Colin's Love Triangle

[VTrider]

Who should Colin end up with? View the selections and then cast your vote...

[VTrider]

Who should Colin end up with? View the selections and then cast your vote...

[Duffy]

Oh, come on, there HAVE to be more choices that those!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[VTrider]

Moesha

[VTrider]

The man who shows up in her dreams.

[Duffy]

What does the pinky pointing downward mean??? /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[Moesha]

You forgot the Sea Urchin!

[jsg24]

Oh VTRider. The choices are too good for me. How can I be expected to select just one? Colin is a woman of MANY talents. I think she can handle all 3.

[Moesha]

IHSA Coach and Towson I think you all are talking about Sea Urchin? He is the one now renting a room in South Portsmouth with Helgamuttu his new love!

He was the one who tried to pursue Colin, but he kept tripping over the platform shoes he had to wear to be head level with her waist! She finally got tired of dating a man whose only claim to fame was a call back for the lolipop guild scence in the Wizard of Oz.

[Colin]

I take a quick nap in the breast feeding room, and here's what I come back to?

Moesha, why ISN'T that picture of the love of my life clearer???

Will the former fiance' haunt me forever??? After all, it was when he realized he couldn't have me that he simply gave up on women!!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

"If you can't beat 'em with brains, beat 'em with bullshit!"
- Tommy Serio, 2001

[Colin]

I'm far too cute! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Just ask my buddy Sea Urchin! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

And precious Moesha /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

"If you can't beat 'em with brains, beat 'em with bullshit!"
- Tommy Serio, 2001

[Heidi]

Colin, what pray tell were you doing in the breast feeding room? /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[Colin]

Complete with a couch and blanket!

I sack out there for about an hour every day - use the good ole' cell phone for an alarm clock!!!!

(My lunch break, thank you very much!!) LOL!

"If you can't beat 'em with brains, beat 'em with bullshit!"
- Tommy Serio, 2001

[VTrider]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Moesha:

He was the one who tried to pursue Colin, but he kept tripping over the platform shoes he had to wear to be head level with her waist! She finally got tired of dating a man whose only claim to fame was a call back for the lolipop guild scence in the Wizard of Oz.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Tears are streaming out of my eyes at a rapid rate of speed! Moesha - you are a genius...I think I am going to puke from laughing so hard!!!

[Colin]

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The finger pointing down MUST mean something special, Duffy...I'm CERTAIN of it! LOL! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

"If you can't beat 'em with brains, beat 'em with bullshit!"
- Tommy Serio, 2001

[Colin]

Didn't you see how well I was sitting??? And so close to him too!!!! Maybe I should have panted??? /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

"If you can't beat 'em with brains, beat 'em with bullshit!"
- Tommy Serio, 2001

[creseida]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jsg24:
Oh VTRider. The choices are too good for me. How can I be expected to select just one? Colin is a woman of MANY talents. I think she can handle all 3.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Besides, in Utah, aren't they allowed to have more than one?

I don't think the list is long enough...
Add:
Sea Urchin
George Morris
Alex Trebek

I'm sure there are a few more on The List... /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

What I do, I do for my horse, and thus I do for myself~me

[davidgud - equestrian jihad]

Colin . . .

You don't know me and normally I don't look at these inside crowd jokes I don't understand anyway . . .

Nevertheless, one must make exceptions . . .

So anyway . . .

If that is you on the left hand side in the "Turan and Betsy" picture of Vermont Rider - (girl and guy dork), . . .if that is you, then I just want to say - I'm really impressed - I think you look pretty hot. How tall are you anyway??

David Gud. the rider

(one of the few heterosexual single male riders on the Planet . . .) /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

DG/Seoul

[VTrider]

Welcome! Glad to see someone with personality on these boards!!

I am afraid I have to be the bearer of bad news.

See Picture 1? That's is Colin's first and only love. All of Colin's undying love goes to that man.

But there is light at the end of this tunnel. Colin has never been one to give 100% of her attention to one man...so why don't you post a picture of yourself...I am sure she would have some room in her stone cold heart for you /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[Colin]

I am especially cute, I must say! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

It's so good to know that there is a straight man out there! /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Thank you ever so much for joining the Colin fan club! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

"If you can't beat 'em with brains, beat 'em with bullshit!"
- Tommy Serio, 2001

[VTrider]

Your COLIN FAN CLUB number is: 00000000000001

[Duffy]

She's even retained some of her southern drawl for your listening pleasure! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[VTrider]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Duffy:
She's even retained _some_ of her southern drawl for your listening pleasure! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Tell me about it....

PKaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay would neeeeeeeeeeeeeever stop.
PKaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay would neeeeeeeeeever spook.
PKaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay could loooooooope down those lines!

/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Colin]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by VTrider:
Your COLIN FAN CLUB number is: 00000000000001<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

VT - I thought that was YOUR NUMBER????? LOL!
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"If you can't beat 'em with brains, beat 'em with bullshit!"
- Tommy Serio, 2001

[Duffy]

The above was somewhat alcohol enhanced... /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[VTrider]

I am member to MANY MALE Fan Clubs....

