The OFFICIAL Elves' Thread to Harrass, I Mean, Speak to Your Giftee!!

[ElfToJenRose]

I am the very first elf to post here, sure hope my recipient is listening!

And I hope that JenRose sees this!

I am going to be a very busy elf trying to figure out what would make JenRose a happy COTHer this season!

[MoonRiversSS]

Oh MoonRiver-Your Santa is scheming and planning to make this a great holiday season for you!

[relocatedTXjumpr's SS]

Oh, relocatedTXjumpr! I'm so looking forward to shopping for you. You be good now, you hear?

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

I feel so left behind!!! I guess the university spam account has made things difficult for Chocomare, the Chief Elf, or maybe I just didn't give her enough (well, any) chocolate.

I'm hoping she'll PM me with my Secret Santa person soon!

[Jaideux's Elfin]

Jaideux your little elfin is here!
being early is not a sin!
Just wanted you to know, your elf is looking for gear!
Let the shopping begin
and never you fear
Your elf is on task,
its going to be a great year!

[relocatedTXjumpr]

Oh ya, I have a Santa!!!!

[jedderscothelf]

Oh Jedders!! I see that you do not post much, but your Santa has a few questions so my elves can start shopping!!!

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

I wonder if my poor Santa can't make an alter, like me. Or maybe they are very serious about Parelli and this is part of my bad kharma coming back to haunt me?

[horse_poors_elf]

Yo! Horse_Poor! come Christmas, you will no longer be on the "poor" side! Yo elf is BIZZY! She is flying to the Big Apple to shop for you this weekend! (free sleigh ride and all...)More later!

[moonriverfarm]

Well, I just about tinkled I was so excited to hear from my elf!

[talkofthetown]

Hey DressageGeek, you can be my Santa! I haven't heard from mine yet:( I hope whoever got my name comes out to play soon:cool:

[Lamb's Elf]

I see you haven't posted in a while.
I hope that you see this and do not worry.
Your Elf is here with a shopping list in hand.
:D:lol::D

[horse_poor]

Ohhhh I am so excited-my very own elf!!!!

[FuelsterFarmsFestiveFriend]

OH, Fuelster Farms
Where are yoooouuuu?

Your little elf is here.
I see I have been given a challenge,
but never fear,

Your X-mas this year
will be more fun than ever
for now I'm in shopping gear!
:D

PS: We need a new smiley! Elfy or Santa hat smiley? PLEASE

[JoZ]

Do we need a create-an-alter tutorial? I'll be glad to give one, step by step. Just don't want to waste bandwidth if such a tutorial exists and I just haven't seen it...

[REINRIDER]

Now that I know who my giftee is, I can't wait to hear from my Elf! Let the fun begin!

[SunSeekingSanta]

The elves have already contact CARLI. This sun seeking santa is very excited to start on everything. If Carli is very very very good, Santa is going to spoil her with so many goodies, she will not know what to open first!!!

[SS to SSF (Summit Springs Farm that is)]

Good morning, Summit Springs Farm!!! Your elf has just exited her (oops does that give too much away?) Elfly Induction Ceremony and is raring to go. Go SHOPPING, that is! Expect a PM so I can get some more details about you and your horses. In the meantime, HAPPY THURSDAY!

[Noctis Elf]

Noctis Elf reporting for duty ;) and please check your messages.

[Nski32]

not really...

just saying that I thought Chocomare wanted us all to post in the other thread?

just a thought, dont want to upset the Chief Elf!!

[~BeStSSfor"MR"~]

"MR's" the name,
Secret Santa is the game,
lime green's the favorite color,
Chagall is like no other...

[Mia412's Elf]

Mia412,
It's your little Elfie...
All decked out in my funky pointy shoes.
I'm ready to shop;
No time to snooze!
I want to get you something fun,
Too bad Santa won't let me ship booze!

I know my rhyming stinks, so don't worry -
I won't get you poetry
I'll stick to something horsie - like a new curry.
It's getting cold up at the Pole
And beginning to flurry
The season nears and it's time to shop,
But I need some hints, so check your PMs whenever you're not in a hurry!

[MommyPeanut'sOwnElf!]

Mommy Peanut's Elf, checking in for duty! You have a PM!!!!!

[Noctis]

Ooh! I have an elf! I have dutifully replied dear elf!

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

I heard from my elf!!!! By PM. So there.

My elf wanted to know what color Ted's hair is. Alas, he is boringly colored - all dark. But I guess anything goes with dark, right?

[JenRose]

I am the very first elf to post here, sure hope my recipient is listening!

And I hope that JenRose sees this!

I am going to be a very busy elf trying to figure out what would make JenRose a happy COTHer this season!

I am soooo excited! My elf is the the best ever!! YIPEE! :cool::cool::cool:

[CanTango1]

But....where is my elf ???

[knowonder]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
My elf just PM'd me and my ELF ROCKS!!!

YAY!!!! I am soooooooo excited!!!

[SparklePlenty]

My elf is missing too?? But it's still early.. i can wait..

{{Stands with arms folded, foot tapping...}} :):):)

[SleepyFox'sHappyElf]

:cool: Another excited elf checking in! Sleepyfox check your PM's! ;)

[SleepyFox]

Ooohh, Ooooh! I was just about to get back to work and quit goofing off on COTH when what should I see at the top of the page, but a message from my elf!!! Yay! I'm so happy!

[Elf o' AilleXWest]

I have some ideas for you AllieXWest:D!!!!!!!!!!

[Nottingham's Psycho Elf!!!]

I now have a very special person to harass... I mean elf for :uhoh:

This should be fun! YEEHAW! Lets get a shoppin! :D

[ELF to ESG]

Your elf is here - ready to commence Operation ShopTillIDrop!

To be followed by Operation BoxLikeAFox,
and then Operation MailLikeASnail... (waitaminnit... that doesn't sound so good.... ShipLikeA... what rhymes with Ship?)

Aw heck, I'm here and shopping is about to commence!

:winkgrin:

[jazzrider]

I am not going to get any work done today, waiting for my elf to appear! :sigh:

[Pooh'sSuperSecretSanta]

Your elf is here - ready to commence Operation ShopTillIDrop!

To be followed by Operation BoxLikeAFox,
and then Operation MailLikeASnail... (waitaminnit... that doesn't sound so good.... ShipLikeA... what rhymes with Ship?)

Aw heck, I'm here and shopping is about to commence!

:winkgrin:

ShipLikeAChip(Munk) .... they are active little buggers. Tis their season to be scurrying around too.

[Hazlenut's Secret Santa]

Ooohhh Hazlenut!!! I love to shop!!!!! I am excited!!! Going to the tack shop tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pooh'sSuperSecretSanta]

SS to Pooh here. Looking to utilize the Elf Network and gather some intelligence about my assignee, Pooh. Those familiar with said giftee please feel free to PM me with any tips, hints, and suggestions. I am a very resourceful elf and have noticed that Pooh does not post much about herself. Given this elf's sense of humor (which can be quite dry and sarcastic) I would like to get *some* insight in to how seriously Pooh takes herself, her riding, and her job. I have already used the traditional elf techniques; reading her past posts, visiting her WebShots album, and reading and re-reading her self-description. Any assisstance is greatly appreciated. Happy shopping to all us Elves. (Let Mastercard, Visa, and AmEx rejoice as well. LOL.)

[GreyHunterHorse]

Waiting to hear from my elf too.... :( Hope I will hear from them soon! I'm so excited about this that I already posted to my SS giftee on the other thread.... hint hint to my SS :winkgrin:

I love the holidays!

[IOwnaPaint'sELF]

This is your elf checking in. Burgundy? Ok, I'll see what I can do! No candy for you, peppermints are ok for your lovely paint. I am busy on it right away, I will do my best to top last years present :)
Don't despair if you don't hear from me for awhile, you have not been forgotten, I am just busy searching the world for the perfect gift!

