Here's my OT. What is one thing you could say

[FairWeather]

About yourself that nobody would ever guess?

Here's one of mine.

The ends of my hair are bright pink /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif


FW<---Cleverly disguised as an consultant adult.

FW.
Who has a feeling nobody's gunna respond to this /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Always,
FairWeather
If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. - Jack Handy

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[FairWeather]

About yourself that nobody would ever guess?

Here's one of mine.

The ends of my hair are bright pink /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif


FW<---Cleverly disguised as an consultant adult.

FW.
Who has a feeling nobody's gunna respond to this /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Always,
FairWeather
If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. - Jack Handy

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[hitchinmygetalong]

...but sometimes I listen to country music. And sometimes I like it. But only sometimes.

"The simple truth is never simple and rarely true."
-Oscar Wilde

[Tin]

lol! o.k I'll participate

I'm actually a 6'8" cross dresser named Bob who works the streets of Ottawa. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

lol! k, no seriously, one thing that nobody would ever guess is...... there is a hole in my left sock *shhh* and when no one is home I like to watch kiddy shows *oh the shame*

<It's all part of my ninja training /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif >

[C-Urchn]

I can make a fire with nothing but materials found in the woods of our farm.

My native-american father taught his kids survival skills.

[dmj]

Despite outward appearances - I love punk! We're talking old, hard core punk - not bubblegum punk. Think Bad Religion 80-85.

*Go Bruins*

[buryinghill1]

/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[tle]

I actually enjoy cooking.

But don't ask me about cleaning up afterwards! /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

If Dressage is a Symphony... Eventing is Rock & Roll!

[Louise]

I threw a tomato at then Gov. Nelson A. Rockefeller during a rally at my college.

[FairWeather]

Oh boy...This could be long
First of all...Louise! LMAO!

OK...In my first year of college I was apprehended and accused of stealing Frogs out of the Biology Labs and setting them free in the forest.

It wasnt me!!!!!
I just wanted to get that out in the open.

Always,
FairWeather
If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. - Jack Handy

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[rescuemom]

Long ago and far away I was a born-again Christian.

[HeyYouNags]

People who know me in real life (mature, dignified, educated me... /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif ) are shocked to hear that I adore "South Park".

I don't get *any* TV channels, so I have to rent it from the video store. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[lilblackhorse]

my husband and I watch Jerry Springer at lunchtime when our kids are at school.(they have taken it off now though, and we are devastated)

Also that I eat my kid's Halloween candy when they are in bed
/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

"Wherever you go-there you are!"

[artienallie]

That I made it through 5 years of Catholic school, and was getting straight A's in honors religion classes the whole time!

[beameup]

just observing, learning and having a little fun.
plus i am addicted to crunchy cheese sticks made by Herr.

[Kryswyn]

That I couldn't care less what my car is/looks like as long as it runs and gets me from point A to point B.Well, maybe if you looked at my van, you might guess that... Well let's try again.

That I have quite a collection of books in and on my nightstand NONE of which made DMK's reading list from the "Whoop A$$" thread!

~Kryswyn~
"Always look on the bright side of life, de doo, de doo de doo de doo"

[AAJumper]

dmj, my hubby is/was into early 80's punk! His brother always gives him old punk CD's for his b-day. The latest was a collection of songs by The Dickies, who I've actually seen in concert. Pretty wild.

[dmj]

AA,

tell me more about this brother /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Knew your husband had good taste! hehe

*Go Bruins*

[Pixie Dust]

would be from the 70's

let's see......uh, I was arrested once.....

Betsy....who says never break more than one law at a time

[Michelle Mc]

Was my first love, and will be forever.

And we both practice law, but I make more money than him. /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[JustJumpIt19]

I egged my ex's house when I was bored a few years ago. Shhhh don't tell!

~Courtney~

[Hardly there]

I can't cook or do anything girly like sew or plan a party or anything I suck lol. If it weren't for my boyfriend I would starve to death /infopop/emoticons/icon_redface.gif

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[Miniwelsh]

I was a terrible teen and dropped out of high school after the tenth grade.

*Behind every good woman lies a trail of men*

[LittleWitch]

It took 8 cop cars to pull me and 10 other cyclists over so they could ticket us for biking too slowly. /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[Heidi]

God, this could be endless:

-I set someone's hair on fire;
-Hans and I were 'FB's';
-I've told my 9 year old that all game designers graduate with a medical degree from Harvard;
-I was a quasi-protege of Norman Mailer's at 16;
-I turned down the, ahem, opportunity to pose for Penthouse.

[RumoursFollow]

I'm double jointed, and I scare people by putting my heels together and turning my feet around backwards. Very hard to explain- but if this \/ is normal- I can turn mine around to look like this /\. I thought my trainer was going to pass out the first time I did that for her. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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Yeehaw- Formerly RF
COTH BB Resident Cowgirl
"She's gone country.. look at them boots, shes gone country.. back to her roots, shes gone country, a new kind of suit.. SHES GONE COUNTRY!! HERE SHE COMES!!! :P

[Janet]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>uh, I was arrested once <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

And I was arrested TWICE. (Acquitted both times though).

[buryinghill1]

1980??
A cop tried to pull me over in Connecticut. The NY line was a mile away. Haven't we all heard the cop will stop at the state line?
Well they won't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My stunt really ticked off a busload of CT local, NY local and NY state cops. They even had their own "supervisors" there because nobody was sure who had "jurisdiction."
What could have been a night in the pokey, turned into a $68 fine.
And boy did I learn my lesson!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[Miniwelsh]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Janet:
Quote: "uh, I was arrested once "

And I was arrested TWICE. (Acquitted both times though).<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Wow!! I thought I was good in court /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

*Behind every good woman lies a trail of men*

[FairWeather]

You BAD, Bad girl!
LMAO!!!!

