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CDNJumperGirl
Apr. 14, 2009, 12:23 AM
... sometimes they just aint right :lol: :

Oh the horror! (http://www.cracked.com/craptions/craption/1189)

ZIL
Apr. 14, 2009, 01:22 AM
Wow.

The front view must have scared small children.

Ready2Ride
Apr. 14, 2009, 01:31 AM
OH MA GAH

that's just not right.

Simbalism
Apr. 14, 2009, 01:48 AM
Yikes! Looks like he was trying to avoid "panty lines" and went commando..Think he needed to wear the panties...

Go Fish
Apr. 14, 2009, 01:59 AM
What do you think the other guy is looking at??? :eek:

MistyBlue
Apr. 14, 2009, 06:33 AM
I don't know what's funnier, the photo or some of those comments underneath! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Trakehner
Apr. 14, 2009, 07:32 AM
Well....at least there's no cellulite...if it looks like you're smuggling cottage cheese, your britches are too tight.

xabbracadabra
Apr. 14, 2009, 10:02 AM
that is horrible!

eclipse
Apr. 14, 2009, 10:03 AM
crap.....my work is blocking the picture! Somebody describe what it is, I am DYING to see it!

ExJumper
Apr. 14, 2009, 10:18 AM
To be fair, I think that if those were light tan (i.e. flesh colored) that picture would be way more disturbing. Perhaps we should be GLAD that he's wearing rust...

xabbracadabra
Apr. 14, 2009, 10:41 AM
crap.....my work is blocking the picture! Somebody describe what it is, I am DYING to see it!

Its a guy wearing rust and they are so tight the pants are literally showing every line on his body

Tilly
Apr. 14, 2009, 10:48 AM
To be fair, I think that if those were light tan (i.e. flesh colored) that picture would be way more disturbing. Perhaps we should be GLAD that he's wearing rust...


:yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:

I think I'm going to have nightmares now. . . :lol:

FancyFree
Apr. 14, 2009, 11:26 AM
To be fair, I think that if those were light tan (i.e. flesh colored) that picture would be way more disturbing. Perhaps we should be GLAD that he's wearing rust...

Yes! See rust makes everything look better, or in his case, slightly less horrendous. :lol:

HARROLDhasmyheart
Apr. 14, 2009, 11:42 AM
Yes! See rust makes everything look better, or in his case, slightly less horrendous. :lol:

Slightly less horrendous, but still scarring and terrifying. BAHHHHHHHHH. Can you imagine the nerve it must take to walk around in britches that tight? I know everyone is different, but, well...if that was me I wouldn't let myself out of the house looking like that (actually, I just wouldn't buy anything that looked like that!) :lol:

dixied214
Apr. 14, 2009, 11:46 AM
can someone photobucket it so those of us at work can see what the deal is??

MissIndependence
Apr. 14, 2009, 12:46 PM
Wow - is he wearing a thong?

MILOUTE55
Apr. 14, 2009, 01:01 PM
Yuk.... :no: NOT a pretty sight!!
Poor guy, I hope he never sees this thread :D

ExJumper
Apr. 14, 2009, 01:09 PM
Wow - is he wearing a thong?

I would guess that he isn't wearing any undergarments at all...

Ready2Ride
Apr. 14, 2009, 01:13 PM
"No one had much trouble identifying the Rear Admiral."

DIES


omg, the captions are killing me

dixied214
Apr. 14, 2009, 02:55 PM
please photobucket it!! =] *hopeful face*

eqrider1234
Apr. 14, 2009, 03:10 PM
http://i371.photobucket.com/albums/oo151/eqrider1234/rustbreeches.jpg

When i saw this i almost choked on my spit.. holy butt cheeks!

Hunter Mom
Apr. 14, 2009, 04:04 PM
At least he wasn't obese, but still...

superpony123
Apr. 14, 2009, 04:07 PM
BAAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHA!!!!! oh wow. i think this title should read "say NO to BREECHES in general!!" :lol::lol:

Seven-up
Apr. 14, 2009, 06:57 PM
Oh! Just....no. :eek::no::lol::lol::lol:

Valeureux
Apr. 14, 2009, 10:56 PM
*headdesk*

ew. :no:

baymare
Apr. 14, 2009, 11:05 PM
You Cannot Blame the Rust for THAT. And I am sure they are not actually breeches, but tights, a la Robin Hood and his Merry Men.

IsolaBella09
Apr. 14, 2009, 11:09 PM
HAHAHA. :lol:

Hello, these are my butt cheeks.

Snowflake
Dec. 2, 2011, 08:38 PM
I just wanted to announce the fact that I did a google image search for "rust breeches" just to find this picture. It's a classic and worth revival.

http://i371.photobucket.com/albums/oo151/eqrider1234/rustbreeches.jpg

ManyDogs
Dec. 2, 2011, 08:45 PM
"What Not To Wear" needs to put him in their 360 mirror. :-0

ohrebecca
Dec. 2, 2011, 08:48 PM
To be fair, I think that if those were light tan (i.e. flesh colored) that picture would be way more disturbing. Perhaps we should be GLAD that he's wearing rust...

Like this? (not breeches, but same mental picture)
http://betterstyled.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/flesh-colored-leggins.jpg

NotAtTheBarn
Dec. 2, 2011, 09:06 PM
ohrebecca, is it bad that it took me a few minutes to even figure out what the h*ll was going on in that picture?!?

rustbreeches
Dec. 2, 2011, 10:01 PM
At first I thought you were talking about me :lol: I wondered what I had done to tick you off. Then I opened the link, and am now blind. My 8 yo is typing for me.

DisputeOver
Dec. 2, 2011, 10:45 PM
To be fair, I think that if those were light tan (i.e. flesh colored) that picture would be way more disturbing. Perhaps we should be GLAD that he's wearing rust...

Exactly! I always thought rust was more slimming than tan. Just imagine, it could be worse… :D

ohrebecca
Dec. 2, 2011, 11:51 PM
ohrebecca, is it bad that it took me a few minutes to even figure out what the h*ll was going on in that picture?!?

Not at all, because the very first time I saw it, I sat here agog for a few minutes. I felt like "David After Dentist" - "Is this real life???"

DarkStarrx
Dec. 2, 2011, 11:56 PM
At least he's on trend. I do believe that is a euroseat seam I see there hehe

Linny
Dec. 3, 2011, 01:34 AM
Please pass the brain bleach...

Angry Bird
Dec. 3, 2011, 09:06 AM
I would guess that he isn't wearing any undergarments at all...



That is just gross.:eek:

GingerJumper
Dec. 3, 2011, 09:28 AM
Thank GOD he isn't wearing tan. Still, scarred for life... (is there a face for eyes burning?!)

SarahandSam
Dec. 3, 2011, 09:43 AM
So glad this thread was resurrected... omg. But yes, I'm with the folks who say rust is at least better than tan, in this case...

I do medieval reenacting, and sadly, I am pretty much inured to men in tights who do not look like Cary Elwes. This is still better than seeing a hairy guy walking around in nothing but two strategically placed rabbit skins.

GingerJumper
Dec. 3, 2011, 09:45 AM
...This is still better than seeing a hairy guy walking around in nothing but two strategically placed rabbit skins.

Please tell me that doesn't really happen so I may continue to live my life in happy denial. :eek:

SarahandSam
Dec. 3, 2011, 10:00 AM
Please tell me that doesn't really happen so I may continue to live my life in happy denial. :eek:

If you'd like to stay in blissful ignorance, don't do a Google Image search for "Tuchux." ;) :eek:

GingerJumper
Dec. 3, 2011, 10:53 AM
If you'd like to stay in blissful ignorance, don't do a Google Image search for "Tuchux." ;) :eek:

That's it, I need to change planets... :lol: