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Robby Johnson
Jun. 12, 2002, 01:37 PM
Rhodey's is ...

"Commit Random Acts of Masochism."

(two long scrapes on his neck last night).

There's a new one every day.


You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.

Robby Johnson
Jun. 12, 2002, 01:37 PM
Rhodey's is ...

"Commit Random Acts of Masochism."

(two long scrapes on his neck last night).

There's a new one every day.


You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.

Jun. 12, 2002, 01:40 PM
Hmmmm....Perry, the baby horses' is: Can't Fence Me In (the little stinker jumped 2 HUGE fences his first night at the farm...)

Lego..."I Brake for Twizzlers!" "Big Eq here I come" I guess since he will be showing to his heart's content with a junior this summer and be thrilled to get off the farm!

Baby horse has arrived and I already have a vet bill for stitches....

[This message was edited by hhytken on Jun. 12, 2002 at 05:27 PM.]

Pixie Dust
Jun. 12, 2002, 01:51 PM
HONK...if you wanna see me spook!!

Superheroes of the universe, unite!


Jun. 12, 2002, 01:52 PM
Miss H's G rated sticker is "Wide Load". Her other sticker would be "Save a horse, ride a cowboy!" (and there would be a picture of our very cute cowboy farrier /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif ).

The Panchen Lama of DQs! (Second only to Velvet, the undisputed Dalai Lama of DQs.)

Jun. 12, 2002, 01:53 PM
I knew an arab that would have the bumper sticker "run, run as fast as you can, can't catch me I'm the gingerbread man!" he had been taught to "play tag" when he was little resulting in a very difficult catch /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif as for my guy... I'd have to sit on it for a while!


Jun. 12, 2002, 01:54 PM
I figured it out Tug's would be "stupid is as stupid does"


Sandy M
Jun. 12, 2002, 02:03 PM
Ah, well, Erik's must be:

"It ain't got class, if it ain't got spots on its a$$"

Of course, "his" truck has vanity plate: HT4SPTS

And the trailer has a plate holder: "Appy DQ - Get Spotted - Ride an Appaloosa"


Jun. 12, 2002, 02:06 PM
For my beloved Fat Boy: "Will Work For Food".

Jun. 12, 2002, 02:06 PM
"Ass, gas or grass, nobody rides for free." /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

**"The cowards won't start and the weak will die along the trail."
-- Kit Carson**

*Lord please save me from those trying to save me!*

Jun. 12, 2002, 02:16 PM
Danpony's bumper sticker would be "yeah, yeah, whatever..." This, for the horse who sleeps through shoeings.

Monstr's would probably be something like "Veterinarian's Nightmare, Veterinarian's Accountant's Dreamhorse". He's got a big butt, it would fit.

Jun. 12, 2002, 02:16 PM
sport's would have been...
"co-pilot? i dont need no co-pilot!"
bogey's would have been
"get on, sit down, shut up, hold on."

Robby Johnson
Jun. 12, 2002, 02:20 PM
"That's Miss Mare, to you!"


You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.

[This message was edited by Robby Johnson on Jun. 13, 2002 at 10:35 AM.]

Jun. 12, 2002, 02:21 PM

Counting down those 180 days

Risk-Averse Rider
Jun. 12, 2002, 02:23 PM
I think Prozac Pony's would be:

"Impulsion is Vastly Over-rated"

or perhaps:

"If God Had Wanted Me to Be Round, He Would Have Made Me a Warmblood"

and in crowded warmup rings:

"If you can read this, you're about to be kicked in the face"

Approved helmet: Every ride; every time.

Jun. 12, 2002, 02:25 PM
Dezi's bumper stickers:

"Wider is better"

and "Will work for peppermints"

Jun. 12, 2002, 02:27 PM
Tosca's would be:

100% 'Tude

Jun. 12, 2002, 02:30 PM
April's (3 yr. old filly) would be "Give it back, that's MY toy!"

Shadow's (4 yr. old gelding)would be "Lean, mean, big chicken machine"

Phoenix's (20 yr.old pony) would be " 0 to B**ch in 0.001 seconds"

Jun. 12, 2002, 02:32 PM
Tess's would be "It's All About Me!" /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Jun. 12, 2002, 02:33 PM
Chance's would probably be

"Think Faster Human!"

he's very, VERY difficult to outsmart, and hence to ride. I didn't realize HOW difficult (because when things work, they work with what feels like little effort on my part, but when they don't work, which is whenever he's bored, which is quite often because he gets bored easily, he's very hard to outthink and work with) until I got on a green-bean (greener than Chance) who I've been told does not even have w/t/c/whoa firmly ingrained, yet is much easier to ride (and gives in a lot easier when he thinks that maybe he can get his way, and I say no, I want us to do this) than Chance. It was quite a surprise!


Lindsay & Chance
"Plus �a change, plus c'est la m�me chose."
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Jun. 12, 2002, 02:42 PM
Welcome to California. Now go home.

PS: I be a German horse und this it be straight from mein mouth.

Jun. 12, 2002, 02:50 PM
In that spirit, Willem, I am pretty sure Native Floridian Robbie would have the following bumper sticker (inspired by the plethora of I Heart NY stickers): "If you love New York, Take I-95 North"

Rebel (driving pony) DEFINITELY has one that reads "If you don't like my driving, call 1-800-screw-you" (it's not my fault, at 22 he has his own agenda some days! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif )

And RV (17'1, green and very committed to those wide sweeping hunter style turns) absolutely positively has one of those stickers that says "If you can't see my mirrors I can't see YOU." This phrase sits just above the picture of him running over the pony that cut the corner in front of us... /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

"You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty. "
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Jun. 12, 2002, 03:06 PM
My horses bumper sticker would be...
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now

orr..... I brake for... wait... AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!!

My horses licence plate would be IBAQT
/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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Jun. 12, 2002, 03:13 PM
Cashew's would be: "You don't have to tell me,I know I'm gorgeous!"


"Make way for the Queen"

Paul's would be: "I AM moving!"

Jun. 12, 2002, 03:18 PM
Wings' would probably be "Do Not Wash! This Horse Undergoing A Scientific Dirt Test". Mom always said I didn't brush him long enough... /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

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Jun. 12, 2002, 03:23 PM
Pirate's would be:

Kiss me, I'm confused


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"Mama says,'Don't use a toaster while standing in the shower.'"

Jun. 12, 2002, 03:55 PM
My horse's would be "My owner beat up YOUR honor student" or "Brakes for Treats"

Well, I made it back

Jun. 12, 2002, 04:25 PM
The real Sara Pony would not deign to lower herself to wearing a bumper sticker.
I on the other hand would buy her one anyway that says "Madonna ain't got nuthin on me"

Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute

Jun. 12, 2002, 04:33 PM
"blaze blaze he's our man, if he can;t do it no one can!"

"never eat tomarrow, what you can eat tomarrow"

~~never send a horse to do a ponies job~~

Little Indian
Jun. 12, 2002, 04:47 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by E:
My horse's would be "My owner beat up YOUR honor student" or "Brakes for Treats"

Well, I made it back<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i saw one like this on a car like a week ago

"my horse bucked off your honor student" /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Jun. 12, 2002, 04:59 PM
Pete (aka "Petey the Pooper"):
"If you can read this, you're about to get pooped on."

Nicky (unbroke 3yo, JUST learned how to ground drive):
"Turn signals are for amateurs."

Catie the babysitter:

Reese the recently gelded:
No bumper sticker, but Playboy Bunny mud flaps. Eventually the hormones go away, right?

Jun. 12, 2002, 05:04 PM
"Lower, Fatter, Slower"
and "yeah, I'm on the dole, who's asking?"

Jun. 12, 2002, 05:43 PM
This is a great thread!!!

Shane (17yr old big fat meat auction rescued QH)
"You Ain't That Tough, Sailor."

Chance (10yr old some hunter, mostly barrel QH)
"I Put Eq Kids in the Hospital" (after lending him to an Eq friend at a gymkana...)
"Choose Life: Stay Outta My Way!!!"

