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deltawave
Apr. 20, 2010, 12:30 PM
Let's see if we can express the gist of our shopping lists in the classical poetry format again this year. :D


New saddle purchased
recently. Can only buy
little stuff this year.

A bit is the "big ticket item" on my list this year! :lol: I need rein stops, stud hole plugs, shoe polish, lots of piddly little things, which is a relief. :p

mcorbett
Apr. 20, 2010, 12:38 PM
have my credit card
don't steal that bridle from me
or i will draw blood.

Haf N Haf
Apr. 20, 2010, 12:56 PM
I will buy
Only things that are purple
But not expensive

I have an obsession with all things purple for my pony, but I don't really need anything, so no big purchases. Wouldn't mind a killer deal on a good bridle. :winkgrin:

FenRidge
Apr. 20, 2010, 01:15 PM
Shopping at Rolex
The only shopping I like
Anticipation!

Carried Away
Apr. 20, 2010, 01:28 PM
spent too much on horse
last year. Now he is sold (jerk)
time to buy for me!

scubed
Apr. 20, 2010, 01:53 PM
Gift shopping to do
Trainer birthday, trainer congrats
Dark horse for sweetie

ambar
Apr. 20, 2010, 01:57 PM
Going to Rolex? Not
This year; Some year soon, I hope!
Time to build war chest.

BigMick
Apr. 20, 2010, 02:22 PM
First, tickets for WEG
Now the Trade Fair at Rolex
Smell that burnt plastic!

Toadie's mom
Apr. 20, 2010, 07:53 PM
big body now
a new vest to find
comfort soon

:o

Duramax
Apr. 20, 2010, 07:58 PM
Big waterford bit.
SSG gloves for my hands.
Breastplate, where are you?

Ritazza
Apr. 20, 2010, 08:07 PM
There's too many vet bills,
no Rolex for me this year...
m-f****** tendon!

CookiePony
Apr. 20, 2010, 09:13 PM
VTO's there now
I had so planned to be good
Wish I had more cash

KateWooten
Apr. 20, 2010, 10:09 PM
VTO's there ? OMG
And Fleeceworks !
Extend Credit Limit Now

skip916
Apr. 20, 2010, 10:47 PM
stubben stirrup leathers
with holes that really match
finally

rideforthelaurels16
Apr. 20, 2010, 11:55 PM
Not going this year
So in depths of doom and gloom
Shall blow cash online.
:)

lifeofreilly
Apr. 21, 2010, 08:54 AM
Dubarry booth calls
Champagne, sofa, Irish voices
Lord please give me strength

smokescreen
Apr. 21, 2010, 09:14 AM
New horse
wrong size
all new stuff

or

I have a new horse named Riley
He makes me smiley
He is to small for Smoke's stuff
Makes life ruff
Off to Rolex I go to shop for him
Credit card bill looks grim

This is fun!

deltawave
Apr. 21, 2010, 11:23 AM
Half of you people are getting a "D" in high school English. :lol:

Haiku:

Five syllables first.
The second line is seven.
Then repeat the five.

;)

jen-s
Apr. 21, 2010, 12:07 PM
Half of you people are getting a "D" in high school English. :lol: ;)

They may be failing at haiku construction, but these are freaking hilarious!

Hugs Ritazza...

Jazzy Lady
Apr. 21, 2010, 12:24 PM
Not going this year
My credit card is happy
I will shop through you

Haf N Haf
Apr. 21, 2010, 01:25 PM
Half of you people are getting a "D" in high school English. :lol:

Haiku:

Five syllables first.
The second line is seven.
Then repeat the five.

;)


But, but, but...e-how told me 3-7-5...:( :winkgrin:

HER
Apr. 21, 2010, 01:58 PM
White full seat breeches
Need a wider bradoon bit
Orange padded belt

and anything else orange I can find!!
:)

scubed
Apr. 21, 2010, 02:02 PM
Not going this year
My credit card is happy
I will shop through you

No, your card is sad :no:
No need to be virtual
We can shop for you :yes:


Nothing better than finding cool stuff for someone else in my shopping book

staceyk
Apr. 21, 2010, 04:41 PM
Going with hubby
Unwelcome moral compass
Cramping my shopping

Run to the restroom
At the trade fair "by chance"
My stealth buying spree

"What are all those bags?"
"Why, free stuff from vendors dear!
No, you may not look."

Polydor
Apr. 22, 2010, 06:53 AM
Going with hubby
Unwelcome moral compass
Cramping my shopping

Run to the restroom
At the trade fair "by chance"
My stealth buying spree

"What are all those bags?"
"Why, free stuff from vendors dear!
No, you may not look."

ROFL!! Love it ! Good luck with that stealth buying spree!

P.

ps. I'm shopping through all of you as well. Would love to go one year!

deltawave
Apr. 22, 2010, 11:12 AM
Unwelcome moral compass

staceyk, that's perfect! :lol:

2ndyrgal
Apr. 22, 2010, 04:51 PM
Did not dress for cold
I was forced to go buy socks
bare feet did not work

wolfmare
Apr. 22, 2010, 07:20 PM
lost in aromas
leather, passion fills the air
Remember the joy

Time_for_Tea
Apr. 22, 2010, 08:22 PM
Just got cash from bank,
buying pants and some small things,
Card stays at hotel!

:winkgrin:

One Star
Apr. 22, 2010, 09:21 PM
No Rolex for me
Though sadly it's beckoning
I'll save up for WEG

Ritazza
Apr. 22, 2010, 09:21 PM
Did not dress for cold
I was forced to go buy socks
bare feet did not work

Hahaha!! I have gone out and bought "Rolex boots" and worn my flip flops, but always had the boots with me.. just in case.

And Deltawave, I swear it was 6-7-5!

deltawave
Apr. 22, 2010, 09:32 PM
Close but no cigar.
Haiku allows no fudging
of syllable count.

:D

http://www.educationworld.com/a_curr/curr052.shtml

eventersmom
Apr. 22, 2010, 09:34 PM
Daughter Rolex bound
First, perfect Rodney Powell vest
Last, maxed credit card.

RL
Apr. 22, 2010, 10:39 PM
My eyes are set on
Those beautiful dubarrys.
They're four hundred bucks.

chantel
Apr. 23, 2010, 07:45 AM
Already shopped till I dropped yesturday
Here's my take:

What? Cheap Mattes at BOB?
Got to check out the 5-ways!
Now - where's the AMEX card????

DLee
Apr. 23, 2010, 08:14 AM
Took dog on Thursday
He's too big to go in booths
He stays home today. :D