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[frugalannie]

This Friday? Oh no! Mr.Frugal and I have to work at a meeting away from home, so no computer. And before you ask, no it isn't a come to Jesus meeting. I have those with my horse just prior to flipping her.

So please accept our regrets. Where are the bride and bride registered? If the wedding descriptions and photos on the BB move us, we might be tempted to send a virtual gift.

PS: Don't bother packing beer. I think they have a fair amount available in Canada. And may I suggest as a recessional "The Lumberjack Song" from Monty Python? It always makes me cry.

[Phaxxton]

who would like to preside over the wedding?

also, any volunteers want to write the vows?

there's so much to do! http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

and, oh no, the frugals aren't coming?!

all we ask is that this thread be enshrined in the favorites section of the BB... and cash.

[Painted Joe]

Do you have the rings yet? I need the rings if I am the ring bearer. Hubby is set for Friday where else will we be!

Member of the Western Clique, Quarter Horse Clique and Stallion Clique

Owner of and slave to a small herd - Indio Joe (Paint Stallion), Im A Skip (AppY Gelding), You Cant Imagine (QH mare), and Miss Orphanannie Two (QH mare)

[stasha]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Posted by Katom Cree:
Can we extend the invitation to the barrel racers and pole benders, after all they too abuse their horses runing them at top speed around object with the hopes of flipping them before flipping the pole or barrel over. I know some ofthem could probaly do it with a beer in hand.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Thanks, KC! Yep, rolled a horse going around a barrel once. I must've been sweating a little, though, 'cause the can slipped out of my hand. http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/no.gif

Has anyone made a decision on the food served at the reception? I vote baby finger sandwiches. What about a huge purple Peep cake?

[This message was edited by stasha on Oct. 07, 2003 at 07:00 PM.]

[Phaxxton]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by stasha:


Has anyone made a decision on the food served at the reception? I vote baby finger sandwiches. What about a huge purple Peep cake?

[<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

good idea. now the DQ's will have something to eat - but where on earth do i find baby fingers good enough for the DQs to enjoy?!

and we all need more purple cake!

KC - the rings are tied to the pillow so you don't drop them. has hubby practiced throwing the flowers?

[Painted Joe]

Hubby looks so cute in his 3" heels, eventhough they KILL his feet. Does he have to shave his legs? And yes he has the flower throwing down pat. No problem there. http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Member of the Western Clique, Quarter Horse Clique and Stallion Clique

Owner of and slave to a small herd - Indio Joe (Paint Stallion), Im A Skip (AppY Gelding), You Cant Imagine (QH mare), and Miss Orphanannie Two (QH mare)

[Phaxxton]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Katom Cree:
Hubby looks so cute in his 3" heels, eventhough they KILL his feet. Does he have to shave his legs? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Nah, don't think I'll shave mine either.

[Duramax]

Eeew Phaxxy... I'm calling this whole shin-dig off if you don't shave! http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Mickster]

Hey!

I just got my invitation. By Golly, I'm gonna be there, if nothing else to get my beer back.

Now, I have the Crushed Velour Purple Tux ready.. I'm just wondering, is thei a Formal Wedding? If so, I will wear the full length Cape that goes with it. If it's an afternoon affair, I'm going with the half-cape. Or coures, it's all flannel -lined. (I have to keep the "Honorary Lesbian" wear going).

No, will the ceremony be conducted in English, or Canukian? Eh?

[Phaxxton]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Duramax:
Eeew Phaxxy... I'm calling this whole shin-dig off if you don't shave! http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh Duramax, honey, I was just kidding. Sarcasm doesn't come off well on the BB, I know.

don't get cold feet now.

[Phaxxton]

Mickster, will you officiate? that way you can wear the cape no matter what time the ceremony - and it sounds like you speak fluent Canukian.

[NorthStar95]

Holy crap this thread has gone from a troll post to a joke to a wedding plan... what's next?

I mos def give this thread the chameleon award, for the ability to change topics so often!

[Mickster]

The Right Reverend Mickster would be most honored to Officate at this joyous affair.

Can I get an "Amen" from the crowd, eh?

Now, To do this right, Might I be allowed to bring in some of my Associates? They will just be able to bring in the Gospel Singing that this Most Joyous Affair needs.

Can I get an "Eh!" from the people?

[Scootie]

Mr. and Mrs. Scootie are honored to be invited to attend the nuptials of Phaxxton and Duramax. Mr. Scootie will be wearing a simple purple silk gown cut very low in the back. Unfortunately, he does not have a very hairy back, but some mascara to the peach fuzz should do the trick. In honor of the horse flipping ceremony, I plan to find something that will go perfectly with my purple hard hat (I really do have one, even in real life!).

And I do hope our friends from Rancho Stinky Farts can make the trip!

Founder and president of the No-Legged Rider Clique

[Phaxxton]

Ok, people - is everything in place? I know I'm forgetting something.... let's see, shaved the legs, packed the pantyhose, got the white dress.... and the preacher (Amen, Mickster!)

VOWS - we don't have VOWS!

Oh dear, I'll pull it all together in time for the big day - TOMORROW!

[tecumsea]

what time is the ceremony to begin?

[Phaxxton]

8:30?

[Duramax]

Phaxxy love, can we make it later? I hate to have to rearrange my evening just for our wedding! http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Phaxxton]

Oh, sure Duramax, leave me to make all the arrangements and then come in at the last minute and try to change it all! This better not be a pattern!....

Okay, sorry I yelled at you. Of course we can make it later.

[Duramax]

http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/lol.gif

[tecumsea]

The preacher will not be home till about 10:30 or 11:00. Had to go and visit ex wife and son. But he will be in the purple outfit.

[Phaxxton]

okey doke - thanks for the update. now we can all be good and drunk by the time the preacher arrives!

[Mickster]

Is everyone here?

Can I get an "Eh" from the crowd?

[Phaxxton]

Eh.

[Painted Joe]

Ring bearer and flower boy are here. Where are the newly weds? Where is everyone!!!!!

Member of the Western Clique, Quarter Horse Clique and Stallion Clique

Owner of and slave to a small herd - Indio Joe (Paint Stallion), Im A Skip (AppY Gelding), You Cant Imagine (QH mare), and Miss Orphanannie Two (QH mare)

[Phaxxton]

aww. mr and mrs KC look so cute in their purple outfits!!!!!

[Painted Joe]

Thank you thought it was hard getting Mr. KC into his dress. http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Member of the Western Clique, Quarter Horse Clique and Stallion Clique

Owner of and slave to a small herd - Indio Joe (Paint Stallion), Im A Skip (AppY Gelding), You Cant Imagine (QH mare), and Miss Orphanannie Two (QH mare)

[Phaxxton]

well it was worth - what cute knobby knees he has... http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Painted Joe]

http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/yes.gif http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/winkgrin.gif

Member of the Western Clique, Quarter Horse Clique and Stallion Clique

Owner of and slave to a small herd - Indio Joe (Paint Stallion), Im A Skip (AppY Gelding), You Cant Imagine (QH mare), and Miss Orphanannie Two (QH mare)

[Mickster]

Is the Groomette (duramax) here yet?

[Mickster]

Oh, and tecumsea is well into my beer...y'all better hurry before she starts singing "Amazing Grace" again...

And why are there all those flippen' horses in the Choir Loft?

[stasha]

I've got my little basket of sweet feed to throw at the happy couple. Anyone else want some?

~Would Cinderella's pumpkin have remained a coach, if she had paid for the extended service plan?~

[Mickster]

Where's the Purple Peep's Cake?

[Duramax]

I'm here! I'm here! I bet you guys thought that I'd gotten cold feet and ditched out on my own wedding! http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Not so! I was really just out on the town having my own little version of a bachelorette party (or is it bachelor? http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif ) which included seeing "The Rock's" new movie. Boy is he hot. Ooops... I'm not cheating on you Phaxx... I'm still hopelessly in love! http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/lol.gif Now lets get on with this shindig!! http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/winkgrin.gif

[Duramax]

Unfortunately, I have to get up early in the morning, so I'll go ahead and say "I do"! http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Phaxxton]

I do, too! http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Mickster]

I now pronounce you...
eh..


I now present to you...

ah....


errr....


Hey ! Here they are!

[Painted Joe]

Wait wait the rings.......

Member of the Western Clique, Quarter Horse Clique and Stallion Clique

Owner of and slave to a small herd - Indio Joe (Paint Stallion), Im A Skip (AppY Gelding), You Cant Imagine (QH mare), and Miss Orphanannie Two (QH mare)

[Phaxxton]

Dear Wedding Guests,

Thank you so much for being such an important part of our special day. We could not have had our purpleriffic horse-flipping lesbian wedding without you all.

Special thanks to our ring bearer and flower girl (mrs. and mr. KC, respectively). The pictures we have of you in your outfits will forever be a part of our blackmail file.

And, of course, very special thanks to Canada for hosting the wedding and providing their fantastic beer - and whoever dyed it purple - you are the BEST!

Amen to you, Rev. Mickster, for bringing your gospel -style flare to our special ceremony on such short notice.

Thanks for all the laughs, and of course, thanks to eqnjumperrider, without whose trolling we would never have met one another.

So, go forth and flip your horses!

Love,

Mrs. and Mrs. Duramaxxton http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Black Market Radio]

(Running in with the purple peepcake...) Sorry I am late guys! I brought the cake JUST IN TIME for the reception... Do you know how hard it is to find PURPLE peeps this time of year? I had to scrounge in people's cupbords...

Here are the Devilpups!!
http://community.webshots.com/user/angelgregory87

I FART in your general direction TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHBBBBBBB!!!!!

[Duramax]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Mrs. and Mrs. Duramaxxton <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I love it!!! http://chronicleforums.com/images/custom_smilies/lol.gif

[tecumsea]

peeps peeps peeps!!!!!! http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Phaxxton]

PS - Special-est thanks to devildog for the purple peeps cake. We appreciate all the extra effort and will pay your bail if and when you are arrested for breaking into all thoses houses to steal the illustrious purple peeps.

Love,
The happy couple Mrs. and Mrs. Duramaxxton

[Painted Joe]

Phaxxton - I want the negatives!!!!

Is It time to throw the bouquet yet?

Member of the Western Clique, Quarter Horse Clique and Stallion Clique

Owner of and slave to a small herd - Indio Joe (Paint Stallion), Im A Skip (AppY Gelding), You Cant Imagine (QH mare), and Miss Orphanannie Two (QH mare)

[Phaxxton]

"ONE!"

"TWO"

"THREE"

(tosses bouquet!)

OMG, I can't belive MR. KC caught it!!! You were supposed to let the *single* ladies try for it, silly. That's ok, this has been an backa$$wards wedding, anyhow! And my, that bouquet looks so nice with your dress!

oooh... time to cut the PURPLE PEEPS CAKE!!!!

(smushes piece of cake into Duramax's face) http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Painted Joe]

Time for the garter? Girls only!!!!

Member of the Western Clique, Quarter Horse Clique and Stallion Clique

Owner of and slave to a small herd - Indio Joe (Paint Stallion), Im A Skip (AppY Gelding), You Cant Imagine (QH mare), and Miss Orphanannie Two (QH mare)

[tecumsea]

Shall we all do a beer run so that the car can be decorated?! Pantyhose on!

[Black Market Radio]

Here, you can borrow the pantyhose that I used to gather the purple peeps!

Here are the Devilpups!!
http://community.webshots.com/user/angelgregory87

I FART in your general direction TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHBBBBBBB!!!!!

[stasha]

Congratulations to the happy couple! I want to send a gift, but what do you give to two people who have each set up horsekeeping before they got married?

~It's not wrong until the cop tells you it is!~ my sister

[tecumsea]

I got the beer: breathing hard, had to run fast, can't breath, should have gone with the pair that has the trap doors.!!! turn to go in door, damn, door in way, head ache, need more beer, still can"t see, can someone help me.

[Phaxxton]

yay, more beer!!!!!!!!!!!

it's so appropriate that our wedding celebration is still going on today, national coming out day. we are proud to be ambassadors to our lifestyle. http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Phaxxton]

ummmm... can someone else please help tecumsea?! i'm a married woman now - i can't do this at my wedding reception!