angie j
Aug. 6, 2009, 11:11 AM
This was sent to me and made me laugh :) It would make my hubby 'roll his eyes'..lol
Surgeon Generals warning on horse hair
Urgent Notice: Potential Danger of Horse Hair
This is a public service announcement. In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerouse substance in the hair of horses. This substance, called "amobacter equuii" has been linked with the following symtoms in female humans:
reluctance to cook
reluctance to perform horsework
reluctance to wear anything but boots
reluctance to work except in support of a horse
physical craving for contact with horses (may be an addiction)
Beware! If you come in contact with a female human infected by this substance, be prepared to talk about horses for hours on end.
Surgeon General's Warning: Horses are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ablility to use common sense.
Surgeon Generals warning on horse hair
Urgent Notice: Potential Danger of Horse Hair
This is a public service announcement. In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerouse substance in the hair of horses. This substance, called "amobacter equuii" has been linked with the following symtoms in female humans:
reluctance to cook
reluctance to perform horsework
reluctance to wear anything but boots
reluctance to work except in support of a horse
physical craving for contact with horses (may be an addiction)
Beware! If you come in contact with a female human infected by this substance, be prepared to talk about horses for hours on end.
Surgeon General's Warning: Horses are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ablility to use common sense.