FW
Who decided to pierce her tongue in a fit of "I'm SINGLE AGAIN-ness"

Shuddup! you're not my mom!!
Always,
FairWeather
If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. - Jack Handy

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[Brookes]

Oh Lord!! and I do mean OH LORD! I used to manage a convent!! I swear on a stack of bibles! They taught me that /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Now that you know my deep dark secret I can be totally blackmailed! /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Lions and Tigers and Bears, oh my!!

[msj]

Ok, I'll play.

I once dated a guy who was in the mafia.

msj

[Everythingbutwings]

You magnificent charlatan! You could be a politician for pulling that off. /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif (ETBW who needs Catholisism because of the purgatory option - all the other religions only have the two possiblities)

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Once upon a time

I threw a tomato at then Gov. Nelson A. Rockefeller during a rally at my college. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> LOUISE! You are my hero /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Dementia 13]

I got expelled from boarding school because a group of us stole the nightwatchman's car and went to the Manor Tavern and met some boys....

I wrote a mystery novel (never published, though).

[Quinn]

I am addicted to Coronation Street.
I cry during sad/happy songs & sad/happy shows.
I am an obsessive/compulsive eater. Can easily eat a dozen doughnuts or fast for 2 days.
Will defend an abused animal/child/senior with my life.
Am extremely opinionated.
Have a foul mouth.
Can be a major bitch. People are afraid of getting into an argument with me regarding animal care.
Can physically scrap with the best of them and can lift 100 pound feed bags. I am 5'4", 110 lbs.
Am starting to look "old."


That's all for now. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Quinn]

Also "fixed" the plumbing in my last house with duct tape just prior to selling. Hey, I lived alone at the time.

[FairWeather]

That I actually pee in my pants.
Not infrequently.

There, I said it.

Always,
FairWeather
If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. - Jack Handy

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[Hardly there]

Ok this is my weirdest thing...

I hate to chew.

I won't eat anything that you have to chew too much like many different meats ect...

I also eat bacon and eggs EVERY day 365 days a year ! My bacon must be crisp or I send it back.
I only eat the yokes of the eggs never the white part and I put syrup and salt on my bacon /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Also I put 4 1/2 taespoons of sugar in my coffee and tea. ( sometimes 5 )

Usually the bacon and eggs is my only meal of the day so it MUST be done right, LOL the girls at the restaurant have it down to a fine art /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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[Miniwelsh]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by One Away:

Also I put 4 1/2 taespoons of sugar in my coffee and tea. ( sometimes 5 )


http://www.ascensionfarms.homestead.com/webstarter.html<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I use 14 packs of sugar in my iced tea. Usually at restaurants I have to go in search of sugar and snag it from other tables. My only defense is that it is the only thing that keeps me sweet.

*Behind every good woman lies a trail of men*

[Houdini]

Well I was never arrested but I did get a ticket for tresspassing. But I'm only 21 so I still have some time to work on actually getting arrested. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
This semester I have a bad habit of not going to class. /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
I don't really believe in the Catholic religion even though I made my conformation and everything. My mom made me do it. My beliefs about spirituality are actually closer to those of the Wiccian religion although I wouldn't consider myself a practitioner.
Hmmm i think that's enough for now.

[Quinn]

I can't believe you spelled confirmation as a horse's "conformation." That's always one of my biggest beefs when it's the other way around. You are a true horseperson.

I have another admission. My food should not touch and I eat it in order of least favourite first. I NEVER take a bite of one thing and then to on to another. /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[Quinn]

My little Splashmaniac left a stride out in a line at a show this year and when we landed, I all but did the same. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[dmj]

Hey Quinn-

ever seen "As Good As It Gets"?? /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

*Go Bruins*

[Houdini]

Ack I didn't even realize. Oh no there is no going back now. I always stunk at spelling but now my lack of spelling skills is actually giving away my horse personess. Hehe I'll just make up new words since the existing ones are so damn hard to spell. /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[Alongstory]

/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif I've been diagnosed with PMDD /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[FairWeather]

PMDD is just a fancy word for "being bitchy"
Just another way for the drug companies to sell Prozac /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

FW
Who used to be (and still should be) on Ritilin.

Always,
FairWeather
If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. - Jack Handy

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[Quinn]

I was actually a little uncomfortable watching that movie. My husband kept smiling and mumbling, "you do that"...."you do that."

I have eased up a little bit. In former times, I would line my *smarties* up in lines by their colour. Oh yeah, I'm a little nuts /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

[artienallie]

OCD here, completely.

Everything has to be just so in the house, either can't walk on any cracks, or have to walk on ALL of them. I even have the counting part of OCD - where you obsessively count things. That part is good for jumping courses though.

[hitchinmygetalong]

...that I spent an ENTIRE DAY on the COTH Off Course Forum...

"The simple truth is never simple and rarely true."
-Oscar Wilde

[and dreaming]

I have an altar ego...but don't worry, it hasn't come to life on the boards (RedOctober, I do believe you know who I'm talking about /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif)

I don't do my English homework.

I have been compulsively horse shopping for the last 3 1/2 years (Read: "Oh geez, I like that one...will my parents buy him for me? No? Dangit...")

I think everyone who was born/raised in/near Boston is too cool for words (Maura Tierney, Matthew Perry, Mark Whalberg, ME /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif)

Well well, it seems that I'm more screwed up than I thought I was /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

E

[HuntJumpSC]

I'm 28 years old & still enjoy a good juvenile prank (Think pickled herring, minced garlic, eggs & an unfortunate person's car, including interior) /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif SUZ

~~~Do you think the JUDGE saw it???~~~

[Pixie Dust]

but if FW can admit to laughing to a leak (same here!) then I can admit to this.

I like Martha Stewart. I love her show, I love her magazine. I think she is funny; I'd like to meet her. And between my husband and me, we're a regular Martha Stewart couple. He cooks and I do all that other crap. Cloth napkins, silver, china, fresh flowers, gardening, collecting junk and painting it, sewing curtains, faux painting bricks on an old linoleum floor, re-glazing windows, etc. etc. etc. All my friends HATE her and when they make fun of her, I whip out my fake laugh. OK it's out!

[neighsayer]

when I saw good hard early punk I thought it would be followed by an example of the "sex pistols" not bad religion....

anyway,
I'm...um..addicted to "Coronation Street" and I'm only 24 yrs old!!!! My family is so ashamed!

http://communities.msn.ca/KristinSaunders/PhotoAlbums

[GW]

I too, am addicted to Coronation Street and I am 26. I am also not the sharpest pencil in the box sometimes, as proven by the fact that I am on my way out to the parking lot to meet my husband so he can jumpstart my car after I left the lights on /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[Tracy R]

I am my Evil Twin! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Tin]

I love Coronation Steet and I'm 21

Quinn said:
I am addicted to Coronation Street.
I cry during sad/happy songs & sad/happy shows.
I am an obsessive/compulsive eater. Can easily eat a dozen doughnuts or fast for 2 days.
Have a foul mouth.
Can physically scrap with the best of them and can lift 100 pound feed bags. I am 5'4", 110 lbs.


O.k that is totally me too! Except I'm 5'6" and 120lbs /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I have some more to add too:
-I'm always picking out stalls
-my plates/glasses have to be PERFECTLY spotless
-I haven't been to school in 2 weeks (big shush on that one k guys?)
-when I was young I rolled hay in a paper bag once and tried to smoke it (I thought it was the same as smoking "grass")
-I stole a bottle of vodka from my cottage when I was 14, replaced it with water and my cousin got blamed (she helped drink it)

<It's all part of my ninja training /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif >

[neighsayer]

locked my keys in my car while it was running and I was 30 mins from home!

Thank good for cute bartenders and coat hangers!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

http://communities.msn.ca/KristinSaunders/PhotoAlbums

[HSM]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Louise:
I threw a tomato at then Gov. Nelson A. Rockefeller during a rally at my college.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Louise, you DID not!!! Come on!!!
/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif ROTFLMAO!!!

Did you hit him? What did he do?? /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

[Tin]

neighsayer> my mom did that, with the music blaring though! lol!

<It's all part of my ninja training /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif >

[Tosca]

When I was 3, I stole my dad's beer, sat behind the couch, and drank 1/4 of it. /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[Robby Johnson]

I was barred from a very upscale gentleman's club. Topless dancer bar. My friend's friend drug us "up in there" as her husband was having an affair. Sure enough, as we're walking in, he's walking out with a stripper on his arm and suddenly fists were flying and the three of us were escorted out to the parking lot.

We keyed his brand new white Yukon afterward!

Robby

[RumoursFollow]

Car locking confessions-

First week I was back at school, put puppy in the car and went to the carwash. Woodi was sitting in the car smilin at mama, and he walked over when I was washing the drivers side and stood on the remote control- locking himself in the car at 10PM.

Of course, I had to pick the car wash next to the Pi Kappa Alpha house, didnt I? As my dog starts barking and carrying on, the (drunk) frat boys come over asking whats going on.. I tell them, and the proceed back into the house to get a coathanger. Lord have mercy... thank God they never came back! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif I had to call AAA, who "couldnt find my information" until I cussed the poor lady on the phone out because my dog was there with all the windows rolled up... 45 minutes later the tow guy (and his ENTIRE family - wife, three kids) pulled up. So much fun.

I also locked my keys in my car at Upperville this year. When the tow truck pulled up, my trainer looked at me, looked at it, and said.. good grief, what did you do now?! LOL!

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Yeehaw- Formerly RF
COTH BB Resident Cowgirl
"She's gone country.. look at them boots, shes gone country.. back to her roots, shes gone country, a new kind of suit.. SHES GONE COUNTRY!! HERE SHE COMES!!! :P

[LaurieB]

I used to write romance novels. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I eat nacho chips for breakfast. /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[RumoursFollow]

I cant believe that I forgot to mention...

I was once a National Tap Dancing Champion!!! To the tune of Jailhouse Rock, my best friend Casey and I won the Showstoppers National Championships in 1991(?) for Tap Duet- 13&Under.

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Yeehaw- Formerly RF
COTH BB Resident Cowgirl
"She's gone country.. look at them boots, shes gone country.. back to her roots, shes gone country, a new kind of suit.. SHES GONE COUNTRY!! HERE SHE COMES!!! :P

[TrakHack]

I threw away my mom's wedding ring when I was a toddler because she said she would take me with her on a walk and didn't. Then I "helped" to look for it...

[Heidi]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>I eat nacho chips for breakfast. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Perhaps you and Duffy should breakfast together - I've witnessed her eating brownies and licorice in the morning. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[SoEasy]

has also been known to eat SoEasy's FUDGE for breakfast /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[LaurieB]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>
Perhaps you and Duffy should breakfast together - I've witnessed her eating brownies and licorice in the morning. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif I could do that, no problem!

[MAD]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>let's see......uh, I was arrested once <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Me, too, and my Mom had to pay $50 to bail me out.

[Brookes]

Another blackmail item, . . .

I LIKE BARRY MANILOW!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Lions and Tigers and Bears, oh my!!

[UndeniedGirl]

I am OCD about some things..
I am addicited to junk food (although I think you could tell that from looking at me...)
One time when I had just finished riding, I had to do *two* things, get a drink of water and PEE...well, I went in the kitchen and my brother was in there at the sink, and I shouted "Get me a glass! QUICK I HAVE TO PEE!" And promptly erupted in laughed over the way it had sounded, and nearly peed right there /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif Ok...I did have to change afterwards...
Umm...there is more...I just cant think of it right now /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

*Cass*
<~><~><~><~><~><~><~><~><~><~><~><~>

Fearfully, only time will tell, for it is all a leap of faith...

Life is not a spectator sport!

Smile...it makes people wonder what you have been doing /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[FairWeather]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Sure enough, as we're walking in, he's walking out with a stripper on his arm and suddenly fists were flying and the three of us were escorted out to the parking lot.
We keyed his brand new white Yukon afterward!

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Robby, you are my new hero. Will you be my friend?

BG: Martha Stewart? I knew there had to be something whacky about you. You know what your parents say about meeting people on the internet...Thank goodness I found out early /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Always,
FairWeather
If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. - Jack Handy

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[Daisycomet2000]

I am unpopular at school and i am the only person who voted myself for homecoming queen (i think i was the only one lol), but yet (not to sound conceded) everyone outside of school thinks i should be and if i do say so myself i dress very well lol. and i was the most popular girl at my old school. i hate my new school!

and almost all the guys ive dated (after i broke up w/ them) i think are gay or well gonna be /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif and i havent had a bf for a year and a day!!!! yes i counted cuz i broke up w/ my last one on my mom's bday..YESTERDAY!!! lol ill think of more later!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

xoxo,
Angie n Puzzle Pieces

[Louise]

The tomato throwing incident was way back in the terrible '60, when you weren't an honorable college student unless you were protesting something.

Trouble is, I forget what we were protesting that day. I do remember that I wasn't the only one throwing fruit, that I missed, and that I scared myself so bad that I didn't stop running until I was safely back in the dorm, in my room, with the door tightly shut!

[ErinB]

Okay... hmm.

When I was in fourth grade, I ran away from school- down a couple of blocks to an outdoor mall. I stayed for about an hour- to top it off, a stranger offered me a ride (when he saw me sitting dejectedly by the side of the road wondering how in the name of Bob I would get back to school), and I said yes! /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif Sometimes I wonder how I made it this long!

Erin
*~Stressed is Desserts written backwards....Concidence? I think not!*~

[Seven]

Okay as a disclaimer, I excelled in college and have a great career....

but ...I was the WORST student in high school, to wit:

I once skipped 32 DAYS in one QUARTER;
I can count on ONE hand the amount of times I actually *did* my own homework;
I dropped out for a while to follow the Dead;
When I was re-admitted, the principal told me that if I didn't agree to take some tests and graduate early, he would send me to detention (from 1:45pm to 5:45pm) for the remainder of my high school time (nearly 8 months);
I did take the tests and graduate -- managing to acheive at (get this) 64.5% average which was rounded up to 65% passing average (I think so the administration didn't have to deal with me anymore)!!

/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

I *really* hated high school!

=^+^=

[Duramax]

I haven't been to statistics in over two weeks!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[ErinB]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> One time when I had just finished riding, I had to do *two* things, get a drink of water and PEE...well, I went in the kitchen and my brother was in there at the sink, and I shouted "Get me a glass! QUICK I HAVE TO PEE!" <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

ROTFL!!!!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif That is way, way, way too funny. Or maybe I'm just easily amused. /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Okay, wait, more confessions.

I too am OCD- about doorknobs. I'll actually turn my stupid doorknob (on my bedroom door) like 50 times in a row just to make sure it's locked. Whatever. I don't know when I started doing that.

Hmmm what else? Oh yeah, I'm afraid to throw up. Like really afraid. Haven't done it since I was 6 and to be quite frank, I think I'd sooner jump off a building! Can't stand to see others do it either- might render me childless (the little creatures puke if you look at them funny), and I certainly don't do parties! /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Okay, do you think I'm weird enough yet? No, there must be *something* else... oh yeah. Every time I see my best friend, I make her laugh so hard she pees. And pees and pees and pees. Seriously. To talk to this girl in the least, I need to keep extra clothes handy! I'm the only one that sparks this unusual ability in her. Odd.

Erin
*~Stressed is Desserts written backwards....Concidence? I think not!*~

[Lori]

Lets see...

I took a few courses in college and dropped out of every one of them towards the end.

I have a fish tank with various types of exotic cockroaches in it--I play with them from time to time and enjoy watching them.

I am still unpopular like I was in high school

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"Come hup you hugly beast!" Surtees

[Fred]

and I got arrested in a student demonstration in Paris.
I worked as a ski instuctor and disc jockey in Austria.
Louise! my hero too! LOL Robby, I'm proud of ya!

[OnceAThief]

I have done exceptionally mean things out of passive-agressive tendencies. The first one that comes to mind is a happy little Ex-Lax/ Ben and Jerry's switch that I made last year.

[ErinB]

Gosh, I keep thinking of more weird (that's w-e-i-r-d: weird) things (t-h-i-n-g-s) that I do. D-o.

I obsessively s-p-e-l-l words in my h-e-a-d for no r-e-a-s-o-n. Or I'll wake up in the morning with a word in my head and I'll spell it all day in my head. Hard to explain. But the other morning I woke up and my very first thought was s-k-a-t-e. So all day I'll be thinking, "hmm did I lock the (s-k-a-t-e) tack room before I (s-k-a-t-e) left? No, I don't think I (s-k-a-t-e) did. Or even worse, to get a song and my word stuck in my head at the same time. THEN I SPELL THE DARN WORD TO THE TUNE OF THE SONG! /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Please, someone, throw me in the looney bin.

