PDA

View Full Version : Stuff riders say



enjoytheride
Jan. 21, 2012, 07:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN5TyS-KYao&feature=youtu.be

riderboy
Jan. 21, 2012, 07:23 PM
That's pretty good! They left out "I think I'm gonna barf." Usually heard in the XC warmup!

ACMEeventing
Jan. 21, 2012, 07:38 PM
That was hilarious, and oh so accurate.

Judysmom
Jan. 21, 2012, 07:45 PM
That was pretty funny- didn't actually laugh out loud until I saw the credits.... "directed by Bjorn" :lol:

NSRider
Jan. 21, 2012, 08:02 PM
Love the clicking part :) lol

JFCeventer
Jan. 21, 2012, 08:23 PM
Love the clicking part :) lol

I loved the clucking too that was great! :lol:
Thanks for sharing!

TotB
Jan. 21, 2012, 08:46 PM
Hilarious! I loved "Can somebody get him...", although clearing the front seat was very familiar!

phoebetrainer
Jan. 21, 2012, 09:39 PM
Very clever - and now they'll get so many more suggestions too. This could get to be quite a series.

yellowbritches
Jan. 21, 2012, 10:59 PM
Yep. Said it all...the only thing that would have been better was if it was "Crap! I left my number/armband/whip/spurs at the trailer".

afox2332
Jan. 21, 2012, 11:12 PM
This would make a great series!!

RedRyderKy
Jan. 21, 2012, 11:39 PM
Love it! Was just thinking today how I wish there was a company like SmartPak in KY so I could combined my hobby with a job. ;)

lv4running
Jan. 22, 2012, 12:22 PM
This video is great! Very cute!

barnworkbeatshousework
Jan. 22, 2012, 05:59 PM
I "cluck" at my kids, my car, my dog. The worst was when I was brushing my daughter's hair, and tried to get her to scoot over by using my leg! So bad.

wildlifer
Jan. 22, 2012, 07:56 PM
They should make one for eventers:

"Can I borrow your..."
"Want a beer?"
"Did you post your helmet cam yet?"
"I stayed in the dressage arena!"
"Jog him one more time."
"What's my ride time?"
"Did you walk the course yet?"
"Is that Boyd?"
"Phillip/Karen/Lucinda liked my horse"
"P/K/L told me..."
"He pulled a shoe at the water"
"Will I be eliminated for..."
"Warmbloods suck at cross country"
"Thoroughbreds suck at dressage"
"How do I condition for..."
"That horse is crazy"
"Slow down!"
"Speed up!"

Duckz
Jan. 22, 2012, 09:34 PM
"What studs are you using?"
"Is the smoothy lady here?"
"Ring 2 is a cowbell."
"I need a beer."
"I need wine."
"I need tequila."
"Is this bit dressage legal?"
"Ask Janet."

cottonXCblondie
Jan. 22, 2012, 10:05 PM
i am literally laughing so hard, there are tears! i liked those lift-top cubbies in the tack room. need to remember those for when we do our barn.

mg
Jan. 22, 2012, 10:10 PM
I loved the part with the front seat of the car...pretty much every horse person I know!

cottonXCblondie
Jan. 22, 2012, 10:15 PM
me: go get her before she breaks my reins
DH: i think she already did

ECEventer
Jan. 22, 2012, 11:30 PM
hilarious, and wildlifer sounds like she comes from my barn!

wildlifer
Jan. 23, 2012, 08:57 AM
"Ask Janet."

HAHAHAH, hey, she just won a Smurfie award for this!

Duckz
Jan. 23, 2012, 11:30 AM
HAHAHAH, hey, she just won a Smurfie award for this!

It was well-deserved! :)

wildlifer
Jan. 23, 2012, 01:39 PM
Most definitely!

gully's pilot
Jan. 23, 2012, 04:39 PM
My all-time favorite, bellowed at me by a friend from 100 feet away, as I was hyperventilating in the show jumping on-deck spot:

"BREATHE!"

jackalini
Jan. 23, 2012, 09:11 PM
Love the video!!

I would suggest:
-My saddle needs new stuffing.
-Ugh, no one likes a dirty bit.
-Can I get a leg up?
-I'm headed to the barn. No, barN. Not bar. That's later.
-Tie his mouth shut. He goes better that way.
-Well, that was a lot of rearing.

Eventer specific:
-I keep my studs organized in a box.
-I never go XC on my OTTB without my BYW.
-I like to call it the dressage "opinion" not score.

barnworkbeatshousework
Jan. 23, 2012, 09:24 PM
My all-time favorite, bellowed at me by a friend from 100 feet away, as I was hyperventilating in the show jumping on-deck spot:

"BREATHE!"

:lol::lol::lol: That's what they we're yelling to me at my clinic last weekend!!!

enjoytheride
Jan. 23, 2012, 09:29 PM
I've jumped bounces plenty of times on my catlike reflexes mare, but yesterday, on the super greenie, I held my breath all the way through. My instructor noticed right away!

Dr. Doolittle
Jan. 23, 2012, 09:29 PM
"What studs are you using?"
"Is the smoothy lady here?"
"Ring 2 is a cowbell."
"I need a beer."
"I need wine."
"I need tequila."
"Is this bit dressage legal?"
"Ask Janet."

:D :yes: