Lion King gelded

[Black Market Radio]

Moesha, I am laughing soooo hard at your comments! I just had the greatest visual of you in the Walmart panty department... What WERE you doing there?

I hate Walmart too, but they have great deals on stuff... like plastic trunks to keep your tack in! Now THAT was a huge controversy from way back when!!!! http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/lol.gif It's up there with the pink flamingo decorations. Or were they parrots http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

The walmarts around here are always torn apart by RUDE people who don't seem to know how to control themselves much less their children. I am so glad they put a Target close to me!

Devilpups (http://f2.pg.photos.yahoo.com/angelgregory87)
We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv'

[Just My Style]

I stopped in on this thread to see why it wouldn't die, but then I was doubled over laughing at this: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>See that is what Satan's panties does....it makes you think, "Wow, I sure am fine...let me parade myself down the street with my two sizes to small hoochie mama Orangutan Barbara Steisand jean shorts, all twirling my hips to do a dip and licking my lips, and it is ok I still have barbeque potato chip crumbs all over my cheeks..cause I'm one hot machine of lust..." <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Carry on you crazy Virginians! http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/lol.gif

GA Clique/Drafties Clique
Live Large- Ride a Drafty!

[BelladonnaLily]

Ah, but I see no one has visited the Staunton Super Center...

THERE is where you'll find the creme de la creme!

[Moesha]

Ok.....Walmart is insane....Mother of dancing backwards lilliput people.

A woman in line is acting all crazy..and talking to the shirts she is going to buy...."Oh you are going to love living in my closet.." Then of course the cashier didn't take 35% off the $1 broom and all hell broke loose....people were startled and the managers came running..so of course linens N' things whisperer in front of me has to talk to me. "You look like you can dance, I love dancing..
She then no kidding proceeds to stick her stomach out and lean back and startes wiggling like drunken muppet...all of a sudden she lets out a whoop! yes a whoop...licks her lips and literally puts her face on the floor and starts shaking her but and going in a circle...

I was so tired I put down the peppermints and said out loud I just can't deal with this today! And walked out...and you know what was really scary...as I was leaving..I realized she was probably the most normal person there...

[Lisamarie8]

Mo-Mo,

I have a wal-mart story for you. So one day, I go to Wal-Mart after I ride and I'm still in my Boots and britches. Some CRAZY woman starts chasing me down saying "LADY, LADY DO YOU RIDE HORSES?!?!?!?"

I very politely tell her yes, and then she starts telling me this story about her daughter trying to go somewhere with her horse, but they have no way to get there, and she bets I have a horse trailer AND CAN SHE BORROW IT!

Uh, sure crazy lady in the Moo-Moo. Go ahead and take my trailer. You know what, I'll load my Sweet Ozzy into it so you can take him too. I mean I feel like after our 2 minute conversation that begun with you running after me like a baby on fire I really know you. http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/uhoh.gif

--- "We're putting you on what we call sudden death academic probation."

[Moesha]

That is so crazy.....I think the air in Walmart is poision....I mean really a Moo moo??? And I bet shr had a shopping cart full of the craziest stuff...bullets, giant salami's boxed wine by the gallon...

You should ahve offered her a place at your farm...maybe you could adopt her daughter and start training her and then you and the Mother could become best freinds and go to the Olive Garden on Friday nights!

[Robby Johnson]

I made my annual trip to Wallie yesterday morning for post-holiday organizational items. Rubbermaid containers and file folders for me, as well as Q-tips, Renu and cordovan shoe polish.

It be crazy up in Wal-Mart, babies. Our WM have a blue-light special. No shizzle, they be like, on the pager, all "girl go up to the shoe section and get 50% off select house slippers."

Robby

So I'm a sistah, buy things with cash
It doesn't mean that all my credit's bad

http://community.webshots.com/user/rbjohnsonii

[Moesha]

Walmart Babies!

Similar to "Excuse me where do you have batteries.

Answer: "Emmm ( eyes rolling to the left)


Ok no time for this, next person

"Excuse me where do you have batteries?"

Answer. ( hand flies up to the left...gritting noise from mouth) Derre

Ok what the hell.


The worst are the crazy clothes people....all seroius about some nasty barely cotton underwear hanging in hordes around the place....all defensive of their underwear...what the hell is up with that?? The undergarmet police?

[Black Market Radio]

This thread has gotten SOOO funny! I can't believe the types of people that shop at walmart. And the people that work there are NOTHING like the ones on the commercials... THEY have a clue! (no offense to anyone on here who works at walmart, I just haven't found any smart ones around here... http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif ) It took them 4 hours to tell me that the tire I brought in couldn't be fixed, it needed to be replaced. Oh yeah, this was AFTER they couldn't get it off my car!!! I asked a girl in the tire department for an estimated time and she snapped at me rudely! Anyway, I told them just to put a new flippin tire on. My mom talked to the manager about the snotty girl and she said right in front of him "Yeah, that was me, I had an attitude because I am not supposed to be working today and I sick and tired of costomers and their stupid 50 questions!" My mom said she didn't care what day it was, she better treat costomers with respect, and since the manager was just standing there with a dumb look on his face she was going to call the general manager and talk to HIM about it. Had I been there I would have ripped that girl a new one. No one talks to my mom like that!

So how does it all end??? An HOUR later they say, "We can't get the tire off the rim. Sorry." http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

Devilpups (http://f2.pg.photos.yahoo.com/angelgregory87)
We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv'

[Moesha]

You guys we have to all get together and go shopping at Walmart...can you imagine?

We will start with Devildog87's tire girl.

"I need my tire fixed."

"I'm am not supposed to be working today"

"Stop, Ok first of all you skanky little ho bag inbred pile of white trash diarrhea....when I want to know about you pathetic schlitz malt liquor drinking trashy vanilla ice dating life I'll ask the local pimp. So take that pouty look of you face ,because with that dimestore makeup you are not pulling it off, give Elvira back her eyeshadow and take those cheap lee press on nails to that computer and hit the keys to tell me what I want to know. Adn if you open your stupid mouth one more time, I am taking the smiling face off that sale rack and...

[Row Wisco, Row!]

Robby J!!

I must know...did you have the good fortune of visiting Wally World Supercenter, Baseline Rd., its relative Bowman branch, or one of the many other Little Rock area Wallies?

I can't tell you how many times at WWsC Baseline some off-key girl working between frozen foods and produce yelled 'Awwww sheeeeeeot girl...they's's softball playas up in here!! Git here, check this!!' http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/uhoh.gif (and similar variants) to no one in particular. All the freezer doors shut in unison and everyone turned and looked at us in our breeches. I don't think there's anything worse than being the center of attention at Wally World, especially when you're the only one that hasn't done anything out of the ordinary. All I wanted was sustenance.

I do know what you mean about those blue-light specials, though, they're lure is powerful....

On a related note, my mother was held captive by that damn bouncing wally smiley guy for way too many years. Recently, she called me and said 'You know, I was thinking, and I decided that I don't like to support huge chain stores like Target. They drive out other worthy competitors like KMart, ShopKo, and Prange Way. http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/uhoh.gif I decided that I'm not going provide further support to a place that has given me nothing but bad stocking, poor service, and a constant odour of dead animal. Oh yeah, also bad deals on things I really don't need...But, anyway, I think it's horrible how Wal Mart has wreaked havoc on the economy through it's years of systematic abuse of the long-standing American retail model. http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif (Nod and smile...yes mommy!) I have decided to boycott the Wal Mart chain-store style empire and have encouraged others to join me. The girls and I have agreed that Target seems like a much better place to shop for so many reasons.'

So now, my perfectly innocent (??) mother has instead been taken captive by the lure of a bullseye, a cute Bull Terrier, and an annoying guy named Todd with horrible taste. One minute she hates it, the next she wants to be the new spokesperson.I just don't get it. Don't ask me why--she has Corgis, and has always disliked Bullies (I wanted one when I was younger--still do, actually), and you'd better bet I didn't hear the end of the Corgi -vs- Bullie fiasco at the Queen's house this holiday. Quite frankly, I think the woman is jaded as a result of shopping too much at Wally World, and has turned to a new vice.... http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/sigh.gif

To be great is to dare to rise above the sea of mediocrity and surround yourself by the elite... To be excellent is to never give in to the mental weakness or fear.

[This message was edited by Row Wisco, Row! on Dec. 30, 2003 at 02:57 PM.]

[Black Market Radio]

Thanks Moesha! I am glad I wasn't drinking anything or I would have spit it out all over the place!

We had an OBVIOUS strung out hooker come into my old job (company that makes the cardboard cut-outs of celebrities) and she was scary looking! She could barely walk straight and had to be on some MAJOR drugs. She came in wearing a hot pink thread over her saggy baggy boobies and a hot pink ribbon for a skirt. You could see her spleen if she bent over!!! She had like 9 inch heels and scragly, nasty legs. Her hair looked like it hadn't been brushed in 10 years and her make-up??? Oh my GOSH! Drag Queens had NOTHING on her. At least when they wear their gobs of make-up they know how to do it!!! I politely told her we were not hiring. I should have had her fill out an application and told my boss to call her in as a joke on him!

Does your Walmart have a Mcdonalds in it? Even they are cranky and incoherent, and all around knot-heads. The place was atrociaously filthy and the lady calling out when your order was ready sounded like Frau on Austin Powers. If you didn't jump up imedietly to get your food she would point at you and scream "YOU!!!"

Devilpups (http://f2.pg.photos.yahoo.com/angelgregory87)
We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv'

[Robby Johnson]

Edina Monsoon said it best,

"You only work in a shop, you know. You can drop the attitude."

Robby

So I'm a sistah, buy things with cash
It doesn't mean that all my credit's bad

http://community.webshots.com/user/rbjohnsonii

[FairWeather]

just a note to say congrats to Girlnextdoor and Lion King who came home with a Champion ribbon their first time in the hunter ring http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[Janet]

Oh great- what show?

I hope I get to see them go.

Janet
chief feeder and mucker for Music, Spy, Belle, and Brain

[Tap2Tango]

This thread is hilarious...I need to wonder over to the eventing board more often!!! http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/yes.gif

~Steph

*Tapestry* 2000 Dutch WB mare by Contango

[Robby Johnson]

RWR - Hey you! Happy to see you posting! I have never been in a WMSS and have only recently gone to Baseline Road for the first time ever, to collect our broken vacuum cleaner that was serviced there. I wanted to cry by the time I got home. I was so skeered! If I must go to WM, I go to Bowman Road.

But they're building a new one out Chenal, can you believe? Everyone is all aflutter!

Robby

p.s. Congrats girlnextdoor!

So I'm a sistah, buy things with cash
It doesn't mean that all my credit's bad

http://community.webshots.com/user/rbjohnsonii

[lms]

GND was champion in the Older Childrens at the Swan Lake Horse show this past weekend.. Go GND!!!

"Some people need to buy the winners, others make them."

[QueenMother]

Yay, Molly! Great job with your Lion!

[goobs]

Wow! Congratulations GND and LK! Hopefully she will post some pics and give us her story!

[Lisa Cook]

Congratulations! http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[Black Market Radio]

I guess that answers the "Will he make a good hunter" question! ALRIGHT!!!! YOU GO GIRL!!! Just DON'T shop at Walmart...

Devilpups (http://f2.pg.photos.yahoo.com/angelgregory87)
We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv'

[bip]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FairWeather:
just a note to say congrats to Girlnextdoor and Lion King who came home with a Champion ribbon their first time in the hunter ring http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Would you please try to stay on topic? We are talking about discount stores over here.

http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif Just kidding! Carry on...