[slugger]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Tell me about it....

PKaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay would neeeeeeeeeeeeeever stop.
PKaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay would neeeeeeeeeever spook.
PKaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay could loooooooope down those lines!

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

The way we heard it up North, that charming drawl was, "Ooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, giiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrlllllllllllfriend!!" Fortunately, my trainer drinks wine too. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Colin]

OMG! OMG! Slugger...you are bringing back drunken memories! I will never be able to face your trainer!!! Never ever !!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

"If you can't beat 'em with brains, beat 'em with bullshit!"
- Tommy Serio, 2001

[slugger]

Colin, a barn that has among its many mottos "Pride and joy and [deleted] - thats what makes our barn the best!" is hardly going to hold it against you. /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif You should be worried that trainer will recruit you! /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[This message was edited by Weatherford on Oct. 11, 2001 at 11:22 PM.]

[Colin]

I would be a fine recruit!!!! LOLOL! Promise! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

"If you can't beat 'em with brains, beat 'em with bullshit!"
- Tommy Serio, 2001

[Kennett Square]

Slugger, Slugger,

You Frisky thing you!! How do I join the your barn? Do you have to actually show or just own a horse? Actually I think I have an "in" since I have a smidge of insider knowledge on the Fabulous Mr.SS who's been riding your horse. Does that count too??? Or do I have to go through all the red tape and appropriate channels? I do have two horses friends that are lawyers and can/will vouch for my character!! Please send the enrollment form ASAP. Also I know Colin and have been at several events where she's been the entertainment, is that a plus too?

Many thanks for your time and consideration!!
Sincerely,
Kennett Square

[Colin]

I am anxiously awaiting you!!!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

"If you can't beat 'em with brains, beat 'em with bullshit!"
- Tommy Serio, 2001

[slugger]

Having had the honor of meeting you and enjoying your charming wit, I can say unequivocally that you're a shoe in! We shall bypass the red tape and common channels for lady such as yourself. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I will speak to the powers that be on your behalf. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif (Bring gossip and booze!)

[Kennett Square]

Slugger,

many thanks for by passing the formal process. When are you coming to the MCI center for Washington? we can inbibe and graciously discuss others at that time. I EAGERLY look forward to such a fine classy night out!!! LOL. Should we invite the lawyers? Or let them speculate as to what we were conversing about over empty bottles and heads together giggling and pointing......

[Colin]

I suggest you start practicing the barn moto at once! /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

"If you can't beat 'em with brains, beat 'em with bullshit!"
- Tommy Serio, 2001

[slugger]

Weatherford, as a gesture of good faith I have deleted this post in its entirety. My apologies to all who were offended-

[This message was edited by slugger on Oct. 12, 2001 at 01:59 AM.]

[JumpTheMoon]

I thought this was a PG rated board about horses?

[davidgud - equestrian jihad]

Fairest Colin, most beautiful Colin, the Goddess of Utah and the Middleburg Classic . . .

You are comely and shapely, a veritable brunette pearl among pearls in a vast sea of bleach blonde 2 foot division California wannabes . . .

As I slipped into my sleep last night, I could hear my voice calling "Colin, Colin, Colin . . ."

I could hear my voice calling "Kill George Morris, kill George Morris, kill Alex Trebek . . .

(Er: You want to go after GEORGE MORRIS?? What is this?? - are you up for the Hap Hansen award for the Ultimate Beautiful Girl Rider Challenge??
If you seduce George and Fargis do you get double points in the Seductress Sweepstakes????)

And I find myself in a supplication to God almighty:

Please God, give this beautiful Utah Girl a Virginia accent . . . or close enough . . . I'll never know the difference anyway, once I get sight of her beautiful tresses and shapely derriere (inflicted via sitting trot without stirrups, for hours on end, by German Dressage coach sadists . . .)

Dearest Colin . . . /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[Heidi]

Dearest David,

The urge to puke is as great as if I'd eaten a heaping bowl of ten year-old kimchee. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Not that Colin isn't swell in her own kind of way -- but I suffer no doubt that I could take her on in a joust astride a three-legged mule. With my hands tied behind my back. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Slugger, oh goodness, my sweet dear. If I may just add, unlike Christmas presents, sometimes it's better to receive than to give. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

BTW, please note attached. Ain't I grand? So much better and blessedly more charming than napping-in-the-nursing-room Colin? Haven't a clue who that guy is, though. Must be a gate crasher.

[This message was edited by heidi-ugh on Oct. 11, 2001 at 10:16 PM.]

[creseida]

My heartfelt sympathies to Sea Urchin

He who hath been cast aside in favour of some cheap AA wannabe without a second thought... /infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

Poor, Poor Sea Urchin...abandoned by the love of his life. First a quickie with Moesha at Middleburg, and now... HIM /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Colin, you ruthless, heartless swine! /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

What I do, I do for my horse, and thus I do for myself~me

[VTrider]

TS is going to be crushed /infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

Slugger - some people on this board need to live a little. If they didn't like, they could've ignored it /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Colin]

Oh, Heidi.....why waste your time posting pictures of yourself??? David's heart is set on COLIN....the mighty and beautiful! You should not even TRY To compete with ME!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

"If you can't beat 'em with brains, beat 'em with bullshit!"
- Tommy Serio, 2001

[Colin]

LOLOLOL!

