I'm not the only one around here who has had affairs!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Wings darling! Don't forget to bring those oh so tight britches of yours for that scene tomorrow! You how much Malkovich likes Boink riding tights! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Reckoning
Mar. 22, 2001, 03:21 PM
I'm there, Jair! Pick me up in 15 minutes. I need to refresh my make-up. that is a stocked mini-bar in your limo, no? /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif We have much to discuss, indeed! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Jair
Mar. 22, 2001, 03:24 PM
On my way snookums! I'll have the driver mix your favourite triple shot martini on the rocks with two twists and a cranberry!

Wear something.....special /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

VTRider! Get that Diva DMK under control will you? /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif next thing you know she'll demand her own trailor park, let alone trailor!!!

Coreene
Mar. 22, 2001, 03:25 PM
Coreene stomps her Manolo-shod foot down in horror.

"NO NO NO!" she screams. "My contract specifically demands BOLLINGER and NO BROWN M-N-Ms!!!"

B.G.M. heidi
Mar. 22, 2001, 03:31 PM
Jair, I have evicted you from my heart! /infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

How could you possibly mistake me for Jeb, Moesha or Robby????? Only one of us has silicone-filled, moving body parts.

Canter
Mar. 22, 2001, 03:41 PM
Just wait 'til the National Enquirer gets ahold of this. Heidi & Jair caught in love tryst with DMK. Oooooh. That should be good for at least a quarter mil.

Jair
Mar. 22, 2001, 03:55 PM
Don't be so sure about that Heidi /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Ciao Bella-Canter! Blackmail is the name of the game around here. Don't suppose you ever told DMK how how you got her the contract in the first place? VTrider will be terribly hurt to find out her first "experimental relationship" was just the means to close a deal. /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

brilyntrip
Mar. 22, 2001, 06:19 PM
this is too funny how long can we keep it going?

K Spade
Mar. 22, 2001, 06:30 PM
Yes, Steve and I need mini bar's in our dressing room.

Is my tanning bed here yet?

People, I need my tanning bed!

Steve
Mar. 22, 2001, 06:37 PM
Kels i think we need more them Mini bars u know me and you should share a dressing room being the stars of this small film.

Steve

Steve
Mar. 22, 2001, 06:39 PM
Kels and I also want a water bed, Kels also demands fresh flowers, and we also both demand a hot tub and extra vodka in the mini bar

Steve

Canter
Mar. 22, 2001, 06:44 PM
Yes Jair there is truth to that casting couch rumour - and experimental or not, it certainly signed the deal - DMK dahling, you owe me 20% by the way. But Jair my dear, what's that I heard about you this evening, at a certain restaurant near the duelling Starbucks? Where you or where you not cheating on your beloved s/o with a certain Rupert E? Or was that a convenient excuse to get Moesha fired off the picture and your new paramour in at the helm?
Rewrite the part of Bella to give me supporting actress status, my dear and I'll just keep that nasty rumour to myself (and 3,000 BBers)
Why I do believe blackmail becomes me. /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Moesha
Mar. 22, 2001, 06:52 PM
Oh please Jair did you actually think it would go beyond a kiss on the cheek! We both wanted one thing each others collaboration on this movie and this is all that matters!!

Poor Liza she is back in Betty Ford!! I told her that 45th Martini should have been the warning sign! /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif Oh well!!!

Now Becca, I am thinking why not try some Halston vintage for the Raging Cajun Lesbian scene where you fight the Lesbian gang for moving in on you turf near the ball park?


Canter /infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif I'm sorry but the Jude law clones naked surrounding you as personal assitants just isn't going over to well with VtRider, you know she is ver religious and this is really taking a lot out of her. I am sure yuo are aware of VtRider's intentions to join the nunnery after this production!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Jeb and Robby was this the time to pose for the cover of Genre?? You just couldn't keep out of the press for one day!!!! And really Jeb admitting you frequent "public baths" Yeah Speilberg is definitely going to come calling now!!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_redface.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_redface.gif

Kryswyn, Um... studio 54 closed so the Rupaul platforms and the silver 69 mercedes going 79 mph through Warrenton will probably cause a few issues!!!!!!

and Colin Let's think chic, Jair showed me the picture of your ideas and well...well you have been living in Utah so we'll let is slide for now!

DMK and Slugger...Versace called and ...THank you so much for attackign each other and knocking Giovanni downa flight of steps great publicity, I assured Isaac it was just acting and not to feel insulted over vomitting on his latest line for you!!!!! So that answers the mini bar request I think!!!

OK I am very happy with the scene where Nylar is trapped in the aquarium and R&R is coming after her with a bottle of old bay , but Rabid Walruses??
Jair are there such things?

And what happened to my Narwhale fantasy scene for Kachoo?? I thought the dream sequence in Spruce meadows with the serenading Narwhales and Eskimo pan flutist lead bt Yanni and Xanviar was very realistic???

AAJumper
Mar. 22, 2001, 06:53 PM
A limo screeches to a halt just outside the set. AAJumper throws open the door and surveys the crowd. She finally spots Moesha, surrounded by a flurry of cast members demanding all sorts of luxuries. She slithers over, almost catlike as she instantly falls into the role of Natasha.

Moesha, dahhhling....I am so sorry for the delay.....LA traffic, you know. Can someone get me an Evian please? I am so parched from this dreadful heat wave. 80 degrees...can you imagine??? I simply must have some air conditioning. Jair, how long before my scene, dear? Is my stand in here? Surely you don't expect me to stand around while the lighting is being adjusted and whatnot. I'm afraid I might just faint from heat exhaustion!

Steve
Mar. 22, 2001, 06:57 PM
Kelsey and i only drink Perrier

Steve

K Spade
Mar. 22, 2001, 07:01 PM
Yep, Moesha, did you see Steve's requests before your last post on the 11th page?

Moesha
Mar. 22, 2001, 07:04 PM
OK A/A thankfully you are here!! We need to get started on your scene with Maz and Heidi immediately!!

Jair...JAIR please stop onl-line ordering from Adam & Eve and help VtRider focus K-Spade and Steve...Yeah that mini bar was a great Idea!!!!!!!!

Ok, has anyone seen Xani?? The Moravian Pea Wee people we smuggled in past the Foot and Mouth police are here for her coronation scene as Queen of Sesame Street!!! And where is Miss piggy!!!

I am trying to see if we could squeeze the the scene with Tobi and the Budhist fundamentalists into one night but the high speed scooter chase is still under the committees consideration.

And does anyone know anything about the Baltimore Drag Queens Union picketing none of their members being cast?

Also Erin and Whit's house/estate setting is complete and we need to start propping it!!!


Ciao

Becca
Mar. 22, 2001, 07:06 PM
Its beeeen a long day.

FIRST of all, WHO said DMK only needs ONE personal trainer per day?? Not to be critical, but hoenstly...4 or 5, I think.. if we're going to see more than that wind blown hair on screen, she needs to be workin' those dreadful skin-destroyers right off!


Jair, dahhling, first and foremost- I did not, nor have I EVER CLAIMED to be no stah! I AM the star. I just show up, and hello- its obvious. See this months National Enquirer for details (cover story- naturally! Love cyst? I think not..) Naturally I get the interviews...its only what was meant to be, my dear. You understand.

Now Moesha, I do LOVE Vintage. Only the best (Wardrobe? Can I ring them? Do tell..) Now will the Cajun's rip my clothing? Because God knows- seeing me baring more than was meant to is enough to grab anyone- lesbian or not. However, really now- maybe we could do some close ups of my full blown rage? Really capture my emotion..Thanks- your a doll.

As for DMK's FiFi- I gave her that wretched little pet- Icertainly expect it to recieve better treatment than DMK does. It has MY name on it you know!


And really- where are the go-fers? I don't drink this crap you call Perrier..where is my San Pelligrino? you call this a working set- thats it! I am retiring to my trailer. My manicurist, pedicurist, facialist, and therapist will be working. Please ONLY call if you truly need me. God only knows what could come up next!

Snowbird
Mar. 22, 2001, 07:15 PM
As the senior member of staff and the technical director, I will nor participate with a bunch of water drinkers. Not even fancy water cuts across the creative edge.

Do you not realize that Godzilla was a lover, that King Kong was a lover? If you are going to have all these bikini clad females running around then you have to expect a band of lovers to be part of the scene.

Moesha Dahling! No one can do these scenes cold sober! AND you forgot Lady Godiva. How could you leave this lady in the shadows? Certainly, in this script there must be a Lady Godiva and few streakers and mooners.

As the technical advisor I insist on white russians for everyone. For the background music we must have bagpipes or better yet gypsy violins. Yes! that's it gypsy violins. They will inspire those secret werewolves. I will waltz through the scenes in my full length mink coat and nothing underneath.

Hitchcock always appeared in his movies in some minor role. Of course if I open my coat it won't be a minor role anymore.

Moesha
Mar. 22, 2001, 07:16 PM
Yes Kelsy I saw the post but it clearly asks for Vodka!!!!

And the waterbeds have been ordered form Matercraft interiors? Is that alright? They are medival king sized beds with spiral staircases to get in them, you'll love them!!! VtRider picked them out!!

Oh Becca, you are beign so cooperative!! You may pick out anything your heart desires? And well I'm not sure what Jair meant by this but Have you ever worked in gag?? Jair has an idea for the S/M masquerade at the mayors office.

ETBW'S AND Winglet how about a long lost family scene..but not the typical Dorris Day's of out lives let's make it a Betty Davis and Karen Black Harvest Home kind of reunion that will have the audiences on the edge of their seats!!!!!

K Spade
Mar. 22, 2001, 07:17 PM
Shopping list for Steve and my dressing room:

- Chlorine

- Water Bed

- Mini-Bar (fully stock w/ Extra Vodka)

- Blender from Williams and Sonoma

- Mongramed sheets; thread count to be determined.

- Hot Tub

- Tanning Bed

- Massage Therapist

- Fresh flowers every morning.

Thank you.

Steve
Mar. 22, 2001, 07:19 PM
We will state another list tomorow for the things inwhich we need as of then

Steve

Moesha
Mar. 22, 2001, 07:21 PM
Snowbird I love it!!!! You can be dancing with a rose wearing your mink near the Canton Waterfront, your shoes clicking on the cobble like the hands of a somber clock taking the prescious life from humanity!! The Gypsy plays in the background the sad wails from the violen seem to call the fog to thicken around you...the gypsy oblivious to the world around him and you dancing in the mist do not notice the eyes peering at you from the canal bridge...the eyes that have traveled across oceans of time to find you!

Laverne & Shirley
Mar. 22, 2001, 07:26 PM
Hi,
I'm Ainsley I live off Manor road can I have a role too? I ride very well and could even help in the filming or designs.

brilyntrip
Mar. 22, 2001, 07:37 PM
Snowbird in a fur and rose only ?can we talk ??And How will Snowbird fit into my flashback scene? Will she be THE reason why I dont speak to VITO anymore?Although Vito's penchant for very young VERY young asians and opium are certainly enough to have sent me over the edge and into the drag show lifestyle.I just dont know if I can take this .Much less believe it LOLOLOLOLOL

K Spade
Mar. 22, 2001, 07:39 PM
Ainsley, you can be Steve and my personal go-fer, just stay out of the dressing room!

Steve
Mar. 22, 2001, 07:41 PM
Kelsey and i think that because Her and I are the Stars of this film we should have our own gofer who could perfectly be Anisley

Steve

Moesha
Mar. 22, 2001, 07:41 PM
Oh brilyntrip what a perceptive genius you are!!! Vito is the one watching her!! He has left YOU with the Asian babies to be with this sultry wanton woman, they spend the evenings wrapped in her furs in the opium dens of Greektown!!!, While you are at home keeping hte family together. You only solice is your show...your career..you must go on!!!!!

Canter
Mar. 22, 2001, 07:43 PM
Moesha did you say something about an s/m masquerade? I could have sworn VTrider was rewriting that scene to include a legion of Gladiators - and they were requested by Jair (he thinks he can go bigger than Braveheart's 3,000 extras for the battle scene - humour him)

Personally, so long as there are lots of prop chains and whips you'll do great box office in San Francisco.

Now let's talk about my favourite subject - me. What's my motivation? I'm ready for my close-up Mr. DeMille.

Becca - I'm afraid there's only so much money to go around, and if you think you are getting a cut out of DMK's 22 million I'm sorry but you can just go and get a bowl of cream - there's gonna be a catfight honey!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Laverne & Shirley
Mar. 22, 2001, 07:48 PM
Can someone actually show that many ponies? That is totally far out! Can I pick the colors and names and my clothes? I want all sorts of matching clothes to go with each pony! I want Woodlands, Brownlands, Farnley, Fox Hollow, Foxlair, RosMels, etc., etc.,etc.!!! This is way cool.

Moesha
Mar. 22, 2001, 07:53 PM
Canter, Darling, beautiful Diva. Your motivation is you talent your bango diva beauty! You are a wonderwoman supreme!

I know the gladiator scene is going to be interesting to say the least! I am worried about the censors!!!!!

And no ice cream!!!!!!!! please no one get any ideas!!!!

Ciao Bella

Steve
Mar. 22, 2001, 08:00 PM
I request a name change, Some one else has my name so i will have to change my name to something that will be detrimened later, some one else has my name of BIll which i did not like from the start so it will be changed.

Steve

Becca
Mar. 22, 2001, 08:40 PM
Snowbird, Snowbird!! You may NOT exploit the youth of this production!! My skin is young and youthful!! Let us not destroy that!! (Come now- have you seen that Diva queen DMK�s skin?? Imagine my youthful looks gone bad? No no..) Maybe I can take my Pelligrino with a twist.. But for god's sake- just please, ensure me that lal these Poland Springs bottles I am seeing are merely booze cover-ups, and not trying to be Evian...(faint..)
Call me- you and I must go Mink Coat shopping together..
BTW- I�m sure the Cajun Lesbian�s would be interested in a Streaker scene�


Moesha, darling, don�t be fooled- I am not always so wonderful. Its inspirational working under such talent! Such beauty! Such sheer indescribeableness! Gag is second nature to me�Jair likes the S&M thing� maybe you should see how Heidi feels about this? She has contacts w/ the Mayor..

CANTER!! Honestly..With a budget exceeding 45 mil., There is room for DMK�s 22 mil, and my 23�really now... read between the lines.. You know, you might consider having DMK�s contract be a bit larger� having her connected to my name could allow her to demand a bit more. (Also, from one friend to another, you might want to push her away from that tacky costume jewelry she calls �classy� and push her towards the gold�it just isn�t so mundane-you know how it is..)


Brilyn- believe it pet, its faar too real..(By the way, have Vince and I met�?)

Winglet
Mar. 23, 2001, 04:30 AM
K spade, are you sure that's not Chloroform you speak of? /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
(After all, hot else will you get your lovers into the tub?)
JoHn (WiNgLeT)

[This message was edited by Winglet on Mar. 23, 2001 at 12:27 PM.]

Steve
Mar. 23, 2001, 05:09 AM
I am not sure if it is Chlorine or Chloroform we will have a Hot Tub person to clean it and add the chemicals

Steve

Everythingbutwings
Mar. 23, 2001, 05:10 AM
Next we'll be finding out that the rating on this little production has more end of the alphabet letters than will ever make the big screen! /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Winglet, I believe you were cast as "Muff Daddy", go read the cast assignments darling!

JAIR! Country Life Farm just will NOT do for my scenes! http://www.countrylifefarm.com Can't we puleeeeze do the shoot at Rokeby? (We can pop over to M'burg for some nice tack shopping, I'll help you pick out your new chaps at Journeyman and we can have a brainstorming session at Mosby's to keep Moesha happy with us)

My afternoon with Jair, I'm the Favorite! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

VTrider
Mar. 23, 2001, 05:27 AM
Good Morning everyone. Just checking in - I have just gassed up the Quantum at Sheetz and I am ready to go again [singing On the road again, like a band of gypsies we go down the highway ].

Moesha - you arne't going to like this, but I had to use some money from DMK's alotted salary to buy myself a 20-disk changer for the Quantum. How dar eyou give me a car with an 8-track - what were you thinking.

Sooooooooooo - that only leaves Diva DMK with $56 for her salary. Oh well, she can easily be replaced /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

OK - after the fiasco of rehearsals yesterday, our rehearsals this morning went very well. I was quite pleased actually.

I filled K Spade and Steve's lists of demands and they seem quite content. I am having a problem with slugger's attitude though. I think she needs a good b*tch slapping. Her Little-Miss-Holier-Than-Though attitude is hittin gmy last nerve. I wish that halo of her would come down and choke her /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

I am going to start giving out awards everyday as an incentive for the cast.

Yesterday's rewards are as follows.

Most Cooperative - R&R
Most UnCooperative - LOUISE!!!! Her chain-smaking, Keith-Richards-drinking self has gone too far!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

Most Improvement - SIMON - the lisp is now only noticeable to the well trained ear

Worst Line Reading - Jeb - YOU MUST TAKE THE DIP OF SNUFF OUT OF YOUR MOUTH BEFORE YOU ENTER THE REHEARSAL HALL!

Well - off to morning rehearsals - today is when we practice the scene where we find out that Jeb and Robby Johnson were simamese twins seperated at birth.

On a good note - I had to take the Quantum to Snappy Lube to get an oil change yesterday and low and behold - I met a VERY hot guy naked Duke. Cna I have Friday night off to go out with him?

Canter
Mar. 23, 2001, 06:06 AM
Moesha, how come there's a gerbil in your overnight bag??


Hello ... Liz Smith? /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Reckoning
Mar. 23, 2001, 06:15 AM
Holier than thou?! Hmph. /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

VTrider
Mar. 23, 2001, 06:25 AM
I just didn't appreciate you correcting me everytime I said GD yesterday....:mad:

DMK
Mar. 23, 2001, 06:47 AM
Becca, dahlink... I will attend to your impertinence later, first I must take care of zees VD Rider riff raff...

Canter, could you please send Guido over to repossess the quantum and "other" paraphanalia she may have purchased... Oh no... wait... She's already... umm.. "corrupted" him in the hot tub. I think it may be time for Mungo...

Reckoning
Mar. 23, 2001, 06:49 AM
Apologies, VtRider. I was off my meds. /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Canter
Mar. 23, 2001, 08:22 AM
Ah DMK, didn't you read Cholly Knickerbocker's column this morning? VTrider was caught in a car with an unidentified male (one of those ones) - her mug shots are all over the papers. Hugh Grant was quoted as saying, "Thank god I've finally found someone to share the spotlight with." Guido's bailing her out. Mungo disappeared with Jair a few hours ago. Moesha's on the warpath. Seems the SAG strike has been set for June - And Heidi's bustier is experiencing a similar problem.
Toodles.

Winglet
Mar. 23, 2001, 09:31 AM
I am thinking "Bill" is infringing on the Dick Francis copyrights..... /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

JoHn (WiNgLeT)

B.G.M. heidi
Mar. 23, 2001, 09:35 AM
Dearest Canter, at least a bustier will keep in place the goods.

Sources, yes, your 'client' DMK, have told me you recently had to purchase knee pads.

DMK
Mar. 23, 2001, 09:41 AM
Canter, dahlink, she was holding zee vodka bottle ven she made me confess your secret... you understand, yes?

Winglet
Mar. 23, 2001, 09:55 AM
had I paid attention to those black and white movies, I would be slightly more fluent in "Movie star".... would it help if I watched "E!"?
/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

JoHn (WiNgLeT)

Canter
Mar. 23, 2001, 09:59 AM
Winglet "D" won't work - you gotta live large.
About those knee pads? I'm on the SAG volleyball team okay?

brilyntrip
Mar. 23, 2001, 10:06 AM
I have learned my lines and understand my motivation .But I do not see my character on any list for rehearsals?

Snowbird
Mar. 23, 2001, 10:36 AM
They signal that I am a timeless one, one of the walking undead! Like the mermaid seducing sailors in the fog. Hungarians are all too stubborn to lay down even when they are dead.

However, Moesha can the clicking shoes, I do my thing barefoot.

VTrider
Mar. 23, 2001, 10:39 AM
Has anyone heard from him today? He isn't answering his office, home, summer home, winter home, car, truck, trailer phones...nor is he answering his beeper, email, ebooks, smoke signals....

Where has he gone? He can't just leave us with no direction like this!!!!

brilyntrip
Mar. 23, 2001, 10:46 AM
Is it possible that MOesha has had yet another nervous breakdown from the pressure we put him under?
ORRRRRRRR has he gone out to do some personal investigations of the shady seemy side of Baltimores Drag Scene?
I am sure that he will reappear soon in his most "snarky piss and vinegar self"
Can't wait!