Erin
*~Stressed is Desserts written backwards....Concidence? I think not!*~

[sprite]

I like bagpipe music and am trying to learn Gaelic.

when i was little i hated wearing jeans, and had quite the collection of polyester bell bottoms.
I also ran screaming out of a hairdressers when i didnt like the haircut mom told her to get me /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

And i didnt wear makeup until 2nd semester senior year of high school.

[Duffy]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by msj:
Ok, I'll play.

I once dated a guy who was in the mafia.

msj<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


SO DID I!!!!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

How come we didn't exchange notes about that little tidbit from our sordid pasts when we were in Heidi-ville!?!??! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[UndeniedGirl]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ErinB:

Hmmm what else? Oh yeah, I'm afraid to throw up. Like really afraid. Haven't done it since I was 6 and to be quite frank, I think I'd sooner jump off a building! Can't stand to see others do it either- might render me childless (the little creatures puke if you look at them funny), and I certainly don't do parties! /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


OMG! ever since I was in kindergarten, and found out that I *knew* I was going to throw up before it actaully happened, and I could DRINK A GLASS OF WATER to stop it...I havent thrown up sinces /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif ...maybe that isnt healthy...but I cant stand throwing up..

*Cass*
<~><~><~><~><~><~><~><~><~><~><~><~>

Fearfully, only time will tell, for it is all a leap of faith...

Life is not a spectator sport!

Smile...it makes people wonder what you have been doing /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Fred]

who was in the Mafia too...very briefly..he made me an offer I COULD refuse.... /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Duffy]

Tattletale!!! How could you tell everyone what I eat for breakfast???!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Ok...I admit it. I AM a chocoholic - always have been - always will be. (When I was in Jr. High, we didn't have the mandatory school lunch. So, I didn't eat anything at school, but would use my lunch money to buy 6 chocolate bars, of assorted variety, at the pharmacy on the way home from school every day.) The licorice addiction didn't really start until I quit smoking and needed to knaw on something and carrots were NOT on that list.

Phew. I feel so much better now. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Heidi]

You watch it missy, there's a lot worse I can reveal. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Fred, msj, Duffy - /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif Should I be calling you girls the collective Carmelas of the BB? Though come to think of it, perhaps I shouldn't have mentioned the breakfast-licorice, who knows what I'll find in the bed tomorrow morning? /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Bored*]

I am actually twelve, although I know I sound like a 15-year-old on these boards (ha ha- probably not, but I like to think so /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif )

I HATE not doing my homework or missing school or being late. If I don't do HW, I really get so sick to my stomach I almos throw up. Also, I usually have trouble getting to sleep. Same goes for missing school. I usually (well actually always) miss school because of a horse show, so I tell all my teachers and get all my assignments. But one time I didn't do this and I almost called my mom to have her pick me up because I felt so sick. /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

~Rachel~

*If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bull.* -Bart Simpson's Guide to Life

[Erin]

Ahem... "Icky" (if I may call you Icky /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif ), if you're not 13, you need to have a parent sign a consent form for you to get a username here.

Email me please. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Bored*]

I just sent you an Email....

~Rachel~

*If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bull* -Bart Simpson's Guide To Life

[DarkerHorse]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ErinB:
Gosh, I keep thinking of more weird (that's w-e-i-r-d: weird) things (t-h-i-n-g-s) that I do. D-o.

I obsessively s-p-e-l-l words in my h-e-a-d for no r-e-a-s-o-n. Or I'll wake up in the morning with a word in my head and I'll spell it all day in my head. Hard to explain. But the other morning I woke up and my very first thought was s-k-a-t-e. So all day I'll be thinking, "hmm did I lock the (s-k-a-t-e) tack room before I (s-k-a-t-e) left? No, I don't think I (s-k-a-t-e) did. Or even worse, to get a song and my word stuck in my head at the same time. THEN I SPELL THE DARN WORD TO THE TUNE OF THE SONG! /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Please, someone, throw me in the looney bin.

Erin
*~Stressed is Desserts written backwards....Concidence? I think not!*~
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I spell words in my head when i say them... I am sure they are usually spelled wrong though :x

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http://www.catchride.com

[dublin]

Glad you ALL survived to tell the tale of the Mafia boyfriends..... /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

I had a boyfriend in college who streaked a beauty contest!!!! (the most notable of various events he did this at) /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[This message was edited by dublin on Oct. 26, 2001 at 12:29 AM.]

[ponygrl]

umm, I have a tattoo (on my neck) and my eyebrow is pierced. We be gaging the ears next week!

I'm rather OCD myself. About cleaning tack. and LIGHT SWITCHES. Up is on, down is off. More than one switch in a room and I break into a cold sweat until they're coordinated. My mom has the same issue, she helps me /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

I also add words. Yes, I correlate letters with numbers (a=1, but I can manipulate into whatever it needs to be)

I like words to be at equilibria, hopefully to somehow achieve zero. like, hmm. ace. a+c=e I dunno, I used to trail ride a lot to condition my event horses so I had a lot of time alone in the desert to think about stuff. /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Laura

[kissy]

hmmm, How about: as of this summer i know how to shoot to kill (w/ a handgun). How to disarm someone (well, just how to take a gun outta someones hands. even a big "macho " man. and it always works). AND. if a police or neone trys to spin me off the road, i know now to get out of there /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif rn't those useful skills? (i can also now do J turns, and boot legs in my car /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif)

[lilblackhorse]

ok, I admit I have a word thing too-spelling is a big deal....my kid's name is Hannah (i really got into palindromes-didn't have the heart to name the son "otto"...LOLOL)...

Sprite, I too love bagpipes and all things Scottish. I trust you have read all of Dianna Gabaldon's books...

I have never been arrested....I do admit however to being 10 minutes late to homeroom everyday for Junior year in HS because I had to watch the Little Rascals...or was it the Three Stooges..whatever it was, I got in lots of trouble. I told the Principal the class was a waste of time*G*.

I also admit to singing most of the Carpenter's song "Close to you" aloud in coscto yesterday to my husband....they had computerized piano/organ things playing totally schmaltzy music. I was loud and obnoxious and my husband tried to ditch me-people stared. It was great fun..."why do bird, suddenly appear, every time, you are near? Just like me, they long to be...close to you...."LOLOL /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

"Wherever you go-there you are!"

[Applesauce]

I am a police officer. No big secret, it says so in my profile but...

I smoked pot in high school.

I've been drunk and driven home...HOW I got home is still a mystery (this was before the badge days)

I have a lead foot and get pulled over a LOT. Luckily most of the time I'm either in uniform or am pulled over by someone I know so I don't get a ticket...even though I deserve one.

I can shoot to kill too. I also know HOW to put a car into a spin and what to do if they try to manuever out of it. *wicked grin*

And finally, I hate my job. I love the job itself but hate where I work and who I work for.

~Courtney~

[Dry Clean Only]

Fairweather will you be my new best friend? /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

My hair was once dyed in a blue and purple checkerboard pattern (I actually have a pic from a show to prove it, and no I didn't dye my hairnets to match /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif )

I love NASCAR and want to marry Dale Jr (shhh... don't tell my boyfriend!)

I got my 17 year old sister drunk at sveral parties /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif (hey she's going off to college next year, someone's gotta teach her how to be a responsible drunk!)

I skipped 2 of my three classes this week, even though I am on acedemic probation from last year /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

I love horses and horsepeople and all the horsey 'stuff' but secretly don't always enjoy riding that much

In Jr High I used to shoplift makeup and got caught /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif luckily they just told me to leave and never come back... scared the s#$t out of me and cured me of that!

I spend more time on these boards than I do studying /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Robby Johnson]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Daisycomet2000:
I am unpopular at school and i am the only person who voted myself for homecoming queen (i think i was the only one lol), but yet (not to sound conceded) everyone outside of school thinks i should be and if i do say so myself i dress very well lol. and i was the most popular girl at my old school. i hate my new school!

and almost all the guys ive dated (after i broke up w/ them) i think are gay or well gonna be /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif and i havent had a bf for a year and a day!!!! yes i counted cuz i broke up w/ my last one on my mom's bday..YESTERDAY!!! lol ill think of more later!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

xoxo,
Angie n Puzzle Pieces<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You sound *Fabulous* and I do not use the "F" word lightly.

FW - we can so be friends. I am not scared to stir up some mess when need arises!

Robby

p.s. Oops! Sorry for posting to OT at 6 a.m. Erin!

I am class President /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

--Elizabeth

[HSM]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Louise:
.....I scared myself so bad that I didn't stop running until I was safely back in the dorm, in my room, with the door tightly shut!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I feel so relieved to know this Louise!
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[FairWeather]

Didnt think anybody would post on this thread!

Here's one more from me.
I got in a bar brawl by Proxy on New Years Eve and got the shock of my life when some trashy wench decided to break a beer bottle on my head.

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Always,
FairWeather
If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. - Jack Handy

http://www.fairweather.bizland.com/entrance.html

[LaurieB]

You've definitely got my vote for Most Interesting Life. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[msj]

My cyber daughter read this board and asked me about it. It brought back a lot of memories. Like being scared shi+less that you'd have a body guard come to work with you! I can laugh about it now, but trying to figure out how to break it off with him back then was NOT amusing! /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

And Louise, I'm going to blackmail you with that tomato story! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

msj

[Duffy]

I know all about those body guards, msj!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif My then over-protective brother heard I was dating an older man who "hung out" at this particular restaurant/bar a lot and decided to pay a visit to check up on his baby sister. (I was only 18 at the time, although back then, was of legal age to drink. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif ) You should have seen my body guards converge on my brother while I fast-talked my relationship with him!

Then, the poor unknown dude who had the audacity to sit next to me and offer to buy me a drink. He was escorted outside.

This man loved feeding his pirana (sp)! I guess that should have told me something, if the body guards hadn't already! Oh, and he still had some of his lampshades covered in plastic!!! Hmmmmmm... /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

What can I say. I was sweet and naive. Hey - I still am!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[sprite]

lilblackhorse...

i LOVE diana gabaldon's books, and yes i own them all! cant wait for the next one in a couple of weeks.

and hey DryCleanOnly- hands off Dale Jr!! he's mine!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[Dry Clean Only]

Uh oh Sprite I feel a cat fight coming /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

I wish I had pics from the race I went to at Lowe's on this computer. I sat directly across from his pit stall!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Inverness]

1. I slid down a glacier sitting on a frisbee after getting really stoned at the top.

[This message was edited by Inverness on Oct. 26, 2001 at 01:37 PM.]

[Pocket Pony]

when i was a kid (6 or so) i had a banana eating contest and I think I ate about 6 bananas in a row. Now I HATE bananas.

I hate tomatoes, but I love tomato soup, tomato sauce, salsa, ketchup, etc...

