Well MY horse is BETTER than YOUR horse because....

[La Gringa]

He's a BINICORN! My OTTB has two horny growths on his forehead. Since he's black I say they are his devil horns... LOL

Why is your horse better than MY horse?

(This is a game)

[sublimequine]

My mares the best horse EVAR because she almost got REARED ON today by another horse while I was grooming her.. and she barely even blinked! :eek:

[Woodland]

Because my enormously FAT N/H exceedingly handsome and overly talented super scopey gelding jumped CLEAN today and before that when I called him - he GALLOPED up from the pasture to greet me - he is da BOMB!!!!

I love him so! I just wish i had more time to ride my own horse right now :(

I know I know Shane is hard to top - :cool::lol: :D

[lizathenag]

He didn't grow a winter coat and stayed clean all winter. . .

[Trakehner]

Because he eats hay and poops dollar bills!

[Holly Jeanne]

Because she (they) put up with ME! :lol:

[Ozone]

My horse is better than yours because he can snap his teeth and bite you in a second if your not paying attention!

[RubyLink]

Because he eats hay and poops dollar bills!

Where can I get one of those? Maybe then I could afford to have one.

[drmgncolor]

My horse is better than your horse because she's a Saddlebred! :)

[tidy rabbit]

My horse is better because he is a majikal pintosauraus with wings!

http://pets.webshots.com/photo/2505009540048495570rFkOnJ

[DeeThbd]

My horse is better than yours because he gives me kisses with minty fresh breath!:D
Dee

[gieriscm]

My horse is better than your horse because when three very large dogs who had been let off-leash to play in a field at the end of a SAR exercise blundered at high-speed into his back legs, he didn't kick them into the middle of next week.

I could tell from the way the dogs were running and playing that they literally just didn't see him until it was too late. The dogs' owners were mortified, and I almost fell off I was laughing so hard.

[Griffyn]

too funny. I can see the dogs -- gierisscm- and well I guess you win cause mine wouldve taken the opportunity to sail one, I believe.

[TrotTrotPumpkn]

My Horse is Better THan All Your Horses because he gets a raging boner every time he DOESN'T like something. This includes, girthing, putting bridle on, rider getting on, ear clipping, etc.

He provides consistent rated-R entertainment and drives little kiddies wild with laughter (and pisses their prudish parents off)!

[BB.MooseCow]

My horse is better than your horse because he clipped himself this winter! (lost all his hair) AND that means no spring shedding! (yay, i love finding positives in bad situations :) )

[WalkInTheWoods]

.........because he has a nicely bedded stall that opens onto a large pasture and he goes outside to pee and dump.

[Jealoushe]

Because he is a remake of Spirit Stallion of the Cimmaron.....well not anymore since he had his one ball removed :lol:

My other horse is better just because he's so freakin beautiful!

[Ibex]

Because when she grew out of one set of blankets she kindly grew into ones I could borrow from a friend that were from her old horse.

Friend's new horse is equally the best because he fits into the size my mare just grew out of!

[2DogsFarm]

MY Senior horse is better than Your horse because.....

After 26 years as a plain bay with one coronet, he has started to grow a star for me. First it was just a couple white hairs, now he has a dim star on his forehead.
Maybe by the time he's 30 he'll have a snip? :winkgrin:

MY other horse is better than yours because...

He's a TWH who does not trot, but he is learning dressage anyhow :yes:

[Sakura]

My horses are better than yours because they are potty trained... and teach newcomers to the herd to go before coming in for the night too...

And they are also better than your horses because they are beauuuuutiful Arabians :)

[gieriscm]

.........because he has a nicely bedded stall that opens onto a large pasture and he goes outside to pee and dump.

You win. When mine was on self-care I kept him on 24/7 turnout because he always trashed his stall.

[La Gringa]

My Shire mare is better than your horse because she thinks PEEPS are evil and going to poison her.

The filly is better just because she is the precious princess, nothing can touch her., she's special ;)

[JumpWithPanache]

My Panache is better than your horse because she stands perfectly still, ground-tied for any task, including clipping :winkgrin:

[CosMonster]

My CosMonster is better than your horse because he is anti-barn sour--as long as we're heading away from home on the trail or working hard in the arena he is fantastic, but when it is time to go home he makes faces and drags his feet (he used to be even more dramatic, balking and backing but we had a talk about that).

He also sticks his nose through the halter. I have to watch him while I'm trying to catch the other horses because he'll sneak in and try to put his head in the halter. He apparently really likes to be ridden.

Oh, yeah, and he enjoys being dewormed. :D

[didgery]

My "horse" is better than your horse because he's actually half donkey.

[CA ASB]

My horse is better than your horse because he packs my 79 year old mother through thick and thin, never ever EVER takes a misstep with her and in general takes care of her and makes her look like the rider she once was. And does it in Saddlebred style.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/dyamasaki/2346945998/

And, oh yeah, he's a rescue.

[Mach Two]

My horse is better because he bows for his cookie after he eats, and he will even bow for his cookie when I'm out of town and my husband holds the cell phone up so I can say hello and "Bow" by phone from 2000 miles away.

And my horse is downright funny...he has a sense of humor. And he is really smart, too. And he gallops up to see me. :D

[Vesper Sparrow]

He may be the slowest galloping Thoroughbred in history but he's the fastest to snap up his hoof when you ask for it. He does it with real enthusiasm, too!

[Sansena]

..because he just got his Depo shot.. and his brain is sure to reappear anytime now.

[purplnurpl]

My Trakehner mare is better than all your horses because she came with a warning
Caution :Made in Poland:

[tikihorse2]

My horse is better than yours because when I was sick and couldn't ride, everyone at the barn fought over who could exercise him! They were lining up to ride him! AND my trainer said he's so smart, she thinks he can spell.

Kim

[La Gringa]

My Trakehner mare is better than all your horses because she came with a warning
Caution :Made in Poland:

:lol::lol::lol:

[DarcyW]

because at 19 he can still do a PSG test VERY nicely
and
last summer while galloping on a trail, coyote ran in front of us, and my guy stopped, let the coyote pass and then continued on his merry way.

I thought I would puke however....