[Mia412]

To my Elf - you have a PM. Hope it helps!


And I loved the poem! This is SO much fun!

[BeastieSlave]

This is so much fun! :D

[Hazelnut]

Ooohhh Hazlenut!!! I love to shop!!!!! I am excited!!! Going to the tack shop tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Hazelnuts Secret Santa

Secret Santa:cool:
Your the one,
You make Christmas lots of fun
Secret Santa, I am happy we've met.

Secret Santa thank's for the note(S)
No more wondering if I've been smote
Secret Santa you are truely a gem...

Secret Santa you say you can't spell
Neither can I, as you can tell
Not if you've ever read any of my posts...(edit button if my friend)

Secret Santa, lets start the fun;)
I too, have got to get my shopping done.
Secret Santa, Thanks for taking the time.:yes:

[ThePerfectFit]

Still awaiting for an elf as well as my own SS. =(

[Hazlenut's Secret Santa]

How sweet of you!! I love the poem! :D



Dear Hazelnuts Secret Santa

Secret Santa:cool:
Your the one,
You make Christmas lots of fun
Secret Santa, I am happy we've met.

Secret Santa thank's for the note(S)
No more wondering if I've been smote
Secret Santa you are truely a gem...

Secret Santa you say you can't spell
Neither can I, as you can tell
Not if you've ever read any of my posts...(edit button if my friend)

Secret Santa, lets start the fun;)
I too, have got to get my shopping done.
Secret Santa, Thanks for taking the time.:yes:

[AnotherRoundsElf]

HO HO HO....OH Anooooooooother Rooooooooooooound

Your super secret elf is looking for you!

AnotherRound, Another Round,
Oh where oh where are you,

Another Round, AnotherRound
I really really must find you,

There's lots of gifts and things you see
But first you must give answers to me

AnotherRound, AnotherRound
So soon, I must find you....


HO HO HO, this elf will be sending you a PM soon!

And remember...I'm always watching!

[sugarvfk]

:D I have been a lurker here, was skeptical about the Secret Santa stuff....... but I am soooooo glad I did it!!! Not only do I have the greatest SS, but I am having the best time finding stuff for my elf!

[ElfToJenRose]

To JenRose,

JenRose, I am your newbie elf
I wrote this poem all by myself.
I know it's bad, I cannot write.
I try and try to do it right.

You love hunters, your color's green.
See? Your elf is really keen.
I want to make a special box
Of gifts no other elves will knock.



Well, I tried to write a poem!

[twinkle's elf]

twinkle, have you been good this year?
If you have then never fear!
Your very own elf is mighty glad
you have a hankerin' for a saddle pad (or two ;))
So watch the mail - this should be fun!
I'll send a gift - probably more than one :D

[LCSD114's Elf]

Oh LCSD114!! Where ARRRE you? Please get online, my little pointy shoes are just a jumpin' up and down with anticipation!

[elftolunchbox]

Ode to Lunchbox~

Oh dearest lunchbox your elf has arrived
to begin filling boxes with presents inside
A true head start your elf wants to get
to provide you with a holiday you'll not soon forget

Your elf is prepared with catalogs in hand
And willing to travel to tack shops all over the land
Finding the perfect present is your elf's ultimate goal
Unless of course you want a new foal (even elves have their limits)

So, dearest lunchbox come clean with requests
Your elf is a shopper so best to not let her guess
The names of your fur kids would be much appreciated
So they can partake of the action that's slated.

With only 54 days, 9 hours, and 54 minutes left until Christmas
I am an elf who has to get with it
Any help you can offer with your greatest desires
Will help when I go and scour the aisles

I hope you have enjoyed this little ditty
Perhaps you can go home and read it to your kitties
Shopping for you and your critters will be fun
And I hope you will enjoy all of your presents when it is all said and done!

[TBlitzElf]

Ohhhhhhh TBLITZ!!!!!!

I am your elf
elf rhymes with self

this is the worst
elf poem ever

i cannot rhyme
i write like i'm blind

I was doing fine
until elftolunchbox wrote the lines

above me on your screen
i think it was mean
actually, quite obscene

to rub it in
that my poetry is a sin

an abomination
of which you will get a ration

:D Happy waiting :D

[iownapaint]

This is your elf checking in. Burgundy? Ok, I'll see what I can do! No candy for you, peppermints are ok for your lovely paint. I am busy on it right away, I will do my best to top last years present :)
Don't despair if you don't hear from me for awhile, you have not been forgotten, I am just busy searching the world for the perfect gift!

YEAH! I'm sure I'm going to love what ever it is you find...:D:D:D

[MommyPeanut'sOwnElf!]

Oh Mommy Peanut where can you be?
Your elf is waiting so restlessly.
Are you at work? Or off riding your horse?
It just takes a second to sneak a peek at "Off Course."
All the other elves are having so much fun,
I've got my charge card and I'm ready to run!
Catalogs, the internet and tons of shops nearby,
Since my own elf is missing I'm ready to buy! :D
Are you one of those late nighters? That's when I snooze.
PM me when you're there, you've got some gifts to choose!

[Atomic Firepower's Super Secret Santa]

I know you like hunters & jumpers just like myself
Your excitement about secret santa gifts I promise not to squelch

Your horse is Archie, a big fine grey
Does he have any special needs or preferences for this holiday?

Are there any special colors that you favor?
Or maybe fancy treats that you or Archie could savor?

You are a busy student, like I once was
Are there any catalogs or brands that give you a buzz?

You said not much bling but you are a big fan of pampering
I'll keep that in mind when for your gifts I am out scampering

I guarantee that I'll give you my best
Because upseting chief elf Chocomare has me a little stressed! :eek:

[ChocoMare]

I know you like hunters & jumpers just like myself
Your excitement about secret santa gifts I promise not to squelch

Your horse is Archie, a big fine grey
Does he have any special needs or preferences for this holiday?

Are there any special colors that you favor?
Or maybe fancy treats that you or Archie could savor?

You are a busy student, like I once was
Are there any catalogs or brands that give you a buzz?

You said not much bling but you are a big fan of pampering
I'll keep that in mind when for your gifts I am out scampering

I guarantee that I'll give you my best
Because upseting chief elf Chocomare has me a little stressed! :eek:

Fear not my AFP
Let your heart be at rest
I have full and confidence
That a Grinch you shall not be.

:)

[ddashaq]

Still awaiting for an elf as well as my own SS. =(


I am right there with you.:( *sigh*

[Carrera]

I am right there with you.:( *sigh*


Me too...

[ElvenHunterPrincessalter]

Your Elf is checking in!

Chocolate cherries and babies galore!

Perhaps with some bling, you'll be lessee no more -

Alas, a full horse of your own I can't fit in a sack,

but perhaps Santa will help keep the snow off Viggo's back?

I don't know what Santa has for you in store,

but as the holidays approach,

we'll tease you some more!

[relocatedTXjumpr]

Those of you who havent heard from your SS...dont worry...I think only once out of the 4 years Ive done this have I actually got a PM or heard from my Santa....and each year I have had AWESOME Santas and never been grinched.


So have no fear, not everyone creates alters and teases their giftees.

[bdj]

Me too...

Hey y'all, relax a little! Emails only came out this morning!
If I hadn't come to work today, I wouldn't have even SEEN who my giftee was for several days...

And, as the ever-wise relocatedTX mentioned, not all elves are big posters/teasers (and we already know several who may not have worked out how to get an alter set up yet!)

(And just for the record, I haven't heard from my elf, either - but it's WAY too early to start worrying!)

[TBlitz]

Ohhhhhhh TBLITZ!!!!!!

I am your elf
elf rhymes with self

this is the worst
elf poem ever

i cannot rhyme
i write like i'm blind

I was doing fine
until elftolunchbox wrote the lines

above me on your screen
i think it was mean
actually, quite obscene

to rub it in
that my poetry is a sin

an abomination
of which you will get a ration

:D Happy waiting :D


Cool! I have a SS who's just as bad at poetry as I am! :D

[MR]

"MR's" the name,
Secret Santa is the game,
lime green's the favorite color,
Chagall is like no other...

Oh my Oh my Oh my!
What a surprise to hear from my spy!
Don't think I can rhyme
At work - not much time
But WOW what a lucky gal am I!

Thanks BeStSSfor"MR"! Totally didn't expect to actually see a post for me here! That's an AWESOME surprise!!!!

[Hillside H Ranch]

Please don't freak out if you haven't heard from your SS! I am having a terrible time setting up an alter and I've even done this before. For whatever reason COTH and my alternate e-mail aren't getting along! Plus,I'm technically supposed to be working right now, not playing elf :).

[Tarheelmd07's elf]

Oh Tarheelmd07 , your wise elf figured out the alter thing and is on the job!
Woo Hoo. I am so ready to go shopping!
Ho Ho Ho

[MooseyClaus]

We're going to have to exchange many messages...it's hard for your humble little elf to learn about you when you only have four posts! :winkgrin:

Keep an eye on your PMs...I have questions already! :yes:

[JenRose]

To JenRose,

JenRose, I am your newbie elf
I wrote this poem all by myself.
I know it's bad, I cannot write.
I try and try to do it right.

You love hunters, your color's green.
See? Your elf is really keen.
I want to make a special box
Of gifts no other elves will knock.



Well, I tried to write a poem!

I think your poetry is WONDERFUL!! :winkgrin:

[Afresiansortaelf]

I am glad to say,
I am here to stay,
being your elf
in holiday fray
you say you have
2 horses to own
I assume this means
no more (oh groan!)

Oh so not a lyrical elf but no fear- I am gearing up this year!!!

Look for a PT!!
Your elf

[2jakesElf]

2Jakes it took me a while to create and alter,
but its secret santa, I knew I couldn't falter!

Its that time of year when shopping abounds,
Your elf will be starting to make her rounds.

Your boy sounds trustworthy and sane,
Mine doesn't trail ride unless I want to end up in pain!

I have an idea or two, but still a few gaps,
I am thinking so hard I need a few naps.

Keep an eye on your PM's so I can learn a bit more,
I don't want your present to end up a bore!

[Danosaur'sElf]

Dear Danosaur,
Shopping I do O-dore
Sorry my poerty can sure be a bore!

My your horse is big, but I'm sure he is no pig
For he likes colors so his life is never duller
I hope he likes treats, hopefully I'll get him some he'll love to greet

For sparkles and chocolate I will scout,
so you are not left out
and I am not hit with a knout

[Elf2SummerStarlett]

Dear SummerStarlett,

Hope you're enjoying this holiday season as much as I am.... :)

-Your Elf!

[MoonRiversSS]

Oh Moon River
'Tis I, the giver

Of Gifts and presents galore
We hope you won't find them a bore!

No worries about a grinch
Because this will be a cinch!

So presents will be winging your way
On the Postman's Postal Sleigh!

Keep your eye on the mail
Because we will not fail

To make this a great year for you!

[horse_poor]

To those worried about not hearing from their Santas--I had a hell of a time creating an alter and I have done it before, so maybe your Santa is having problems creating one?

I got my giftee and I am settling on the couch with a few catalogs and starting the shopping!

[DressageTraks Elf]

So now that I've heard
just by your word
what your horses need
good thing it's not feed!

im going to start shopping this weekend
before I have to wake up at the crack of dawn to work
i'll just have to makeup and try not to be a stingy jerk!


okay i was never a good writer, but you get the gist.

[Elf_to_PaintTheTown]

Having looked at her website, I the devoted elf have a musical message for my giftee.
(sung to the tune of "Part of that World" from the Little Mermaid)

Look at that store
Isn't it neat? :eek:
Wouldn't you think her collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think she’s the girl
The girl who has ev'rything?
Look at this trove
Treasures untold
How many wonders can one tack store hold?
What do I get for the girl
The girl who’s got everything? :confused:

She’s got saddles and bridles aplenty
She’s got halters and lead ropes galore
(You want Martingales?
She’s got twenty)
But who cares?
No big deal
She needs more :winkgrin:

She wants be where the people are
She wants see
Wants see 'em ridin’
Ridin’ around on those
(Whad'ya call 'em?) oh – hunters.
Flippin' your Danskos you don't get too far
A horse is required for jumpin', canterin’
Strollin' along down a
(What's that word again?) trail

Up where they walk
Up where they run
Up where they stay all day in the sun
Wanderin' free
Wish I could be
Part of that world

What would I give
If I could live
Outta this North Pole?
What would I pay
To spend a day
There in the ring?
Betcha in DC
They can see
Bet they don't reprimand their she-elves
Bright young women
Sick o' slippin (on ice)
Ready to ride!

I’m ready to shop and to buy great gifts
Ask her my questions
And get some answers
What's her color and does she like
(What's the word?) chocolate?

Now it’s my turn
Won't I just love
Love to give her a great pair of gloves?
Out of the ice
Won’t it be nice?
Hey, PaintTheTown!

[Secret Santa for genevieveg17]

Hello genevieveg17!!! Your Elf is here to harass you!

[Timex Elf]

Yoo-hoo, Timex!!!! I'm here! I'd like to know the color scheme of your house; the colors of your horses; if you ever wear baseball caps; and if you show, hack about, or both.

I have some great ideas.......LOL!

[Bugs-n-Frodo]

:uhoh: I have not even gotten an e-mail telling me who my giftee is yet let alone heard from my elf. Should I be worried?

[PaintTheTown]

Having looked at her website, I the devoted elf have a musical message for my giftee.
(sung to the tune of "Part of that World" from the Little Mermaid)

Look at that store
Isn't it neat? :eek:
Wouldn't you think her collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think she’s the girl
The girl who has ev'rything?
Look at this trove
Treasures untold
How many wonders can one tack store hold?
What do I get for the girl
The girl who’s got everything? :confused:

She’s got saddles and bridles aplenty
She’s got halters and lead ropes galore
(You want Martingales?
She’s got twenty)
But who cares?
No big deal
She needs more :winkgrin:

She wants be where the people are
She wants see
Wants see 'em ridin’
Ridin’ around on those
(Whad'ya call 'em?) oh – hunters.
Flippin' your Danskos you don't get too far
A horse is required for jumpin', canterin’
Strollin' along down a
(What's that word again?) trail

Up where they walk
Up where they run
Up where they stay all day in the sun
Wanderin' free
Wish I could be
Part of that world

What would I give
If I could live
Outta this North Pole?
What would I pay
To spend a day
There in the ring?
Betcha in DC
They can see
Bet they don't reprimand their she-elves
Bright young women
Sick o' slippin (on ice)
Ready to ride!

I’m ready to shop and to buy great gifts
Ask her my questions
And get some answers
What's her color and does she like
(What's the word?) chocolate?

Now it’s my turn
Won't I just love
Love to give her a great pair of gloves?
Out of the ice
Won’t it be nice?
Hey, PaintTheTown!

WOW! I def. have the best elf ever!!! :)

[Nski32]

:(me have heard none from Elf yet!

still waiting!

[Hazelnut]

:uhoh: I have not even gotten an e-mail telling me who my giftee is yet let alone heard from my elf. Should I be worried?

Ask the Chief Elf about your giftee. She said all the notices went out.

[ChocoMare]

:(me have heard none from Elf yet!

still waiting!

Not all elves create an alter. Some prefer to hide away and then WHAMMO...a box shows up on your front porch ;)

[Elf for Lessonlearned!]

Oh Lessonlearned!

I'm no poet, and I know it!
If I try, we all shall cry...

So, that's going to be my first, last and only attempt at prose:)!

But, I'm a really, really excellent shopper and I've already started! I have a few questions for you, so keep an eye on your PM's, one should be arriving later this evening!

[Elf to Pinkponies]

Hail to Pinkponies...

Dontchaknow that pink and green are the OFFICIAL colors of the Apple Blossom Festival? If we here in elf-land know anything, its about the pink and green!

You're in for QUITE a treat...and don't worry...we won't be busting the figure with any fatty chocolate treats!

--- Your special elf :)

[Showjumper28]

I have heard nothing of my elf *Sigh* So I shall sit here eating ice cream until it is too late to stay up...

[Catersun]

What kind of icecream ya got showjumper? Can I have some?? I haven't heard from my elf either... *sigh*

[SS-HunterTwo]

Hey there HunterTwo.....looks like we will placing presents under your tree this year! Just wanted to let you know you are taken care of. :yes:

[Kaybee's Elf]

Kaybee!!!

Your elf is on the job!

Looks like I have nearly free rein. Expect a PM with a list of questions to help me fill my goodie bag (box). :D

[Huntertwo]

Hey there HunterTwo.....looks like we will placing presents under your tree this year! Just wanted to let you know you are taken care of. :yes:

Yipee! I've been anxiously waiting all day for your post...thank you!

[ThePerfectFit]

*sitting patiently waiting for my elf & my secret santa*

=(

[Catersun]

Anyone else think this month is going to be REALLYYYYY long and hard to wait through?!>!>

[AppendixQHLover's Elf]

Hello Tiempo!!!!
I am no poet, and dont I know it!!

I cant wait to start shopping. Watch your PMs as I am not the most creative and might need some help with ideas!!!!

[Showjumper28]

What kind of icecream ya got showjumper? Can I have some?? I haven't heard from my elf either... *sigh*

Dove Chocolate Ice Cream

[Tiempo]

Hello Tiempo!!!!
I am no poet, and dont I know it!!

I cant wait to start shopping. Watch your PMs as I am not the most creative and might need some help with ideas!!!!

I have an Elf, I have a little Elfie of mine very own!!!!

I'm SOOOO excited :lol: :D

I LOFF Coth SS...brings me a smile at the end of a crabby day!!!!

YAY!!!! :D

[Catersun]

ooooo..... that sounds good....

[Tiempo]

I'm so excited to have my SSe too, she's a goodn' and I'm already brimming with ideas, but Yahoo is giving me crap about creating a new account for my alter :(

I'll try another email provider...

[Amazing Elf for ThePerfectFit]

Oh ThePerfectFit....

Never fear, your elf is here! And that's as poetic as your elf gets, unfortunately. But you'll have to take my word for it, I'm more creative than I am poetic!

I'm ready to start shopping like mad, however, your elf humbly requests more information about you! Please PM me with things you like, need, don't like, don't want, colors, etc, etc. Your elf cannot wait to begin shopping!!! :)

[spirithorse22]

I wonder if my poor Santa can't make an alter, like me. Or maybe they are very serious about Parelli and this is part of my bad kharma coming back to haunt me?


lmao :lol:



Maybe you'll get a carrot stick with the note, 'I hope you'll soon see the light'. ;)


BTW-I'm not your SS. :sadsmile: I've got my ownCOTH'er to shop for now...*shhh*

[ThePerfectFit]

Oh ThePerfectFit....

Never fear, your elf is here! And that's as poetic as your elf gets, unfortunately. But you'll have to take my word for it, I'm more creative than I am poetic!

I'm ready to start shopping like mad, however, your elf humbly requests more information about you! Please PM me with things you like, need, don't like, don't want, colors, etc, etc. Your elf cannot wait to begin shopping!!! :)

:eek: I'm so excited!!!

[Candle-Has-An-Elf]

Candle, my dear ... where are youooo?

Did you get the email I sent? It's got Very Important Questions for Clarification. Please, oh please, write me back :)

[LisaB's eager elf]

Checking in!!!!

I've been spying on you girl in the way only a CIA trained Elf can, and the ideas are already aformulatin' :winkgrin:

I already see that I simply can't get you enough pinky, purlpy, sparkly, bling infested, Arabians romping in the mist goodies ;)

[pooh]

WOW have the elves been busy already this year - so, my SS has been trying to stalk me to find out info... that may be difficult as on'y a select few truly know who are am and about me. But to make life easier for you - I have a good sense on humor ( you have to when you are not even 4'10" and 40 years old), But I'll help you with any questions you have!!

[snkstacres]

I for one am not good at the alter thingy. Dont know how to do it and so, my SS wont hear from me but the important thing is, she will know I exist. I will send a card right away so she knows that just cause I dont have an alter, doesnt mean I am not on the elfies job. I am on it. Big time on it.

So, just in case you dont hear from your SS on here, dont worry, it might be me.

[FindersKeepers SS]

FindersKeepers, I've got your back...but expect a few PM's before the 'big day'. I've been looking forward to shopping for a fellow COTH'er and especially now that I've got someone so close to my own age. And that's the only hint you're getting as to my identity...so have fun with it. ;)

[LessonLearned]

Huzzah! I have an elf!!!! The holidays can't come soon enough! :D

[littlesanta]

Inquisitive.....don't worry you haven't been forgotten, you santa is already busy with plans for you!! And you best beware - little santa is alot closer then you think!

[work4horse SS]

Hey work4horse, your SS is here checking in with you. Soon a PM will arrive with additional questions.

[SS for scubed!]

Scubed, you have an elf! :D

Unfortunately, your elf CANNOT rhyme.... so you'll have to suffer without any witty little poems. :no:


But rest assured, I'll do my best anyway! ;)

[Elf to Wild Oak Farms]

We are the secret santa elf for wild oaks farm. Please check your e-mail for e-mails as we have sent a list of questions!

[HorseAddicted]

This is your Secret Santa Alter
who is avidly searching for your perfect halter.
But if I may be so bold...
do you prefer the nameplate in silver or gold?

In addition to the type of halter that you desire,
Would a grooming halter be something that you'd also like to acquire?

You were grinched last year, I know, and that sucks.
But this year you have a Secret Santa Deluxe!

[Lcsd114]

Oh LCSD114!! Where ARRRE you? Please get online, my little pointy shoes are just a jumpin' up and down with anticipation!

I'm here:winkgrin::winkgrin:!! I did get your email and I will reply tomorrow, it's 1:30 am now and I just got home! I am very excited to have my very own elf, especially one who's so excited to shop for me.

However, I have not recieved word on my own giftee yet, I hope to find out very soon who I'm elfing for:yes::).

[SS4AppendixQHLover]

Hey AppendixQHLover –

Your SS, here! :winkgrin: You wouldn’t believe how much we have in common! Don’t you fret – us reriders must stick together! Thank goodness our hubbies understand. Have fun playing with Ashton & teaching the kidlings.

Gettin’ excited for SS shopping. Saw the first holiday commercial last night – I AM READY!!!

- SS 4 YOU!

[Zagafi's Elf]

zagafi has an elf at last
Her christmas gifts will be a blast
She doesn't know what they might be
But more than likely she will see
Just how kind her elf can be
For someone who's as good as she!

Zagafi has a brand new horse
and he's been good as well, of course!
So presents for all without delay
Will fly to her on Christmas day!

[LisaB]

My elf must be a govie! And I'm a lowly gov't contractor so they are SURE to get me all that pink crap just to mess with me. Winston will be quite peeved to be decked out in feminine stuff. But at least the hubby won't snag my gifts for his own use!

[REINRIDER]

I must've gotten one of those super sneaky quiet elves......haven't heard a word from my elf......hopefully I will because I need to adjust some items on my "list"... I'm not very good at telling others what "I" want so I just threw together some things on my list. Now I realize there were some things I really need instead!

Oh well, I LOFF surprises, so I will be tickled pink with whatever goodies my special elf will bestow upon me!

So EXCITED!!!! What a long 2 months this will be!

[Here Comes Luther]

Wonder if my elf is one of the super sneaky quiet ones....

[RegentLionSS]

HELLO...

I am your friendly neighborhood stalker, I mean secret santa.

I will send you emails of good wishes, and if you are really good something nice in the mail.

:D

[zagafi]

zagafi has an elf at last
Her christmas gifts will be a blast
She doesn't know what they might be
But more than likely she will see
Just how kind her elf can be
For someone who's as good as she!

Zagafi has a brand new horse
and he's been good as well, of course!
So presents for all without delay
Will fly to her on Christmas day!

Yay! An elf of my very own!! I see my elf has questions for me via PM, so I'm off to try to answer.

[GreyHunterHorse]

Bumoing in the hopes that my elf or someone else's will see this and appear!

I heard back from my giftee, so I'm excited to start shopping for her! :D
But...I still want to know who my elf is, and to let him/her know my "updates" to my and my boy's wish list now that I thought about it more and the holidays are coming!

[MommyPeanut'sOwnElf!]

Bumping again! :winkgrin:

[Elf2LookinSouth]

Is eventer bling
your thing?

What colors might yours be,
So I may put something under your tree?

What color is your horse,
I need to know, of course!

Anything on your Xmas wish list that you forgot?
I would rather give you something you need than not.

Sorry but your elf is just not all that poetic at the moment... but she is a GREAT gift shopper... so look out! :D

[bluehorsesjp's Elf]

Ho ho ho!
Bluehorsesjp's Elf is here!
You've been on the naughty list but the GOOD naughty list :yes:

[TKR]

I had a PM from my elf and PM'd back and not sure it went thru <G>, so let me know if you didn't get it! Thanks for the PM -- you sound so wonderful. How do I create an alter to communicate with my giftee? Thanks!
PennyG

[CanTango1]

Since Im assuming I have a Super Sneaky elf this year ( As I havent heard anything ) My giftee is going to have her hands full :lol:

Where are you my Secret Elf..Come out and play !!!

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

lmao :lol:



Maybe you'll get a carrot stick with the note, 'I hope you'll soon see the light'. ;)


BTW-I'm not your SS. :sadsmile: I've got my ownCOTH'er to shop for now...*shhh*

This is the stuff of nightmares!

[Elf Duty for LDeMaria]

Hello my Secret Santa,
I must complete this task.
Please check your PM's,
As I have questions that I must ask.

I hope you enjoy the mystery,
I hope you enjoy the fun.
But when Christmas time rolls around,
Your elf will be narrowed down to one.

So you can keep on guessing,
And even try to play a game.
But to my secret Santa,
by Christmas you'll have my name.

[KayBee]

Kaybee!!!

Your elf is on the job!

Looks like I have nearly free rein. Expect a PM with a list of questions to help me fill my goodie bag (box). :D

Thanks, elf! Looking forward to my first COTH Secret Santa exchange!

[EmryssSecretSanta'sLittleHelper]

Your elf is starting to get to work
On some fun gifts for you
I've got some ideas,
No spandex, for start :winkgrin::lol:
And something not pink but blue!

[Catersun]

QUIET ELVES!!!! COME OUT AND PLAY!!!!!!!

(Yes.... I. Am. Yelling.)

[SStoFreebird!]

I hope you are doing really well
Me, I'm doing just swell
I'm writing you this merry jingle
On special orders from Kris Kringle!

[ElfToJenRose]

To JenRose

JenRose, this is your merry elf
Gifts have been flying off the shelf!
There are no gifts that I can't get -
The power of the internet!

But I fear they had no green
Is puce okay? Or is that mean?
And I'm not sure they had your size.
Oh well - that's part of the surprise!

I think you said that you have jumped
And that's the part that has me stumped.
I have big drafts and drive a cart.
No falling off - that makes me smart!

So I'll find gifts - that I will do!
And send them on their way to you!

[ELF_of_BDJ]

I've got you on my shopping list!! Surprises you want and surprises you will get - I've got many ideas for you!! (and maybe a little something for Min too!)

And everything in hot pink, right? ;)

[lockemeadowsSS]

Oh Locke Meadows, soon to be nurse
It's your Secret Santa here, but only in verse.
I'm busy planning a box of goodies to delight you,
And to keep you smiling during clinicals in the ICU.
So while you study your anatomy and muck your stalls,
and ride your mare, with hopefully no falls,
I'll be looking here and there for gifties for you
To wish you well and your Oldenburg, too.

(ok, I'm a crappy poet, but I swear I'm a better SS.)

[Bugaboo'sSS]

Oh Bugaboo, I see you! Well. not really, but your elf HAS arrived!!:D

[SparklePlenty's-SuperElf]

Have no fear, your super elf is here!!

Unlike the other elves on this board, I'm not good with all those "words"... I just don't get it, so no fancy poems from me!! I like numbers!!! So, in the spirit of the holidays, I've created an engineering calculation that will tell me what your perfect gift is.... now let's see....

Pink + eventer / morgan * the square root of -1 - the speed of light....... = 2

What??? 2?? What's that mean!?!?!? Hang on, let me work on this some more and I'll get back to you......

[SparklePlenty]

YEAHH!!!!! My elf is here!! WOOHOO!! I'm soo happy!!

[PinkPonies]

Hail to Pinkponies...

Dontchaknow that pink and green are the OFFICIAL colors of the Apple Blossom Festival? If we here in elf-land know anything, its about the pink and green!

You're in for QUITE a treat...and don't worry...we won't be busting the figure with any fatty chocolate treats!

--- Your special elf :)

Eeeehhh!! I'm SO excited to finally be a part of this :D!!!

[Lori T]

I won't panic yet, maybe my elf doesn't know how to create a secret identity, or they are just too busy already searching for my perfect gift :)

[Nottingham]

I now have a very special person to harass... I mean elf for :uhoh:

This should be fun! YEEHAW! Lets get a shoppin! :D

YAY! I have an elf! And she's psycho too! That means she can read my mind, right? ;)

[wlrottge's_elf]

wlrottge, an eventer you are
On a Sphinx of a horse with a shining white star.
Is it some bling that would make your heart sing?
Perhaps treats for Griff would give his feet wings?
This elf needs some hints, that's the point of this verse
So s/he'll end it here, before it gets worse...

[Hillside H Ranch]

I'm patiently waiting on my elf, too, but I have faith they're just too busy shopping to post here!

[SunSeekingSanta]

You will have to put up with this Santa's bad poetry....

Santa was going to ask
If you liked wine
But after some research,
Santa found out
that shipping to Kentucky
Would be a crime.
So no wine for you, even though you've been good
But be sure to remember Santa will be dropping many a gifts in your 'hood.

Is there anything else you have been dying to have?
Santa wants to add as many goodies as possible to the bag...
Santa's poetry clearly sucks
Your first postcard has been ordered and will be sent your way
Santa really hopes it will make your day!

Santa

[wlrottge]

wlrottge, an eventer you are
On a Sphinx of a horse with a shining white star.
Is it some bling that would make your heart sing?
Perhaps treats for Griff would give his feet wings?
This elf needs some hints, that's the point of this verse
So s/he'll end it here, before it gets worse...

Sweet!! This is already turning out to be a lot of fun! I've gotten to mess with my person already.

Hints??? Hmmmm......

[tullyleague]

Sniff sniff.

[Bluey]

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;"---


All those pages and counting of fun and good Christmas cheer

And not one old lonely green grinch the pot to stir.:D

[FuelsterFarmsFestiveFriend]

Hey FF!

A huntin' I will go,
A huntin' I will go,
Off to find some lovely gifts,
A huntin' I will go!

You say no lime or pink,
of plaids you'll only think.
Whoa ho, we'll see what goes,
I'm gonna make you think!

Will it be blue or not?
For Mirelle, it'd take a lot!
Duncan's sweet, oh what a treat!
Can't wait until we meet!

:D:D
Have a great day!
I'm NOT going to be one of those ole quiet elves! I love to have to much fun!

More to follow soon!
FFFF

[LookinSouth]

Is eventer bling
your thing?

What colors might yours be,
So I may put something under your tree?

What color is your horse,
I need to know, of course!

Anything on your Xmas wish list that you forgot?
I would rather give you something you need than not.

Sorry but your elf is just not all that poetic at the moment... but she is a GREAT gift shopper... so look out! :D


Oh this is so much fun:winkgrin:
Eventing bling would be grand.....Hunter green is my color with of choice. Foxhunting bling would be cool too:yes: (is there such a thing??)

Oh and the horse is a big chestnut fellow.

PM'd you my gift list :D

[Chef Jade's Secret Santa]

Ho Ho to you, my dear Chef Jade,

When I got your name, my day was made!


I'm sending lots of New England Cheer,

To a woman with horses and a busy career!


You do it well; you deserve the best,

So watch the mail and I'll do the rest.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS, CHEF JADE!!!

[mYpAiNtGrAcE]

No word from my ss yet.....

Hopefully soon! :)

[Summit Springs Farm]

I have the best SS ever, she has already PM'd me and sent me a e-card and wished me happy day!! To my SS You are awesome!!!

[Sweet Latte's sweet elf]

Sweet Latte,

Your elf is here and I'm eager to shop for you.

Early Merry Christmas.

[Elf Duty for LDeMaria]

Well hello my secret Santa,
Its time to play a game.
I must ask you some questions,
So your gift will not be lame.

Does your future horse you're looking at,
already have a name?
And if it does, what is it,
And will you keep it the same?

Black is a dashing color,
And will make you're horse look great.
But what does he need that's black?
Being that he's only eight.

Now lets move onto chocolate,
I see you love it dearly.
Would you rather milk or dark?
No coconut you said clearly.

Christmas time is coming
Faster than we can see.
But by that time can you guess,
that you're secret elf is me?

I may have more questions,
but this is it for today.
Hopefully we will talk again,
So have a wonderful day!

[Chaiself]

Okay, a little fear may be in order....


Chai,
I am so grateful for a name so short.
Makes it much easier to file my report.

I've been snooping and sneaking for days on end,
To see what I can bestow upon my new friend.

The color of the setting sky blue?
A donation to a shelter or two?

Something to make you feel young again?
Treats and supplies for your equine friends?

Handwritten notes must surely be written.
Oh the shopping bug has indeed bitten!

Check your PM's for a list of inquiries,
Before your elf makes herself weary.:uhoh:

Your elf must depart with a jingle of her toes,
To wrap all the presents in ribbons and bows.

So dear Chai don't you worry or fret this great year.
The bestest of all elves is right here!

Happy holidays to all!!!!

[Amchara]

Sniff Sniff

[elftolunchbox]

Red or Blue?

Blue on red
Red on blue
How to choose the appropriate hue?

I am an eventer
And so you see
I realize how important color can be

You make mention that you do
the barn colors of red and blue

A lovely combination of colors, no doubt
But I have to find more of what they're about

So I must ask
Do you prefer
Blue to be on red
Or should the opposite occur? :D:D:D

[SUGARVFK'sKRINKLE]

Krinkle here to make your day!

Wassup Sugar! I hooked up with some eventing elves and they gave me the low down on where to find stylin' stuff for "your kind"...

...you know, the versatile, fast, jumpin', gallopin', and out there making it happen in your corner of the world kind! :cool:

So I put in an order with these eventin' elves...we'll just see what turns up!

and by the way...great website...love those goats!

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

Just in case my SS is reading:

I hope you're shopping
I like molasses and peeps
And good n plenty.

And neccos too.
Candy canes are also good.
Hmmm....that should do it.

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

Dag nab it, Ted! STOP SIGNING IN AS ME!!!


Haruuumph.

I did not put molasses and peeps on my list!

[sugarvfk]

Krinkle here to make your day!

Wassup Sugar! I hooked up with some eventing elves and they gave me the low down on where to find stylin' stuff for "your kind"...

...you know, the versatile, fast, jumpin', gallopin', and out there making it happen in your corner of the world kind! :cool:

So I put in an order with these eventin' elves...we'll just see what turns up!

and by the way...great website...love those goats!

:D Don't I just have the coolest Santa!!!!! And to think, I almost didn't sign up!!!!!!

[sarahzeuself]

I've been snooping around COTH,,,trying to find out what your dreaming of for Christmas.

[talkofthetown's SS]

Your Secret Santa is on the prowl
for a perfect gift. you won't cry foul!
Though rhyming isn't my strongest suit
I think you will like your Christmas loot.

Something red, something black?
Something that you won't want to give back
Something black something red?
You won't want anything else instead.

So go for forth, my friend, with no worries
Awaiting your care are your four-legged furries
Soon you shall find a box at your door
That won't leaving you asking for anything more!

(well at least no more than what $30 bucks can buy you!) :lol:

Love, your Secret Santa!

[Pooh'sSuperSecretSanta]

Dearest Pooh,
I must say that as an elf who has been injured on the job in the past and been sent to "legal torture", i.e. Physical Therapy, I have mixed emotions about shopping for someone who tortures people for a living. :winkgrin: Of course I always seem to like the assigned torturer's and hold no ill will towards them despite their cruelty and lack of sympathy. Maybe I'm the one who is wired wrong. :no: Either way... I shall do my very best to avoid "your kind" in the future and use my many-times-rehabilitated back to carry sacks of gifts back to the workshop for you. The pile is already growing, though I do have some questions you must answer for future shopping reference. A PM will follow shortly.

Sincerely,
Your humble elf (who might be the only elf on the planet to look forward to traction)

[JenRose]

To JenRose

JenRose, this is your merry elf
Gifts have been flying off the shelf!
There are no gifts that I can't get -
The power of the internet!

But I fear they had no green
Is puce okay? Or is that mean?
And I'm not sure they had your size.
Oh well - that's part of the surprise!

I think you said that you have jumped
And that's the part that has me stumped.
I have big drafts and drive a cart.
No falling off - that makes me smart!

So I'll find gifts - that I will do!
And send them on their way to you!

Thank you my dear elf!! Have a lovely weekend...don't shop too hard! ;)

[LSM1212]

This is your Secret Santa Alter
who is avidly searching for your perfect halter.
But if I may be so bold...
do you prefer the nameplate in silver or gold?

In addition to the type of halter that you desire,
Would a grooming halter be something that you'd also like to acquire?

You were grinched last year, I know, and that sucks.
But this year you have a Secret Santa Deluxe!

OH BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yippee..... :D

I'm here, I promise. Just not been on COTH recently as I have a new job and that learning curve thing just wears me out!

I LOVED your poem... and I will reply via your PM.

*** Okay, now I can't wait until X-Mas ***

[Hillside H Ranch's SS Elf]

Yoo Hoo! Hillside H Ranch? Are you there? Your SS Elf is finally here. :D

Look at your PM's.

