P**ing technique whilst hunting (mounted)

[Big Fred]

Tried it once, dreadful mess, anything to report anyone?

[Big Fred]

Tried it once, dreadful mess, anything to report anyone?

[fernie fox]

Well you silly idjut. http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Surely you could tell by the direction of the fag smoke,which way to aim http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[ToolTime]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by fernie fox:
Well you silly idjut. http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Surely you could tell by the direction of the fag smoke,which way to aim http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE> http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/lol.gif http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/lol.gif

[Big Fred]

I hadn't thought of that, but I don't think the wind has that much effect. I have always found that the standing position required to perform said operation, creates a contraction in the gluteals and abductors, thereby preventing the free flow of fluid. The reason for the question is that I have a new pair of Oliver Brown Woolen breeches, with an interesting flap arrangement to front, and I have seen professional pee-ers use this to great effect, but never had the sense to ask them for guidance (verbal not physical) http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_redface.gif I think that damp wool would be fairly unpleasant, and could cause chaffing. http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

[Delphi]

Never seen it done. I have heard tell of a "Gent" who came a cropper when said tinkle hit dry leaves and spooked his mount.

[SimpsoMatt]

My brother tried it once. I claimed that made him a dressage rider because he could "pee off" his horse.

[Foxhunt4me]

I do it all the time. You need a couple of things to help be successful:

1. A horse that will stand still

2. Horses Butt to the wind or in the direction you want to go.

3. Stand in your Stirrups and aim off the shoulder

4. A strong stream - if you have prostate enlargement issues etc you will have a hard time not christening your horse!

5. 'Size' does help :-)

The quicker you can get it done the better - go before you have a quart and you will take less time and less chance of a problem.

[Big Fred]

And how are your breeches agranged, do they have a pee flap?

Sorry simpsomatt, I just got that, very good http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/lol.gif

[Foxhunt4me]

Yes , just like slacks etc. Wouldn't buy them any other way !!!!


No trap door in back though .

[Foxhunt4me]

Atta boy ,

Grip it , and Rip it....

[CarrieK]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">My brother tried it once. I claimed that made him a dressage rider because he could "pee off" his horse. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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[Equibrit]

You have to expect this puerile stuff - they are male!

[Big Fred]

Unnecessary

[Equibrit]

"P**ing technique whilst hunting (mounted)"

Unnecessary!

[Big Fred]

So we can add sexist to racist and elitist, you're sounding like a great catch http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/no.gif We're just having a bit of a laugh here, could you just sod off please?

[Equibrit]

You can do and think what you please, as long as you don't inflict it on the rest of us.(BTW how should you explain this thread to an 8 year old?)

[Big Fred]

I would suggest that explaining about peeing (a natural bodily function) to an eight year old (they are normally veterans by now), would be an awful lot easier than explaining why mummy is a sexist-racist-elitist..........how do you explain this to her by the way? Or is just a normal,ingrained and accepted part of life for her now?

Is the hook set far enough in now?

[Equibrit]

We did not have a problem with language and crudity on this board until about Sept 9th 2005. Is there some reason that we have to endure it now? How come you always default to insult? The average 8 year old could quite capably explain the biology of this "natural function", but that is not what is being discussed here. It's a stretch of anybody's imagination to believe that grown adults would have "fun" discussing biology. There must be a place where this sort of conversation is appropriate; private messaging, public rest room walls or BF's salon. It's just not here.

[everyequine]

ok, ok...lets get back to the task at hand http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Mr EE says that he used to do it all the time and standing in the stirrups, twisting body to left or right- based on left hand or right hand preference for your reins....and point and shoot! http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif make sure you are out of the company of others so you don't get their boots wet! hehe! http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

as for us females... is there a way we could do this? I don't know, it "DEPENDS!" hahahha!

[propspony]

LOL wow, I have been working with stagehands for far too long. I didn't even realize until Sannois comment that this thread was crude. I was thinking, "man, I wish I could pee off my horse" http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[LostFarmer]

Equibrit: The men on this board have to wade through the bra choices and the to thong or not to thong while riding questions. Please cut with the snoborish attitude.

[fernie fox]

You know,Big Fred,I have given this a lot of thought the last few days. http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

I think I have come up with a solution for you.

Place a piece of rubber tubing[about a foot long] in your game pocket.

In times of need ,place said tubing over necessary object and direct flow down wind. http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

As I said in earlier post,first test wind direction with your fag. http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Arcadien]

As a female eventer / sometimes hunt rider, all I can say in response to this inappropriate, ill judged subject is...

I'M JEAlOUS!!!!

Oooo, you bloody b*stards, not only do you have the advantage during the first few miles of a marathon (for the unitiated, the porta potty lines are famously impossibly long up to the start gun, and all runners know to well hydrate before running, so, cough, those who can't sweat it all out in time have to , um, make other arrangements, which for guys is totally unfairly easliy managed, whereas us gals have to make costly off course maneuvres to accomplish the same purpose in even remotely good taste...)

but now you must cruelly point out how easy relief could be arranged from on board one's horse...

Frankly, I'm just disgusted with this topic. And horrified, and -

Hey, what about a 20 cc syringe toted along in the pocket, then with some skill, including the standing and shifting positions as such discussed, the resourceful girl on a horse might... -

Anyway, shame on you guys!!!

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Arcadien

[Big Fred]

"We did not have a problem.......", Equibrit with no one else taking your line, that's a very royal WEE http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/lol.gif http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/lol.gif http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/lol.gif

Spoken with the Tinker, she can't think of any method which leaves modesty intact, other than to make full use of the lorry beforehand, and avoid trotting home at all costs. http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Fernie fox............you've spent too much time thinking about this, or too much time on http://www.putrubbertubingonmyw#*@y.com. Also, haven't had a fag since I was at Eton http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/uhoh.gif

Arcadien........20cc???? Are we talking about mice or men here? I don't think I cold even see that straight, and according to the Tinker, My aim is crap at best, let alone after an hours worth before the off http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_redface.gif

Propspony...............The reason for this thread, was that I have no problem with the PEE OFF, just that when I need it, I can't manage a half piss. http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/winkgrin.gif

[Big Fred]

Arcadien................what are you talking about other arrangements???????????? I sat with mouth wide open as Paula Radcliffe copped a squat in this years London Marathon http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_redface.gif Porta potties not for our British girls.........hard as nails and pee like a man.......and then win! http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/winkgrin.gif

[Magnolia]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> We did not have a problem with language and crudity on this board until about Sept 9th 2005. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well.... that is arguable.... but, carry on.

Anyhow, they once had an article in our local papaer about where people who are out running or jogging go pee (behind the bushes, at gas stations, etc. etc.) and on proper etiquette on where to pee on group runs. Fascinating front page material. http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Anyhow, why not hop off and find a nearby tree?

[Big Fred]

"find a nearby tree".....a nice idea, but if they find, there you are #$*% in hand, breeches round ankles, looking at little stupid as your horse take the next three hedges "tout seule"!!!

[Uberraschung]

This thing always made me giggle, but maybe you guys can test it out on hunts? (http://www.biorelief.com/store/stadiumpal.html)

hee hee.

[SimpsoMatt]

I think I might rather take a chance on being left standing with my breeches down than trying the mounted whiz when hounds suddenly find, and have to quickly try to gather up the reins and get everything properly stowed before the next fence. It's tough enough just getting the cap back on the flask at a gallop. I'd sure hate to get anything tangled in the reins.

[Magnolia]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> It was a little unusual getting used to, but now I find myself urinating right during delivering packages or conversating with people. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

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Now the next time I see a UPS guy in pants, I will have to laugh.

[DH]

Hey girls...

http://www.travelmateinfo.com/

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[WildBlue]

Matt, you voiced exactly what I was wondering. Seems like it'd be a wee bit painful for you guys to go galloping off without everything stowed properly. http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/lol.gif

I'll take my chances with the tree, thanks, whilst a friend holds my trusty steed. At worst, my horses pony well so I'd just have to chase after my ride (puff, puff).

[Coca-Cola]

I think a few of the ladies on this board have their thongs wedged up a little too high. Get a life already. There is nothing indecent about a normal bodily function, and this is a perfectly valid discussion.

Equally valid as say, cleaning a horse's sheath, which to some would equate to besiality (especially when your horse enjoys it way toooo much), or just disgusting. Explain that to your eight year old.

[Equibrit]

I find it very unfortunate that a young person of my acquaintance had browsing previleges for this site revoked when father read this thread. Never mind though, as long as you are having "fun" everything must be just fine.

[Uberraschung]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Equibrit:
I find it very unfortunate that a young person of my acquaintance had browsing previleges for this site revoked when father read this thread. Never mind though, as long as you are having "fun" everything must be just fine. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
You are really tedious. What are you...the coth morality police? Send the kid to a board aimed towards teens and tweens like Catchride or something. Those kids are 100% saccharine sweet on their boards with no potty words allowed http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Black Market Radio]

I rarely come on here anymore, but this thread has me in stitches!!! I was reading some responses to my dad and had him laughing too http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Obviously, the dissenters were not around for the Inverness problem, thong, fing, nump, baby eating and other equally "appalling" topics... http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/lol.gif

[andalusia]

To the contrary, Sannois. And rider who has reached a level of horsemanship (both genders) where they feel comfortable enough to attempt waste elimination while mounted is, indeed, a very fine rider.

As for Mrs. Escondido, a balcony in Barbados. What year and month was that? I was there and on the ground floor. I do recall being on my balcony and marveling at the tropics. That it can rain in one very small space . . .

[SimpsoMatt]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sannois:
So much for Foxhunting being the atriocrats sport! I am sure all are not that common! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Umm .. if you mean "aristocrats", about the only people who still claim foxhunting is an aristocratic sport are the ones who want to ban it. Those who participate in the sport tend to have a more egalitarian philosophy.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sannois:
You people are apparently too poor to afford indoor accomidations, Or your just plain classless common trash. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Or have better manners than to do stuff like that in the house http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Seriously, we're talking about an outdoor sport here. What in the world does your comment about indoor accomodations have to do with people who are miles from any sort of building?

[fernie fox]

Some of you guys have absolutely NO sense of humour.

I have hunted for over 50 years ,and pee-ing is a problem.

The Quorn,Belvoir,Pytchley,FERNIE,Hambledon,Cowdrey,So uth and west Wilts.to name a few,have never had strategically placed ,port-o-lets available out in the field. http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

We peed where and when we could,not all of those loose horses you see in the old prints have thrown their riders.

Just as those many pics.you see with the field enshrouded with a romantic looking mist.[that is OFTEN enhanced by ciggy smoke] http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Which hunt in MD smokes??

[fernie fox]

OHH Sannois,this IS horse related.

I have trained many foxhunters, 3de,showjumpers and dressage horses in my time.

But the most exhilarating feeling in the world is a good horse between your knees,good hounds screaming across beautiful countryside ahead of you. http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Good company of these folks in the pub after hunting. http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

PS.these same folks I used to rub shoulders with at Buckingham palace and Windsor socially.

I don't think I would have been a part of this clique if I was a common low down bum. http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

The upper crust has a terrific sense of humour too,not that you would know about that. http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[Big Fred]

Sannois and Equibrit....................I would like to use the royal wee on behalf of all of us having a great laugh here. If you do not like it, could WEE ask you to PISS OFF!

[fernie fox]

Well ,we brits do definately have a "lavatorial"sense of humour. http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Smithtown hunt! I mounted one of their masters a few years ago on my favorite mare,we had a great day hunting,he was an excellent rider and my mare went very well for him.

Did'nt notice any lack of humour in the after hunting parties from he or his charming wife.

Lovely couple.

[Big Fred]

But you're still here, it makes no sense, you just enjoy having arguements with people for no purpose. Just stop reacting go away, you're not required here, you and your friend are way out numbered, there's no fight here for you, just the continued opportunity to make a public dick of yourself. You're exactly the sort of person that watches a hideous piece of TV for two hours, then complains to the station about it. Just switch off! Go and have a go at someone on a dressage board, it's much more your style.

[propspony]

LOL, and as for aristcracy and manners, if the sort of people I meet on this thread are any indication of the people I would meet foxhunting, then I sure do wish that there was a hunt anywhere near me! http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

But then, I always found the eventers to be more my style than the others anyways. Much more fun! http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/yes.gif

Man I miss the east coast, with grass and trees and fields... doesn't anyone want to adopt me and my gimpy mare so we too can experience the joy of hunting, otherwise known as "the new sport of equine off-peeing, with added canine excitement" http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

anyone?

propspony

[J Swan]

My husband doesn't have a problem doing this - but then again - size does matter! http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Sorry gentlemen.

This is why I limit my coffee to one cup on hunting days. Too much poison ivy, oak and sumac to risk a pit stop.

I'm a bit of a prude and wasn't raised to enjoy potty humor - but this is mildly humorous. I must say I found the threads about thongs more offensive than this thread. This thread is merely boorish and puerile. The thong thread was suggestive and full of innuendo - something I would revoke my kids internet privilges for reading.

For those who are shocked at the discussion - you'd never make it in the military.....

[propspony]

or the racetrack...

[lizathenag]

my first thought was interesting topic.
my second thought after reading the complaints was
tant pis!

[mrs.smith]

For the most part, this thread is hysterical. I mean, what DO you do when you have to pee in the field? Rita Mae Brown seems to have left that part out of her novels.