Who said they associate numbers with letters? I associate colors with numbers: 3-yellow, 4-red, 6-blue, 1-white...6 (blue) +3 (yellow)=9 (green), etc...

I'm very shy and have felt like a loser my entire life. My high school career was a joke and I'll never, never, never, never go back there or go to a reunion.

I love all animals more than I even like most people.

I like the smell of skunks.

"Oh Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey! Hey Mickey!"

[Pocket Pony]

When I drive by a dead animal on the road, I hold my breath until I pass the next sign on the road.

I eat small pieces of candy in groups of 3: 3 smarties, 3 m&m's

I eat cereal for dinner

"Oh Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey! Hey Mickey!"

[Dementia 13]

I got in a bar brawl by Proxy on New Years Eve and got the shock of my life when some trashy wench decided to break a beer bottle on my head.
_____________________________-


That was me, Fairweather. Sorry!

[hoopoe]

I hate having my feet touched.

I love the smell of lumberyards.

I once contributed to starting a fire on stage at the old Seattle Rep theatre. During a performance. No my performance was not "hot". Fireworks + litter = fire.

[FairWeather]

Well, I'm sorry for taking you to court, but that ass of a judge didnt have to throw the whole thing out! That HURT dammit!

Here's another Horseshow confession.

Until Last year, I never. I mean NEVER EVER EVER
paid to see the WIHS.

Can we say, entrance ramp? I swear, you carry a piece of tack with you and all the sudden you're margie goldstein.

haha

Always,
FairWeather
If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. - Jack Handy

http://www.fairweather.bizland.com/entrance.html

[Duffy]

Oye, FairWeather! I have been razzed for years for NOT using exhibitor passes, acting like I own the place, owner, groom, etc. I have always paid - even for Hunt Night!

I think it goes back to my Senior Year in High School days, when I used to hyperventilate and not be able to enjoy the brand new McDonald's in town when talked into leaving school for lunch. Then, there was the diving into the roadside ditches when I'd hear a car coming down the road, when sneaking off camp premises to buy candy from a tiny store down the road a piece... I know - ms goody-two-shoes...Kind of hard to outgrow that one. /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[Dementia 13]

Duffy, I think you need to come out and play the next time Moesha and I are in Culpeper.

Clearly you need to be corrupted.

[FairWeather]

I've been told I give great corruption lessons. You will have to let me know when you plan to school Poor unsuspecting Duffy.

Always,
FairWeather
If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. - Jack Handy

http://www.fairweather.bizland.com/entrance.html

[Pixie Dust]

I can totally relate.

I don't even jay walk....always use the cross walk. It's the German in me.

[Pixie Dust]

and that's that I have NEVER hooked school, cut class, whatever you call it now. (High school, not college, I cut class out the wazoo at college.)
Betsy

[Duffy]

I shall look forward to my continuing corruption education. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I believe I've made giant strides in some areas, don't you think? But, I know I have not in many other ways...sigh...sniff...However, it will be fun to try to be more evil!!!

Muchos gracias to my fellow BB'ers for volunteering to further my education. DMK and others far away can only do so much, given their geographical location. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Duffy]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by bgoosewood:
and that's that I have NEVER hooked school, cut class, whatever you call it now. (High school, not college, I cut class out the wazoo at college.)
Betsy<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


OMG - talk about alike!!! LOLOL /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I used to leave the school premises for lunch when I had STUDY HALL during lunch time!!! And, being National Honor Society, etc., I was not confined to the actual study hall for that period... Ooooh - wait. One time I skipped the first 20 minutes of Art during senior year, because an out-of-town previous graduate was visiting during lunch time only. How SICK am I???

Ahh yes... I DID skip a few classes while at college... /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Ok - here's another dating one... I dated a substitute teacher when I was still in high school. One of my best friend's mothers was NOT happy when I delivered her (safely, since I wasn't drinking - natch! /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif ) home after she imbibed a bit too much at a party at said teacher's summer rental house on the beach...

[N&B&T]

As a child (this would be about six to ten):

I bit my dentist's finger nearly to the bone when he tried to give me Novacaine--I thought he was going to plunge that huge needle (this was a while back, a few of you will remember) to the hilt in my jawbone. I wasn't having any of it and fought back where he was vulnerable! (Unfortunately, the net result was that I had all my fillings done with no Novacaine. OW! but no needle... /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif )

Whenever I hurt myself playing, I would run at full tilt as long as possible, figuring I could leave the pain behind if I ran fast enough. (Someone told me racehorses sometimes do this; makes sense to me... /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif )

I used to lay on my back in our yard and think about the fact that the sky could just as well be considered below me as above me and that only gravity was preventing me from falling into the sky and then into outer space! Pretty scary, try it sometime! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif I would try to hold on to the grass with my fingers and toes just in case gravity failed just at that moment... /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif )

[LittleWitch]

When I was a teenager I bit my orthodontist (I was not happy about getting braces).

Another one: I cannot go through a fast food drive-thru because it makes me laugh hysterically and then I cannot get my order out. My sister is the same way.

[Daisycomet2000]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ErinB:
Quote:

Hmmm what else? Oh yeah, I'm afraid to throw up. Like really afraid. Haven't done it since I was 6 and to be quite frank, I think I'd sooner jump off a building! Can't stand to see others do it either- might render me childless (the little creatures puke if you look at them funny), and I certainly don't do parties! /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i hate throwing up!!! i like never get sick anymore tho ive prolly thrown up once in like 5 years!!! and when opther ppl puke i start freaking out
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xoxo,
Angie n Puzzle Pieces

[N&B&T]

At least I had the excuse of being a child, lol /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[vineyridge]

I burned down a cotton house with 500 pounds of cotton when I was five smoking.