Sierra (2yr old Mustang)
"You Name it, I Jump it!!!" (after jumping out of a 5'5" high round pen)

Spirit (15yr old arab/morgan)
"Get Off My %!&@*$# Tail!!!"
"I Hate You."

Jubilee (5yr old TB)
"I'm Not Gona Go Faster, So Shut The &*%# Up!!!"

nothing beats my pony!

Jun. 12, 2002, 05:56 PM
Charlie: If you're this close to my butt you'd better either have food or a good pair of running shoes.


Just keep kicking

Jun. 12, 2002, 05:57 PM
Great thread Robby!!

Woody's would be "Got Grain?" or "Show me the Carrots!"

In his younger days, or anytime he jumps, especially XC, he's another "Get on, Shut up, Hold on."

Jun. 12, 2002, 06:07 PM
Jen's- 'Buck You' (If you replaced the B with another letter of your choice, that would work, too /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif )
Mitch- (We're pretending he is mine...I swear, I am going to buy him!) 'Huh?'

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Jun. 12, 2002, 06:37 PM
Say it ten times fast and you'll understand.

That's what my trainer wants to rename the horse I'm riding.

Jun. 12, 2002, 06:47 PM
Old Miz Scarlett's would be "No carrot? Don't bother." /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif Skipper's would be "Bitch on wheels" Beamer "Pass the Prozac" and Raleigh "I can go from zero to chicken in 1.5 seconds. Can you?" /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif SUZ

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His Greyness
Jun. 12, 2002, 07:22 PM
His Greyness would aspire to the motto:

Let's do Lunch!

at any time of the day or night.

For multiple levels of insult, I would like to see:

Gentlemen chase foxes, not cows.

Robby Johnson
Jun. 12, 2002, 07:46 PM
"Bad Riders Suck."


You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.

Jun. 12, 2002, 08:40 PM
"Besa mi fundillo" - Spanish for Kiss My.....

Yes, Tot is bilingual. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

.:Erin B #2:.
There comes a time when people seperate and you just have to keep your head up and move on. That time is now.

Jun. 12, 2002, 11:55 PM
Oh, this is funny!

My mare, "The closer you get, the slower I go"

or "If you don't like the way I drive get off the sidewalk!" (yea, that's a real one, but it fits!)

The 2 yr old, "Donkeys sux"

The donkey, "Because I AM smarter, stupid!!!"

Jun. 13, 2002, 12:08 AM
Love this thread; where can I order a dozen "If you're close enough to read this you're about to get kicked in the face" stickers? Anyway, my dear old Amanda's sticker would have to be:

"Because I'm the MARE, that's why!"


Jun. 13, 2002, 04:01 AM
The first would probably be:

"Work facinates me. I can stand and watch it for hours!"

And another one could be:

"They don't call me Dennis the Menace for nothing."

Had a palamino draft cross that would have had one: "I beat up your honor student."

Not too sure yet what T-Bay's might be. He's got a pretty good work ethic even tho sometimes you have to remind him he really does have to do it.
Possibly something like:

"Whap! OK, OK, I get the picture!"


You know you're a horse person when...you can find your boots by smell.

Jun. 13, 2002, 05:02 AM
Woody (produces more gas than any horse I've ever owned) - "Warning: No Open Flames."

Oliver (chestnut gelding with lots of chrome) - "I shoulda been a mare."

Dolly (if she were human, she would be a southern socialite) - "Dahlin, can we talk?"

Gus (most pathetic tail ever seen on a horse) - "Follicle Challenged"

Whoops, there goes another rubber tree plant!

Jun. 13, 2002, 05:11 AM
Wings - "I have Four Leg Drive"

Maddie - "It's All About ME!"

Pockets - "No Such Thing As Too Cute"

"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed, it is the only thing that ever has." Margaret Mead

Jun. 13, 2002, 07:11 AM
"Sully", my TB/RPSI mare: "It's GOOD to be the QUEEN!"

"Minky", Sully's TB/Oldenburg daughter: "It's GOOD to be the PRINCESS!"

"Sunny", my rescued palomino Quarter Horse: "Every day is a clean slate."

"JJ", another TB mare: "Who am I? Where am I? What am I?"

"Ignatz, aka The Little Prince", JJ's TB/Connemara yearling colt: "It's GOOD to be the PRINCE!"

"The Little Duke", JJ's TB/Connemara 4-month colt: "It's not trouble until I'm in the middle of it."


My body is a temple - unfortunately, it's a "fixer- upper".

Jun. 13, 2002, 07:17 AM
And I can't think of a thing for my guy. Give me time, though...

Jun. 13, 2002, 08:43 AM
For Keeper: Compost Happens!

Jun. 13, 2002, 09:16 AM
Spencer, my Hanoverian:
- I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance?
- This is NOT an equitation horse.
- So many women....so few who can afford me.
- Carrots...they're not just for treats anymore.
- Hard work as a future payoff...Laziness pays off now.
- Life's too short to do dressage.
- Gravity, it's not just a good idea, it's the law!
- I can't jump today...the voices told me to stay home and clean my food dish.
- Eagles may soar, but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.
- I break for No Apparent Reason.
AND: Caution...wide right and left turns.

Lulu, my Oldenburg hunter/eq pretty girl:
- Being a Princess is a full time job.
- Don't treat me any differently than you would treat a Queen.
- Nobody's perfect. Therefore I am Nobody.

Triple, my TB saint:
- Of course I'm bored, I did it right the first time.
- My TB butt can kick your WB butt.
- Proud packer of an Honors student.

I love this thread! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Damn the torpedoes...Full speed ahead!!

Jun. 13, 2002, 09:22 AM
this is too much fun!! ours would be

"Greys, the blondes of the horseworld".

Jun. 13, 2002, 10:30 AM
Liz's must be.....

dran kittenhard to type with kitten pullingo n hoodie strings
/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif Big Things Ahead!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Jun. 13, 2002, 10:36 AM
"If you don't want it to be eaten, don't wear it to the barn"

Jun. 13, 2002, 11:02 AM
Paddy's would be:

If you can read this you are too close, or I am too big.

I brake for food.

Eventer Pony Princess
Jun. 13, 2002, 12:48 PM
Stormy's would be:
Get out of my way!!!!!ahhhhhh!!!!!!
Buck you (like belens)
I'm doing what i want!!!!!!
Get off my back!!!!!


Jun. 13, 2002, 01:11 PM
"Caution: Gas pedal faulty"

- WhitPictures (ha!) (http://community.webshots.com/user/fatlilpony)
"Cowards dies a thousand times before their death, the valiant die but once."- Juilas Caesar, Shakespeare

Jun. 13, 2002, 01:11 PM
Miles (aka The Great Grey Boulder) would be:

"Everything's edible until proven otherwise."

"Obstacles are those frightening things we see when we take our eyes off our goals." - Anon

Jun. 13, 2002, 01:23 PM
Tod's would have been:
"I brake for nothing!"

Bonz's would have been:
"I brake for everything!"

My next horse's will probably be:
"I've got papers to prove I'mnot crazy. Do you?"

What is that odd whistling sound? Oh, heavens! My pencil punched a hole in my forehead!

Caramal Candy
Jun. 13, 2002, 01:56 PM
My mare: "I don't want to, I don't have to, I ain't gonna"

my gelding: RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN!!!


"Whats scarier when mad, a 300lb. lineman or a 1,200lb. mare?"

Jun. 13, 2002, 02:08 PM
Ha...Africa's bumper sticker would be:

"51% Sweetheart, 49% B*tch...So Don't Push It!"

(actual bumper sticker I've seen that would be oh so appropriate /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif )

Jun. 13, 2002, 03:54 PM
Cool (17 y.o. TB gelding)
"Got carrots?"
"I see dead people."
"Caution. Quick with head."
"Typical arrogant good looking male."

Star ( 3 y.o. TB/Hann cross)
"Caution. Turns to right often go left instead."
"Shoes. I don't need no stinking shoes."

Jun. 13, 2002, 09:32 PM
Here are some for my horse, Bruce:

Attention: Potential Projectile On Board

I Put on Airs -- Above Ground

I jump fences only I can see

Stupid humans, they tell you to run fast, then they put things in your way!

To err is human. To buck is equine.

(LOL! I could go on for hours!)

Act Silly! Sing Loud! Create!

Jun. 13, 2002, 10:59 PM
Several come to mind for Will:

" Huh? Are you talking to ME?"

"Bite Me"

"You want me to do what?"

"I AM Moving"

I am so tired of sewing up blankets-I do think he has a bite me bumper sticker on his ass, written in equine only visible ink-Why Me? I HATE to sew!

What a funny topic Robby! /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Jun. 14, 2002, 07:16 AM
For my 20yr old Arab Gelding Smoke:

The more you know, the faster I go

For my 13 yr old TB Mare Knowonder:

Soundness is a state of mind

Proud Member of Wood Hill Farm who's motto is "I'm not going sober!"

Jun. 14, 2002, 07:44 AM
Just TRY to guess what mood I'm in today.


If I want to.


I'd rather be eating.

Jun. 14, 2002, 09:14 AM

And right below that one:

Anything you can do, I can do better!

/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

No seatbelts, no padding, no rollbars--and your airbag's got ears. Get on and stay on.

Chef Jade
Jun. 14, 2002, 09:35 AM
Don't Hate Me Beacuse I'm Beautiful

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Jun. 14, 2002, 09:57 AM
For Scotty, the consummate chestnut mare:
"She Who Must Be Obeyed"

For Annabelle, my cute little ass:
"I'm Just Differently Eared"

Jun. 14, 2002, 02:11 PM
Fannie's would have been "I'd prefer not to." (Did anyone but me read Melville's "Bartelby the Scriviner"?)

Shirley's was her show name: "Slowly but Shirley. Not!" Or, "How high?!" --Jess

Jun. 14, 2002, 02:15 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Of course I'm bored, I did it right the first time. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
That is beautiful!


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drifting cloud
Jun. 14, 2002, 02:22 PM
originally posted by bgoosewood:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>HONK...if you wanna see me spook!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif That is a good one! My TB Sunny could use that one. Another one for him would be: "Perpetual good boy"

Here's one for my donkey Eli: "Donkeys do what is best for the donkey (NOT what is best for the human!)"

If you lend someone $20 and you never see them again, it was probably worth it.

Jun. 14, 2002, 09:17 PM
geez... that's actually pretty accurate in America today. I know waaaaay too many (heck, ONE is too many) people who have easy jobs and do nothing all day... Rush Limbaugh once said, "just show up on time and you're ahead of half the other people." I have to amend that to, "Show up on time and look busy and you'll keep your job forever..." (unless you're in middle management in a tech job, in which case you'll be downsized at least 10 times before your job has some security to it...)

"It's not getting what you want; it's wanting what you've got..." -Sheryl Crow, Soak Up the Sun

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Jun. 15, 2002, 12:10 PM
Say No To Sheeth Cleaning /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

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Follow Your Dreams...
Except the one where your in school in your underwear.

"Horse Sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people." - W.C Feilds

"Why does it take a lifetime to learn to live a lifetime?"

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Jun. 15, 2002, 12:19 PM
My horse would have a few.....

"CAUTION: May spook and bolt at the slightest provocation!"

"CAUTION: Hand grenade waiting to explode!"

"I belong to the Injury of the Month Club."

Jun. 15, 2002, 12:59 PM
kipper's 'beauty's only skin deep'

Jun. 15, 2002, 04:29 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ABrokenPirate:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Of course I'm bored, I did it right the first time. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
That is beautiful!


Why thank ya! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif That's my mare for you /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif ...She'd save my butt so many times....lol /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif .

Damn the torpedoes...Full speed ahead!!

Jun. 15, 2002, 07:32 PM
...for my horse Bruce:

This End Up

Act Silly! Sing Loud! Create!