Want to make $$ in the horse world?

[saultgirl]

They are not yet able to take on horses -- but obviously, there is a NEED for this service, here ya go, start your own business!!

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/Home_Page.html#more

[MVR]

Hilarious! Scary thing is, I can actually see people paying for that! LOL :lol:

[Altag]

One scam, two scams...I feel a Dr. Seuss moment coming on! :cool::lol:

[chaltagor]

Surprised this didn't have Landoverbaptist.org in the url.

[seeuatx]

OMG that is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

[razalter]

I wonder if I can join them as an equine affiliate. I'm not aethiest, but I doubt I'll be 'called home' either! I'd be happy to take over someone's horse farm in Middleburg to take the most excellent care of their animals when they're called to Jesus!

If our pets aren't called to the rapture, then why are we having all of those 'come to Jesus' moments with them?

[saultgirl]

lol... when the #1 Frequently Asked Question is "Is this a joke?" .... :lol::lol: I am in the WRONG business!!

[heatherny2]

okkk...uh, can I pay them with my $5,489.00 check I just received from my sweepstakes win in Canada? I'll sign the check over to them, as long as they send me the $2,000 in taxes that I owe to some company in Canada, I'm good for it, I mean, I won $250,000, really...:lol:

[SarahandSam]

I want in! I'm agnostic, but I'm definitely not leaving my pets behind for any rapture...

[equineartworks]

If our pets aren't called to the rapture, then why are we having all of those 'come to Jesus' moments with them?

BWHHAHAHHAAAA!!!

[asb_own_me]

Wow.

Q: How do you ensure your representatives won't be Raptured.
A: Actually, we don't ensure it, they do. Each of our representatives has stated to us in writing that they are atheists, do not believe in God / Jesus, and that they have blasphemed in accordance with Mark 3:29, negating any chance of salvation.

This is GREAT!

[Guilherme]

They may be atheists but surely do follow the tennets of the Gospel according to St. Phineas. :lol:

G.

[arabhorse2]

Dear Lord, just something else to make Christians appear like a bunch of whack-a-doos. Sigh.... :no:

I know someone who is actually worried about this. What will happen to her horses when she's raptured, ZOMG?!?!

So yeah, let the heathens who are already damned and are going to hell anyway, take care of your horses and other pets when you, who are so obviously more deserving and beloved of God, go to heaven. Riiiggghhhhtttt.....

[deltawave]

I saw that on the "Unreasonable Faith" blog. :D

[blaster]

It's prime time, buy now before 2012 occurs!

Keep in mind that severe sun spot activity coupled with a drastic drop in the Earth's electromagnetic shield may render the point mute as rapture may no longer be relevant...

[KnKShowmom]

"Naturally, we must anticipate that there will be widespread chaos and confusion immediately following the Rapture that could impact travel times. Thus, we are targeting a maximum of between 18- 24 hours from realization of the Rapture, to animal rescue."



OMG - read the FAQ's section!

Yup, the elevator isn't making it out of the basement on this one!

[littleum]

That is brilliant.

BRILLIANT, I TELL YOU, BRILLIANT!

[wingedmare]

The terms and conditions are GREAT!!


"If subscriber loses his/her faith and/or the Rapture occurs and subscriber is not Raptured (aka is "left behind") EE-BP disclaims any liability; no refund will be tendered. "

[bumknees]

Very creative.. someone has way to much time on their hands...
wish I had thought of it.

[JSwan]

What will happen to her horses when she's raptured, ZOMG?!?!



What's going to happen is that heathens like me are going to have a lot of really super horses to choose from! :D

[LLDM]

What's going to happen is that heathens like me are going to have a lot of really super horses to choose from! :D

Yeah....No. I don't know of a single person with a really nice horse who is actually going to BE Raptured*. So I think all the the really nice horses are safe. There might be few, but don't count on a big selection JSwan. :winkgrin:

* Seriously, I am only kidding!

SCFarm

[Bayou Roux]

Oh, thank you thank you thank you.

Having a lousy week thus far, but this perked me right up. God bless the internet.

[City Ponies]

Here's my question. How are they going to have all this time to take care of left behind animals if they are now faced with the realization that God (or what have you) does exist and has just wiped out everything in the Rapture?? Do they not think that maybe it might be the time to start repenting and hope that the Trials and Tribulations aren't as horrifying as the books make the seem to live through to the second coming? Where does that leave the animals then??

IDK what the heck is really out there, nor do I care all that much :) All I know is my animals are going to be just fine on their own, horses are on 24/7 turnout and dogs and cats know how to open doors (which drives me nuts having to lock them all the time!)

[saultgirl]

Here's my question. How are they going to have all this time to take care of left behind animals if they are now faced with the realization that God (or what have you) does exist and has just wiped out everything in the Rapture?? Do they not think that maybe it might be the time to start repenting and hope that the Trials and Tribulations aren't as horrifying as the books make the seem to live through to the second coming? Where does that leave the animals then??

Interesting question!! :D

[janedoe726]

The terms and conditions are GREAT!!


"If subscriber loses his/her faith and/or the Rapture occurs and subscriber is not Raptured (aka is "left behind") EE-BP disclaims any liability; no refund will be tendered. "


OMG- funniest thing ever! I just choked on my Caramel Cream candy from laughing so hard!!!

[Fixerupper]

Oh God (joke!!) Rapture insurance...don't tell AIG...it'll be on the NYSE tomorrow....:lol:

[andy825]

These people deserve every penny that they earn. This is the best idea ever! :lol: