Best Bumper Stickers

[Pandarus33]

I saw this one today on the back of an older truck pulling a rather beat-up trailer:

"If I didn't own a horse, this would be a Ferrari"

What else have you seen?

[Pandarus33]

I saw this one today on the back of an older truck pulling a rather beat-up trailer:

"If I didn't own a horse, this would be a Ferrari"

What else have you seen?

[Reynard Ridge]

This is totally horse related because I have chickens and pigs on my HORSE farm.

Bacon and Eggs, All in a days work for a chicken, a lifetime committment for a pig.

[clivers]

Disclaimer: the following is for im/mature audiences and may offend sensitive readers.

I"m not kidding. I"ve actually seen a bumper sticker that reads:

edited 'cause now that I'm thinking about it, probably belongs on the "worst bumper stickers" thread!

Of course there's always the one my coach brought back from a hunting trip up north that read:

"_______(insert state name), where men are men, and sheep are nervous". Cracks me up!

[clivers]

I think it's just supposed to freak people out by being so unexpected... It definately made an impact, but not necessarily a good one!

[tarheelmd07]

2 of my favorites are"

"Ride a Draft, it makes your butt look smaller"

and

"Hell hath no fury like a chestnut thoroughbred mare"

[His Greyness]

For the back of your trailer for drivers following too close:

Sit on my tail and I'll sit on your hood

I would add an "h" in there somewhere for emphasis. (In fact the last word of the sticker was "bonnet" because it was in the U.K.)

[sk_pacer]

Ages ago, I almost hit the guardrail on a bridge while I tried to read a bumper sticker. I had thought I read it wrong, but nope, at the next light I read "Want to feel something warm and vibrant between your legs? Ride a Quarter Horse"

[blueboo]

My all time favorite - though not horse related was " The Moral Majority is Neither"

My favorite horse related one (that I had until I sold my car) was:
"I was normal until I got my first horse!"

[allicolls Aefvue Farms Deep South]

My Quarter Horse can beat up your 4th level dressage horse.

[lizathenag]

I think at the Klimke symposium I got a bumper sticker that said something like:
my other car is a horse
or something equally so what.

on my car now is:
no one died when Clinton lied.

[Shahrazade]

"Driver carries no money- all spent on horse!"

[nhwr]

Hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt

[JoZ]

Horse-related:
HORSEwork before HOUSEwork
My horse doesn't listen when I yell, why would I whisper?

Non-horse-related:
Oh well, I wasn't using my civil liberties anyway.

[Bluesy]

"No vehicle is complete without a few horse hairs"

"A woman needs two things: The horse of her dreams and a jacka$$ to pay for it"

"Just put me back on my horse!"

"Silly boys, trucks are for girls"

[Equit8tor]

Seen on the back of a horse trailer (with the upper doors open)- "If you can read this, you are what you see!".
And my fav- "Marriages are made in heaven...But so is thunder and lightening"!

[Sannois]

IF you are gonna ride my bumper, you better put a saddle on it! http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
And...Silly cowboy, trucks are for girls!

[lovemyrobin]

Cute one I saw

"My horse bucked off your honor student"

[eventersmom]

Non-horse related...there is an ad campaign going on right now and the slogan is "Kansas. As big as you think it is." The bumper sticker that appeared on many cars shortly after is:
"Kansas. As bigoted as you think it is." !

Horse related
A woman's place is on the back of a horse. If you think differently, kiss my donkey.

[nature]

On the back of my Toyota,
on the left side of the bumper

When I grow up..........

on the left side,

I want to be a dually!!

(My dually pulls my horse trailer)

[Irish Ei's]

On my Suburban....My other truck is a Quarterhorse....

[suz]

for fun bumper stickers try this site--yourfeelgoodstuff.com

[hey101]

Two non-horse related ones, but I just saw one last night and one this morning and normally I never notice bumper stickers..I thought they were both hilarious-
"Jesus is coming, look busy"
"My karma ran over my dogma"

[Dusty]

"Golf Courses...a waste of good pasture land."

[Cherry]

Dusty--everytime I see a golf course I think that! http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Bumper snicker's I've seen:

<LI>"I'd rather eat worms than drive a Saddlebred!"
<LI>"Never drive faster than your angel can fly!"
<LI>"Blowing out someone else's candle does not make your candle burn brighter."
<LI>"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace."~~~Jimi Hendrix

[rebeginner]

Non-horse related, the fabulous campaign stickers of musician, writer, animal rescue advocate, Kinky Friedman, who is running for governor of Texas http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/yes.gif http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/winkgrin.gif:
"He's not Kinky, he's my governor."
"My governor is a Jewish cowboy."
and of course
"Kinky for Governor. Why the hell not?"

[SweatySaddlepad]

"Unless you're a hemorrhoid get off my ass" http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Tackpud]

Totally horse related:

"Horses - One Bucking Thing After Another..." http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[KSAQHA]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> "Kansas. As bigoted as you think it is." !
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>Ehem, I've seen that one and for the record, I am NOT bigoted. I just HATE those sort of bumper stickers. http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/lol.gif

I've seen "My Australian Shepherd is smarter than your Honor Student". And "Visualize Whirled Peas". lol

[eventersmom]

KSAQHA-ditto. I live there and I'm not bigoted either. I do think they're funny though!

[War Admiral]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> # "I'd rather eat worms than drive a Saddlebred!" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

???????????

http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/sigh.gif

[dorthyinoz]

saw this one at pony finals

"Jack Russels are football shaped for a reason"

I thought it was very fitting as everyone up here has JRs as their horse show dog......me? Ive got me a goldendoodle:P

[knz66]

Well my husband's favorite was, "did you lose your cat? Look under my tires"

Not that he hates cats, they just are not his favorite animal. Then of course the night after we saw it, his least favorite cat took up using him as the cats new bed... Everytime hubby would fall asleep on the couch, the cat would come..

I'm liking the Jack Russell one!

[MCPMalachi]

"My horse is more pampered than my husband"

[Ridgetop Ghost]

"Born to ride.....forced to work"

hahahahahaha! http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[LoneWolf13]

My SUV has four legs, and mane and a tail!

[Renn/aissance]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">"Hell hath no fury like a chestnut thoroughbred mare" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I've got to get one of those! That's great!

[Oldenburg Mom]

My favorite one ... which was guaranteed to offend ALL groups ALL the time was:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Nuke a Gay Whale for Christ. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

[eponacelt]

My truck sports two:

Horse related: If I didn't have horses, this would be a Ferrari. (Husband, who is into cars bought me that one...)

Job related: Tree-hugging, dirt-worshipper (The farmers I work with love it when I show up driving a truck sporting THAT sticker).

Favorite sticker I don't own: Reunite Gondwanaland (Really must find this one somewhere...)

[Racetb*Aefvue Farm*Biziz Ltd.]

lizathenag..My Clinton bumper sticker read;
"Better blow jobs than no jobs" http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif..I like yours alot though!!

[Sing Mia Song]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KSAQHA:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> "Kansas. As bigoted as you think it is." !
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>Ehem, I've seen that one and for the record, I am NOT bigoted. I just HATE those sort of bumper stickers. http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/lol.gif
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Okay, I just have three words for you: Westboro Baptist Church (http://www.godhatesfags.com) http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

"Jack Russells: football-shaped for a reason" is on my fridge at home. Here at work I have "Dog is my co-pilot" and "Feel the warmth of a cold nose," which is for the Maryland SPCA.

Oh, and I also have "Yankees Still Suck." http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Kirsten]

I've always liked the little Jesus-fish with the word "Darwin" in it. http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Racetb*Aefvue Farm*Biziz Ltd.]

Okay..Yankees STILL suck and the Darwin Jesus Fish get my vote!!!! http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[tikihorse]

"Treat you like I do my horse? Yeah, RIGHT!"

[Tawna24]

I thought of one I would LOVE to get done for the back of my trailer. It's a play off of the "Save a horse ride a cowboy" saying:

(hope it is "pc" to say- and yes, it could be in either or the "sarcastic" OR "literal" interpretation )

"Screw the cowboy, ride the horse"
Yeppers- I came up with that!!!! http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[bewitchedarabians]

I've only got 2 on my truck:
1) "Mother Mucker"
2) "If you have a complaint, go to Helen Waite"
I've seen a few vehicles that had one that I want/need:
"Get it, sit down, shut up, hold on"--I SO need that for when my Mom rides with me, but I need to put it on the passenger side dash!

[eventersmom]

Originally posted by Sing Mia Song

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Okay, I just have three words for you: Westboro Baptist Church </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yes! Fred Phelps is exactly why those bumper stickers are appropriate. I loved when his crew picketed a production of "A Christmas Carol" one year. My then 5 year old said "Mom, why is Colonel Sanders at the theater?" http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[daytimedrama]

My brother saw a bumoer sticker that says: " A smart Cowboy sits in the middle, He doesn't have to drive or get the gate."

[_Wallysfolley_]

I've got two that I sport on my Jeep:

"If its not a Thoroughbred; its just a horse."

"Know Jumps, Know Glory. No Jumps, No Glory."

http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[JackandMo]

I put the "My QH can beat up your 4th level dressahe horse" on the stall door of a snotty DQ's horse. I wonder why she didn't like me?

My favorite sticker of all time "Jesus Loves You, Everyone Else Thinks You're An A**hole"

[DillansMom]

Happiness is...16 hands between your legs.

[Whisper]

One of my previous instructor's truck had one that said "Eventers do it three ways for three days." http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[BeastieSlave]

Oh, so many great ones! I really like yours DillansMom!

[LulaBell]

I haven't read the thread so I don't know if this one has been mentioned, but...

Ride a draft, it makes your butt look smaller!

Love it!

[TBXCFan]

There are some great ones here!
My favorite of all time - Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.

[Bluesy]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by _Wallysfolley_:

"If its not a Thoroughbred; its just a horse."

http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I WANT IT! http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

"Happiness is...16 hands between your legs."

LOL! I love it!

I also want a Darwin fish.

here's a non horsey one:

YOU! OFF MY PLANET!

[Amchara]

BUll SHit

[111]

I have a big dog & a small one with a big mouth, my everyday car reads:
TAKE MY CAR, THE KEYS ARE ON THE SEAT, NEXT TO MY DOG !

[Irish Ei's]

Sigh..."My Lawyer is bigger than your Accountant"

Our Darwin fish have legs....

[TB or not TB?]

Horsey:
"Horseback riders are stable people."
"The #1 tip for riders: Marry Money!"
"Dressage: C U at X"
"Driver carries no cash - All spent on horse!"

Politcal:
"Don't blame me, I voted with the majority."
"If you can read this, you are not the President."
(american flag pictured) "This flag is not designed to be used as a blindfold."

Offensive:
"Stop inbreeding: ban country music."

True:
"So many idiots, so few comets."

[Horse_watcher]

Step aside or I'll pee on ya.
http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[maudeflanders]

When I made Hurricane Katrina donations one of the horse rescues sent me a bumper sticker that read: "JUST SAY NEIGH TO ABUSE."

I'd put it on my car, if I could find it.

As for the Kansas bigotry:

I just moved to Lawrence, KS from Northern California and I have to say, at least in this section of the state, Kansas really gets a harsher rep than it deserves.

I ride in Topeka, home of Fred Phelps (puke), but when I stopped at a grocery store to pick up some bag balm I counted no less than 4 liberal "Dump Bush"-esque bumper stickers just in one row of the parking lot.

Not to say the Phelpsers don't exist: but they ain't all of us.

Some of us even support Darwin! http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Renn/aissance]

The barn tractor has this one on the hood:

Just another mucking day...

[maxiford812]

The local tack store used to have one that said, "Geld 'em"

I thought it was hilarious, but Mr. Maxiford didn't, for some reason. http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

[billdinva]

2008: The end of an error.

[northern_hunter]

We found a bumper sticker for our farrier that is into reining...and is known to be a bit of a crazy driver. http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/yes.gif

"Caution this vechile does sliding stops."

The funny part is that last winter when he totaled his truck he peeled of the bumber sticker off his truck and put it onto the back of his tractor!!

[Darkstar]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sing Mia Song:
Okay, I just have three words for you: Westboro Baptist Church (http://www.godhatesfags.com) http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

"Jack Russells: football-shaped for a reason" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I couldn't belive my eyes when I clicked that link.....sheesh...to think people actually are brainwashed with that. It's very sad. http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/no.gif

I do however LOVE the jack russell bumper sticker.

A girl at my school has one that reads - I *heart* my show horse. I like it!

[cosmos mom]

My friend had a bumpersticker on his trailer that read:

"I hate horse shows."

[tbtula]

I want the one that just says "Buck Off" http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[KSAQHA]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> Okay, I just have three words for you: Westboro Baptist Church
</div></BLOCKQUOTE> Sheesh, was my irony lost on you? I thought everyone would get the "NOT bigoted...I HATE" contradiction. http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

You don't have to tell me about Fred Phelps. He gives Baptists a bad name (and I AM Baptist). His merry (er, scary) band of fanatics crashed the recent funeral of my son's friend, who was killed in Iraq. On his 22nd bithday.

[FTM]

I love the Darwin fish! And the nuke one. I have *my cat is smarter than your honor student*. The church website... http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/dead.gif they even have galleries of pics of themselves protesting, including at the funeral. http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/dead.gif

[JockoHorse]

"The only stock I buy has four legs."

[JockoHorse]

Also, like these:

”You’re spooking the horses, and you’re scaring me.”

“Rodeo naked.”

“Save a horse. Ride a cowboy.”

“Bad cowboy! Go to my room.”

[PrincessDi]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">"The #1 tip for riders: Marry Money!" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Wait, does this just have to be for riding purposes?? http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> Screw the cowboy, ride the horse </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Ooh that's bad. I love it!

I'm sure we can all appreciate this one: "If you want a puppy, start by asking for a pony"

And my favorite of all time... <span class="ev_code_RED">VENI VIDI VISA: I came, I saw, I bought.</span>

[RHdobes]

I can't quite remember this exactly, but:

"But Lo! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the dawn, and Juliet is the....AIEEE!!"---Vampire Theatre

And..

"Jesus is coming! And if He's late, you get your pizza free!"

northern hunter, is that last bit from "Pride and Prejudice" as said by Mr. Bennett? It's familiar...

And finally, WHY would ANYONE want to BOYCOTT "A Christmas Carol"?

[shawnee_Acres]

these are from t-shirts, not bumper sticker, but...

The difference between genius and stupidity is that stupidity has its limits

Obey gravity, its the law

Some days its not even worth chewing thru the restraints

Its better to have loved & lost than live with the pyscho the rest of your life

Manure Occureth

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "Darn that was fun!"

Yet, despite the look on my face, you are still talking

My indian name is "RUns with Beer"

Et Tu Dufus?

I'm not speeding I'm qualifying

333 - I'm only half evil

AND MY FAVORITE:

Chocolate - a woman's catnip

[fanfayre]

I had one given to me once that read:

"Diesel fumes make me h#rny"

but I was too embarassed to put it on my (diesel)truck bumper. Now that I'm not too embarassed, I can't find the darn thing.

[Inyureye]

Horse related:

No, I wasn't raised in a Barn
But I got there as soon as I could

Non horse related: My teenage daughter had this one made up for my car. She said it was hers soon as I kicked off, so she had this bumper sticker made up:

Vote Yes: Soylent Green

[Iride]

You know those round white stickers with the acronyms like "MV" (Martha's Vineyard) etc.? Apparently lots of people think those convey a lot of 'tude. I've been seeing various that say "FU"

Horse related - there's the one, "I used to have money, now I have horses"

And, a girlfriend of mine once stuck a "Gay Pride" bumper sticker on her ex-boyfriend's truck after he dissed her. http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/lol.gif

[BeastieSlave]

Iride I saw a funny oval sticker with "SOB" on it. That would be: "Some Obscure Beach" http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/lol.gif I need to find one for my dad...

[Bluesy]

Oneliners - some are bumperstickers.

Photons have mass? I didn't know they were catholic!

Never knock on Death's door; ring the doorbell and run (he hates that).