[SimpsoMatt]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by fernie fox:
I mounted one of their masters a few years ago on my favorite mare </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Must have required even more coordination than peeing on horseback, not to mention a truly bombproof horse!!

[Erin]

Sannois, Equibrit, if you don't like the thread, DON'T READ IT.

You two are NOT the ones who get to decide what is and isn't allowed. Your post alert has been received, considered, and declined. This thread is certainly no worse than many of the thong threads we've had, and as long as it stays PG, it's allowed to stay.

[race_run_jump]

SimpsoMatt - thanks for that - my computer screen NEEDED me to spit diet coke on it!! Fabulous!!
I wonder how the "stadium pal" would impact the fit of tall boots......
I also wonder why there is an 8year old surfing this BB instead of doing his math homework or riding her pony, but whatever.
Hunting is one sport that makes me very glad not to need the every 15 minute rest stop!

[Beezer]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Big Fred:
There's no fight here for you, just the continued opportunity to make a public dick of yourself. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Never posted in this forum before, have only dreamed of hunting, but I could not pass this up ... the juxaposition of peeing in public and saying someone is making a "public dick of yourself" is just too rich! http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

As for this ...

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by SimpsoMatt:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by fernie fox:
I mounted one of their masters a few years ago on my favorite mare </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Must have required even more coordination than peeing on horseback, not to mention a truly bombproof horse!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

... I have just one word: **SNORK!!**

[Marcella]

Equibrit, Sannois--Quit peeing in the Wheaties!

[CarrieK]

tant pis, the royal wee http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/lol.gif

I'm American, I can afford accomdations, and yet I still find the thread a hoot. Go figure.

[Scootie]

This is a hilarious thread. I just laughed so hard I almost did to my computer chair what some guys are evidently doing to their horses! http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

My, my, my. Not only is the "Prude Factor" getting p!$$ed off, but so are a lot of horses! http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/lol.gif http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/winkgrin.gif

[MuleLady]

Now that I've reached the age where those commercials about drugs to control "sudden, frequent urges to urinate" get my attention, I must admit to wondering what the heck I'm going to do when the hunting day gets longer than the two or three hours typical of cubbing season. And it's cold enough that I can't depend on taking some of the pressure off my bladder by sweating out some of the liquid in my system.

Eewwwwww..."sweat" ... That's SOOOO icky. Perhaps I should have used the more PC term "GLOW" http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif ... I find this thread quite humorous.

[andalusia]

I have to add my two cents here. I agree and vote with the rest of the participants who question WHY, if you do not like a thread, don't you just go to another? Why keep coming back and making trouble. No one here is doing that to either of you. This seems to be a group of people having fun. If it is not amusing to you, simply point and click out.

Ms. Escondido: We could take up fox-hunting if you like. The other foxhunters might make fun of an Andalusian on the hunt field, but once they saw what these fellows can do, they would accept them. We would have to refrain from using the "d" (dressage) word, yes?

Is Kim here? If so, do either of you work?

[Red Hunter]

Andalusia,

Yes, I'm here, and Yes I do work. I am able to multi-task. I might ask you the same question.

You should try foxhunting. You might like it. Dressage comes in pretty handy in the hunt field.

[SimpsoMatt]

Erin, you stinkin liberal!! Do your bosses at COTH know you're encouraging all your mindless liberal sheep followers to go around peeing all over the country?

[Delphi]

Andalusia, foxhunters make fun. We would be delighted to make fun with an Andalusian but never make fun of an Andalusian! http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif You can demonstate proper piaffe? http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[andalusia]

Ok, Escondido, the gloves are coming off right now! hahaha. You are telling my secrets. Shall I tell about your thong with the horses' a$$ at the back (the part that peeks out when your breeches are low rise?) Two can play this game, my little friend. hahaha.

Has anyone ever ridden nude to the hounds? I bet it has been done.

Back on topic. My question is this: When discussing the best form for pissing off the horse, are we talking about a standing horse or a moving horse?

Can someone give me a practical description for each?

[Big Fred]

Wow, could you imagine the chaffing? You'd smell the burning for miles.

[Foxhunt4me]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">My question is this: When discussing the best form for pissing off the horse, are we talking about a standing horse or a moving horse? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Standing I think.

But one time, towards the end of a hunt , trotting down the road back to the kennels I told a hilarious joke to a lady that was having a bit too much of the flask and she peed herself. I think that qualifies as moving but not as 'good form' ....

:-)

[nhwr]

Big Fred,

Avec ce fil, dans mes yeux vous êtes rachetés. Mais je dois demander pourquoi vous appellez vous BIG Fred? http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[Big Fred]

Merci bien

Ca, c'est le nom de mon cheval de chasse, pas un estimation de ma bite http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/winkgrin.gif

[Red Hunter]

Big Fred,

Thanks for clearing that up. I was pondering something else as well.

[J Swan]

I'd like to set all y'all straight on something about foxhunting in Virginia.

Virginians do not sweat, they glisten. Or glow.
Virginia field hunters do not fart; nor do they spew spittle.
Virginians do not smoke, they indulge in minor vices. Same thing with drinking; a harmless indulgence.

[Foxhunt4me]

Pinky, Are you pondering what I am pondering ?

The Brain

[SimpsoMatt]

But do they pee?

[MissBri]

Oh my Gawd, you guys are crackin' me up!

[~Freedom~]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Equibrit:
I find it very unfortunate that a young person of my acquaintance had browsing previleges for this site revoked when father read this thread. Never mind though, as long as you are having "fun" everything must be just fine. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I do believe you have to be 13 years old or older. I would also assume that one would think that would apply to anyone given " browsing privileges".

Most 13 year olds have more savy regarding censored/xrated things than I do.

[J Swan]

Virginians neither pee nor urinate; to do so would offend the delicate sensibilities of the ladies present.

We Virginians, being superior to all other states in the Union (especially those above the Mason-Dixon line), "make water".

[~Freedom~]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by J Swan:
We Virginians, being superior to all other states in the Union (especially those above the Mason-Dixon line), "make water". </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Bahahah

"Special Water" !

[CarrieK]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">We Virginians, being superior to all other states in the Union (especially those above the Mason-Dixon line), </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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[Foxhunt4me]

" We Virginians, being superior to all other states in the Union (especially those above the Mason-Dixon line)"


Someone please remind them that they LOST the war....they do have such short memories... probably some still out back callin for their slaves...

[J Swan]

Nah - we know we lost the war - we just like to say we make water instead of pee. Sounds more poetic. We do like to be poetic.

And those poor people were called "servants".

[wateryglen]

Uh, YUP! Taught my fieldhunter to make water when I do out hunting! Honest, he always does! Even on a trailride!
One time some ladies & I both got off to make water and our horses did at the very same time. So there we are...all 4 of us hiding in the bushes....making water.....pants down and all 4 of us peeing and the huntsman comes galloping around the corner....busts up laughing and hits his mouth with his horn he was about to blow.....and says
"Now THERE is a view!" ! http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif Of course his lip swelled up as it should have!! http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Cindeye]

Oh my aching sides. I just PEEped into this forum for a change of pace (no pun intended) and stumbled on this thread. I'm definitely going to hang out here more often, even though I haven't ridden to hounds since the 1970s with Genessee Valley. No hunt...the drawback of living in NoCal!

[J Swan]

Ewwwww, Wateryglen - talk about fouling a line....

[Big Fred]

Oh, his lip................sorry misread http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_redface.gif

[propspony]

Wateryglen, well that makes your login name quite appropriate now doesn't it. http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[Coreene]

Oh please, if girlies could have a slash while atop heese, we'd be all over it! I'm so there!

Big Fred, me love you long time.

[LostFarmer]

Yup been there done that. My version of hunting is in a western saddle and the foxes replaced by deer and elk. The "making water" while in the saddle is a technique of great import. The worst is when wearing layers of winter woolies it is best to have longer equipment. If winter woolies are required then shrinkage is usually a problem. http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/yes.gif Sad but true. http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/cry.gif

[AllWeatherGal]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Cindeye:
... No hunt...the drawback of living in NoCal! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh Cindeye ... slap yourself, girl! There is most certainly hunting in the area ... there's the Los Altos Hounds down here on the Peninsula and, Reno's got Red Rock Hounds, and I know there's another pack somewhere in between!!

You have but to ask, and you too can ... well ... *you* know!

[yventer]

I'm a lurker on this board, but I have to share this:

A lovely lady I boarded with in PA told me of seeing, as a child, a hunt lady's man scrubbing the canvas seat of her sidesaddle one evening. When she asked why he was doing that, he replied it was to remove the urine.

Personally, the thought of riding to hounds sidesaddle is beyond me, much less in early 1900's dress, but I can understand, in a way, how it would be preferable to ride in "soggy" undergarments than to have to dismount and then find the help to re-mount a sidesaddle in those clothes!

(So, if this thread disgusted you before, now you can add "deliberately p**ing yourself"!)

This hunt lady was of course perfectly respectable, and I can't imagine anything was ever said after the hunt about her turnout or "aroma".

She was from an enormously respected family, and mothered very sucessful leaders of industry, as well as some world-class riders, so the occasional lack of indoor plumbing obviously didn't harm her much!

Y

[Big Fred]

Having hunted several times with the quorn, I had the good fortune to see the whole side saddle thing in action. Those girls will jump any hedge of 6 feet plus, with ministry ditches either side, as well or better than any convetional rider. They looking quite the sexiest thing on god's good earth, in their habits, top hats and veils.

However, I occassioned to hear the most incredible outpouring of anglo-saxon in my existance one Monday morning. I turned to see some poor chap in his red coat being verbally slain by said veiled beauty. "you F***** ****, go buy yourself a horse that can F***** jump!" I quote verbatim! It would seem that his horse had put in a stop, and she'd been using him as a lead. I think she would have killed him if there had been a gun to hand.

Also, with regard to the "Posh Lady wot peed", no surprise at all. I cannot imagine tha agony of spending all day side saddle to then have to trot for a mile.........you can't rise in an SS, so you just bump bump bump your way along.....ouch.

[Cindeye]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by AllWeatherGal:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Cindeye:
... No hunt...the drawback of living in NoCal! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh Cindeye ... slap yourself, girl! There is most certainly hunting in the area ... there's the Los Altos Hounds down here on the Peninsula and, Reno's got Red Rock Hounds, and I know there's another pack somewhere in between!!

You have but to ask, and you too can ... well ... *you* know! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Oooh! Oooh! I've asked around all the barns in Walnut Creek and have received blank stares. DUH! Why didn't I ask here? Ummm...Cindeye...here's your sign...you're a complete maroooon!

AWG...you have a PT.

[Coreene]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Cindeye:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by AllWeatherGal:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Cindeye:
... No hunt...the drawback of living in NoCal! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh Cindeye ... slap yourself, girl! There is most certainly hunting in the area ... there's the Los Altos Hounds down here on the Peninsula and, Reno's got Red Rock Hounds, and I know there's another pack somewhere in between!!

You have but to ask, and you too can ... well ... *you* know! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Oooh! Oooh! I've asked around all the barns in Walnut Creek and have received blank stares. DUH! Why didn't I ask here? Ummm...Cindeye...here's your sign...you're a complete maroooon!

AWG...you have a PT. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Cindeye, I have never seen you in maroon! http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/no.gif I have seen you in attractive clothing, but never a moron in maroon. http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/lol.gif

[just_me]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MuleLady:
And it's cold enough that I can't depend on taking some of the pressure off my bladder by sweating out some of the liquid in my system.
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>
There's the answer right in your reply: Depends. http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I've never hunted, though I've always wanted to. Sounds so great. Don't know if I'd have the nerve at my age, especially on my TB.

Anyway, I don't see what's the big deal with letting an 8 year old read this thread. First of all, kids love potty humor and more subtle comments will go right over their heads. http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Equibrit]

Why has this thing reared it's ugly head again?
The big deal was that the kid lost browsing previleges here when Dad read this thread. Problem is that you can't rely on people to be subtle, and it's a lot more entertaining than the simply vulgar!
http://p069.ezboard.com/fthemanurepile39728frm2.showMessage?topicID=6900.t opic

[Big Fred]

http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/sigh.gif

[propspony]

If the child isn't mature enough to deal with this subject humour, then the child isn't old enough to be on this BB. (and shouldn't have been anyways from what I remember) Perhaps instead of worrying whether their precious darling is having their mind ruined by pee-ing jokes, the parents should focus on the fact that their child was doing something that was not allowed, such as underage surfing of this site.

What would have happened had the young person found the thread about when Nevada was learning how to use the artificial mare? Or one of the sheath cleaning threads that discuss how some geldings "like" it, or the "my mare is a hussy and is rubbing her hoohoo on the fence post" thread?

But then it's always somebody else's fault if your child doesn't have the standards in place to make the proper desicions isn't it?

Telling the child not to read the thread is the parent's perogotive. That is what parents do, they raise children. Hopefully they will raise children smart enough and moral enough to make good descions in life. A child will always be faced with information that may not be "proper", you can't shield them from everything, nor should you.

I grew up on the backside of a racetrack, surrounded by every single vice you can imagine. From alcoholism, to rampant drug abuse, rape, abuse, porn addictions. You name it, I saw it and dealt with it on a daily basis. But guess what, I had grandparents. I had good ones, and I learned what the right choices were. Whoo boy did I learn what happens when you make the wrong ones...

It isn't about this thread, it's about parenting. So get over it. If you find it offensive, don't come back, but don't hide behind some facade of "it's immoral to the kids", that's just BS.

OK, off of my soapbox now.

whew

[Equibrit]

propspony - what rot! Try writing about something you know about.

[propspony]

or revert to elementary school. It's your choice. http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

I think you just like stirring the pot.

Would you prefer a wooden or metal spoon? Long handle or short?

[Equibrit]

Your rant is based on ignorance. You have NO knowledge of the situation involved - how could you? So please keep your rants to yourself, unless you are better informed.

[joliemom]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Equibrit:
Your rant is based on ignorance. You have NO knowledge of the situation involved - how could you? So please keep your rants to yourself, unless you are better informed. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>None of us know the "situation involved" nor should we. If your child read something naughty on a public bb, then it's your responsiblity to deal with it, not ours to censor ourselves over something so seemingly inoffensive. Off color, maybe, offensive, hardly.

And yes, I am a parent, and a damn good one at that.

[Uberraschung]

When I have kids, they won't be allowed to pee. It just isn't natural or nice. Much less, the number two will never be spoken of because it just doesn't exist. Or I could always tell them one of my favorite t-shirt slogans. (https://secure1.nexternal.com/tshirtstha/images/poop2.jpg)

Must suck to be so uptight. You must have some wicked ulcers!

[Big Fred]

Equibrit, you've already been told by Erin after you ran to teacher, telling tales on us. You lost the arguement that you created a long time ago.............do you enjoy making a dick of yourself in front of us all?

I think I'm right to say that you've been asked to sod off previously, do you need to be asked again?

[just_me]

Equibrit, if this thread bothers you so much, why do you continue to read it (not to mention piss and moan about it, so to speak)?

[WildBlue]

Personally, I think this thread needs to go in favorites.

I'm sure that all of us who ride outside an arena have, at some point or another, had to face the dilemma of 'how'...

[Equibrit]

Fred;
Go tickle your own bum................
I don't indulge in such behaviour!

[Big Fred]

Could you explain, for the benefit of any eight year olds reading this, exactly what you mean by this? Or do you have a convenient corseness thermostat?

[propspony]

I dunno I think I like that put down. I'm going to use it tonight at work. http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/yes.gif Unless of course it means something really bad in british english that just went over my head.

Don't want punched or anything, by one of the brits I work with.

And to make this post horse AND peeing related. While I was hacking out today, I noticed a horse standing "guard duty" behind a large clump of sagebrush. Guess his owner hadn't perfected her technique yet.

He looked so patient. My mare would most likely knock me over in annoyance for having to wait. But I *ALWAYS* have to wait patiently for her. http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

silly mares.


LOL

[Equibrit]

Suggest you look up Fred's somewhat vulgar useage of the word "sod"! I don't think there are any 8 year olds left to explain it to!

[fullmoon fever]

As I do not hunt, I rarely foray into this portion of the Forums.

Having read all the posts, I find this rather amusing and it has confirmed my suspiscion that foxhunters are as much fun as eventers.

equibrit - I can understand your attitude; it must be most painful to have a stick that far up your bum.

[propspony]

Ahh... now I get it. LOL WEll good thing I didn't use the "bottom" comment. Don't want punched or anything.

I read Riders when I was younger and I think that due to the way "sod off" was used in the book I assumed that it meant the same thing as F*** off/go away.

Great book, definately wouldn't let a 13 year old read it, not to mention...

Now I want to go to Olympia. Is it really as fun as the book makes it out to be?

[Equibrit]

"equibrit - I can understand your attitude; it must be most painful to have a stick that far up your bum."

No - I really don't think you do!

[HorseProtectionLeague]

Jeepers- Read this thread for a laugh and I don't think I've seen so much American slang, Brit slang, and a little French thrown together in a long while! I agree it should go in Favorites.... and speaking of which, I read through the Do Horses Masturbate and Inverness Problem threads, and this seems a lot less vulgar.

[propspony]

Together we shall celebrate our cultural differences, and all of this brought to us simply through our need to "wee".

Do you suppose the british and american technique is the same? Perhaps a proper method should be researched and developed. There could be clinics and symposiums. Followers from one group could all get together to bash followers of another group.

I think we're on to something here. Who has the start up capitol? Anyone else in?

[SimpsoMatt]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by propspony:

Do you suppose the british and american technique is the same? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Considering the stratification of British society, I assume that different castes have different techniques, hence the term "the royal wee", which is presumably far more dignified than the peasant's piss.

[Riverview]

I personally found this thread quite humerous..OK so I sprayed my yummy green tea on the keyboard laughing)I did not find it vulgar or offensive at all. Let me know when the ladies method is perfected and I shall learn. It is such a pain to climb back on a dancing beast wit a sore hip an ankle, the technique would be most helpful on long rides. You hunting people seem to be quite the crowd, adn here i was thinking you were all rich stuck up so an sos. This thread has set me straight! Oh by the way what does the "Tickle your own bum" statement mean...I'm just a little slow here...I'm also going to have to translate that ?french?

[Big Fred]

I've asked around and there's no french equivalent, I'm not sure if it's an act in its own right, or something you do in conjunction with another activity. Perhaps my own private online stalker can give us the answer.

[Finicky Filly]

Oh come on...we can't let this thread die now! That would be giving in. And it HAS been such a wonderful source of entertainment! Oh please do continue, pleeeease! http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/winkgrin.gif

[fernie fox]

I have been away for a few days.

Please,Please,Please.

"The Royal We"

Has absolutely Nothing to do with,going to "Bush". http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/winkgrin.gif

[Alagirl]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Equibrit:
You can do and think what you please, as long as you don't inflict it on the rest of us.(BTW how should you explain this thread to an 8 year old?) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Why? do eightyear old not need to tinkle? http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

In my experience they are much more in tune with their bodily functions than us *civilised* adults! Ever wonder how Lance Armstrong answered natures call?!

http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/lol.gif

[Big Fred]

I should imagine he made sure it was done in such a way that no one could have taken a sample http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/uhoh.gif http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/uhoh.gif http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/uhoh.gif

[Alagirl]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Big Fred:
I should imagine he made sure it was done in such a way that no one could have taken a sample http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/uhoh.gif http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/uhoh.gif http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/uhoh.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/uhoh.gif You's baaaad! http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/yes.gif http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/lol.gif

[propspony]

ooh ooh pick me I know!!!!

He went *gasp* while riding! No pit stops for him. I wouldn't get too near marathon runners either. They do the same thing. http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Ooh and while you're over here Alagirl, *and* we are discussing bodily functions... I ran across this book yesterday while searching out fun ways to improve my german... "Vom kleinen Maulwurf, der wissen wollte, wer ihm auf den Kopf gemacht hat". Do you think it's worth getting? I've already read "Juli und das Monster" (das wohnt im Klo) and I think I'm ready for the next step. http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Here is the website if ya'll are interested..
http://www.amazon.de/exec/obidos/ASIN/3872947796/qid%3D.../302-7709732-6568069 (http://www.amazon.de/exec/obidos/ASIN/3872947796/qid%3D1131749221/sr%3D8-2/ref%3Dpd%5Fka%5F2/302-7709732-6568069)

I mean after all, if the germans can come up with a picture book about misplaced poo... perhaps there is a story in this thread as well...

what could it be titled??

[Big Fred]

Only here to please. Can you believe there have been 118 posts on this thread?

deah a s'ti kcits a ton s'taht http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/lol.gif

[hey101]

Big Fred-
this is the first time I've checked out the Hunting BB and y'all are lots of fun! I'm thinking Hunting might have to be my new winter training program for my eventers instead of lots of boring dressage and endless gridwork in the cold indoor... much more fun to gallop and jump crazy jumps whilst keeping warm with help of said flask (I've tried biking while buzzed (to less than stellar results), never tried riding! And then I"m buying first round at the pubs afterwards!!!
I for one practice the "get off the horse and pee behind the tree" technique. My horse likes this too- he thinks it's funny to wait until my ass is hanging in the wind doing the deed and then deciding to walk off with me penguin-hopping behind him trying to cut off the flow and not fall on my face in the process. Works most of the time....I'll let some of the other girls perfect the "while mounted" technique, I don't want cold wet breeches for the rest of the ride...

[Alagirl]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Vom kleinen Maulwurf, der wissen wollte, wer ihm auf den Kopf gemacht hat". Do you think it's worth getting? I've already read "Juli und das Monster" (das wohnt im Klo) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/lol.gif ROFLMAO....Where is the laughing till I cry Icon!!! http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/lol.gif

GOtta check those out...my niece is gonna be 5 this January...and loffs everything my son does...he is 8 and barely housebroke (in plain speak, he'd be squeeling with delight discussing - and trying - various *go on the Go* positions!)

[Alagirl]

Oh MAN! I KILLED IT!!!!!!!!

http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/cry.gif
One of the funniest things in the world and I killed it! http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/cry.gif