"If you can't beat 'em with brains, beat 'em with bullshit!"
- Tommy Serio, 2001

[davidgud - equestrian jihad]

Fairest and most beautiful Colin . . .

If you'll be in Indio in Jan., Feb., or March, I will come . . . I will hold your horse . . . I will get up at 4:00 am and braid for you, I will assasinate Sea Urchin for you (in cold blood) if he has "done you wrong", hell I might even join the Mormon Tabernacle Choir . . .

Goddess Colin does not have to BRIBE DavidGud for compliments - one look at her beautiful hair and goddess like legs (cept when she's been kicked), are enough for me . . .

Davidgud the infatuated admirer

PS:
Yes, horseshow Myrtles, I am a boy who can braid believe it or not - I grew tired as a teenager at the continual prospect of being blackmailed by my sister over the braid issue, because I had "offended her" or something. So I spent hours and hours (and weeks and weeks in the case of tails) - swearing and sputtering with a copy of "Grooming to Win" perched on the crosstie rack.

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[Colin]

What a fabulous idea, Dear David! No need to wake up early to braid for me.....you will need your sleep!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Poor Sea Urchin....he is so sad... /infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif but I simply can not put up with it any longer! When IS the last time he jogged in the adults??? /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Oh VT....fear not....TS has others to play with. He will be fine.

Precious David NEEDS Colin! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif I will post a picture of Us for all to admire very soon! /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

"If you can't beat 'em with brains, beat 'em with bullshit!"
- Tommy Serio, 2001

[This message was edited by Colin on Oct. 12, 2001 at 01:22 PM.]

[Colin]

Colin and David together....plotting Sea Urchin's demise and their trip to Indio to train with yet another bald man!

"If you can't beat 'em with brains, beat 'em with bullshit!"
- Tommy Serio, 2001

[Heidi]

Oh, poor, sweet Colin. How difficult it must be when the man's pecs are more defined than one's own. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Colin]

HEIDI! I just so happened to be a perfect B Cup, thank you very much! Quite perky, too...if I don't say so myself! I've heard about those asian women, though......FLAT FLAT FLAT FLAT FLAT!!!!!!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

"If you can't beat 'em with brains, beat 'em with bullshit!"
- Tommy Serio, 2001

[Heidi]

Exactly, Colin. That's why I had to turn down Jair's marriage proposal - wouldn't want to be upstaged by his mighty pecs. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

BTW, 'David's pecs look a tad larger than your perky B's. Perhaps I should auction off my inflatable bra from France, just for you, and all in the name of a good cause... /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Colin]

Oh, what a LOVELY gesture, Heidi! I'm sure David will appreciate the bra as much as I will!!

Is it the same bra that VTRider is wearing in the attached picture? If so, I may not need quite that much.... /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

"If you can't beat 'em with brains, beat 'em with bullshit!"
- Tommy Serio, 2001

[MAD]

Colin:

David's words are beautiful indeed, and even this hardened New Yorker could fall for them; however, if he can braid as he says, I think he should be able to post a picture of himself.

Are you sure that picture in your press release is the real David?

[Colin]

I will post additional David pictures soon....as soon as I get the inflatable bra from Heidi....we are SOOOOOO Cute! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

"If you can't beat 'em with brains, beat 'em with bullshit!"
- Tommy Serio, 2001

[davidgud - equestrian jihad]

My Gawd, Heavens to Betsy . . .

This is what happens when you have a bunch of people in different time zones communicating with each other (and one of em - moi - is 13 to 16 hours ahead of everyone else . . .)

I wake up from my manly beauty sleep. I turn on my computer and discover the main war being waged during the Seoul nighttime (among the women folk), is over bra size and pectorials . . .

Well . . .

Ok, tomorrow is Sunday (it's now Saturday in Seoul). I PROMISE I will find a decent picture of myself among my stuff at home and post it.
First I will ask Kinkos to do some touching up (yes Myrtle, we do have Kinkos here)

I'm doing this to protect myself - before my dearest love - Colin - posts anymore "Pictorial/Pectorial" Disinformation . . .

Yes, I do cycle an awful lot, yes I do run a lot, yes I do lift weights (clang clang, big deal) - but my gawd - there's going to have to be a major upgrade in the wt. workouts to get up to Colin's expected male aesthetic standards I think.

Heidi, I'm very sorry (me-ahn hamnida) that the alleged power of my romantic prose makes you want to upchuck 10 year old pickled cabbage . . . .

Hmmmm . . .

I like your emphasis on the number "10" Heidi - because it reminds me of something . . . it reminds me that I know 10 year olds who have been riding longer than you have . . . (!)

I am VERY VERY sorry for threatening to kill "George Morris" and "Alex Trebek"

You see, when I saw on an earlier post that my dearest loveliest Colin also loves George Morris and Alex Trebek - I thought this meant the REAL George Morris (Mr. happy Hunterdon guy) and the REAL Mr. Jeopardy guy . . .

(By the way, the real Mr. Trebek is from Winnipeg. Some American grand prix Girl - one of the real Mr. Morris's clones - named her jumper "Winnipeg" . . . why I ask you, would anyone name their horse "Winnipeg"??? I mean if you want to see what the world would look like after a nuclear war, just go to Winnipeg, Manitoba. Manitoba totally sucks man - especially when Kachoo is trying to get her horse past the rabbit exhibition . . .)

Anyway, I am really really sorry for my assassination threats - I only meant to kill the real Mr. Morris and the real Mr. Trebek - you see it's much more socially acceptable in America to assassinate celebrities than normal people. You get book deals for one thing. You get free drinks from some of Morris's former pupils . . .

My Faustian covenant with dearest most beautiful Colin still stands however . . . in return for endless "good cheer" and agreeing to apply a razor to all of Sea Urchin's girths at Indio, Colin promises me her soul . . .

If she doesn't want to give her soul, I'll settle for se- , well never mind . . . /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Colin's admirer in Seoul

[Palisades]

Allow me to point out that the amusing David is from Canada- perhaps he is a mountie? /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

And David, I must agree wholeheartedly with your Winnepeg comments; having spent 3 hours at the gowawful "tourist location" when the river runs in two different direction, I've decided that watching water flow is a close second to watching hoof oil dry (in "the most boring activity known to man" contest). Never again will I venture into a province where the closest thing they have to hills are the round haybales in their fields.

[JumpTheMoon]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Palisades:
Allow me to point out that the amusing David is from Canada- perhaps he is a mountie? /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

And David, I must agree wholeheartedly with your Winnepeg comments; having spent 3 hours at the gowawful "tourist location" when the river runs in two different direction, I've decided that watching water flow is a close second to watching hoof oil dry (in "the most boring activity known to man" contest). Never again will I venture into a province where the closest thing they have to hills are the round haybales in their fields.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

This coming from a girl who likes to clean out her LOCKER in her spare time?! David- be careful with her words! They may sound well thought out, but I can bet her mom probably wrote them for her! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif She loved it in Winnipeg. Infact, if it weren't for me, she would have never returned! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[SimpsoMatt]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by davidgud - equestrian jihad:
I mean if you want to see what the world would look like after a nuclear war, just go to Winnipeg, Manitoba. Manitoba totally sucks man -<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hey .. I've been to Winnipeg .. spent a night in their airport. Maybe you're being a little harsh ... I mean sure it's not the most exciting place in the world.. but Canada has lots of territory far more deserving of the nuclear wasteland description. I spent 2 summers in Saskatchewan, outside of Saskatoon. Talk about desolate .. even being the home of Joni Mitchell isn't enough to redeem it.

[MAD]

Forget Colin's love triangle,

Let's hear more about VT's dreams...

[Colin]

I can't remember the last time I've had a studly admirer from across the world!!! LOL! Oh....hoping this thread last a very long time! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

"If you can't beat 'em with brains, beat 'em with bullshit!"
- Tommy Serio, 2001

[MAD]

Colin, forgive me for discounting your 'a trois'.

In fact, where is David and his as promised picture?

[VTrider]

This is a PG board and my dreams are a little X-rated /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[Colin]

I am quite certain we will receive a David photo soon! Jealous monsters!!!!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

"If you can't beat 'em with brains, beat 'em with bullshit!"
- Tommy Serio, 2001

[Duffy]

Still waiting with baited breath, eh Colin? /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[MAD]

uhm, Colin...it is like next month in Seoul already...

Maybe Sea Urchin is looking good again?

[Colin]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MAD:
uhm, Colin...it is like next month in Seoul already...

Maybe Sea Urchin is looking good again?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'll be puking right along with Heidi on that note....LOLOLOL!

Please, ladies....PLEASE....I beg of you...allow me to enjoy this courtship! A romantic meeting at Indio....I can hardly wait!

Pete better get well fast, eh????
/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif And then I better figure out how to ride him even faster! /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

"If you can't beat 'em with brains, beat 'em with bullshit!"
- Tommy Serio, 2001

[Heidi]

Poor, poor Colin. Given the lack of evidence to prove otherwise, methinks that this Davidgud phantom is Colin's alter, an assumed identity with which to break up the boredom of her days, something to rouse her out of her naps in the breastfeeding room.

Perhaps you'd like to venture over to play with Sumo, Colin - he has, ahem, 'imaginary' friends, too. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[Colin]

I promise! I have not completely lost it....yet.....

Oh David...you must post and redeem my stellar reputation on this BB!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

"If you can't beat 'em with brains, beat 'em with bullshit!"
- Tommy Serio, 2001

You never have gotten over me, have you? And no, this is not Carleton Brooks or Pam Baker. In my name, we could substitute "Trainer" with "Sex Slave"

[Colin]

HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just SCREAMED really loud! /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

YIPES! Ya'all are LUCKY I'm all the way in Utah! /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

"If you can't beat 'em with brains, beat 'em with bullshit!"
- Tommy Serio, 2001

[Heidi]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Ya'all are LUCKY I'm all the way in Utah! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

And I thank my luck stars every day. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Colin, you losing it? Should Nurse Cratchit fetch the strait jacket?

[Moesha]

What on Earth is going on here?

You are such a has-been. Don't know why I ever coached you - in gymnastics. You were always pretty good at the floor exercises though.

[Heidi]

Yes, but I heard that Moesha kept falling off the balance beam. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Than he did on the bars.

[Heidi]

Don't know, that's not what the Latvian judge told me.

I'm glad to see, though, that Moesha's having better luck sticking his dismounts.

but that pommel horse can really be cumbersome for him at times. We use to practice day and night to get the swing of that thing!

[Colin]

The thought of My Former Trainer and Moesha together is traumatizing! /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

"If you can't beat 'em with brains, beat 'em with bullshit!"
- Tommy Serio, 2001

[davidgud - equestrian jihad]

Dear Diary . . .

Well its been another few stellar days on the COTH Website . . . Heidi, the Korean-Canadian paragon of "virtue" and her newfound friends and thugs from Virginia are engaged in vicious character assassination of the ultra beautiful and ultra equestrian talent, the fairest, most voluptuous Colin . . . the Toronto and Virginia scallywags also seem to think I am some sort of phantom or something.

Fortunately I teach English at the FSS in Seoul - this is the much feared "Financial Supervisory Service" - these guys overlook all the financial dealings in and out of Korea involving Koreans . . .

I gave the FSS a copy of the 10 year old picture of Heidi (there's that number 10 again) to the FSS and said, "go investigate . . ."

Well . . .

I finally figured out why "Heidi" calls herself "Heidi" instead of "Jung Sue" or "Heung Eun" or some other perfectly respectable Korean girl name . . . I mean "Heidi" . . . a Swiss name . . . blonde girls in pigtails . . .

. . . It turns out that in Zurich, at a certain "Helvation Savings and Loan" - therer is a Swiss Bank account with 5 million U.S. dollars absconded from hardworking Korean Widows and one legged orphans by Miss Fagan herself -our fast talking, fast account moving, wise cracking Kyopo, sometime Korean riding girl . . . (5 years in riding Heidi?? Congratulations - soon you'll qualify for junior equitation against my 12 year old niece . . .)

I am very grateful to the FSS for this information and for giving it to me before Heidi offered to bribe them . . .

Apart from that, it was a very busy weekend for me; I spent Sunday morning in Church and after that, on my very favourite website: BlondeMormonBabesintheTackRoom.com

The Canadian Equestrian Federation has ordered me to write letters of apology to them for calling their fearless leaders "a bunch of minature, follically challenged eunichs" over the Lamaze issue. They're also apparently extrememly upset about my letters to the Calgary Herald and Edmonton Journal suggesting we turn off the oil supplies to Ontario and letting the CEF buttheads in Toronto and Ottawa freeze in the dark until they stop picking fights with "our boy" Ron Southern.

I have also been ordered to write an article on George Morris's favourite topic: "Why I love the U.S. Army . . ."

The Korean and Canadian police have also ordered me not to open any envelopes I may receive from the Winnipeg Chamber of Commerce.

Goddess Colin (and the rest of you scalywags) will be getting a picture of me very soon. Pray that you do not find me in Toronto or hunt country of the Confederacy anytime soon . . .

David the Bemused . . .

(I'm taller than you are, I'm better looking than you are . . . I ride better than you do . . . any questions??????????????)

David "Puff Daddy" Gud /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[Heidi]

Dearest DavidColingud,

To quoteth my darling Oma, "naw, meechawsaw"?

Allow me to translate dearness, as it's achingly clear that you are most likely a lifer in a federal pen and not, in fact, some swave and deboner west coast flake teaching rich Koreans to pronounce Herm Sprenger, by quoting my beloved bubbe Edith, whose only crime was to wish me a fine marriage to a dentist, "oye, mumula, you're fukuckta".

Yes, there was some dissent whence I decided to dip into the Swiss funds. But really, why would a one-legged orphan be in need of a new pair of Dolce and Gabbana trousers? Surely, my resplendent two-legged self, full of evangelical fashion-zeal, is more deserving of sequined pantaloons? I'd also remind you that I am but continuing a fine Korean tradition of corruption-cum-honour.

I am, though, fully prepared to forgive you your errors as I know that you know not what you do - why you have a veritable Osmond family in your head, all of whom are singing, "Paper Roses" off key.

Please turn yourself in before the bounty hunters, comprised of your despised enemies Gorge Morris and Eric Lamuse, capture you and throw you to the ground like the hog-tied Holstein that you truly are. At the very least sweet boy, I'd like to sign off knowing that no animals were harmed during the composition of this sage post.

Nurse!

[This message was edited by heidi-ugh on Oct. 16, 2001 at 10:37 PM.]

[MAD]

Posted by Kachoo (H/J Forum):

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>The highlight of the show was Friday's Beaver Drilling Puissance, which somehow turned into the first "Strip Puissance" I'd ever heard of. Although no one HAD to do it, riders were instructed to remove an article of clothing every time they cleared the huge wall. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

DavidGud-why weren't you there? With your mighty pecs I am sure that Kachoo would have written a glowing/firsthand account for all of us.

[Duffy]

David! You had better NOT be referring to moi there!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[VTrider]

Please contact me so that I can put a "Mr. VTrider Candidate" application in the mail to you at once.

There are some other worldly men in the running - but you have a good chance.

The deadline is tomorrow, but I will extend that deadline a fw days...just for you.

Thank you for your interest, I will let you know the application results ASAP.

[Moesha]

I am going mad! What on Earth is all of this nonsense! David you should not attack a young lady like Heidi if you were chivalous at all you would argue in a Gentalmenly fashion with her over your disagreements.

As for you and Colin, what lifestyle can you provide her with so that she would be happily encouraged by her family and friends to be courted by you? Yes you seem to be a man of information and great skill, but does your income afford a life for Colin to which she would thrive in? Tell us of your Family and your history so we may be more at ease with the thought of our friend's interest in you?

[Miniwelsh]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by VTrider:
Please contact me so that I can put a "Mr. VTrider Candidate" application in the mail to you at once.

There are some other worldly men in the running - but you have a good chance.

The deadline is tomorrow, but I will extend that deadline a fw days...just for you.

Thank you for your interest, I will let you know the application results ASAP.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Is this the same country gal who was pulled over for speeding to visit her beloved just a few short months ago??? Is this the same country gal who was self described as "in heat" for her man??

Did this Virginia cop spoil the relationship to the point of no return????

*Behind every good woman lies a trail of men*

[Colin]

....and the object of such affection and attention! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Colin is very, very happy!!! David is such a wonderfully perfect specimen!!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

He has already filled out the application and has been accepted 100%!

I will be shipping him back to the States soon to join me in my escapades at Indio /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

BTW, SU.....David has the most beautiful hair! I will definitely be "showing him off" to my "former trainers"! LOLOL! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

"If you can't beat 'em with brains, beat 'em with bullshit!"
- Tommy Serio, 2001

[Moesha]

What application?

What are his prospects? His Family could be pirates for all we know!

Colin I urge you as any good friend and confidant, please do not make a hasty decision.....and not to seem so unhappy about this sudden romance...but aren't you forgetting a certain husband?

[JumpTheMoon]

Doesn't a love triangle involve THREE people? So, Colin, who is the third person here?

[Miniwelsh]

the real Mr. Colin...

*Behind every good woman lies a trail of men*

[JumpTheMoon]

He is quite the catch, Colin!

[Miniwelsh]

There is always room for a man with a sense of humor who can laugh in the face of tragedy. Plus, he and Colin like the same brand of beer.

Stick with the one you have Collin. This David sounds like a phony to moi...

*Behind every good woman lies a trail of men*

[davidgud - equestrian jihad]

Sigh, Sigh, Sigh, Sigh, Sigh, Sigh . . .

The rabbits seem to be out of their cages once again on the COTH board . . .

I will deal with all of your silly "concerns" (ie; self interests) in the next day or so . . .


I think most of the women of the fair Confederacy of Virginia are very charming, very fair, very beautiful and of course, have those wonderful accents . . . of course some of the fair women of Virginia can be quite gruesome toward males "they doubt", can't they?? I mean many a Union soldier got a knife in his gullet from many a Virginia damsel . . .

Don't worry about your height Moesha - some girls like short men . . . not many, but some . . .


Oh Moesha, Oh MiniWelsh . . .

The time for slapping mosquitos is almost at hand . . .


David the Humble but handsome . . .
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[slugger]

When it's late in the evening, no light and no sound
Mind is on empty, defenses are down
I'll shut my eyes to an ocean of blue
And run to you
I'll run to you


My bow bounces over the foamy white crest
I'll hold fast the tiller and pray for the best
And when the storm smashes my raft of bamboo
I'll run to you
I'll run to you


And all the emotions and thoughts in my brain
Are an army of soldiers camped out on the plain
They're sleeping in the sun
And the soldiers in the army are tired and slow
You can set them all up in a row
And see how they run


The fisherman wakes at the first light of day
He casts out his nets in the calm of the bay
And when he gets lonely in his tiny canoe
He'll run to you
He runs to you

The captain is losing his taste for command
He slaps at mosquitoes with the palm of his hand
His uniform's dirty, his report's overdue
So he runs to you
He runs to you

And all of my dreams and desires for more
Are a navy of sailors washed up on the shore
they're sleeping in the sun
And the sailors in the navy are tired and slow
You can set them all up in a row
And see how they run

And all of my clumsy attempts to explain
Are a poor ragtag army marching home in the rain
You can shoot them one by one
And the soldiers in the army are tired and slow
You can set them all up in a row
And see how they run

(Lo Faber; "Run To You")

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[Colin]

Vision:

Colin and Slugger at Washington. Muffin wins a class. Colin and Slugger get dressed to the hilt. Go out. Blow all the men's minds. Have cocktails, get rowdie, get a little wild.