On the other hand, you have different fingers

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

And Horsey ones :

Get down off your high horse.
It's dangerous to ride an animal who's been ingesting controlled substances

Good cowgirls keep their calves together

To err is human, to neigh, equine

[2DogsFarm]

Remember Jessie Ventura?
MN bumper sticker said:

Our Governor can beat up your Governor

[~buckskin~]

Saw this one on the back of a horse trailer:
"If you can ready this URINE trouble"

[shakeytails]

"I love Arabians...they taste just like chicken" - I bought this one for a friend of mine. I don't hate Arabs at all, but their quirkiness make them such fun to pick on.

I MUST find me a Darwin fish! And "If you can read this you are not the president"

[H/J/Eq]

"Welcome to California...Now go Home"

[Shiaway]

Try this for the Darwin fish:

http://www.northernsun.com/n/s/scan/fi=products/sp=/tf=...p=ne/se=1/ml=15.html (http://www.northernsun.com/n/s/scan/fi=products/sp=/tf=category%2Csku/co=yes/sf=category/op=eq/se=Car%20Emblems/sf=clearance/op=ne/se=Closeout/sf=inactive/op=ne/se=1/ml=15.html)

[Charismatic]

I also *love* the darwin fish and will get one as soon as I have a car.

One of my favorite political ones is Ban republican marrige: Hatred is unatural. I'd be afraid to put it on my car, but it's great.

Horsey related ones:
Horses- No batteries required. Again, would never use it, but it's funny.

This site also has Darwin Fish.
http://evolvefish.com/index.html

[jetsmom]

I like the Darwin fish, too.

Two recent ones I saw that I thought were funny...

"Don't argue with your wife...Dicker."

"Fat people are harder to kidnap."

[Bliss]

omg. I clicked on that link and now my eyes are burning. http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

three cheers for free speech and all that but - yikes.

[lelevic]

My favorite bumper sticker I saw when we were at Mullet Hall this past summer. Jack Russels' are football shaped for a reason.

Sorry if this has been posted already. I was rolling when I read the sticker. This girl that was with us got her feeling hurt because she has a JR and has an "unhealthy attachment" to the dog. http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

http://photos.yahoo.com/lelevic

[equusrocks]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">
You don't have to tell me about Fred Phelps. He gives Baptists a bad name (and I AM Baptist). His merry (er, scary) band of fanatics crashed the recent funeral of my son's friend, who was killed in Iraq. On his 22nd bithday. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

So very sad. What a terrible world we live in. http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

I have a friend that was in college at Plattsburgh State last year. I guess Fred Phelps visited the town during their Mayors Cup. I didn't see it firsthand, but heard enough from her to to have an idea of what it was like. She has this sticker on her car...Stop Hate...made just for that occasion.

It was acutally pretty amazing what that small city did to politely show their support of peace. Plattsburgh and Phelps (http://www.plattsburghforpeace.com/)

Not funny, but a good sticker anyway.

[38acres]

Sucking gas and hauling a..

It's on the back of my trailer being pulled by a large SUV

[DeLapp512]

Favorite horse sticker: Put color in your cheeks - ride naked...

Non-horse - and my personal favorite EVER:

Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks your an A$$hole.

[MyPaintedPony]

I have two on my Jeep - silhouette of a Paint horse that says "Got Paints?" and the other is a silhouette of a Border Collie that reads "Got Border Collies?"

Because it's gift-giving season - You can get these on E-Bay but instead of reading "Got ---?" You can have them personalized with your horses name, ect.

I also have "My Border Collie is smarter than your honor student" http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[eventersmom]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by maudeflanders:

I just moved to Lawrence, KS from Northern California and I have to say, at least in this section of the state, Kansas really gets a harsher rep than it deserves. http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Isn't it nice to live in the "liberal" side of the state? http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[eventersmom]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by RHdobes:

And finally, WHY would ANYONE want to BOYCOTT "A Christmas Carol"? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I had the same question. I was told that they picket all theater productions because theater and the arts promote the gay agenda! Grrrr....

[beausgirl]

"My other car is a horse"
"Reunite Pangea"
"You, out of the gene pool"

Oy Vey, that Baptist site is frightening. It is amazing how humans rationalize such destructive behavior, all in the name of the lord...Scary

[Mav226]

"Driver carries no cash: My daughter rides at Hollins."

[maudeflanders]

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I just moved to Lawrence, KS from Northern California and I have to say, at least in this section of the state, Kansas really gets a harsher rep than it deserves. http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Isn't it nice to live in the "liberal" side of the state? http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Eventersmom:

Are you nearby?

[shakeytails]

Is that Westbrook Baptist Church for real??? I just listened to one of the sermons... all 58 minutes of it. Very frightening that this "jackass" (one of his favorite words, apparently) actually has followers. I think I'd rather have Charles Manson as a neighbor!

[hopashore1]

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I also have "My Border Collie is smarter than your honor student" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ohhh, I want one! Probably true, too...

[BeastieSlave]

OMG!! Gefilta fish - must have! Thanks http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Maybe "Sucking gas and hauling a$$" too.

[Kerby]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tarheelmd07:


"Ride a Draft, it makes your butt look smaller"

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some of the girls at the barn bought me this one.. cause I ride a 1/2 draft... and I hope to god riding him makes my butt look smaller!!

and another favorite bumper sticker....

"When god created man.. SHE was only kidding!"

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[AKDragooPhoto]

I thought of this one prior to the last election, but it is so not my politics or beliefs. I went to Cafe Press to make it, but just never got around to it. Bummer.

"Bush and Dick, the way God wanted it."

[Huntertwo]

Well its not horse related but.....


"A hard man is good to find" http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/lol.gif http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/lol.gif

[northern_hunter]

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northern hunter, is that last bit from "Pride and Prejudice" as said by Mr. Bennett? It's familiar... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yes that is from "Pride and Prjudice" said by Mr. Bennet. Gotta love the dry humor!

[BostonBanker]

As a big fan of geldings, I keep saying I'm going to have this one made for my truck:

I like my horses the way I like my chickens: Hormone Free

I probably won't make myself popular this way, but I was thinking of ordering:

I lost my sock. I have no milk. I got a papercut. I blame Bush!

[Bluesy]

Buckle up! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.

Bare feet, not arms

I think this thread should have a place in the "Favorites" forum

[Bluesy]

and Horsey ones I've seen on ebay:

Showgirl
Love me, Love my horse
My other car has a horse trailer
My horse is more pampered than my boyfriend
Worlds biggest horse nuts inside (teehee)
I'd be totally nuts without my horse
Addicted to horses
Horse Sense is stable thinking
Save gas, ride a horse
I do whatever my horse tells me to do
Have you hugged your horse today?
Don't get too close..I might kick! (teehee)

and my personal favorite :
Ask me about my horse. Have you got all day?

[Luvinfoofy]

I'll trade someone my "Golf Courses: A waste of valuable pasture space" for a unique Liberal one.

My S/O has a sticker that says "Poor Laura" and has a stamp of Bush's head on the side. I might have an extra.. somewhere... http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/lol.gif http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[Still Workingonit]

Three - sort of horse related...
..."baby on board" on the back of my horse trailer
...." Keep talking, I'm reloading..." on the back of my ute
...."man 7", 400g; horse, 64", 550kg .... your question was?" on the front of my ute ...

and one my SO has on the front of his car "No, the truck is hers and i dont drive it" (h had this one made up)

[Horsecamper/Trailrider]

This isn't a bumper sticker, it's a front license plate (Indiana only requires rear license plates and the front is clear for creative plates)
BOSS MARE

My husband had it made for me.

Also, a sign at the entrance to a friend's driveway:

One old dog, one young dog, several stupid dogs............drive carefully.

I love that one!!! Also applies at our house!

[Midge]

One I loved a friend had made.

'My marriage doesn't meed defending. Sorry to hear about yours.'

[monday]

My dad gave me "Manure Happens" shortly after I got my first barn car. He didn't really think I would put it on but I did and years later when I traded that in for my truck the guy at the dealership got a kick out of it.

[Invested1]

Not HR, but still my favorite bumper sticker of all time:

"Women at VMI? What next, men at UVA??"
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