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May. 29, 2011, 12:02 PM
So here I was reading about a filly that needed a home away from the track. I looked up her record to get more information and she had 6 starts and won $560 no first,places or shows. My seventeen year old daughter is sitting with me I looked over at her with a sad face and said, "Oh the poor girl, she was too slow." When my daughter said out of nowhere, "well she probably wasn't slow just not as fast as the others."
I busted out laughing!!!!!!

Well that says it all, none of the horses are slow, it just happens that the ones they are with at that moment are a bit faster.

The inside truth of horse racing has been figured out and by a teenager! lol

May. 31, 2011, 03:10 PM

Toadie's mom
Jun. 1, 2011, 12:49 PM
Cute! That reminds me of my least favorite question interviewers ask trainers. "Do you think he'll get the distance?" Of course he will, just maybe not as fast as some of the others! Asanine:mad: