Dizzywriter

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

I need to know, so I can criticize and make fun. WHAT DID YOU NAME YOUR HORSE?

[horse-loverz]

She named him Mr. Cuddlefluffybottoms of course..

And remember she is always right...:winkgrin: I hope she got her zombies taken care of too.. I hate BO/BM/SO/DQ zombies... :mad:

[horse-loverz]

AHEM!!! Dizzywriter!!!!!

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

I feel so used. All she wanted was hugs, we gave them to her, and now she's gone and left us.

[Tilly]

It's terribly rude, isn't it?

[jilltx]

What did you evil people do to Dizzywriter??? :p

[Tilly]

*hums loudly*
There's no screaming coming from the basement. Uh-uh. Nothing at all. It's the tv, really :winkgrin:

[RxCate]

It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again!!

...*cough* I mean, Dizzy-who?

[DairyQueen2049]

I so missed something fun and stickey!!! What?? What???

[Renn/aissance]

She liked my name best. :D

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

Renn, you are so wrong.She just saw your name because she is old are far sighted and didn't have her glasses and you cheated by writing in all capitals.

[horse-loverz]

SHE LIKED MY NAME BEST CAUSE I CAN TYPE IN ALL CAPS... I MEAN REALLY... MR SNAPPY GOLDFISH.. WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE???


I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING OVER THE SOUND OF MY TYPING... WHO'S HOLDING DIZZY WHERE???

[Renn/aissance]

Renn, you are so wrong.She just saw your name because she is old are far sighted and didn't have her glasses and you cheated by writing in all capitals.

You are so RUDE! Calling Dizzy old like that! She doesn't look a day over 27! I bet you're just jealous of her looks. :sigh:

Also, my name was clearly superior. Obviously you do not understand the deeper significance.

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

Not only did I offer up several names, all of which she so rudely rejected, but I gave her horse a Crayola Crayon Color (puce). I did so much for her. I never assaulted her with capital letters. Not really. That was my keyboard, not me.

I am just devastated by this whole affair.

[kookicat]

DG- maybe you need to break out the capital letters? Some people like that kind of thing, you know.... :winkgrin:

[jilltx]

Well I typed my name suggestion in teeny, tiny, polite letters so clearly she missed it. I vote...
FIDDLE-D-BANKS FROSTYBOTTOMS.

Don't you make me HURT your dog!!

[dizzywriter]

She named him Mr. Cuddlefluffybottoms of course..

And remember she is always right...:winkgrin: I hope she got her zombies taken care of too.. I hate BO/BM/SO/DQ zombies... :mad:

yOU All are rEALLY MEAN! :-( YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO HELP WITH MY PROBLEM AND JUST SHOUTED AT ME. THAT WAS rEALLY hURTFUL.

i ACCIDENTALLY HIT THE CAPS LOCK key BUT A PERFECT BEING LIKE ME DEsERves TO BE HAPPy, BecaUSE. wELL, JUST BECAUSE I always do everything write and all those other pupples are wrong.

cAPS lOCK IS TO HARD FOR SOMEONE DEALING WITH MY problem! COTH is such a mean place.

[Bluesy]

Still think she should have gone for TROGDOR

Burninate the city.....Burninate the peasants...
TROGDOR!! TROGDOR!!!1 TROGDORRRRR!!!
.....And the Trogdor comes in the NIGGGGHHHHTTTTTT!

and she should have used the 45" shank quadruple twisted barbed wire pelham with a tack noseband, a short martingale, draw reins, a german martingale using snaps and goldfish whilst doing rollkur and drinking a martini. It would have solved her Zombie Problem. Sheesh. Don't you people know anything?? :rolleyes:

[dizzywriter]

I feel so used. All she wanted was hugs, we gave them to her, and now she's gone and left us.

I never got parenthases from you, Geek. You just gave me brackets and that other stuff with curvy things and elbows {{{}}}. How can such strange punctuation help me with my PROBLEM?

I mean, I come here to COTH. Pour my non-alter heart out in my one-sided and egocentric way, soliciting advice to ignore and all I get is wacky brackets and stuff. Given the lack of parenthases, why should I accept your advice for my horse's name?

My PROBLEM is not HR. How could it be if I ride 23 hours a day, including sex and drugs, and give my horse the majikal name of Buffysnugglesspike. And my horse doesn't need therapy. (We won't go there with the sex and drugs). Nor do I, because I am a perfect being. In fact, I was at the store the other day and a parade of birds and flowers followed me. The people who were watching were really wowed.

Of course, that doesn't solve my PROBLEM. And I sure won't get help for that here.

[dizzywriter]

What did you evil people do to Dizzywriter??? :p

They were mean, mean I tell you. Proposing silly names for my horse, and doing nothing to help me solve my PROBLEM.

nEVER COME to Coth to SOLVE A PERSONAL PROBLEM, espeCIALLY IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN OFF YOUR CAPS LOCK. They are mean to (oops, HOW'D i DO THAT?) perfect PEOPLE LIKE ME whose problems ARE RANDOMLY conceived in the UNIVERSAL PROBLEM GENERATOR, which means they ARE NOT MY FAULT.

[dizzywriter]

Not only did I offer up several names, all of which she so rudely rejected, but I gave her horse a Crayola Crayon Color (puce). I did so much for her. I never assaulted her with capital letters. Not really. That was my keyboard, not me.

I am just devastated by this whole affair.

gEEK, YOU ARE dISSEMbLING. iSN'T PUCE THE COLOR OF something not-nice, like vomit? In the one hour per day that I am not riding and devoting to my PROBLEM, I don't have time to look up weird colors. Next thing, you'll be throwing exotic punctuation at me again.

[dizzywriter]

Renn, you are so wrong.She just saw your name because she is old are far sighted and didn't have her glasses and you cheated by writing in all capitals.

Geek, you are so mean. I'm not old. Boy, people like you just make my PROBLEM worse. Next thing, you'll be throwing experimental fruit flies at my PROBLEM and I can assure you, no experiments will help because the PROBLEM is other people that your fruit flies can't find. Plus, some genetic issues that would require huge grants to analyze.

[oldenmare]

There, there, Dizzy, ignore the trolls....

They are ALL just jealous of how wonderful you are - that is why they spend no time whatsoever trying to deal with your problem - and why they keep trying to blame you for the problem.....

After all, it could never, ever possibly ever even the teeniest bit be YOUR fault......:winkgrin:

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

I will give you another chance. While I do think that "Trogdor" is an excellent moniker, I can't visualize it on the brass halter plate except in bold, block letters. Your horse needs something more cursive, like "Effing Trogdor."

[EponaRoan]

What did you evil people do to Dizzywriter??? :p

She was hugged. By zombies. :lol::lol::lol:

[equinelaw]

Buffysnugglesspike is the coolest name ever. I am going to steal it. No. . wait. . I thought it up. You stole it from me!

[horse-loverz]

Dizzy I think you forgot something. Don't you need to know what color coat to wear with your horse Dobbinsmartypants. Your zombie trainer could be misleading you to keep you from winning. You MUST be wearing the proper coordinating colors or the judges spit on you honest!

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

I have already told her her horse's Crayola color should be puce. Wonderful, sound, sage advice from someone who spent years with all 64 colors as I was not allowed sharp objects. And yet DW scorned my advice.

[Renn/aissance]

I have already told her her horse's Crayola color should be puce. Wonderful, sound, sage advice from someone who spent years with all 64 colors as I was not allowed sharp objects. And yet DW scorned my advice.

DW knows you are slow because all the cool kids had the 120. No wonder you weren't allowed sharp objects.

[equusus]

I have already told her her horse's Crayola color should be puce. Wonderful, sound, sage advice from someone who spent years with all 64 colors as I was not allowed sharp objects. And yet DW scorned my advice.

Aww ((((((((hugs))))))))

Feel better now?

[Tilly]

DW knows you are slow because all the cool kids had the 120. No wonder you weren't allowed sharp objects.

*gigglesnort*
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Char]

Um....I missed something. I have a feeling that I know what it's about, but could someone please PM me the details, or direct me to the, um....'source' of the inspiration?

MUCH ABLIGED! :eek:

[sdlbredfan]

Um....I missed something. I have a feeling that I know what it's about, but could someone please PM me the details, or direct me to the, um....'source' of the inspiration?

MUCH ABLIGED! :eek:

If this is a horse's name, maybe we all need a reminder of names of sire and dam, so we can be of any further assistance (however dubious or misadvised it may be?).

[arabhorse2]

Since Dizzy doesn't like the name TROGDOR! (I added the exclamation point), I think I'm going to take it for my next horse's name.

At least the judges should be able to pronounce it. I hope they get the emphasis right though, and realize it's to be shouted and not just announced.

Dizzy, your problem stems from the fact that you're a brazen, painted hussy, who has no self esteem and no sense of yourself as a woman, because you dare to wear makeup!

Your horse assured me he was mortified to be seen with you, when you're tarted up.

[lalahartma1]

Still think she should have gone for TROGDOR

Burninate the city.....Burninate the peasants...
TROGDOR!! TROGDOR!!!1 TROGDORRRRR!!!
.....And the Trogdor comes in the NIGGGGHHHHTTTTTT!

and she should have used the 45" shank quadruple twisted barbed wire pelham with a tack noseband, a short martingale, draw reins, a german martingale using snaps and goldfish whilst doing rollkur and drinking a martini. It would have solved her Zombie Problem. Sheesh. Don't you people know anything?? :rolleyes:


Woohoo, Trogdor1!1!! Never thought I'd see a reference on COTH!

[jilltx]

If this is a horse's name, maybe we all need a reminder of names of sire and dam, so we can be of any further assistance (however dubious or misadvised it may be?).


Sire: Trapdoor

Dam: Suri, sired by Tom In Himmel

Surely you know of this horses sire. He received elevens on all of his Warmblood (big "W" not small "w") inspection results. He is very very famous in the land of Nod for executing the double decaffeinated half cap in the pike position. You people know nothing.

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

As a reference, it should be Trogdor!(Bluesy, 2009) or Trogdor! with a superscript 1, and then at the bottom:

(1) Bluesy. 2009. Trogdor! COTH Off Course Forum 9:22.

But absolutely with the exclamation point, and always wearing puce polo wraps and saddle pad, with TROGDOR! boldy embroidered in big block letters (or Effing Trogdor, in cursive). What an incredible statement, on all fronts.

[arabhorse2]

Effing Trogdor in cursive sounds classy. His barn name can be TROGDOR! or just The Burninator.

Conny would have loved being called The Burninator. :D

[Ambrey]

Can't you split it up so it looks like a small down in England?

Effingtrog Door

[jilltx]

Can't you split it up so it looks like a small down in England?

Effingtrog Door


*snort* Sounds like something out of Harry Potter.

[Renn/aissance]

Can't you split it up so it looks like a small down in England?

Effingtrog Door

That is going to be the name of my next horse. :lol: We will burninate the circuit!

[horse-loverz]

Dizzy, your problem stems from the fact that you're a brazen, painted hussy, who has no self esteem and no sense of yourself as a woman, because you dare to wear makeup!

Your horse assured me he was mortified to be seen with you, when you're tarted up.

That or she didn't wear the proper brand of make up.. what is the best brand of Mascara to use when riding a horse named TROGDOR!..???

[horse-loverz]

Here (http://www.chronicleforums.com/Forum/showthread.php?t=224607) is the origional plea for help for those that missed it .

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

When Dizzywriter succumbs to COTH pleas and rescues a wee pony, she can call the pony "TROGDOR! Lite." Its Crayola Crayon Color will be vermillion.

[Trevelyan96]

Dizzy,

If you would just sign up for a lesson with GM, he would show you how to feel better about yourself.

Name the horse IsntThatSpeshul

[Tilly]

That or she didn't wear the proper brand of make up.. what is the best brand of Mascara to use when riding a horse named TROGDOR!..???

Rimmel :winkgrin:

[jilltx]

Dizzy,

If you would just sign up for a lesson with GM, he would show you how to feel better about yourself.

Name the horse IsntThatSpeshul

I think the Parelli's are a better option, since they don't like protecting the melon. It allows for a more "openminded" experience, and who wants helmet hair anyway? Everyone should be entitled to feel the wind between their ears when they ride.

Name your horse: GimmeMoMoney or "Gimme" for short

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

Name your horse: GimmeMoMoney or "Gimme" for short

In this case, your horse's Crayola Crayon color would be sea foam, and that is already taken.

[Reynard Ridge]

In this case, your horse's Crayola Crayon color would be sea foam, and that is already taken.

Or Entrepreneur Green.

That particular color of money was in the 120, so you may have missed it. :yes:

[jilltx]

In this case, your horse's Crayola Crayon color would be sea foam, and that is already taken.


Surely you jest? It's color would be "Neon Carrot" ...like DUH! :rolleyes:

RR...thanks for backing me up on color. Speaking of color...does "Neon carrot"come in a sabino version?
I don't think DW would be caught DEAD on anything that wasn't the first-and-only-once-in-a-lifetime- double-decaffeinated-half-cap-with-a-twist-of-carrot.

[Bluesy]

Since Dizzy doesn't like the name TROGDOR! (I added the exclamation point), I think I'm going to take it for my next horse's name.

At least the judges should be able to pronounce it. I hope they get the emphasis right though, and realize it's to be shouted and not just announced.

Dizzy, your problem stems from the fact that you're a brazen, painted hussy, who has no self esteem and no sense of yourself as a woman, because you dare to wear makeup!

Your horse assured me he was mortified to be seen with you, when you're tarted up.

Finally! Someone has recognized my spectacular naming skills(z?) I was beginning to lose faith in you people. The next horse name that my creative genius has come up with is "ZVBXRPL". Whomever chooses to use it shall give me full credit for my awesomeness.

And ay-rabhorse, finally! someone who has hit the nail on the proverbial head. What kind of hussy would choose NOT to name their horse Trogdor? Sheesh.

You should get Strongbad dragons embroidered on all your stuff, and have the announcers play the "Trogdor!" theme whenever you enter the ring. You. WILL. Burninate! the. competition. They will all learn to fear you, and with good cause.

And if you get bored because no one will want to play with you, here are some games to keep you entertained:
Trogdor!!! (http://www.homestarrunner.com/trogdor.html)
Peasant Quest (http://www.homestarrunner.com/disk4of12.html)

[horse-loverz]

Rimmel :winkgrin:


you sure?? I was thinking maybe something more upscale... MAC.. Estee Lauder.??? Should she go with basic black mascara or match her mascara to her jacket??? Hmmmmm...

[Tilly]

Hmm. . . I think matching the mascara to the jacket is a must. And the eyeshadow and lipstick must also match.

[arabhorse2]

Bluesy, I like the idea of rampaging into the show ring with the Trogdor theme playing, while the announcer screams into the microphone, "TROGDOR! in the ring!"

My horse and I shall intimidate and burninate the competition! TROGDOR! rules!

Oh, and as far as using expensive make-up, why not go all out and buy something that's not only expensive, but hard to find? Merle Norman cosmetics are wunnerful, but out of fashion and prohibitively expensive nowadays. Totally chic!

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

Bluesy, I like the idea of rampaging into the show ring with the Trogdor theme playing, while the announcer screams into the microphone, "TROGDOR! in the ring!"

My horse and I shall intimidate and burninate the competition! TROGDOR! rules!


Only acceptable if Dizzywriter competes in a Darth Vader mask and cape.

[Renn/aissance]

I think that Dizzywriter and Effintrog Dor would be most suitably accessorized with Urban Decay. Particularly something sparkly.

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

Absolutely not. Effingtrog Dor screams "GOTH!!!"

[Renn/aissance]

Absolutely not. Effingtrog Dor screams "GOTH!!!"

She can wear all black with silver sparkly eyeliner. Effintrog Dor can have flames painted in Twinkle Toes on his behind.

[dizzywriter]

Boy, I leave town for a day and all you COTH meanies have selfishly decided to change the subject from ME and MY PROBLEM.

And I hate all your horse names, so there!

[Bluesy]

Boy, I leave town for a day and all you COTH meanies have selfishly decided to change the subject from ME and MY PROBLEM.

And I hate all your horse names, so there!


Your mother!

[dizzywriter]

Are you saying that my mother is my problem?!

[Bluesy]

It sure as heck ain't your zombie.

[dizzywriter]

Since Dizzy doesn't like the name TROGDOR! (I added the exclamation point), I think I'm going to take it for my next horse's name.

At least the judges should be able to pronounce it. I hope they get the emphasis right though, and realize it's to be shouted and not just announced.

Dizzy, your problem stems from the fact that you're a brazen, painted hussy, who has no self esteem and no sense of yourself as a woman, because you dare to wear makeup!

Your horse assured me he was mortified to be seen with you, when you're tarted up.

You are jealous of my perfection. I'm beginning to see that that is the root of my PROBLEM. No wonder no one gave me any (((hugs)))). I keep trying to make my SO/BO/BM/BNT/DQ zombie perfect like me, and that is clearly impossible. I know! I need to lower my expectations. But how can I do that if my expectations are perfect?

Is this making sense? To all of you imperfect beings, it probably doesn't. That's why you can't come up with a perfect horse name like Buffysnugglesspike and have to steal mine.

[dizzywriter]

It sure as heck ain't your zombie.

How can you know anything about my zombie if I have been deliberately vague in my quest to garner sympathy and (((hugs)))? My zombie is the perfect zombie, which makes my PROBLEM all the more difficult.

Boy, you're really mean.

[dizzywriter]

Dizzy I think you forgot something. Don't you need to know what color coat to wear with your horse Dobbinsmartypants. Your zombie trainer could be misleading you to keep you from winning. You MUST be wearing the proper coordinating colors or the judges spit on you honest!

My horse's name is Buffysnugglesspike, and my color is blond.

[Bluesy]

How can you know anything about my zombie if I have been deliberately vague in my quest to garner sympathy and (((hugs)))?

Pfft. I know EVERYTHING and EVERYONE.


My zombie is the perfect zombie, which makes my PROBLEM all the more difficult.

Well obviously it's not perfect, otherwise we would not be having this discussion. Geez...your story changes ALL the time. :rolleyes: However, your zombie might have been slightly closer to perfect if you had chosen the name Trogdor.

Boy, you're really mean.

Yup. And I like it.

[dizzywriter]

Aww ((((((((hugs))))))))

Feel better now?

How come the Geek gets ((((hugs)))) for some imagined childhood injustice involving crayons, and I get brackets and {}{}{} thingies for this monstrous PROBLEM?

I know. YOu are all simply in awe.

[dizzywriter]

Well obviously it's not perfect, otherwise we would not be having this discussion. Geez...your story changes ALL the time. :rolleyes: However, your zombie might have been slightly closer to perfect if you had chosen the name Trogdor.


OMG, it's an intervention! Are you trying to tell me that my one-sided, totally egocentric and vague recounting of my PROBLEM has inconsistencies, perhaps arising from being totally fictional, but presented here on COTH in a bid for attention from a pathetically self-involved person with NO LIFE????!!!!

Does that mean I'm really a brunette?

[Bluesy]

I know. YOu are all simply in awe.

Day-yam. You have me figured out...I can't hide it any longer - *sniff* The reason I was so mean, I was jealous! And mom didn't love me. :(

Teach me to be like you, oh wonderful one. Learn me about your zombie and your attainment of perfectness.

[dizzywriter]

Perfectness is a state of being unattainable by the unperfectnessed.

[oldenmare]

"Perfectness is a state of being unattainable by the unperfectnessed."


Dizzy

Its really well past time to layoff the Moldovian Fizzy Water, luv.

Perhaps THAT is your problem.....

OM

[dizzywriter]

"Perfectness is a state of being unattainable by the unperfectnessed."


Dizzy

Its really well past time to layoff the Moldovian Fizzy Water, luv.

Perhaps THAT is your problem.....

OM

There is no such thing as too much Moldovan Fizzy Water. It has majikal powers, which gave me the (unusual) humility to not be a usage Nazi about "perfection". Instead, in my perfectedness, decided that it was best to show this very mean COTH person that I am learning.

I am, really, learning. Hence, "unperfectedness".

Did I just fart a butterfly and a bird? Am I a Gypsy Vanner? People seem to be following me for perfection lessons, but I just don't have time for them. My PROBLEM is being questioned for logic. Like, uh, I'm supposed to follow rules.

[Renn/aissance]

Are you saying that my mother is my problem?!

YO MAMA SO FAT SHE EXERTS HER OWN GRAVITATIONAL PULL!

Which may make your current issue of farting a butterfly and a bird more understandable. Perhaps you, too, are just that attractive, and they have to find their way out somehow.

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

WHat kind of bird was farted? Hummingbirds, acceptable. Flamingoes, not so much. That is reserved for only the most majikal of Gypsy Vanners, known as the Burger Kings.

And I get hugs because I promised them A's on the next test if they did so, for extra credit. Those who claim there are 120 crayons and not 64 received an automatic 10 point deduction.

[Reynard Ridge]

My horse's name is Buffysnugglesspike, and my color is blond.

:rolleyes: Blonde.

Maybe your colour should be maroon?

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

If it's "blonde," and not "blond," then it's "moron" and not "maroon."

[jilltx]

Yo Nanjing! Here in the good old U S of A, we spell that C-O-L-O-R.

[arabhorse2]

Dizzy, is your riding animal a horse, a pony, or a marmoset? You know, because it's so difficult to determine what it is, due to all the 'grey areas' in horse and pony labeling criteria.

Your equine's identity crisis could be causing part of the problem.

As long as it's not a hony (puke) or fauxny (double puke), which would make your perfectedness less than perfect!

You can't have the name TROGDOR! anyway, because I've claimed it for my next horse. So nyah!

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

Dizzywriter could name her horse/zebra/marmoset TROGDOR! II, and then her horse's Crayola Crayon color would be burnt sienna.

[Renn/aissance]

Dizzywriter could name her horse/zebra/marmoset TROGDOR! II, and then her horse's Crayola Crayon color would be burnt sienna.

You are copying off of my name! I want a lawyer! I am going to sue and also going to get a restraining order against you! I FORBID you to use that name!

[Bluesy]

Perfectness is a state of being unattainable by the unperfectnessed.

You're just plain mean :( :(

Now I'll have to console myself by being mean to people to whom I see fit to be mean to.

Why didn't you love me mom? *tear*

And you should name your horse "Somewhere My Love Lies Sleeping"
da da da da da dah da da da da da dah...

[arabhorse2]

You are copying off of my name! I want a lawyer! I am going to sue and also going to get a restraining order against you! I FORBID you to use that name!

Renn, I thought you were going to use the name Effintrog Dor? As such, there would be no infringement.

Besides, I'M the one who's going to sue Geek for trying to steal my next horse's name! TROGDOR! is mine, I tells ya!!! :mad:

Bluesy, my mother loves me fine. I'm just a big meanie doodie head because I obviously take after my father's family. They're kinda snooty and mean. ;)

[Renn/aissance]

No Arab, I had originally come up with the most perfect possible name for Dizzy's horse. Knowing that, as Dizzy is perfect, her horse must also be perfect at all of the wide range of things it does, I logically suggested the name Slick II. Clearly the name Trogdor! II is copyright infringement upon Slick II! I WANT MY LAWYER!

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

I have formally renamed Ted "TROGDOR: THE ORIGINAL (ALL OTHERS ARE FAKE)."

His color remains Expresso Bay. It cost extra to change the color with the USDF.

[EponaRoan]

I have formally renamed Ted "TROGDOR: THE ORIGINAL (ALL OTHERS ARE FAKE)."



You need to use the little copyright thingie instead. It will be much klassier. With a k!

Trogdor (c) All Rights Reserved.

[Tilly]

You need to use the little copyright thingie instead. It will be much klassier. With a k!

Trogdor (c) All Rights Reserved.

As opposed to classier with a c? :winkgrin:

[arabhorse2]

Well yes, Rubies. It's klassier than classier if you use a k! ;)

I'm still gonna use TROGDOR!, even if Geek makes some specious claim that indicates her Trogdor is the only original. Feh! Feh I say!

[Tilly]

I must use a k at all times now :lol: So Chance will now be Khance :winkgrin:

[arabhorse2]

Only with the k sound, dear.

So Chance will stay Chance. But he can be Klassy Chance, as opposed to Classy Chance. :D

[Tilly]

Only with the k sound, dear.

So Chance will stay Chance. But he can be Klassy Chance, as opposed to Classy Chance. :D

Oh, of course! I feel so stupid now :lol:

Klassy Chance has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? :cool:

[arabhorse2]

No, no, don't put yourself down.

Proper grammar can be difficult, since it's so tricksy. Stupid grammar! What does it have in its pocketses?

[Tilly]

I am so horrible when it comes to grammar. It is very tricksy :lol:

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

Ted's first foal (now renamed: TROGDOR! THE ORIGINAL (ALL OTHERS ARE FAKE!) (k)) will by called Trcksy Trogdor, and will grow up to become a much loved part of Cirque du Soleil.

Even though he is a gelding, marvelous things are being done with DNA these days. He can still be the Baby Daddy, or, Baby Sire, as it were.

[Tilly]

And then the mare will go to Maury for a DNA test, to prove he's her baby daddy?

[EponaRoan]

As opposed to classier with a c? :winkgrin:

Yes. Klassy and classy are two different animals entirely. :D

[Bluesy]

Ted's first foal (now renamed: TROGDOR! THE ORIGINAL (ALL OTHERS ARE FAKE!) (k)) will by called Trcksy Trogdor, and will grow up to become a much loved part of Cirque du Soleil.

Even though he is a gelding, marvelous things are being done with DNA these days. He can still be the Baby Daddy, or, Baby Sire, as it were.

You should name Ted's foal:

Triple Ripple Vanilla Road Monkey.
or
Fhqwhgads!

Day-yam I'm good at this.

[dizzywriter]

WHat kind of bird was farted? Hummingbirds, acceptable. Flamingoes, not so much. That is reserved for only the most majikal of Gypsy Vanners, known as the Burger Kings.

And I get hugs because I promised them A's on the next test if they did so, for extra credit. Those who claim there are 120 crayons and not 64 received an automatic 10 point deduction.

Geek, are your fruit flies familiars that fly around and come back to the lab with intelligence about the hummingbird (just one) that I farted? Maybe I need them to help me with my PROBLEM -- especially since all of you are being so unhelpful. I mean, did any of you NOTICE THAT THIS THREAD IS ABOUT ME?

The species of butterflies is irrelevant because, of course, any butterflies I fart are, by definition, perfect.

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

It doesn't matter, eventually, all threads are about ME. Or Ted. Which is just the same as being about me, which is as it should be.

[dizzywriter]

Ted's first foal (now renamed: TROGDOR! THE ORIGINAL (ALL OTHERS ARE FAKE!) (k)) will by called Trcksy Trogdor, and will grow up to become a much loved part of Cirque du Soleil.

Even though he is a gelding, marvelous things are being done with DNA these days. He can still be the Baby Daddy, or, Baby Sire, as it were.

I hereby copyright RODGORT for the name of my next horse. Buffysnugglesspike may not like that I invented an even more perfect name for the horse I don't have, but he is consoled by the fact that all of you mean and unhelpful people got the name BACKWARDS.

RODGORT's crayon color shall be bottle-blond.

I have spoken.

Unfortunately, I keep speaking in that authoritative voice to my PROBLEM, but it doesn't listen. Why can't the SO/BM/BO/BNT/DQ zombie understand that I only want what is best, and I DESERVE to make the zombie obey my bidding. (Ruffling papers) I have a restraining order here somewhere. It's one of those speshul restraining orders you can buy for 199.99 plus S&H from the Universal Problem Generator. It gets rid of anyone I don't like.

[dizzywriter]

It doesn't matter, eventually, all treads are about ME. Or Ted.

Tread carefully, Geek. I have my speshul restraining order to FORBID you from making this about you.

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

Yes, but I have my green card, so you can't catch me.

[Coreene]

Rodgort Pressoa Unibrow.

[dizzywriter]

Yes, but I have my green card, so you can't catch me.

Geek, you leave me no choice.

Your green card is powerless against the majikal powers of the Speshul Restraining Order.

I know it's really, really a speshul order because I paid $199 plus S&H to get it on the internets, where everything is true.

And I'm going to use it because I DESERVE to have everyone do what I want them to do to make me happy.

OK.

Are you ready?

This is it.

The Speshul Restraining Order

is

STOP!

[dizzywriter]

Rodgort Pressoa Unibrow.

Why are you messing with my perfect horse name, adding all kinds of accoutrements that I don't want?

This is ABOUT ME!

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

I have decided that Bluesy should keep the rights to TROGDOR! However, I have formally renamed Ted (the former TROGDOR THE ORGINAL (ALL OTHERS ARE FAKE))
GIGANTOR. SO, by definition, GIGANTOR is bigger and better than TROGDOR! and doesn't even need an exclamation point at the end.

And dizzywriter, fyi, only the Mods have Speshul Restraining Orders, although it has been a long time since I was asked to stand in the corner.

[Bluesy]

I have decided that Bluesy should keep the rights to TROGDOR! However, I have formally renamed Ted (the former TROGDOR THE ORGINAL (ALL OTHERS ARE FAKE))
GIGANTOR. SO, by definition, GIGANTOR is bigger and better than TROGDOR! and doesn't even need an exclamation point at the end.


Gasp!

There is no better name that Trogdor!, except with the exceptions of possibly ZVBXRPL or Fhqwhgads. You see, the exclamation point is what makes it so great. And I do appreciate you giving me the rights to Trogdor!, yet, I feel since I an so dang good at this naming thing that I should share in my talent, at least a bit anyway.


Dizzy, I have been meaning to ask you, since your zombie is so perfect, do you wear a helmet when mounting it and riding it? Or do your butterflies keep you bouyant if your as-yet-unnamed zombie zebra horse should trip?

[jilltx]

Coreene, I think that is an EXCELLENT name. The only thing it's missing is the effing prefix.
Or would that be, "Gniffe"??

Gniffe Rotgort Pressoa Unibrow. I thought that was something you ordered in a Danish cafe? Or perhaps something ELSE on a street in Amsterdam? ;)

[dizzywriter]

Coreene, I think that is an EXCELLENT name. The only thing it's missing is the effing prefix.
Or would that be, "Gniffe"??

Gniffe Rotgort Pressoa Unibrow. I thought that was something you ordered in a Danish cafe? Or perhaps something ELSE on a street in Amsterdam? ;)

Now you're all ganging up on me. Coreene's horse name is wrong, WRONG!

Jilltx, if you had been paying attention instead of buying Gniffe Rotgort Pressoa Unibrow joints in Amsterdam and then scheming with everyone else to attack me you would have noticed that I ride my HORSE, the perfectly named Buffysnugglesspike. I don't ride the zombie. The zombie is part of my PROBLEM. But I do wear a helmet in order to protect my perfect brain.

Sheesh, no wonder I'm not getting (((HUGS))) here. You people seem to think that your horses' names are more important than my PROBLEM.

[EponaRoan]

The zombie is part of my PROBLEM. But I do wear a helmet in order to protect my perfect brain.

Brains! More brains!

Sheesh, no wonder I'm not getting (((HUGS))) here. You people seem to think that your horses' names are more important than my PROBLEM.

I don't have time to read through this long thread and/or take the trouble to go back and read your original post. What was your PROBLEM again? :winkgrin:

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

Sheesh, no wonder I'm not getting (((HUGS))) here. You people seem to think that your horses' names are more important than my PROBLEM.

But they are!!! We're having way more fun thinking up names like TROGDOR! than dealing with your zombie problems. But I will be generous and help you out here. Your zombie needs to be on the lunge from now until forever, and then round penned 8 hours a day with a carrot stick dangling in front of his zombie nose-like-object.

[jilltx]

Ni ym tpmetta ot tsop a kciuq esnopser, I dellepsim "Trogdor" sdawkcab, spoo!! Taht eman dluohs eb, " Gniffe RoDgort Pressoa Unibrow". Ym dab. :( Gib spoo!!!!!!!!

[YoTambien]

All your base are belong to us!


Which brings us to another great name - AYBABTU!!!

[dizzywriter]

Ni ym tpmetta ot tsop a kciuq esnopser, I dellepsim "Trogdor" sdawkcab, spoo!! Taht eman dluohs eb, " Gniffe RoDgort Pressoa Unibrow". Ym dab. :( Gib spoo!!!!!!!!


RODGORT ny ehanbet giiiiiii thros! Ni ym PROBLEM. Gortiom ((((NUPS)))), COTH gomprew. Buffysnugglespike birtow.

[dizzywriter]

Brains! More brains!



I don't have time to read through this long thread and/or take the trouble to go back and read your original post. What was your PROBLEM again? :winkgrin:

Boy, you chime in at post #109 to tell me you don't know what's going on? Hmmm, maybe I'm not getting (((HUGS))) because everyone got distracted by their pathetic attempts at coming up with a better name than Buffysnugglespike -- and forgot what my PROBLEM is.

My PROBLEM is vague. It may be fictional. Most importantly, it is NOT MY FAULT.

[Bluesy]

My PROBLEM is vague. It may be fictional. Most importantly, it is NOT MY FAULT.

Well then put vague on the longe line for 1/2 an hour, then round pen for another 2. Then you need make sure your vague is savvy enough, with your karrote stick and you won't need a helmet and your problem is solved.

I don't want to ((hug)) you since you may have cooties and that's just not cool.

You know what else is not cool? Telling us are names are pathetic - your MOM is pathetic.
All our names are belong to us, and are le awesome.

So There.

[dizzywriter]

Well then put vague on the longe line for 1/2 an hour, then round pen for another 2. Then you need make sure your vague is savvy enough, with your karrote stick and you won't need a helmet and your problem is solved.

I don't want to ((hug)) you since you may have cooties and that's just not cool.

You know what else is not cool? Telling us are names are pathetic - your MOM is pathetic.
All our names are belong to us, and are le awesome.

So There.

Vague can't be lunged. Don't you know that? And if you put it in a round pen, it gets circly, which is so NOT vague. And don't get me started about savvy. You don't understand at all. Boy, and I thought Canadians were nice.

[Bluesy]

Vague can't be lunged. Don't you know that? And if you put it in a round pen, it gets circly, which is so NOT vague. And don't get me started about savvy.

Well I don't know who you train with, but I've always had success longing and round penning vague. Maybe YOU'RE not just savvy enough to train vague. :rolleyes: My methods work on everyone and everything, because, well, because I am so great at naming things. I'm so great I don't even need a horse/zombie/vague because I'm so saavy - betcha can't say that about yourself, can you?


You don't understand at all.

I understand more than you do. You hippy, non-vague-longing-snobby english rider you.

Boy, and I thought Canadians were nice.

That's just a myth. :rolleyes:

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

I say, anyone that can train Meese and eat Timbits at the same time can certainly do vague and circly in a round pen.

[YoTambien]

I had heard that you don't train vague - vague trains you!

[dizzywriter]

Everyone is ganging up on me AGAIN. This is another example of my PROBLEM. I know that you can't train Meese, no one can. Not even perfect me. The only reason the Canadians have convinced you that they can is because they know that no one in the USofA really knows what goes on up there. I mean, it's Canada, which is by Alaska, which is right across the yard from Russia, and they're (furtive look), like, socialists or something.

No one has ever circled a vague in a round pen. That's just propaganda. DON"T BELIEVE IT!!!!

[dizzywriter]

Oh, oh and one more. Doing some investigating in order to solve my PROBLEM in the passive aggressive way to which I am accustomed, I wanted to note that you all Canadians keep sending those geese down here to poop in all the round pens. That must be how you train your vagues. You poop up all of our USofA round pens so that your pens are clean to circle your vagues.

[dizzywriter]

I say, anyone that can train Meese and eat Timbits at the same time can certainly do vague and circly in a round pen.

What is a Timbit? Why are you adding new words to my PROBLEM? Geez, all of you people just keep adding to my PROBLEM without ANY useful information. MY SO/BM/BO/BNT/DQ zombie is going to start chewing on my ear if I don't get (((HUUUGGGSSS))) to help me.

Oh, and my Speshul Restraining Order FORBIDS all of you from using brackets or those {{{}}} things to protect yourself.

I don't care what you say, Geek. I paid $199 plus S&H for it. The Mods always have the power to shut us down. But they can NEVER circle a vague without the Speshul Restraining Order. I gave the Speshul Restraining Order life, and I TAKE IT AWAY.

So, um, don't you all see how charismatic and powerful I am? Why doesn't the PROBLEM see that and do as I say????? I mean...I DESERVE IT.

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

The Speshul thing about your restraining order is I can still post that TROGDOR! is the best name and chartreuse should be your zombie's color...or possibly glow-in-the-dark, but that is so cliched...and because I am like a zillion miles from you it is still fine. You still have your restraining order, and your problem, and your zombie, and I still have my box of Crayola crayons.

[Renn/aissance]

Add this one to the list of COTH jurisimprudence laws:

Timmy's Law: as a thread's length increases, the probability that someone will bring up Canada, meese, and Timmy's coffee also increases.

Dizzy's Corollary: the probability of solving the problem you started the thread about decreases dramatically once Timmy's Law is in effect.

[dizzywriter]

That's because all you mean COTH people don't really care about my PROBLEM. You just care about your futile efforts to beat Buffysnugglespikes as the bestest horse name EVER and then trying to circle my vague with your pens.

[Bluesy]

Listen:

I'm a level 10 Matt Morelli, Natural Moose-man-ship student and trainer. (Which means I know a whole lot more than you.) He's the best! I have a little wooden statue that I carved of him myself, and worship him daily in hopes that his grand supremacy over all quadrupeds will rub off a little on me. I will spout his gospel over those who are obviously not doing things the Right Way. Which is everyone, except fellow Morelli-ites.

You obviously need to not ride your vague until it has played the seven games and listening to you perfectly on the ground - then you will be so savvy, you won't need a vague to ride! Your Tim-Bit Stick is your best friend in your journey. :yes:

Even though this is "moose"-man-ship, it is the only One True Way and transcends species, which is why it will work wonders for your vague, your horse, your moose or your fiddler crab.
If your Vague is in so much trouble, you better rethink the way you look at your horse as being perfect...because if your vague has so many problems - I shudder to think of the problems with your horse. :eek::eek:

Now I can really say that my horse, TimHortons, a Canadian Thoroughmoosealoosa, is perfect, because I have no problems with my vague! :yes:

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

I have actually traversed the great divide to cross the border into Canada to train my off the track Moose (OTTM), Poutine II. We were also very vague, bordering almost on wispiness, but stopping short of invisibility. Matt Morelli did so much for us! I now prostrate myself daily before the huge Morelli Totem on the lawn, and I make Poutie do so as well - that's Level ELEVEN Morelliship!

[Haalter]

Personally, I think Sofa King Rodgort is Effing Klassy!

Although Effingtrog Dor is Sofa King Klassy II!

[pinkdiamondracing]

That's because all you mean COTH people don't really care about my PROBLEM. You just care about your futile efforts to beat Buffysnugglespikes as the bestest horse name EVER and then trying to circle my vague with your pens.

After reading ALL 7 pages of this thread-- I can say with all honesty here-- that I no longer CARE what your problem is, what your horse's name is, or even what your effing color is!!!! :mad::mad::mad:
NO HUGS FOR YOU EITHER!!!!!:eek::eek::eek::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Your SPESHUL RESTRAINING ORDER DOES NOT SCARE ME EITHER!!!!! SO THERE!!!!

[Renn/aissance]

You're so mean! :eek: We may not care about her problem but you're a problem and we don't care about you EITHER! Where's my pitchfork and my running shoes?

[arabhorse2]

Don't forget the torches, Renn. If we're forming an angry mob, we're gonna need torches as well as pitchforks!

Pink how dare you come here and criticize Dizzy! We certainly don't care about her problem, but you're a meanie doodie poo-poo head for being so mean and snarky to her! :mad:

Besides, you have less than 1,000 posts, so you're probably just a troll anyway!

[pinkdiamondracing]

HEY!!!!!!!! Just cause I have under 1,000 postes doth not me a troll maketh!!!:( I work a lot, so not a lot of time to play here!!:(

Besides, none of you really care about Dizzy's problem, otherwises you would be giving her all the ((((((hugs))))) she needs!!! :confused:

Once again-- I try to fit in with the crowd, and once again, I am made into a troll-like outcast---this is just like high school-- I think I will go find somewhere to cry, under a bridge perhaps.:cry::cry:

You people really are mean-- and you obviously have no idea who I am related to, or you would be treating me a lot nicer!!!:D

[arabhorse2]

Dizzy's just an attention 'ho who wants to make COTH all about HER, no matter what the topic happens to be.

She gets no ((((hugs)))) from me, but she's still less annoying than you less-than-1,000-posts noobs.

Of course, if you've only been here a year or two and have a bazillion posts, we're going to be pretty certain you're an even bigger attention 'ho than Dizzy, and ridicule you whenever we can.

70,000 word single posts will do the same thing. Unless you make it interesting and throw in a pet (or not) runaway cow, tranquilizer guns, and cowboys in pick-up trucks.

We have our standards, you know!

Dizzy, for the record, I hate your horse's name. Buffysnugglesspikes is just stoopid!

[dizzywriter]

Dizzy's just an attention 'ho who wants to make COTH all about HER, no matter what the topic happens to be.


Dizzy, for the record, I hate your horse's name. Buffysnugglesspikes is just stoopid!

Oh yeah? Well didja maybe notice that this topic IS ABOUT ME?!

And Buffysnugglespike is the bestest, most pertfectednessed, uniquiest horse name EVER. You're just jealous, like everyone who thinks they can solve my PROBLEM by circling my vague, like those Canadians with their moosyloosas.

[Bluesy]

You should name your vague "So It Goes".

[dizzywriter]

Hey, my vague is my PROBLEM.

My horse is Buffysnugglespike.

You really aren't paying attention.

Geez, I guess that a COTH Commie like me can't expect attention to detail from Canadian socialist. You socialists are such wimps.

Your horse name is wrong. Well, maybe it's right for your horse, but not for my Buffysnugglespike perfectednessed equinity.

[dizzywriter]

To the Canadian

Your horses are really moosylucies. In the sky with diamonds.

Take that! Hah!

[Bluesy]

Hey, my vague is my PROBLEM.

My horse is Buffysnugglespike.

You really aren't paying attention.
.

Well duh! Maybe if you gave your Vague a name, it wouldn't be a problem. :rolleyes: You obviously are the one who isn't paying attention. :p

And it's no wonder why you are having so much trouble with your Vague; it's worrying about having a complex like your horse obviously does with that silly name. :rolleyes:

Your horses are really moosylucies. In the sky with diamonds.


And this is a bad thing how? My Thoroughmoosealoosa can beat up your Bunnysnuffleshark any day of the week AND go to the Timmies moose-thru, order Timbits, coffee and give the EXACT change back!

[dizzywriter]

After reading ALL 7 pages of this thread-- I can say with all honesty here-- that I no longer CARE what your problem is, what your horse's name is, or even what your effing color is!!!! :mad::mad::mad:
NO HUGS FOR YOU EITHER!!!!!:eek::eek::eek::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Your SPESHUL RESTRAINING ORDER DOES NOT SCARE ME EITHER!!!!! SO THERE!!!!

You are really mean, attacking me with punctuation like that. If you don't like my PROBLEM, why have you read this far? Methinks you are protestething too muching. Tricksy grammaring is one of our weaponses.

And don't be so sure about the Speshul Restraining Order. You have no idears of my powerses (butterflies fart, fart, fart). I'd check under the bedses before yous goes to sleepses, and maybe once or twice in the middle of the night.

[dizzywriter]

Well duh! Maybe if you gave your Vague a name, it wouldn't be a problem. :rolleyes: You obviously are the one who isn't paying attention. :p

!

Jeezus, don't you know? Vague can't have a name. It's my PROBLEM and it's deliberately ill-defined to garner the attention that I'm clearly not getting from all of you mean pupple. ((()))). That's what I need, and I'm only getting parenthases from those who really don't offer comfort. Plus, goose poop in the circly pen thingies.

Gosh, this is so not fun. Especially you mean, socialist Canadians with your lucymeesiepaloossas.

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

Look, if you're having issues with the Moose Lovers up north, we can call in some Russians. I understand they live right next door. And I think they have horses there, but I am not certain about Crayola crayons. Their government may have limited them to Red only?

[arabhorse2]

Hey, let's not forget the Redneck contingent, of which I is a part!

Y'all are bein' discriminatin' agin us, by leavin' us outta the conversayshun!

That ain't raht! :(

[jilltx]

Don't make arabhorse2 and I go all SUTHUN on your yankee potines. We WILL bring the whole trailer park AND Billy Ray down on you with a rebel yell.

I don't care WHAT your problems are ((((()))). Speak softly and carry and big gun is my mantra (heavy emphasis on the "MAN").

[arabhorse2]

Thass raht! Don' make us open a can of extry strength whoop-ass on y'all!

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

Speaking as one who lives in an ex-border state (NOT Canada or Russia!!! Different border!) I can swing both ways, as necessary.

Your horse's name is GENERAL LEE.

[Renn/aissance]

Look, if you're having issues with the Moose Lovers up north, we can call in some Russians. I understand they live right next door. And I think they have horses there, but I am not certain about Crayola crayons. Their government may have limited them to Red only?

In Soviet Russia, your vague circles YOU.

[dizzywriter]

Кляті Москалі! Вони також є частиною моєї ПРОБЛЕМИ!

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

Да? Твою мать! Твоя мать делает расплывчато! И ваша проблема зомби лошади тоже!

And I don't CARE about your PROBLEMS!

[Renn/aissance]

Oh yeah? Well, I don't care about your mom!

And I don't care 'bout no funny-lookin' symbols. Y'all think youse so smart. We're in the United States of 'Murca and we speak 'Murcan here. You don't wanna talk 'Murcan, you go back where you came from, an' never mind that my great-grandparents didn't come from here or talk 'Murcan neither! Dizzy, I think your problem is you don't speak proper 'Murcan. Hmph.

*thumps cane on porch, goes back to reading newspaper and glaring at small children until they cry*

[EponaRoan]

Your mama!

You young girls running around flaunting your vagues to anyone in the vicinity. Why in my day, we kept our vagues covered and didn't show them to anyone but our husbands. And then not until the wedding night because a vague is special. And random. Especially for those of us who are ambiguous. Or ambidextrous. Or something.

[Renn/aissance]

Your mama showed me her vague behind the back barn! She was flashing it at anyone who would look.

[EponaRoan]

Your mama showed me her vague behind the back barn! She was flashing it at anyone who would look.

Naw, she had vague colored coverings over it. You just thought she was flashing. Now YOUR mama ....

[Renn/aissance]

Oh no Epona, it was definitely her vague. It was scandalous. And the ugliest vague I've ever seen.

My mama saw it too and she agrees.

Maybe Dizzy got flashed by yo mama's vague and that's the cause of her problem.

[dizzywriter]

Oh no Epona, it was definitely her vague. It was scandalous. And the ugliest vague I've ever seen.

My mama saw it too and she agrees.

Maybe Dizzy got flashed by yo mama's vague and that's the cause of her problem.

Why did you even look at EponaMom's vague. I would have averted my eyes. We perfect people also happen to be prim.

But trust all you rednecks and vague-flaunters to hijack MY THREAD, which is ABOUT ME. It's so unfair.

[dizzywriter]

Oh yeah? Well, I don't care about your mom!

And I don't care 'bout no funny-lookin' symbols. Y'all think youse so smart. We're in the United States of 'Murca and we speak 'Murcan here. You don't wanna talk 'Murcan, you go back where you came from, an' never mind that my great-grandparents didn't come from here or talk 'Murcan neither! Dizzy, I think your problem is you don't speak proper 'Murcan. Hmph.

*thumps cane on porch, goes back to reading newspaper and glaring at small children until they cry*

Oh yeah? Well 'Murcan grammar is so tricksy. I'll bet that the Canadian is going to ride in on her mooseylucypalloosa and try to teach us all French AND replace our Freedom Fries with le frites.

[jilltx]

Что ваша проблема? Я думаю что вы преднамеренно смутны как раз для того чтобы получить некоторое ((())).

POM FRITES????!!!??? Mit Mayo??? Or Mit out??? I didn't know anyone spoke Canadian in France.

[dizzywriter]

That's right! And I'm sad because I'm not getting those ((()))) from all you Russophone meanies. Next, you'll try invading my posts and then claim that it was all my fault.

Maybe I need to post the rules for this thread on the barn door, next to Buffysnugglespike's perfectednessed.

[dizzywriter]

OK, the rules for this thread are:

It is ABOUT ME AND MY PROBLEM.

I don't need a name for my horse anymore because Buffysnugglespike is the PERFECT NAME.

Mooseylucypalloosa owners are guilty of training them in socialist circles. Such circles are very, very threatening to Communists. The only circley thing we recognized is a sickle. Oh, and Russia isn't Red anymore. It's Brown.

My vague is the only one deserving of attention here. If you want attention for your vague, or your mother's vague, start your own vague thread.

Anyone violating the rules will be subject to the Speshul Restraining Order.

[dizzywriter]

I didn't know anyone spoke Canadian in France.

See 'Murcans are so ill-informed about other countries. That's why you all believe the Canadians do all that impossible stuff with their meese.

[Bluesy]

You should name your problem "Diagon Alley"

and my Vague has a fine name, thankyouverymuch...which is WHY it's never been a problem for me. That, and the TimBit Stick.

[jilltx]

You should name your problem "Diagon Alley"

and my Vague has a fine name, thankyouverymuch...which is WHY it's never been a problem for me. That, and the TimBit Stick.

Your vague is named, "thankyouverymuch"???

My vague would be very depressed with a name like "Diagon Alley". Sounds too much like Vidas Geralidis, which we all know can be terminal and life threatening.

Shame on you for suggesting such a horrible fate for her "problem" which we all know is a cover for her "vague". :no:

[Kairoshorses]

I must say, I'm personally dizzy from reading all of this...and I STILL don't know what's going on.

Can vagues have monologues?

[Bluesy]

Your vague is named, "thankyouverymuch"???

My vague would be very depressed with a name like "Diagon Alley". Sounds too much like Vidas Geralidis, which we all know can be terminal and life threatening.

Shame on you for suggesting such a horrible fate for her "problem" which we all know is a cover for her "vague". :no:

No, my Vague is named Henry VIII.

Well maybe your vague has confidence issues in which you NEED to deal with promptly in a round pen with a TimBit Stick(TM). I could have named my vague "WhatotherrandomreferencescanIcomeupwith?" and I could assure you that because it knows its eleventy-one subtle games so well, it could deal with it just fine. It's very secure in its own skin.

If you meant Vitas Gerulaitis, shame on you for spelling it wrong and placing your idle fantasies on such a fine and noble name that I thought up.

I am SO SICK of YOUS peoples giving this wench what she's craving! All she wants is ATTENTION and YOUS alls are giving it to her willy nilly - I've given her all of my finest names and bestest tricks and advise for circling problem vagues, and whadda I get???? NOTHING!!!1!!@! Nothing but heartache. I'm the one who should be worshiped unto like a god(dess) for all of my stalwart advise!

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

Can vagues have monologues?

No, because they are only born as twins, even the girl vagues. But you could name your vague "Monologue." Then its color would be cloudy grey.

[EponaRoan]

Why did you even look at EponaMom's vague. I would have averted my eyes. We perfect people also happen to be prim.

But trust all you rednecks and vague-flaunters to hijack MY THREAD, which is ABOUT ME. It's so unfair.

Exactly! One must advert one's eyes from another's vague & must not acknowledge it. Anything else would be scandalous. :yes:

During Mardi Gras, do they yell, "Show us your vague!!" ? No. They do not. Because it is unseemly even if one is wearing vague colored coverings. Even drunks at Mardi Gras have some standards! :cry:

[jilltx]

During Mardi Gras, do they yell, "Show us your vague!!http://www.chronicleforums.com/Forum/editpost.php?do=editpost&p=4414197" ?

Depends on how original and large the string of beads are that they are offering in exchange for a vague peek. ;) Some vagues have no social morays and will expose themselves for cheap plastic baubles and a chance to appear on the "Vagues Gone Wild" video. These vagues are wild and shameless and even a TimBit Stick (TM) wouldn't be able to tame them.

Now Dizzy, you do realize that any monogramming for "Buffysnugglespike" would be abbreviated as, "BS", right??

[Renn/aissance]

Depends on how original and large the string of beads are that they are offering in exchange for a vague peek. ;) Some vagues have no social morays and will expose themselves for cheap plastic baubles and a chance to appear on the "Vagues Gone Wild" video. These vagues are wild and shameless and even a TimBit Stick (TM) wouldn't be able to tame them.

Now Dizzy, you do realize that any monogramming for "Buffysnugglespike" would be abbreviated as, "BS", right??

Jill, Jill, Jill. What did they teach you in that public school education of yours? (Probably nothing more than how to show your vague in public just like Epona's mom! :eek: ) Buffysnugglespike would be abbreviated as BSS, but of course the name in all its fabulousity deserves embroidery in full. Perhaps with clever Swarovski embellishment. Because Buffysnugglespike is classy and never shows so much as a flash of ankle, never mind a vague (if he had one.)

[dizzywriter]

That's right. Buffysnugglespike is such a klassy horse name, it's embroidered with sequins and beads. It's very shiny.

And I'm getting really tired of all you going on and on (and on) about your own vagues when MINE is the ONLY one that's INTERESTING.

[EponaRoan]

That's right. Buffysnugglespike is such a klassy horse name, it's embroidered with sequins and beads. It's very shiny.

And I'm getting really tired of all you going on and on (and on) about your own vagues when MINE is the ONLY one that's INTERESTING.

Is it embroidered with sequins and beads? Is it shiny? If not, then shut up! :lol:

[Bluesy]

The way to fix your vague is to sing to it.

C'mon Get Vague (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmfE5KPnYjw)

I was considering putting up three threads on the H/J forum:

1) Can Thoroughmoosealoosa's do the hunters?
2) Who all owns a Thoroughmoosealoosa?
3) Can my vague do the hunters?

[jilltx]

The way to fix your vague is to sing to it.

C'mon Get Vague (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmfE5KPnYjw)

I was considering putting up three threads on the H/J forum:

1) Can Thoroughmoosealoosa's do the hunters?
2) Who all owns a Thoroughmoosealoosa?
3) Can my vague do the hunters?

4)I need a show name for my Thoroughmoosealoosa


...which brings us right back to the original post.

[dizzywriter]

Have you people read the RULES???? They are right there, in the barn, next to Buffysnugglespike's perfectednessedness.

Who cares about the Canadian's moosylucypalloosy's name? I certainly don't. She thinks she gave good advice and so we're now all supposed to bow down to her goddessness and her Matt Morelli totem statue???? Hrmph. Bringing in her half-breed moosylucypalloosy is HER BID FOR ATTENTION! She's TRYING TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME! BUT I DESERVE ATTENTION!!! I mean, I've EARNED it, haven't I --after all these years of suffering with my PROBLEM?

[Bluesy]

Have you people read the RULES???? They are right there, in the barn, next to Buffysnugglespike's perfectednessedness.

Who cares about the Canadian's moosylucypalloosy's name? I certainly don't. She thinks she gave good advice and so we're now all supposed to bow down to her goddessness and her Matt Morelli totem statue???? Hrmph. Bringing in her half-breed moosylucypalloosy is HER BID FOR ATTENTION! She's TRYING TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME! BUT I DESERVE ATTENTION!!! I mean, I've EARNED it, haven't I --after all these years of suffering with my PROBLEM?

I've said it before, and I'm saying it again - your horse is NOT perfect - I know this because your vague is your problem(it wouldn't be such a problem if you used an octagon pen with a TimBit Stick and a Suave String). And you simply cannot be perfect since you are resorting to meanness to justify your self. I know this tactic oh so well.

[dizzywriter]

I never, ever said that Buffysnugglespike is perfect. I am perfect. He is perfectednessednessed. There's a difference, doncha know?

None of you understand my vague, that's why you all keep bringing up your own.

[Bluesy]

Actually, you did.

Here (http://www.chronicleforums.com/Forum/showpost.php?p=4386828&postcount=41)

And I quote:

My horse is perfect, as am I. My problem has nothing to do with me or my horse/s. It's the fault of all those other people.

So get your story straight, yankee. We ALL know this is a plea for attention because you're not perfect - how can you be if your Vague is your problem?? Look at all this wonderful advise I've given you! And you've chosen to not use a single iota of it. Bah. I'm never going to post on this thread again!

I'm going to ride my little timmy-wimmy to de-stress myself.

[Kairoshorses]

No, because they are only born as twins, even the girl vagues. But you could name your vague "Monologue." Then its color would be cloudy grey.

But if they are twins, they have to be DIAlogues, right? I want to see the rules, right next to shiny, happy, BSS. POST THEM, I say. If you DARE.

[jilltx]

Rules:

1) Herhighnessness is always right and she does NOT have a problem. YOU have a problem.

Her color is "Royalpurplepainintheass"

Her horses' name is Buffsnugglespikeforcryingoutloud.

[dizzywriter]

Actually, you did.

Here (http://www.chronicleforums.com/Forum/showpost.php?p=4386828&postcount=41)

And I quote:



So get your story straight, yankee. We ALL know this is a plea for attention because you're not perfect - how can you be if your Vague is your problem?? Look at all this wonderful advise I've given you! And you've chosen to not use a single iota of it. Bah. I'm never going to post on this thread again!



Boy, if I had known I'd end up with a Canadian stalking me on a moosylucypalloosy, hunting for inconsistencies, I never would have posted on this thread to begin with. So there!

[Bluesy]

Hah! You WISH you had a stalker!

[dizzywriter]

Look at all this wonderful advise I've given you! And you've chosen to not use a single iota of it.

You told me to circle my vague with a pen. You call that good advice?!?!? My vague would be an ever worser PROBLEM if I tried to circle it.

[dizzywriter]

See? I tried it.

http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs238.snc1/8519_1164212338825_1033374699_30430716_3163130_n.j pg

And now my PROBLEM is even worse. It's all your fault.

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

But if they are twins, they have to be DIAlogues, right?

Look, I'm a scientist, not an English major. I only do math with numbers, not letters.

But in fact, you are quite correct.

Dizzywriter, your crayola crayon colors are off, this is why your vague is a problem. Sheesh.

[Bluesy]

You told me to circle my vague with a pen. You call that good advice?!?!? My vague would be an ever worser PROBLEM if I tried to circle it.

Have you ever tried it or are you just ASSuming that your vague's problem would worsen?

I feel so so sorry for your poor, poor vague. :no:

Edited because I obviously missed the last few post:

Well, you did it a wrong. you shoulda used a pencil.

[dizzywriter]

Look, I'm a scientist, not an English major. i only do math with numbers,not letters.



Oh yeah? You probably believe in evolution, too. People who do math with numbers actually know stuff, which is very, very dangerous.

[dizzywriter]

pen

You said "pen"! See, you're being all tricksy.

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

Oh yeah? You probably believe in evolution, too. People who do math with numbers actually know stuff, which is very, very dangerous.

Actually, my specialty is the 64 box of Crayola crayons. I graduated to those just a few weeks a go from the box of six - you know, the honking big blunt ones you can't cram in your mouth. I was told that if I try to eat any of the 64 I will be demoted.

See? You think YOU have problems? I don't even REMEMBER my horse's name!

[jilltx]

Geek I hear the bigger the box, the better they taste. Munch away hon.

Dizzy, they say the penis mightier than the sword. Damn, I meant "pen is"

[dizzywriter]

Ewwww.

Wait till the Canadian sees THAT! You seem like the type to flaunt your vague all over the place. I may have to (ruffle papers) use the Speshul Restraining Order against such wanton behavior.

But, thank's to the Canadian's mooseylucypalloosy BAD ADVICE, my vague PROBLEM is now worse. I mean, I circled it with a pen and it just stands there, at a (perfect, of course) square halt. It ignores my aids, and just won't do what I want to make me happy -- which would be a canter depart from the halt and then go far, far away.

And no, Canadian, I'm not going to buy your (TM) sticky thingie. I've already followed your advice. I DESERVE better, because I've been tolerating my vague PROBLEM for so long.

[dizzywriter]

Look, I'm a scientist, not an English major. I only do math with numbers, not letters.

But in fact, you are quite correct.

Dizzywriter, your crayola crayon colors are off, this is why your vague is a problem. Sheesh.

I don't have crayons. I only have a pen for my vague, which I did on the Canadian's advice.

Oh, and your horse's name is Tedsmomisacrayonjunkie.

[jilltx]

I can't believe you would think *MY* vague needs to be flaunted. Here I am trying to defend you and Buffysnugglespike, and you insult me and turn this thread against me. You're mean and your mother dresses you funny.

I am never ever going to post here again. I mean it. I'm leaving. For real. Don't try to stop me.

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

If you're leaving, jilltx, could you bring us back some ice cream? Ben&Jerry's Cherry Garcia for me. Just one pint.

[Kairoshorses]

Actually, my specialty is the 64 box of Crayola crayons. I graduated to those just a few weeks a go from the box of six - you know, the honking big blunt ones you can't cram in your mouth. I was told that if I try to eat any of the 64 I will be demoted.

See? You think YOU have problems? I don't even REMEMBER my horse's name!

Wait....are you saying size DOES matter? what about in your vague?

[Kairoshorses]

Oh yeah? You probably believe in evolution, too. People who do math with numbers actually know stuff, which is very, very dangerous.

OMG, people KNOW STUFF? I'm outta here.

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

Wait....are you saying size DOES matter? what about in your vague?


OF COURSE size matters. 64 is better than 6. And this is why I asked for only a pint of Ben&Jerry's.

[dizzywriter]

OF COURSE size matters. 64 is better than 6. And this is why I asked for only a pint of Ben&Jerry's.

See, this is an example of the stuff that the Geek knows. She uses numbers and everything.

[Renn/aissance]

See, this is an example of the stuff that the Geek knows. She uses numbers and everything.

Dangerous, this geek.

Dizzy, it must be so hard for you, having circled your vague and everything, that you can't get it to canter off with you. Perhaps a Certified Vague Whisperer (tm) could be called in to provide expertise on the matter. It is possible that you are dealing too explicitly with your vague and it is confused. Whispering in a muffled manner, the way that only a Certified Vague Whisperer (tm) can do, might unclear up the issue for your vague. A Whisperer (tm) can also provide you with handy tools to help your vague, such as one made out of a gel-like substance in the basic shape of a root vegetable whose subtle vibrations are known to pacify vagues so that they are more inclined to be circled. Epona's mom has something like it but you can only get the real item from a CVW (tm). Anything else is just a poor imitation. If you used one of those your vague would act like Epona's mom's and that would not be as suitable for someone as perfect as you. I'm sure you could get one that was sparkly.

[dizzywriter]

Here I am trying to defend you and Buffysnugglespike, and you insult me and turn this thread against me. You're mean and your mother dresses you funny.

I am never ever going to post here again. I mean it. I'm leaving. For real. Don't try to stop me.

Why doesn't anyone listen to ME???? It was made clear at the outset of this singularly unhelpful thread that my entire PROBLEM is self-centered, egocentric, probably narcissistic, though that part is a little vague (the little vague is not to be confused with the vague vague) -- and may even be fictional. As such, I find it difficult to comprehend why anyone would expect gratitude from me for anything. Having things the way I want them to make me happy is something I DESERVE, including having anonymous strangers like you defend me and his perfectednessed Buffysnugglespike.

And make that a pint of Haagen Daz 5 Vanilla Bean. Your treat, because I'm worth it. Forget the Geek. Now that we know that she actually knows stuff, we can ignore anything she says. This is 'Murca, after all.

[dizzywriter]

Dangerous, this geek.

A Whisperer (tm) can also provide you with handy tools to help your vague, such as one made out of a gel-like substance in the basic shape of a root vegetable whose subtle vibrations are known to pacify vagues so that they are more inclined to be circled. .

Jello carrots???? Is that what you're suggesting? How can you pacify a vague with jello carrots? It would be wiggly, not vibrational at all. That is just weird.

[Renn/aissance]

Jello carrots???? Is that what you're suggesting? How can you pacify a vague with jello carrots? It would be wiggly, not vibrational at all. That is just weird.

I confess I do not know the great secrets of Certified Vague Whispering (tm). But anything that costs $199.99 (plus sales tax) must be good!

[Bluesy]

You said "pen"! See, you're being all tricksy.

But Cil is a part of pen! Which way did you circle it - clockwise or counterclockwise? It makes a difference, you know; and which ever way you did it, you were wrong.

But, thank's to the Canadian's mooseylucypalloosy BAD ADVICE, my vague PROBLEM is now worse. I mean, I circled it with a pen and it just stands there, at a (perfect, of course) square halt. It ignores my aids, and just won't do what I want to make me happy -- which would be a canter depart from the halt and then go far, far away.
Ahem, I only give good advise. You just do it all wrong, and now look at your poor, poor vague :no: ...if I had your vague problem, I'm solve it in two minutes flat with my CORRECT training methods and superior vague-woman-ship skills. :yes: :yes: :yes:. Maybe you should invest in my superior TimBit Stick (TM) and Suave string...(only 79.99 ea! It's a real bargain!) and my step-by-step How-To-Manual (only 129.95 + GST).

Oh, and jilltx, while you're at it, I'd like some cocoa fudge Rice Dream plz.

[dizzywriter]

Suave string...(only 79.99 ea! It's a real bargain!)

Huh? What the heck to you suggest using the Suave string for? Trussing the vague?? A trussed vague would get all smushed. As I have convincingly demonstrated with the circly vague, it doesn't only not work, it makes the PROBLEM worse.

And you want a 79,99 for it? You must be preying on desperate people who don't know the realistic parameters of vague-handling, fooling them with your deliberately confusing Matt Morelli talk. It's like a cult or something.

[Renn/aissance]

This conversation has gotten so vague even I can't keep up with it.

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

If you color in the vague with a crayon, then you can see it better.

[EponaRoan]

No. A vague needs a Sharpie. Not to be confused with a shar pei. Let me illustrate with links and stuff since I can google.

http://www.sharpie.com/ - Sharpie. Now in really cool colors. Just like Crayolas!

http://www.crayola.com/ - Crayola. I'm Turquoise, btw.

http://www.akc.org/breeds/chinese_shar_pei/ - Shar Pei. Just in case any of you were confused about sharpies and shar peis. Because there is a difference. You can't write with a shar pei. Silly.

[Renn/aissance]

But if you colored the vague, wouldn't it reduce its vaguity? Would that hurt its self esteem? We must foster confidence and self esteem in our vagues. The Certified Vague Whisperer (tm) told me so.

[jilltx]

*sigh*

Is back. I brought your stupid Ice Cream, but it's Blue Bell from MY neck of the woods. Deal.

As far as vaguesof color, that's all fine and dandy. Just make sure MINE has more colors (Canadian translation, "COLOURS") than yours does. I want a rainbow vague.

Somewhere we'll find it...
the rainbow connection...
the perfect, the meanies and Vagues.

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

WHAT???? BLUE BELL? No cherries? My dad told me that eating them would make it grow back, and I since my vague is untouched, I need that reassurance.....

Your horse's name is CherryOnTop.

[jilltx]

The only flavor I brought to this party is "Jamocha me Crazy" ;)

Caffeine, vague swirls of chocolate and lots and lots of nuts.

Your vague stands unreprotected and unreassured

[dizzywriter]

The Geek has a virgin vague? I'd circle it fast -- for protection. It made my PROBLEM worse, but then my vague is of a different sort than the Geek's.

[jilltx]

Can we really trust anyone to represent her vague as "untouched" when she uses "ho" as part of her name? I think not. :no:

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

It's all in the (vague) definition. With lots of footnotes and exceptions to the rule. And the LAST thing we need on this thread is more nuts.

[Bluesy]

It's all in the (vague) definition. With lots of footnotes and exceptions to the rule. And the LAST thing we need on this thread is more nuts.

I think it really depends on the type of nuts :D

Huh? What the heck to you suggest using the Suave string for? Trussing the vague?? A trussed vague would get all smushed. As I have convincingly demonstrated with the circly vague, it doesn't only not work, it makes the PROBLEM worse.

And you want a 79,99 for it? You must be preying on desperate people who don't know the realistic parameters of vague-handling, fooling them with your deliberately confusing Matt Morelli talk. It's like a cult or something.


The suave string is for...aw, heck, I dunno...it just sounded cool so I bought it - it makes you look pretty cool when you put it around your neck - like some sort of stringy scarf thing. And it's not MY problem if you can't get your vague to do things correctly - maybe if you did it all correctly, you would get the results I do!

That's 79.99 plus GST and Shipping and Handling. $1,239.58 all together. It's not a cult!!!!1! Just because we Morelliites don black hooded robes as we sacrifice small children around a lifelike statue of His Holiness while telling everyone that every other way is wrong wrong wrong as we sell them our must have Training Aids at ridiculously high prices with the longest run on sentence....does NOT make us a cult.

You yanks are just so high on the violence. :rolleyes:

[Renn/aissance]

Can we really trust anyone to represent her vague as "untouched" when she uses "ho" as part of her name? I think not. :no:

Her vague has been reborn into its virgin state, through fasting, meditation, and prayer. Sadly, her mind has not. That might be hopeless.

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

Nah, actually, I sent my vague to the Virgin Islands to get reborn, but i couldn't afford to send us both, because otherwise I couldn't keep Ted in peeps. And anyway, we couldn't do fasting.

[EponaRoan]

You told me you had special (illegal) surgery to modify your vague! I think it's against the Vague Association's (Vague Ass. for short) rules. Perhaps I should post as an alter and ask if I should report you?! You definitely do not have an Amateur Vague! :eek:

[dizzywriter]

Surgery isn't even necessary (so long as you don't live in Egypt). Voila http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/06/world/middleeast/06briefs-EgyptBrf.html?ref=world

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

How come the Parellis aren't marketing this for their vagues?

[dizzywriter]

Because it only costs $30, though the speshul handling part of S&H might warrant an additional mark-up.

Maybe the Canadian would buy it. She likes things like buying $1239.58 trussing string and calling it a scarf and then insulting my vague-training skills just because her moosylucypalloosy worships wooden Morelli totems.

My horse, the perfectly named Buffysnugglespike, can vouch for me. He knows that my vague PROBLEM's solution defies logic, and certainly can't be solved by what sounds like a tiny Chinese balloon filled with ketchup.

It might work for the Geek, though.

[jilltx]

Surgery isn't even necessary (so long as you don't live in Egypt). Voila http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/06/world/middleeast/06briefs-EgyptBrf.html?ref=world


*ding ding ding* I think we have a new name for your Vague; "AVH GIGIMO". :lol: :lol: :lol:

[EponaRoan]

Because it only costs $30, though the speshul handling part of S&H might warrant an additional mark-up.

Well, hell, charge $49.95 and throw in a Barbara Cartland novel as an instructional manual for the wedding night! :lol::lol::lol:

[dizzywriter]

Don't Barbara Cartland novels always end before the wedding night?
Ripped bodices and panting do not make for a need to camouflage a pierced vague with ketchup balloons. Unless there is a horse involved.

[EponaRoan]

Don't Barbara Cartland novels always end before the wedding night?
Ripped bodices and panting do not make for a need to camouflage a pierced vague with ketchup balloons. Unless there is a horse involved.

I seem to remember the heroine seeing stars at that point and then they sort of fade to black. :yes:

There were generally horses involved in the story & on the covers, but not in the vague portions. And there was lots of elipsis speak in the vague dialogue!

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

It is important on these covers that the horse's tack be accurately depicted, otherwise your confidence in it as a guide for your vague will be seriously diminished.

[EponaRoan]

Someone out there has a blog devoted to discussing BC's cover art. I am not making this up. I swear on my vague.

Here's one of the horsey covers for y'all to critique.

http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/c/barbara-cartland/race-for-love.htm

http://www.fictiondb.com/author/barbara-cartland~the-race-for-love~7020~b.htm

[Bluesy]

Someone out there has a blog devoted to discussing BC's cover art. I am not making this up. I swear on my vague.

Here's one of the horsey covers for y'all to critique.

http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/c/barbara-cartland/race-for-love.htm

http://www.fictiondb.com/author/barbara-cartland~the-race-for-love~7020~b.htm (http://www.fictiondb.com/author/barbara-cartland%7Ethe-race-for-love%7E7020%7Eb.htm)

http://covers.fictiondb.com/coversth/th_0553122924.jpg
Clint Wilbur was standing quietly in the Drawing-Room in front of the fireplace. Alita stood only a few feet away.

"You are well?" "Of ... course."

The words they were speaking did not really matter. Something magnetic like a spark of fire ran between them.

"Wh . . . why have you come . . . here?" Alita whispered.

"I could not wait any longer. I had to see you!"

He took a step forward and put his arms around her. As his lips sought hers she seemed to melt against him. Suddenly, he was kissing her fiercely, passionately.

He kissed her until the walls of the Drawing-Room swung round her. Until there was music in her ears. Until they were no longer two people but one and she was a part of him.

When finally he raised his head Alita could only look at him and say what was in her heart:

"I love ... you!"


Bahahahahahaha.....:lol:

[dizzywriter]

Boy, you Canadians are so cynical. No wonder you keep wanting to circle vagues with pens.

[Bluesy]

At least OUR vagues behave.

[Coreene]

Pantaloons. I forbid you to buy ones like Geek boasts about.

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

I threaten my vague with pantaloons, that's why my vague has such excellent ground manners, and why I don't have a PROBLEM like dizzywriter does.

[EponaRoan]

I ... don't .... know .... wh-whhhy.... you .... must mock ... my ..... pantaloons!

[dizzywriter]

You people are weird.

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

Oh, WHO'S the pot calling the kettle black!

Except my kettle is midnight blue with burnt sienna fleur de lis.

[Bluesy]

You people are weird.

Your MOM is weird.

[dizzywriter]

Oh yeah? Well, your MOM is VAGUE!
Take that!
And your moosylucypalloosy is a mutant!

[Bluesy]

Oh yeah.. Oh Yeah...

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt like elderberries!!1@!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V7zbWNznbs)

and your horse is half the hors..uh..moose..uh..horsoose that mine is :p neener neener neener

[Renn/aissance]

Anybody... who writes... like this... has a weird editor... who has probably seen... the writer's... vague. In great detail.

[EponaRoan]

Anybody... who writes... like this... has a weird editor... who has probably seen... the writer's... vague. In great detail.

You .... are .... ju ... st .... jea...lous ....

[dizzywriter]

Oh, WHO'S the pot calling the kettle black!

Except my kettle is midnight blue with burnt sienna fleur de lis.

And this changes what? You're still weird. And Tedsmomisacrayonjunkie is too.

[Foxtrot's]

I just read this entire thread and do not think I am any the wiser. Whatever..I am rushing to Bluesy's defence because she is Canadian..so wachit.

[JMurray]

I weep for BC. I think I read them all...I was sixteen...those cover art's taught me everything I know about love. my 2 divources are proof.

oh, oh, oh

[Bluesy]

Don't take it personally, Geek...she's just jealous...
Our skillz and critters are far superior.

P.s. Foxtrot's:
You should come and visit my Horsoose ranch (by dogsled, natch). Drop by Timmies on the way and pick up some maple glazed timbits too, and we can watch for smoke signals from inside from PM Steve Harper-Poutine from my cozy igloo mansion.

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

Dizzywriter, Bluesy has hit upon the perfect name for your horse. Or your vague. Or your problem, which also needs a name.

"Maple Glazed Timbits."

Perfect. And the color would be fiery orange.

[dizzywriter]

those cover art's taught me everything I know about love. my 2 divources are proof.



Well, uh, yeah. Walking around all the time with a ripped bodice AFTER you're married starts to look kinda sloppy.

(Hey, I'm in Chester County, too!)

[dizzywriter]

Dizzywriter, Bluesy has hit upon the perfect name for your horse. Or your vague. Or your problem, which also needs a name.

"Maple Glazed Timbits."

Perfect. And the color would be fiery orange.

Too kinky.

[Foxtrot's]

Bluesy: thanks for the invite: will bring iceskates/snowshoes/touque and new red Olympic mits - and gun to ward off moose, too.

[Bluesy]

Naw! We'll RIDE the meese...(since we canucks are just so brilliant at Nat-U-Ral Moose-Man-Ship) and hunt beavers with hockey sticks.

[Mia412]

Sounds like fun!

[Renn/aissance]

You .... are .... ju ... st .... jea...lous ....

That she's published novels and I haven't yet? No, just scared for the fate of the writing industry. ;)

[dizzywriter]

Boy, this has gotten SO off track, it's in Canada now.
It was supposed to be ABOUT ME. Now the moosylucypalloosies have hijacked it with dog sleds and maple leafs and some kind of syrupy tippy thingy a la Geek.
And ALL these new people are showing up.
I mean, it was a nice intimate thread comprised of a handful of anonymous strangers NOT helping me with my PROBLEM, and now its a whole bunch of anonymous strangers NOT helping me with my PROBLEM.
Sheesh.

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

I say, the more people NOT helping you with your problem, the better!!