I got suspended from boarding school for smoking.

I still smoke.

I went to a benefit ball for the Oxford University Polo Club with Bill Clinton. Afterwards, a group smoked hashish (no, I don't remember if he inhaled), and Clinton played the sax and Strobe Talbot played the guitar.

My first cousin was a Playboy bunny, who trained the bunnies for the Montreal club for the world's fair.

Today I found out that I am officially crazy.

[Fred]

Ha - I USED to have an interesting life! /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif - sometimes it seems so far away and long ago,that even I think I must have made it up. /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif Now, I'm sitting here in mismatched pyjamas, my husband's odd socks and a paint splattered sweatshirt, Friday night - reading a BB... having just been knocked down by an avalanch of bales in my hay mow, just rolled 5 round bales into paddocks, fed 16 horses, all in a howling windstorm, with the tarp on my shavings pile blowing off....
Vineyridge - tell us now, in private of course, did you sleep with Bill Clinton? Has anyone on this BB? (statistically, you'd think someone must have!!) Enquiring minds want to know!
This thread has been so funny, weird and touching..Daisy, that's the saddest thing I've ever heard, being the only person to vote for yourself as homecoming queen.. your post made me laugh and cry all at once..
and I thought I was obsessive/compulsive, ... heeheeheehee
and Heidi - I think we need more details on Penthouse/Norman Mailer. /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[Lil]

I like to stalk people's houses (like my husband's ex, etc) when I'm driving a demo from my husband's dealership.

[brilyntrip]

I have ever ever read on COTH !!!NP FISHER I really like yours a lot!!!
So here goes I too hate throwing up and luckily hardly ever get stomach viruses.
I'm obsessive about where the dishes and silverware go when they are clean !! My family needless to say just doesnt understand why it matters so much!
I hate it when people spell words wrong!!!IT makes me CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
here is the worst .. I hate tomatoes but love tomato soup and catsup.If there are pieces of tomato in any sauce or meal served to me I have to pick the pieces out (politely ) with my fork.

[lilblackhorse]

with this thread than anything I have read anywhere.....I have to say that there are many of you whom I would like to get to know better, and wouldn't it be a hoot to get together-god, if you all are half as crazy as you sound, it sure would be a fun get together, eh? /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

"Wherever you go-there you are!"

[Multiple Choice]

I put a pencil in a microwave (with a few friends) in 7th grade...not exactly sure why...but the dern thing cought on fire, and we got in a smidgen of trouble! /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

*Sarah Beth*

[FairWeather]

i'm glad you all enjoyed my thread /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
I enjoyed it too! I'm just happy and amazed that everyone else joined in!

As it stands, I just returned from a very funny night at WIHS and have waaayyy too many things to add here.
I wont add them, as it could incriminate me.

I will, however, not take credit for whatever pictures end up with Ken Kraus. Moesha made me do it!.
i didnt do it.
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Always,
FairWeather
If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. - Jack Handy

http://www.fairweather.bizland.com/entrance.html

[This message was edited by FairWeather on Oct. 27, 2001 at 08:40 AM.]

[HelenD]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by vineyridge:
Today I found out that I am officially crazy.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

How exactly? No formal ceremony or anything I hope.

I mean, I know I'm touched but I wouldn't want an official seal on my forehead or anything. It's more fun to surprise folks with it when they don't expect it. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[vineyridge]

Got notified that I was awarded social security disability, which down here is called a "crazy check."

There is no brand on my forehead; and since it's harvest time, which is like Christmas to farmers, the season has me quite normal.

About Clinton: I was visiting one of his best friends, a former boyfriend, so Clinton didn't hit on me. I hope that's why; not that I was so unattractive he wouldn't even try. But I did sleep in his bed.

[*Bounce*]

Here's a wacko one for you...

You know those cookies that you break apart and bake? Well my friend and I only wanted 2, not the whole thing so we put them in the toaster oven and it set on fire. Haven't tried to bake cookies since /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

*Alexa*

[Red]

Ok, let me start by apologizing to any golfers out there that this admission might offend! It was done in the heyday of my youth. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

One day as I was riding past the Country Club golf course down the street, I noticed the pristine green lovliness of the putting green and decided that it looked too inviting to pass up!

So, I jumped my partner in crime Nick over the hedge and proceeded to gallop merrily across the golf course, with visions of International Velvet floating in my mind.

Needless to say, the patrons of the Country Club failed to see the glory in my solo steeplechasing adventure and tried to catch me in their golfcarts.

Just picture, galloping through the golf course, dodging golf balls and sandtraps, with a line of swerving golfcarts behind you like an episode of the Dukes of Hazard!!

Thank goodness I was never caught!! Although I still eye golf courses with a look of hunger /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[ErinB]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Just picture, galloping through the golf course, dodging golf balls and sandtraps, with a line of swerving golfcarts behind you like an episode of the Dukes of Hazard!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

ROTFL!!!

So many people afraid to puke, too. Who would've known... /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

~Erin
Be alert. The world needs more lerts.

[Janet]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>When I was a teenager I bit my orthodontist (I was not happy about getting braces).
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I threw up on MY orthodontist.

I DID warn him that I had a strong gag reflex.

[SusieB]

I punched the anesthesiologist (sp?) when they tried to put the thingie (you breathe the air that puts you to sleep)on the my face, when I had surgery on my legs. I was like six. I don't remember it, but my mom swears i did!

Everybody thinks I am really nice and sweet!

Member of the Invisible Clique!

[ErinB]

LOL on that subject, when "coming out of it" after a dental operation, I smiled and waved at the dentist and told him "night night." /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

And yep, I also bit my former orthodontist.

~Erin
Be alert. The world needs more lerts.