View Full Version : Wardrobe Fail....

Aug. 8, 2011, 03:14 PM
Went camping with the horse this weekend to one of our favorite camping/riding locations.

Went for a short ride upon arrival Friday night - horses felt REALLY good and we ended up making an hour loop in 30 minutes. :winkgrin: It was a blast!

Get back to camp, high on life (me and the horse) from such a fun ride! Dismount.....

(In my head) "Hmmm......my pants feel funny"
'Funny' feeling brews in the pit of my stomach.
(Riding buddy) "OMG!!! You have a huge hole in the @$$ of your pants!!!!!! I can see your white undies!!!

Turns out that the entire left side of the seat of my pants was split.

To add insult to injury, I believe I've mentioned before that I go Commando. :eek:

Yep, those weren't my white undies....it was one of my white biscuits. :uhoh:

Half moon on Friday night!

I'll drink to that. ;)

Aug. 8, 2011, 03:32 PM
Was it a close contact saddle?:lol:

Aug. 8, 2011, 03:40 PM
Well, I suppose it was MUCH closer contact after the malfunction than before.:winkgrin:

Aug. 8, 2011, 03:41 PM
I hope that was a thick sheepskin on your saddle.:eek::lol:

Did you use duct tape to repair it?

Aug. 8, 2011, 03:49 PM
Nope - did the "hide my hinnie side-step-shuffle" over to the trailer and changed into a pair of shorts.

Then I hung my split pants on the side of my truck like a trophy. :D

Might as well own it. :lol:

Aug. 8, 2011, 05:13 PM
memories are made of this....:winkgrin: