WORST registered names (Spin Off)

[Tin]

Nickelodian's thread got me thinking to how bad my horse's registered names are, and I know some of you must have heard of a few doozies so here's a place to share /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

My first horse's reg. name was Hunkella Joe Lo (which was changed immediatly!)

My recent horse's reg. name is Tin Can Cody and stupid me put that name on his passport so I'm stuck showing with it /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

<Post tie-back Surgery: 1 month and 12 days until he can neigh and be turned out>

[Tin]

Nickelodian's thread got me thinking to how bad my horse's registered names are, and I know some of you must have heard of a few doozies so here's a place to share /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

My first horse's reg. name was Hunkella Joe Lo (which was changed immediatly!)

My recent horse's reg. name is Tin Can Cody and stupid me put that name on his passport so I'm stuck showing with it /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

<Post tie-back Surgery: 1 month and 12 days until he can neigh and be turned out>

[Tri-mo]

'Chug-a-lug'

[PaulaM]

Canasta's registered name is "Rockinhost". Her mothers' name was "Rocky's Girl" and her sires' name was "Victorian Host".

The stallion she is bred to for this year has a registered name of "Osama" but they are trying to change that. Now he is known as "Oberon"

[Tri-mo]

Oh, and Tin, you're not stuck with Tin Can Cody!(if you *really* wanted to chage it) I changed the name on Tyke's passport last year. /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[Tin]

Zim> how much does that cost? I'm seriously thinking of changing it, just need to find a good replacement

<Post tie-back Surgery: 1 month and 12 days until he can neigh and be turned out>

[Tri-mo]

$50 something...
Perhaps you should start a thread asking for new name suggestions? /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[rescuemom]

Hy Steppin Rhythm. What more can I say? /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[JumperDoc]

My Appendix Quarter Horse has a registered name of Doctor Cheese. I couldn't believe what I was reading when I got his papers!

[hobson]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JumperDoc:
My Appendix Quarter Horse has a registered name of Doctor Cheese. I couldn't believe what I was reading when I got his papers!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

OH MY GOD that's a FABULOUS name! What great fun to have a horse named "Doctor Cheese"! I would be so excited by that! I'd get such a laugh every time I filled out an entry form or heard my name announced at a show! Please don't change it!

[Elmo]

was the name of a horse I once leased.......

And there was ..... Chief Dann Tomiko!!!

[HN73]

My Tb's reg. name is SAVAGE ANGEL (can you say oxymoron).

My QH's reg. name is Feather Touch. ***gag***

***There's no place like first place.***

[Serenade]

Appendix QH named "The Way to Boston". What is he, a roadmap?

I actually like my TB mare's registered name, "Silver Tide", but there is a very good junior hunter in my zone called that, so I don't use it. /infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

[AHC]

One of Mackie's QH grandparents.... Tee Jay Wimpy Star.

[Goodyfourshoes!]

Well now...some hideous names owned by me and others....

Sluggo
Top Less Barmaid
Canadian Caviar
Sugar Saver

Hmmm...those are just off the top of my head...

[Canadian Image]

the last horse I leased was registered as "do the jitterbug", my horse now is Interlude so I have no problem there

"The more I learn about men, The more I love my horse"

[Beezer]

But have to say, one of the worst was one of Merry's and my mother's own inventions: Determinator. (Like, what, she'd just seen a Schwarzenegger film before filling out the poor colt's registration papers?? /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif )

Needless to say, we got the warmblood association to change his name. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the reason QHSM is no longer allowed to name our horses. /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

***I see trees of green, red roses too. I watch 'em bloom for me and for you. And I think to myself ... what a wonderful world. Yes, what a wonderful world." -- Louie Armstrong.***

[Kalifornia]

but it was a really GREAT horse.

Poco's Rio Spiderman

Ughhhh, Ughhhh

and there's this beautiful TB cross that I'm training right now and her name is "Cinderella" It's terrible. Thank goodness everyone calls her Cinders!! I call her Big Momma! /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

#%*Kalifornia$%&

[Applesauce]

Quarter Horse names...YUCK! Mt QH's registered name is I'm A Quick Jax. *GAG* He's a Quarter Horse for pete's sake...he's not a quick ANYTHING!!! By the way...what's a Jax???

"Ladies and gentlemen, follow my advice. Take of your pants and slide on the ice." quote from the tv series M*A*S*H

[Pocket Pony]

How's that for a name? I should have known it was a sign of things to come...