Call Sea Urchin, VtRider, and Moesha on the company cell phone. Detect serious jealously....consolidate funds and ship them in for a SECOND NIGHT of wild antics!

Buy a laptop on the corporate credit card. Post a five-some ruthless thread that has Erin in tears immediately.

Fly David in from Seoul....take pictures....send to ETBW for editing, and then the trouble begins!

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"If you can't beat 'em with brains, beat 'em with bullshit!"
- Tommy Serio, 2001

[*crystalisdabomb*]

Wow this is better than any soap opera!lol But when will we see Davids picture? /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

~*~Laura *n* Crystal Ball~*~

[creseida]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Moesha:
I am going mad! What on Earth is all of this nonsense! David you should not attack a young lady like Heidi if you were chivalous at all you would argue in a Gentalmenly fashion with her over your disagreements. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Haven't you figured it out yet, Moesha? "David" is really Sea Urchin trying to suave-reno his way back into Colin's heart. He knows Colin is prone to hallucinations from snorting all that salt out by the lake, and is preying upon that weakness to get what he wants. He will stop at nothing! This includes those vicious attacks on Heidi. He is desperate, man! DESPERATE !!!

What I do, I do for my horse, and thus I do for myself~me

[davidgud - equestrian jihad]

Ok, ATTENTION ON DECK . . . ON YOUR FEET . . .

DavidGud walks into the indoor arena. . .

(Sotto voiced groans from Moesha and Miniwelsh . . .)

"Dorkface is here" (from Moesha)
"Phonybaloney" (Miniwelsh)

Davidgud strides up and down in front of the assembled multitudes, a look of pained dissatisfaction on his face. His eyes speak "deep hurt". His eyes speak "deep hate" and "fury".

Yes, gentle reader . . . methinks there is the possibility of a bloodbath on the COTH web board forum. . .

Davidgud strides over to the reviewing stand (well, mounting block actually . . .)

He jumps up on the reviewing stand, nearly tripping over his spurs . . .

His royal tall pained handsomeness turns to face the assembled multitudes waving his sword in the air . . . (well, actually his crop . . .)

He waits for silence from the crowd, the very image of the mob orator . . . he is "Adolf" at Nuremburg . . . he is "Josef" at Red Square he is Fidel in Havana . . .

Mein fellow riters!!! Herr Gud. roars . . .
"There comes a time when we must ask ourselves, "what is what . . .""

("uh huh" go some members of the crowd" "you tell em Dave" go other members . . .Moesha sneers. Miniwelsh looks doubtful . . .)

"How ARE we going to deal with this issue of Terry Liable on TSN the Sports Network or CBC Sports????". . . Davidgud roars . . . when IS IT going to be, when is that magic moment going to come (during an Olympic Year or World Cup final) . . . that Liability Liable is going to learn just to shut up for a little while and let us watch the jumping without her babbling her pretty head off . . . ????????"""

The Americans in the audience begin to look at each other in confusion . . . In the crowd Tamara and Lisa start pushing their way forward until they reach Davidgud, drawing breath for the next verbal fusilade . . .

("For Christ's sake David" Lisa and Tamara hiss, you're reading the wrong bloody speech . . .")

"I am??"" "Oh, sorry . . ." (davidgud fumbles through his pocket pulling out half eaten snickers bars, multiple letters to various girls, "dear so and so, you are the only girl I will ever love" and so on . . .) He unfolds a tightly wrapped piece of paper after managing to pull the greasy, hooflex covered bute needle, off one side of it . . .

""Aha, here it is!""" (drawing breath and clearing throat)

"COMRADES" "Today we face an epic equestrian struggle of the Prolitariat on the B and C circuit
against the ruling class parasites of the A circuit . . . I speak of "class struggle" on the hunter jumper circuit, (or in my case, in the under saddle classes at the Vegreville Summer Fair, at a town so small you can barely see it on the map)

"Comrades you may remember that our comrade Fidel Castro wanted to play baseball in the major leagues in America and got turned down flat . . . he has been waging epic class war against the American baseball parasite George Bush ever since . . ."

"And now we have myself, the heroic peasant hero DAVIDGUD who badly badly badly badly badly badly badly wants to ride at Smooth Meadows, (taking the place of "Pepsi Boy") . . ." ("agenda??" "Who said "hidden agenda"""???"" . . .).

A tear falls from davidgud's eyes. "Miniwelsh" davidgud sniffs . . . how could you, a girl living in a good Viking town like Milwakee, full of stalwart Norwegians fail to doubt the good offices of a fellow Viking like davidgud??"" Sniff, sniff . . . (davidgud notices Moesha laughing and is knocked out of the doldrums . . .)

"BUT BUT BUT . . . "Moesha the Evil" wants to stop me . . . "this davidgud is a peasant" sneers Prince Moesha of the (defeated) Confederacy . . . he does not deserve the fairest hand of the "toast of Middleburg", the fairest hunter jumper goddess, Princess Colin . . ."

"WELL" ,says davidgud "First of all, what kind of name is "Moesha" anyway??? I don"t know about America, but in Canada a name like "Moesha" usually means a Golden Retriever or somebody's pet rabbit . . ."

"So Moesha, you Golden Retriever waskally wabbit . . . I challenge thee to a DUEL on horseback . . . you on your 14:2 Virigina Hunter "Fred" and me on my 19:2 German warmblood "Verbaltaingswaffe Eins" . . .

"You may bring a second" "I will bring as my second, my trusted German dressage instructor "Youngherr von whatshisname" (no dossier on the "von whatshisname" family available prior to 1947 . . .)

Choose your time and place Virginia rider boy!! (and take your baseball cap off in the bar if you truly are a gentleman and let us see your hair) (reference: Colin bussing Moesha, page 1 this thread)

DAVIDGUD THE C CIRCUIT PEASANT WARRIOR REBEL
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[Miniwelsh]

you seem to have forgotten DavidGud, that Miniwelsh is actually from the DC area and has the attitude to prove it!

Still no pictures?? Methinks you are afraid to post one after the shot of Colin's actual husband. Could it be that you wouldn't have the....guts to laugh when your super hi truckster had landed on the roof?? Or maybe...you ae the imposter we believe you to be...

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*Behind every good woman lies a trail of men*

[davidgud - equestrian jihad]

Moesha, Moesha, Moesha!!!!

Jan Brady . . .

(Its the story, of a lovely lady . . .who was bringing up three very lovely girls . . . all of them had hair of gold . . . like their mother,the youngest one in curls . . .) /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[MAD]

Along the Brady theme:

After the duel...who will be yelling:

"Oh my nose?"

[Miniwelsh]

his grows with every post /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

*Behind every good woman lies a trail of men*

[Canter]

You really seem to have come out of your shell.
This is starting to read like Davidgud, Queen of Korea - except you said you were straight! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[Colin]

He better be straight! After having DQ's flirt with me last week, I don't think I could handle anything else! LOL! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

"If you can't beat 'em with brains, beat 'em with bullshit!"
- Tommy Serio, 2001

[Lisamarie8]

SOMEBODY i know was at WIHS today and perhaps took pics of a certain SOMEONE'S Trainer. That elusive corner of the love triangle as it seems...They called his name and I immediatley thought of you and started clicking /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

--Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

[davidgud - equestrian jihad]

Dear Canter:

Watch it there rideress . . . I am the KING, got it???? THE KING. The only QUEEN is Colin . . .

Davidgud the Great, Davidgud the Hammer

I am the Arnold Schwarzzenger of the riding world.
All the other male riders of America are the Danny Devitos . . .

[Colin]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by lisamarie8:
SOMEBODY i know was at WIHS today and perhaps took pics of a certain SOMEONE'S Trainer. That elusive corner of the love triangle as it seems...They called his name and I immediatley thought of you and started clicking /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

--Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh -- Lisa.....you are making me very nervous! Do share, though. I must prepare myself!!! LOL!

"If you can't beat 'em with brains, beat 'em with bullshit!"
- Tommy Serio, 2001

[Lisamarie8]

but if my powers of deduction are right (they are beyond reporach) The man who dazzled you to the point that you made him part of your EVERY post, is the same man that is VTriders trainer, and some what of your personal dreamboat...

hmmmmm, could it be? Who IS the man behind the smudgey face /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

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--Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

[Kcorseinop]

I want that horse!!!!! WOW!!!!!! Cuteness to the max!

[Lisamarie8]

I have many more of the man and his mount /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

I was there for the 2nd year greens, the regular working and regular working handy hunter classes yesterday...I'm going back tomorrow...armed again with my digi cam (Hopefully) /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

--Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

[Colin]

From now on, all of my horses will show in "TOMMY" beads!!! LOL! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

"If you can't beat 'em with brains, beat 'em with bullshit!"
- Tommy Serio, 2001

[Lisamarie8]

bringing her home the blue /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

--Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

[Kcorseinop]

If you get the man, can I have the horse??

[Colin]

You are making Colin soooooo happy!!!!!!

Now...if you can get a picture of Carleton, I will FOREVER be grateful!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

"If you can't beat 'em with brains, beat 'em with bullshit!"
- Tommy Serio, 2001

[Lisamarie8]

I think he's blowing you a kiss in this one /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

I'll see what I can do tomorrow. Give me more info on thise "Carleton" Character. I'm an eventer and these H/J Hoity-Toities are new to me /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

--Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

[Colin]

Carleton is the JUDGE at washington!

Yes, he IS blowing me a kiss! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

"If you can't beat 'em with brains, beat 'em with bullshit!"
- Tommy Serio, 2001