~ batgirl - formerly known as splendid ~

[InWhyCee]

Tin Can Cody is an adorable name. Beats all the Poco-Doc-Bar-O'Lena names by FAR.

*** "Any ride is good ride provided you dismount voluntarily." ***

[dublin]

My TB mare Roulette, registered name Naughty Egypt, by Pride of Egypt out of Mischief Lady.

It borrows from both parents' names, but I always thought it sounded totally stupid! /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

"Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong." - Dennis Miller

[Everythingbutwings]

Thunder Puddles!

[Waterwatch]

Hey, my uncle owned Thunder Puddles. The father's name was Big Puddles. They had a few other horses, all with "puddles" in their names.

I always thought the name was a little weird and I have no idea where it came from. It was better than some of the other names that were thrown around after they had a few drinks!!!

[Beezer]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Waterwatch:
Hey, my uncle owned Thunder Puddles. The father's name was Big Puddles. They had a few other horses, all with "puddles" in their names.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm thinking I see the pattern continuing with Waterwatch's user name.... /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

***I see trees of green, red roses too. I watch 'em bloom for me and for you. And I think to myself ... what a wonderful world. Yes, what a wonderful world." -- Louie Armstrong.***

[Xctrygirl]

My first Tb,
Her registered name:Sho Me Shingus
Her barn name: Flo
Her Show name when I bought her: "Kiss my Grits!"
(For anyone born after 1980, "Flo" was the name of a character on the Sitcom alice. She was a southern belle waitress who always said "Kiss my Grits")

Needless to say we renamed her to the tamer, "Go With The Flow"


Next one, "Glued to the Tube"

Best and worst name combined, an old white school horse that had fatty deposits over much of his body....
Barn name: Arby Show name: Mr. Marshmallow


Worst Ever name at a show: "How's it hanging?" on a stallion I believe.

~Emily

[canterlope]

I love both the name and the horse, Thunder Puddles (By Speak John out of Big Puddles). He won close to $800,000 and is quite a handsome boy! My brother used to take care of him. Plus his babies have such great names (Thunder Rumble, Puddle Jumper, Lotsa Sprinkles, etc.).

"Life is a mystery to be lived, not a problem to be solved" Western Zen Saying

[Waterwatch]

No connection to the username. My Uncle owned those horses when I was in my early 20's (eons ago).

"Waterwatch" is the name of my house.

All purely a coincidence /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

"May the happiest days of your past be the saddest days of your future."

[Sandy M]

Wiggley Tail (TB)
Doc's Dik Dik (AQHA)

Fortunately, I own neither!

On the other hand, while my horse's registered name isn't awful, it's a little odd for a "Native American" horse (Appy): VIKING GROG

On the other hand, I had a most aptly named horse (16.3, about 1,450 lbs., aggressive jumper, near-leopard App with a big white blaze): THUNDERBLAZER!!

[Gucci Cowgirl]

You named your house??.....

so I guess it goes something like....

"If you call it, it will come..."ROTFLMAO!!!

"We imitate the Masters only because we are not yet Masters ourselves, and in doing so, we learn the truth about what cannot be imitated."

[Waterwatch]

Oh, I agree....Thunder Puddles was a beautiful horse and he did win a lot of money.

You just have to know my Uncle and my family. I should write a book. /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

"May the happiest days of your past be the saddest days of your future."

[Waterwatch]

No, I didn't name it .....the person who built it 110 years ago did.

I live in a historic district and all the houses (40 of them) have names. I live near Sandy Hook, NJ and my house overlooks the water and you can watch the boats go out to sea. Hence the name "Waterwatch"

/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

"May the happiest days of your past be the saddest days of your future."

[chips invitation]

Here are a few:
Such Beautiful Air
Aged Cheddar
Charlie Hilfiger
Romancin The Rose
Zippidadoodah
Tejons Peppy Doc
Hesa Eddie Hancock
Docs Dun Do it Done

boy this is fun!

[LaurieB]

/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
A TB mare I had when I was young.
Sired by, you guessed it, Pinostrous. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Gucci Cowgirl]

Thats so cool!! I think that if I named my house, it would be called...er..."Redecorate Me Please"

"We imitate the Masters only because we are not yet Masters ourselves, and in doing so, we learn the truth about what cannot be imitated."

[just_me]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> One of Mackie's QH grandparents.... Tee Jay Wimpy Star.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I used to ride an appendix QH whose name was Tee J J. QH names are usually the pits.

My TB's registered name is terrible. Can't figure out what they were thinking when they named him:

B B Sineni /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

[Blondie22]

My first horse was born in 1988, and was AQHA registered:
Jeteyes Lady Kate

Wait, wait.....JETEYES /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif ?? I still don't get it! Was there some sort of Star Wars prequel in the late 80's?? Her mom's name was Jenny Donnelly, (is that a person or a horse???) and her father was Tate's Diamond Jack. Obviously I don't remember all her "ancestor's" names but I do remember looking at her papers and wondering where the heck they came up with such a hideous name.

[bucksnort]

My friend had a horse named "Green Chilli" which I thought was horrible!

When I bought my first horse Rufus, I thought his registered name was "Mind Over Matter" because that was what was on his passport. I phoned up the Thoroughbred Registry and requested his information. I gave them the tatoo number and the name I got back on his papers was "Roofus Magoofis" Nice huh? /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

~~Bucksnort~~

[TXan TB]

Odin the Viking???

and to make matters worse...his name BEFORE Odin was Gib (It's Big backwards)

Poor horse!

[Pony Jumper]

My QH has a terrible registered name:
Debrabars Lasstorm (Last Storm X Debra Bar)

Its not just that the name is pretty stupid, but that the breeders could not come up with anything more creative than smooshing his sire and dam's names together!

[Liscar]

It's Mine by Mining out of It's Silent by It's Freezing... so at least it combines the parents. I call him Mickey Mouse however because he has a mickey mouse on his butt!!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

My mare is Shadow Dancer... which is the name I gave her (she's unregistered). The breeder called her LUCINDA!

I knew Thunder Puddles too! Used to work with the breeding farm that he stood (stands) at... and my vet's daughter has Silver Tide in Zone 5. /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Shads

[NRB]

"QH names are usually the pits"

I beg your pardon, but Appaloosa names are even worse. I had one "Circle L Prince" I showed him as App-Salute but if I had him now I'd probalblly call him something like "the horse formally known as Circle L Prince"

I mean sometimes you just gotta have fun with it because people do come up with some verrry strange names.

[Serenade]

Shads,

I've never seen that Silver Tide, but when I was deciding on a show name, I found it among the standings. It's ok, though, I like the name I picked out for her, Moonlight Serenade, a lot. It fits her very well. /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[Liscar]

is beautiful!!

Silver Tide looks like you think he would...dapple gray.... /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Shads

[Merry]

Yet my sister forgot some of our mother's other near-disasters. Here are a few other names of our racehorses and warmbloods that I had to secretly white-out from the list of requested names:

"Winter Wheat"
"The Great Sparkler"
"Tomorrow's Dawn"
"Deco Design" (Which was ironic, because he was a pinto warmblood, but NOT sired by Art Deco, although we had 2 Art Deco foals the same year. I think our mom was addled)
/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

"Friends don't let friends eat fish tacos."

[Peggy]

My horse was bred by George Putnam who decided to name the beast after himself - General Putnam.

My mom has bought horses named Sid and Sadat. Sadat stuck. Sid got changed to Heffalump (picture a large ugly greyish appy) or Heff for short -- maybe this wasn't much better. The person that she bought him from (at the Old Studio Stables, no less) said he named all his horses after the people he bought them from. So, she wanted to know if he would name the horse Shirley if she sold him back.

[Merry]

Well, that brings up an old black Quarter horse I owned that was named after a movie producer: Frank Myers. So, I had to give him a show name. Otherwise, I'd be straddling Frank Myers! /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

"Friends don't let friends eat fish tacos."

[Tri-mo]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by NRB:

I beg your pardon, but Appaloosa names are even worse. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Not always!! The cutest Appy name I know is 'Appy Days'. Sooo cute!
/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[Duramax]

My friend had a TB named "Contrapoontal." What in the heck is Contrapoontal? It sounds dirty. Needless to say, she renamed him. /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

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[Royal Blue]

My poor beautiful Blue is registered as Blacksrunning Man -yuck! There was no way that one was staying.

[Atypical]

Good looking bay TB gelding. Sire: Ramierz
Dam: Absolutely Decided
grandsire on DAm's side: Mr. Crimson Ruler
Grandsire on sire's side: TV Lark
His name????? His name!!!!!

QUID OUI

And that's all I ahve to say about that. /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[Keely]

....I've heard quite a few.

Elvis Lives
Elvis On Ice
Two half brothers - Whisky Grunk & WhiskeyGrunkAgain (yes, with a 'G')
Robert E. Crouch
The Grey Goober
Stalled In The Rear
Pretzel Boy
Jethro's Jest
Meatball
Imgonabeasosbandit (Say it: I'm Gonna Be A Sose Bandit - have NO idea what that means!)
Sofa King Fast (this little guy wasn't allowed to race until he had a name change, once the stewards said this 3x fast /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif )

And the all time winner.....
Trash Bag (a filly at that!)

Some of my favorites...(which might be telling of having been in racing a little too long /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif )

Two Links Back (sounds great in the call.... "and it's two lengths back to Two Links Back")
Leo The Lip
Sevensilverspoons
A Nighttime Prayer
Butteredsideup (you have to be familiar with a certain law of "Murphy's" to 'get' this one)
Whynotthistrina (from a breeder still wondering where his Derby winner is after the mare's previous foals Trina' Son Bill, Trina's Other Son & Speedy Trina)

And my absolute FAVORITE in the call....
King Kenny Roberts (our announcer says it KINNNNNNNNGGGGG kennyroberts)

[Small Change]

The horse that turned over on me while we were standing still was "Playboy Willy." And yes, he was a QH. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Steph /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[lillodawg]

Squirrel Toothed Alice

'nuff said.

[Catalina]

I was riding and showing a jumper for awhile in New Mexico named DALAH (day-lah), which was short for: Doesn't Act Like A Horse. /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[rhymeswithfizz]

I have a few more.... I used to have a TB mare off the track whose registered name was "Fashionable Way". Ick!

There is an eventer in our area called "E-Coli 157" - that one always gets a laugh at shows! Of course, he almost always wins, too!

[GW]

We had a TB mare boarded at our place who's name was "This Lady is Neat" /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif She was incredibly spoiled and I used to think secretly if she were mine her name would be "This lady is Meat" instead j/k /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif We now have a QH boarded with us who's name is Baby Flirt and his owner calls him by his full name all the time. /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[Nibs]

Doctor Cheese.So funny!! That is definatly the worst name in the world. Like really! Who is doctor cheese? Why? I mean what does that mean anyway??

This thread is hillarious.
Best name: Sofa King Fast
I'm going to go mail my passport name change now.

[Seven]

ick

in spite of my general rule not to change names this one had to go...it reminded me of the enema medicine

(She's now Midnight Sun)

=^+^=

[HuntJumpSC]

I have 2 registered appendix QH's:

Odessa Dot and Filibird Too /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif *CRINGE* /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif Top that!!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif SUZ

~~~Do you think the JUDGE saw it???~~~

[hitchinmygetalong]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Sofa King Fast (this little guy wasn't allowed to race until he had a name change, once the stewards said this 3x fast ) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thanks Keely! That made my day!

[artienallie]

No, not Purple Rain, not Purple Rein, not Purple Ray, but *Purple Reigh*. Her sire is Purple Comet.

Barn name: Blair. I showed her under that, it was better than the alternative.

[Beezer]

Saddled with the "Booger" names. There were Booger Chex, Booger Bar, Hobby's Booger ... and my personal favorite, Hobby's Booger Bar.

Whenever I heard their names at shows or saw ads for them, I always cringed.

***I see trees of green, red roses too. I watch 'em bloom for me and for you. And I think to myself ... what a wonderful world. Yes, what a wonderful world." -- Louie Armstrong.***

[Tin]

urg I'm glad I didn't get a Booger horse!

<Post tie-back Surgery: 1 month and 11 days until he can neigh and be turned out>

[just_me]

The barn manager where we board has QH mare named In the Nood. I can't wait for her ride at a show, win, and hear the announcer. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[marleycat!]

INDIAN GIVER

Saw an ad for this horse in Equine.com. Not only is it blah, but politically incorrect to boot!

Go Leafs Go!

[DocHF]

I hate quarter horse names.

[Whip 'N Spurs]

I've owned a few Quarter Horses and they all had bad names, but the worst two were/are "Holly By Cajun" and "Doc's Unskipped Clu" (my current horse). My other Quarter Horse's name was "IMA Sweet Dude" (he had Blondy's Dude and Two Eyed Jack in him for the QH people out there). When I did AQHA there were some pretty interesting names such as Sexy Kitten, Sheza Gold Digger, etc. etc. /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Laura & Casey
Photo Album:
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[Whip 'N Spurs]

Dr, wouldn't that name be too long? If I remember correctly, the AQHA allows only a certain number of letters in each name. You have to give three names, and they pick the one they like best. My old trainer and I used to think of names to register some of her babies under. Most Quarter Horse people usually pick the names because it gives a hint as to who their horse is related to (such as the Doc Bar lines, Conclusive lines, Blondy's Dude lines, Two Eyed Jack lines, etc.)

Laura & Casey
Photo Album:
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[pds]

Have a mare whose show name is "Money Pit". Always gets a laugh from ring side. I actually like the name and most folks think it is cute and quite appropriate for a horses name.

QH names are all pretty bad...
Unzipped Slowly
Shes So Sleazy Shes Easy
Invite Me Im Dirty
My Shadow Is With Me
(Im not sure about the spacing, some of them may be one word)
Oh, and My TBs registered name is AWFUL
Windinthewillows Ugh! How Racehorse-ish is that?

- We Ride and Never Worry 'Bout the Fall, Guess thats Just the Cowboy In Us All -
- For the Little Girl who would Rather Jump Fences then Skip Rope -

[Merry]

Yeah, the QH names that advertise the bloodlines, LOL! Sometimes they aren't too creative, like, "I'm a Little _____________" to the beginning, such as I'm a Little Booger Bar.

But what about some of the warmbloods that end up inadvertently with humorous names? Like the German word "farht" at the end? /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

"Friends don't let friends eat fish tacos."

[Tool Time]

My old unfortunate TB was registered as Dirty Urchin.

[Whip 'N Spurs]

I can't pronounce most Warmblood names, lol.

Laura & Casey
Photo Album:
http://community.webshots.com/user/viprincesss

[JibyEq36]

Jimi's Reg name is not terrible but could be better ..... Dee Red Red Robin (He's out of Chicago Red) <--- I wouldn't mind a name that like though

~*~ Melissa & Sherwin Williams~*~

[RockinHorse]

What about that poor race horse a number of years back:

Hoof Hearted

[baycheval]

His registered name is...

Mister Fingers

Of course we will never admit that in public...

[ellena]

Years ago we had a horse named Mechanical Bull...barn name Bull.
Was renamed The Quiet Man...barn name Lucky.
It should have been Unlucky because he died 6 months later:(

[vineyridge]

Us old timer deep Southerners know that Jax was a very bad beer brewed at the Jackson Brewing Company in New Orleans. It's been gone for eons.

Be like naming a horse Quick Brew or Chug-a-lug

[DocHF]

sorry I forgot the Booger, King, Chex and San lines...

That should 've been:

King Booger Doc's L'il Check'd'n'Peppy Leanin Badger San (he's a japanese QH)

The little appy's registered name is "Fantasia", which I like, the hanno's registered name is "Woody" which I changed and the QH's real name was also a good one:

"Willing And Able"

But his back was long enough to have supported the "QH name" above...

[Blue Devil]

Someone once told me their TB's registered Jockey Club name was Don't Waste Your Time. I am not sure the breeding, etc. but I think that's pretty pathetic!

**~~Emily~~** proud
member of the junior clique!
Emily@catchride.com

[Blue Devil]

Well this wasn't registered, but I saw a horse for sale named Kenton Harrow a while ago.

It wasn't until a few months ago when I met a friend from London, who LIVES in Kenton, Harrow (apparently it's a section of London or something??)..Anyways, pretty odd!

**~~Emily~~** proud
member of the junior clique!
Emily@catchride.com

[bucksnort]

While I was at an event in Washington last summer, I girl I knew had just bought a tb from a couple that were going through a nasty divorce. The wife had the horse in her custody, but the husband had the papers to send off to get the name registered. He decided to get back at his wife and the horse's registered name was........... Dirty Diapers!! I'm not kidding either /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

~~Bucksnort~~

[Jumpsalil]

"Mr. Pajamas"

Trust me, counting ceilings tiles is fun!! Have you ever tryed to make ants?? Well that's pretty fun too. Who here likes llama pellets?? Ever tried piling all the pillows in your house in your dining room and diving onto them from the ottoman? Well that's pretty fun too! AHHHHH the school jello is after me!!! Wait.....is that Michael Jackson and a Hershey's bar?? Uhhh...I think I'll go vacuum the cat or shampoo the lawn....you know something productive like that.

[KellyS]

My first horse was a registered QH named "Judys Bonanza"......of course, at the shows the announcers regularly called her Judys Banana instead!

My second horse was "Jessicas Copy" who everyone thought was a mare, but he was a gelding. It makes more sense when you know that his sire was Koys Copy and his dam was Jessica Janie, but still...!

My guy now "A Southern Gentleman" - Finally! a good Quarter Horse name.

[Daphnes hair dresser]

A few people have mentioned a name, " Chug a Lug." MY TB'S NAME IS CHUG A LUG!!! Do you guys know him????? Chestnut, gelding, 15 years old.

[Rebelspi]

kinda funny, my TB mare's registered name is Wasted Steps, and she did race. didnt do well though, geeeee i wonder why! /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[Tri-mo]

DHD, Yes! I was talking about Merlin. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Thank god she changed his name to Hidden Agenda! /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[bucksnort]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> While I was at an event in Washington last summer, I girl I knew had just bought a tb from a couple that were going through a nasty divorce. The wife had the horse in her custody, but the husband had the papers to send off to get the name registered. He decided to get back at his wife and the horse's registered name was........... Dirty Diapers!! I'm not kidding either
~~Bucksnort~~

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
OOps, I was wrong. It was actually "Diaper Rash" Oh well, I was close /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

~~Bucksnort~~

[jesse37437]

The Pusher by Drug Dealer

and my poor Percheron came with the registerd name Top of the Hill's Cricket (top of hill being the breeder) Barn Named Cricket. This is for a 19 hand black Percheron.

We changed his registered name to Wild at Heart. Barn name Goliath (my husband gets to pick the barn name when he doesn't complain when I bring home another horse.)

[hunt_jump]

Maybe its not the worst name out there...but it isn't good. Can someone out there tell me why anyone would have named my horse(TB) Southern Spider? Oh yeah, and it has nothing to do with his sire or dam.

[jumpsalot]

By Sergeant Cohen out of Cover Girl. The name follows the lineage, but for a girl? /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

We have in the barn right now, One Jumping Native, Mr. Isodoro, and Fire Within. NO, they do not show under their JC names.

[diane]

One of my old horses reg. TB name was 'HomeRun Trotter' .... another was 'Hefty Shot' ... our TB broodmare's reg. names are 'Petal Purple' and 'Picklehead' /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[Royal Blue]

Trainer showed a TB that didn't make it on the track for his race owner. The name was never changed from race track to show ring -- Toucher

[OMalleyCat]

My Harley /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Katie

[Flash44]

This horse ran at Sam Houston last night.

Use the Force. ABBA rocks. Just say "NO" to Farrah hair.

[Jumphigh83]

"Dreamers Disease" by Hey Big Spender out of ?? Such a cute guy with such a rancid name. What were they thinking?

Betsy
Lead, follow, or get out of the way...

[thecowboyway]

My Jr Hunters registered name was Company Halt, not very good if you want them to leave the ground. My husbands QH mare is named Misters Miss Zanadoo, hello, gender confusion!

[Everythingbutwings]

Like "Heeza Sheeza Ima Sumpthin"

[Cashew4ever]

My MARE'S registered name is Chestnut Bull!!!!!

[Tin]

wow you must have dug deep for this thread Chashew /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif



"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up. No use being a damned fool about it" -W.C. Fields

[Cashew4ever]

Yes, yes I did. /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[GetOverItJr]

Most haflinger names are alright, a lot of them are in German, like my Sisi, some are just names. My favorites at our farm are
Mortaci (Mort-uh-ki with a long i) and Applause, but one of my friends has one named Noble Supreme's Command. Out of, yep, you guessed it, Noble Supreme. Anyways that was kind of a pointless post, but what can I say, I'm bored.

~Hayley
-Duck tape can fix anything, even broken hearts-(said to me by a great friend)

[Court@HJ-OH]

Alright I have

Logan's Lulluby out of Hillbilly Melody
And Shark Boy out of Stalwars!

**Courtney**
Jack ~On the Rocks~ PLEASE /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
Momo ~Just My Luck~

A woman only needs two animals in her life.. the horse of her dreams and a jackass to pay for it!

[LoriO]

My mare's sire (a TB) was Incubator. Ugh!!!! The registered name for my mare according to the jockey club search I had done is Little Miss Leslie. I always laught because there is nothing little or miss about her!!!!

I did chance it to Little Miss Liz for when I show. I didn't know her registered name when I got her and she was being called Liz so I changed the Leslie part. Personally I think it sounds better that way anyways.

All gave some...And some gave all...God bless the USA

[sarapony]

My poor QH mare's registered name is Sheza Fiddlin Zip. Ick. Her dam is Sheza Barroom Babe, I wonder what she was like /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Betwixt the stirrup and the ground, mercy I asked, mercy I found

[can't re-]

I was the proud owner of:
I Am Rampage
and
Anzio Pass

Both registered tb's.

Now I have
"Beea"
also a registered TB....very exciting name, especially after I Am Rampage!!!

I knew a tb named "One Good Wack"....
/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif Actually, I kinda liked her name! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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As is our confidence, so is our capacity.
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[Eventer Pony Princess]

My hose's name is Tie Dyed Impression (i like it) But he's an appy so.... /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif oh well he could have QH blood in him.... /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
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~*Tiffany*~
<3Stormy>3

[Starmite]

Sofa Kingslo
(get it???) someone told me that they knew a horse w/ that name lol!!
~MP

*If at first you don't succeed, you probably won't succeed next time either*

[HuntJumpSC]

Pauline's Perils (JC)
Filibird Too (AQHA)
Odessa Dot (AQHA)
Feather N Our Cap (ApHC)

Blegh! /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif SUZ

Proud member of the following:
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~~~Do you think the JUDGE saw it???~~~
~~~Flying an airplane is easy: You pull the stick back, the houses get smaller, push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull & hold the stick back, the houses get smaller, then REALLY bigger!~~~

[Jennasis]

I know two QH's..
Classico Limestone
and my trainer's horse.....Jobobo!

Quarter horses are the worst.

[Leigh411]

My friends QH is registered as "Razor Totin' Jim". Other friend's QH is "Zim Dee Dum", and my OTHER friend's QH is "EZ Azu Repeat" /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[myEllie]

My TB's registered name is Dad's Woman. /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

[pwynnnorman]

Ten or so years ago, there was an Appy who won some major stuff whose name was "Ima Booger Too."

Sportponies Unlimited
Specializing in fancy, athletic, 3/4-TB ponies.
http://www.sportponiesunlimited.com

[Regalmeans]

My trainer's childhood horse (he's still around) is an STB who was originally named "Red's Fritz" - she changed it to Irish Whiskey.

Sarah ( & Regal)

what doesn't kill you makes you stronger -
unless it breaks your heart first

[Oppok]

We had a school horse registered as Silky Blond Dude which fit seeing as he was a palomino and all. Then someone wanted to show him as Bananarama, poor guy! My first horse was passported as Sir Dudley. sheesh!

[Cashew4ever]

My friend has a QH and her registered name is Hacksaw's Red Rose! It sounds like an axe murderer! My other friend has a Paint named Bertrum McCue.

[Clarice]

Hey, I have a friend in NC with a QH named Hacksaw! Anyway, in looking over my mare's pedigree, one can find Stinky Three, Stinky Sunday,Red Mud, even a Bucket Baby! At the barn I used to board at, there was a great-looking mare named something like Wind X Possum. Everyone called her Versace. As for my mare, her registered name is Impressive Christy. /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[FlightCheck]

is "Sheza Lucky Star"...ugh

we looked at a paint last week whose registered name is "Sportin' Wood"

they called him Sport, and had to HAND me his coggins when I asked what his show name was!

[appyhunter]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Sandy M:


On the other hand, while my horse's registered name isn't awful, it's a little odd for a "Native American" horse (Appy): VIKING GROG

Yeah right, the native american type of appaloosa is an endangered species....

Seriously, no idea where the grog part came from, but if his daddy is Viking Prince... he has some decent racing relatives and some nice eventing relatives in two breeds... /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[appyhunter]

The absolute worst registered horse name I ever saw was on an arabian gelding. Morbalzaa.

I dunno...I think "Shez So Easy Shez Sleazy" and "Invite Me Im Dirty" and "Unzipped Slowly" are all pretty bad /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Of course, Im convinced my mare got the worst...Windinthewillows. UGH!

In the day when I cried out, You answered me,
And made me bold with strength in my Soul.
-Psalm 138:3

[Wonder Why]

My poor mare came with the registered name: Ms. Wonder Weed!!!! (She is a regist. appy, no color). My gelding came with the name Daddy's Decision. The mare is shown under Wonder Why and the gelding is Torey. Where do they get these names!!!!!

[Wonder Why]

I posted once and it didn't seem to come up so if this is a duplicate, Sorry!

My mare's registered name: Ms. Wonder Weed
My gelding came with the name Daddy's Decision.

Yuck to both names. The mare is now Wonder Why (Wendy) and the gelding is Torey.

[Dementia 13]

Pauline's Perils (JC)
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Huntjumpsc, when I first read that I read it as Pauline's Penis. Ugh, I am soooo dumb.


A woman I know had a tb with the registered name "Bouncing Ball." She called him Snip.

I once helped rescue a tb mare called "Supper." That was her registered name. Ugh!



"What lamp has destiny to guide her little children stumbling in the dark?"

[GotSpots]

Spot's registered name was Scotty's Grey, and they called him Spig as a barn name, short for He's Big. (Note that he is a 50/50 brown and white tobiano paint.) We changed it to Presto. My coach is responsible for the barn name of Spot, about which, unfortunately, we can do nothing.

[drifting cloud]

Kangaroo Quickie (QH)
Dial a Fanny (QH)
Fight the Fudge (TB)
Pig Trail (TB)
Yo Homie (either TB or Appendix QH...this name is bad, but part of me thinks it's kinda cute too!)

[Flash44]

That't the name of a horse racing in MD. Do you think it would be cute for a lil white pony?

I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor don't bring me down...

[Rhonda]

These were some I groomed
Proboscis (stallion)
Ty Me Up (mare)- not the best name in a mostly male environment
Empty Feeling(mare)-again most trainers are men
On Fire Again(mare)-noticing a pattern /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
Soft and Smooth(filly)- well you know
Sky Rise(filly)-stood about 15hh

A Tb we have at the barn is registered as Deadly Combination. He is the sweetest guy ever-so what was it to scare away the competition??

What a great thread! /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

No horse can go as fast as your money does when you bet on him.

[domino]

my horse's registered name is ebony times. thank god we don't show her under that /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

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"If all goes well, you've overlooked something."
"Humpty Dumpty was pushed."

[wnqs]

My first horse, a TB mare, was registered as "Wapiti Lady"..Wapiti meaning 'elk'..ugh.. she was dainty and hardly elk-y..

My current horse is Alyjig (sire is Alysheba, dam is Jigger Gem) so it's a combo name that worked out okay. 'Jiggs' being his barn name.

[beameup]

my first horse was a qh mare named "Craig's Poco". Ugly name. We called her Celebrity.
Now I have a hannoverian named Mercedes (came with the name. he's a gelding and everyone always remarks that mercedes is a female name. also have a dutch wb named Sultan, sire was Persian Path.
also have a tb mare by Ramirez whose papered name is "Check Me Out". I owned her for over two years before i realized she had been named that because she had a check mark shaped star on her forehead. Duh

[hunter_1994]

I knwo a horse whos reg. name is I was Born A red Neck! He is a hunter and they are changng it!

[Fiction]

My Sweedish WB's name on his papers is "Krock Demon"
Its SO terrible! With his sire & dams names, they could have made a nicer sounding name, but geeze /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

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[hunterprincess]

my first paint horses name is sir pooh cat and my 2 qtr horses are docs red neck and deacons union gold. otherwise known as standing ovation and plenty of sunshine

[PlusTax]

My TB is off the track and his name was Comitted Fitness!! Then it was changed it to Just Jake which I really liked but my trainer/parents made me change it /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif And Pavi's name was Third Time's the Charm which isn't really that bad, but the reason she got it was b/c she used to refuse every jump twice before she would jump it!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Her registered name is Northstar Pavielle so I just shortened it.

**Kelsey**
&
**Notoriety**
**Plus Tax**
**Clearly Canadian**
**Pavielle**
**Angel Face**

[olympicprincess]

QH:
Bar-BS-Iron Fist (what the heck should you call him??) We called him "Jay" or was it just "J"....

our half-AQHA: Dolly Dine Bars
Previous owners called her "Dolly". ugh! plow horse name! Needless to say she is now "Emmy Award". She will never hear her reg. name again!!

[Backstage]

Between this thread and the golfer trophy thread, I've been laughing an awful lot!
I showed a horse named Otoe Matic Te, I mean it wasn't that bad until the program printed Otoe Matic PE! and the announcer said it that way (I swear he was laughing) all through the event...what I wouldn't have given not to win a ribbon an hear it repeated another bunch of times, see it on the scoreboard 5th on the list and later on the website...Also, I once knew a Tb named Extra Easy Lynn, thankfully he was a gelding because it certainly doesn't say much about his virtue!

[suecoo]

is Juan Mean Bean, ughhhhh /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif !!! I don't know why we didn't give him the barn name Johnny, but Carlton suits him much better anyway. /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Now, if I ever get him going and to a show his show name is going to be (don't laugh)
"Proof Pudding"! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Why you ask? /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif Because I've had so many problems with him and its taking us forever to just get going, it's one thing after another (now it's some soundness issues), but I love him so much, and I just have so much faith that once we get his issues sorted out that he is going to be a star, well you know that ole' saying, "the proof is in the pudding", so he's going to be my "Proof Pudding"!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

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