Oh, this is going to be so much fun! :winkgrin:

[Here Comes Luther]

I'm afraid I don't HAVE an elf!:eek:

[PalominoMorgan]

Have faith. Not all elves are IT genuises. Some are "old school" and fly under the radar until a package arrives at your postal box. No word from my elf either, but no worries. I will just assume SunkistAcres is my secret santa until told otherwise. (It's just because you already said you're not alter-savvy so I'll just assume it's you until otherwise informed. LOL.)

[HorseAddicted]

LSM here is another goofy ditty,
as the halter you crave needs to be pretty.

It can be 3/4 or 1 inch wide,
Please let your SS know what you decide.

You can also choose horse or cob size-
These questions above you must advise.

[2Jakes]

I'm so excited to have my very own elf! And I am having a blast shopping for *my* SS'ee!

I am having a little trouble with setting up my Elf-Alter though, I was able to send a PM to my SS'ee last night but today I can't sign in. :(

To my Elf...I asked Jake what was on his wish list, he is thinking on it. Hope he doesn't strain his little brain! And we loved your poetry!!

Lisa and Jake

[ElfDr]

Hello there, dear Dressage-ryder. I hope is is well. I am a busy little elf trying to come up with gifts for you this holiday season.

[SUGARVFK'sKRINKLE]

:D Don't I just have the coolest Santa!!!!! And to think, I almost didn't sign up!!!!!!

Aww shucks, don't say the word - its all in a days work for an elf, maam! :p

[RegentLion]

HELLO...

I am your friendly neighborhood stalker, I mean secret santa.

I will send you emails of good wishes, and if you are really good something nice in the mail.

:D



YAY I HAVE AN ELF!!!! :D:D:D:D

[Elf to Roxy SM]

Roxy SM,
Have no fear,
Your uber-special elf is here!

I'm searching for a perfect gift,
to strike your fancy,
especially since one of your hobbies includes a little dance-y.

But 'til Christmas you must wait,
Only then will you find out your fate!

[Roxy SM]

Roxy SM,
Have no fear,
Your uber-special elf is here!

I'm searching for a perfect gift,
to strike your fancy,
especially since one of your hobbies includes a little dance-y.

But 'til Christmas you must wait,
Only then will you find out your fate!


Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I'm so excited! Your poem is excellent. I think I might have to go through making an alter for my giftee, whom I've already started to shop for!
Thank you! I'm sure whatever you find will be awesome!

[Hillside H Ranch]

Yoo Hoo! Hillside H Ranch? Are you there? Your SS Elf is finally here. :D

Look at your PM's.

Oh, this is going to be so much fun! :winkgrin:

I'm here!!!! And...I've already responded not once, but twice, to your PM!

Sooo excited!

[FindersKeepers SS]

Your elf is desolate...how is she supposed to shop with any sort of confidence when her SS has yet to respond to PM's? Oh, this elf is so very sad, she misses the fun everyone else has had...please give her a note, let her know you're on board, she has heard of a big tack store sale, and wants to do by you well!


I seek her here, I seek her there,
This Elfie seeks her everywhere!
Is she at the barn? Or is she just on slaving away on her work Dell?
That darn elusive, er...FindersKeepers

:lol:

*Scarlet Pimpernel, thanks for the inspiration!

[Santa's Little Alter]

The first gift is now in the bag,
But still the empty gift-sack sags.
Yes, it can hold oh so much more.
I'm off soon to another store,
Online, that is, for like yourself,
I am a very busy elf,
Trying to juggle horse and life,
Which gives the whole thing added spice.
We share some other interests, too,
And a former state for me and you.
So what's the first gift? You must wait,
Until December, TBKate!

[Missfit's Misfit Elf]

Howdy Missfit!

Santa dispatched this special elf just for you!

This elf will do her best to make your christmas wishes come true (At least I haven't had any complaints thus far!)

(I just realized that all of that rhymed. Please forgive me :winkgrin: )

[jazriders-elf]

Have no fear
your elf is here!
I shop better than I rhyme
I just needed a bit of time!

Oh and by the way,
there will be no senseless fruit deaths today!
Organization may be key
Or just something fun in the color burgandy!

(If you would like to submit more hints, PM away so I don't have to torture any one with more *ahem* poetry!)

[~BeStSSfor"MR"~]

Does Karah chew up toys,
or is she just a bit more poise?
I have two labradors as well you see,
but all their toys loose their stuffy!

I havent been to the tack store yet,
and when I go im not sure what Ill get,
is there anything imparticular you really need,
or something for Chagall-that splendid steed?

[Pooh'sSuperSecretSanta]

Oh Poooooooohhhhh....
Your elf has a new helper.
He told me not to tell
but I thought you should know
he said the hat was fine
but don't you think about a bell. :lol:

http://i6.tinypic.com/663zpzl.jpg

[TBKate]

The first gift is now in the bag,
But still the empty gift-sack sags.
Yes, it can hold oh so much more.
I'm off soon to another store,
Online, that is, for like yourself,
I am a very busy elf,
Trying to juggle horse and life,
Which gives the whole thing added spice.
We share some other interests, too,
And a former state for me and you.
So what's the first gift? You must wait,
Until December, TBKate!

Oh, HOORAY!!!! I love my elf!!!!

[annikak]

sniff...sniff..

my elf nor my giftee has responded....sniff sniff....

(its been one of those weeks anyway!)

[Tiempo]

sniff...sniff..

my elf nor my giftee has responded....sniff sniff....

(its been one of those weeks anyway!)

Awwww...I hope you hear something soon, you need some cheer :sadsmile:

[annikak]

Awwww...I hope you hear something soon, you need some cheer :sadsmile:

Aww right backatcha babe! You are a great wonderful coth elf, even if not my secret elf! I don't care, I get to enjoy you anyway! Thanks for the good wishes!

[Tiempo]

Aww right backatcha babe! You are a great wonderful coth elf, even if not my secret elf! I don't care, I get to enjoy you anyway! Thanks for the good wishes!

:)

PS I really enjoted Wed..met some nice people (I have a crush on Bob! :) he's so cool!)

Skeeter looked great.

[Imjumpin's elf]

Your elf checking in. I am anxious to start my shopping and will be contacting you via PM to ask a few questions. I shall go to sleep tonight happily surrounded by many catalogs!

[FLIPPED HER HALO]

I haven't heard from mine either. :no:

[2jakesElf]

A nametag for the bridle is a very practical thing,
Since you sound down to earth I will try not to add to much bling!

If Jake comes up with any other special fancies for himself,
Just tell him to whisper it to you to pass on to your elf!

I keep shopping cause thats a lot of fun,
But if you have any other ideas pass them along because I have just begun!:D

While this is a horsey secret santa feel free to add dog and cat wishes,
I know how special all our animals are, even my fishes!

[Showjumper28]

Just heard from mine! I am sooooo excited!

[Danosaur'sElf]

What do EQ horses care
to wear?

This one likes to accessorize,
I sure hope I can surprise!

[Hazelnut]

I haven't heard from mine either. :no:

Don't worry Flipped Her Halo, one year I only heard from my SS once and got a great box of goodies.

Some never say anything.

I'm sure you have a great elf!!:yes:

[jazzrider]

Have no fear
your elf is here!
I shop better than I rhyme
I just needed a bit of time!

Oh and by the way,
there will be no senseless fruit deaths today!
Organization may be key
Or just something fun in the color burgandy!

(If you would like to submit more hints, PM away so I don't have to torture any one with more *ahem* poetry!)

Whoo hoo!!! I have an elf!!!! And she can rhyme! :yes: Hello elf! I'm so glad you're not one of those silent ones! :winkgrin:

[KathyR's Shy Elf]

Are you reading this Ms Kathy-- I am sorry it took me so long to let you know I was your assigned elf. Have been checking with Santa to see if you have been good or are a canditate for coal in your stocking but he has been soo very busy with other elves doing the same thing! I wonder who those elves could be? ;)

I have an inkling of what to stuff your stocking with but let's go all out this year and get you that something you won't get for yourself! Hmm.... any suggestions?

No worries either way, I am armed with a pile of cash and the shopping bug! Starting my tasks today, ciao!

[TBlitzElf]

Oh TBLITZ!!!!!

Are you behaving yourself?
Being good, so your elf

Can shop like a fiend
You know what I mean

And write the worst poetry ever
Which is really quite clever

Once you get past the horrible-ness
And rejoice it will never go to press!

:D :D :D :D :D Are you EXCITED!?!???! Your elf certainly is!!!

[bdj]

I've got you on my shopping list!! Surprises you want and surprises you will get - I've got many ideas for you!! (and maybe a little something for Min too!)

And everything in hot pink, right? ;)

Hot pink on a chestnut roan? My eyes! My eyes!

Good to hear from you, elf!
Happy shopping!

[SUGARVFK'sKRINKLE]

Whoa Dude, those eventing elves I hooked up with are lightening fast. :p Part of the ensemble is in Krinkle's bag ;)

Got the drift re: sweets:D, chocolote:winkgrin: and loverly smelling lotion and candles:yes:...got to join up with some peeps in the confectionary specialty and see what we can whip up.:cool: I'm on it...

Keep your eyes peeled:eek:, you'll be hearing from me sooner than you think!

[MissFit]

Howdy Missfit!

Santa dispatched this special elf just for you!

This elf will do her best to make your christmas wishes come true (At least I haven't had any complaints thus far!)

(I just realized that all of that rhymed. Please forgive me :winkgrin: )

I LOVE rhymes :). oooh, I'm excited now! (Just so you know, I will be in the UK from the 24th of December to the 5th of January--I get a cold Christmas this year!)
whoot! I love the COTH Secret Santa!:D

[SweetLatte]

Still trying to knock myself into the Christmas spirit, I think you just did the trick though :lol:

Now I'm ready to shop!

Thank you elf!

[GrinanRide'sElf]

Oh Grin an Ride! Oh Grin an Ride!
Your elf is here!
Whatcha want?
;)

[ELF to ESG]

Aloha ESG!

Your elf, it seems
Has filled her dreams
With gift ideas all culinary.

Its not too hard,
To charge ala card,
But this thought arose primary:

What your elf likes first
You might like, well, worst -
And your taste buds might find contrary!

Allergies we fear,
And I'd hate, my dear,
If your gift was to land you in the infirmary!

So cuisines, if you please,
that will put you at ease
And make water your glands salivary!

[AlteredStateofConciouness]

Oh HOOPOE.....

Check your PM's

:winkgrin:

[Knowonder I'm your Elf]

Heeelllooo my dear!!
How do you do?
Just wanted to say good day to you!
And let you know,
please have no fear
your bestest elf is working here.

I will shop all morning,
noon and nite,
for the perfect gives that wont give fright!

Of chocolate, cheesecake, horse decor too
to find the just right gifts for you.


So anyway i'll let you go,
This was just a tease to say
HellO!!! :D:D:D

[sugarvfk]

Whoa Dude, those eventing elves I hooked up with are lightening fast. :p Part of the ensemble is in Krinkle's bag ;)

Got the drift re: sweets:D, chocolote:winkgrin: and loverly smelling lotion and candles:yes:...got to join up with some peeps in the confectionary specialty and see what we can whip up.:cool: I'm on it...

Keep your eyes peeled:eek:, you'll be hearing from me sooner than you think!



This is just too much fun!!!!!!!! :D What a great elf you are!!!!!:lol:

[Hazlenut's Secret Santa]

Poetry I can not do!!!!!! No sir, It is no fun!

But love to shop, I do, so to the tack shop I run.....

So this morning off I went, shopping till I dropped!

Bags all full of burgundy & blue, thought they would have popped!

I sure do hope that you like your stuff, it has been so fun....
didn't no what to get...up and down the aisles I did run....
earrings, gloves or nutty cake.....decisions are no fun to make!!!

So I will just have to get it all......and hopefully you will have a balll!!!!!!!!!!!!!:winkgrin:

No more rhyming here for me.....it is surely not my cup of tea....

but shopping again I will go...... cause I really love it sooo!!!!!

[anabug]

I hope my elf contacts me soon! My needs have changed!

[Hazelnut]

Poetry I can not do!!!!!! No sir, It is no fun!

But love to shop, I do, so to the tack shop I run.....

So this morning off I went, shopping till I dropped!

Bags all full of burgundy & blue, thought they would have popped!

I sure do hope that you like your stuff, it has been so fun....
didn't no what to get...up and down the aisles I did run....
earrings, gloves or nutty cake.....decisions are no fun to make!!!

So I will just have to get it all......and hopefully you will have a balll!!!!!!!!!!!!!:winkgrin:

No more rhyming here for me.....it is surely not my cup of tea....

but shopping again I will go...... cause I really love it sooo!!!!!

An Ode to Hazle Elf (to the tune of Oh Christmas Tree)

Oh Hazle Elf, Oh Hazle Elf
Your giving spirit delighteth!
Oh Hazle Elf, Oh Hazle Elf
Your open heart goliath!

As day grow short
and evening's chill.
Who can you be?
No one will tell. (darn!)
Oh Hazle Elf, Oh Hazle Elf
Your open heart goliath!

[LockeMeadows]

Oh Locke Meadows, soon to be nurse
It's your Secret Santa here, but only in verse.
I'm busy planning a box of goodies to delight you,
And to keep you smiling during clinicals in the ICU.
So while you study your anatomy and muck your stalls,
and ride your mare, with hopefully no falls,
I'll be looking here and there for gifties for you
To wish you well and your Oldenburg, too.

(ok, I'm a crappy poet, but I swear I'm a better SS.)

OMG, I can't stop laughing. :lol: I have the greatest SS ever!!
(jumping up and down clapping hands)

[sirena_chaucer]

I hope my elf contacts me soon! My needs have changed!

I don't need a fancy poem or any witty notes...just let me refresh my little bio as I've changed disciplines recently and it doesn't reflect my new interests! :sadsmile:

SS- please PM if you're going to go with any discipline stuff. Otherwise, I trust you!
sc

[SS_OlympicDreams04]

Just wanted to drop a quick note to let you know I am shopping - Not too worry, your elf is here ;)

[TBlitz]

Oh TBLITZ!!!!!

Are you behaving yourself?
Being good, so your elf

Can shop like a fiend
You know what I mean

And write the worst poetry ever
Which is really quite clever

Once you get past the horrible-ness
And rejoice it will never go to press!

:D :D :D :D :D Are you EXCITED!?!???! Your elf certainly is!!!


I'm certainly hoping Santa will remember to put me back on the NICE list
Thanks to a nice weighty bribe
Or else I may end up pissed
and have to take my truck for a run-down-santa drive :D

Mark discovered the salt block today and ran in fear
as the taste nipped his tounge before he bit it back :lol:
He is watching the roof for Santa's little reindeer
and hopefully he won't mug Santa's magic pack

Blitz is always a good little child
Right now he's taking time off to heal
But he wants to get back to riding so he can be wild
and I can hold on for dear life until it's time to eat his next meal

I decided to waste time to write this kick-ass rhyming thing
though exhausted from a day of foxhunting
I still can blare my music and sing
My neighbors won't care because they're probably drinking :rolleyes:

Excited? Yes or no?
of course I am
I'm all ready to go!
While you're shopping I go build a dam :uhoh: :confused: :p (right... that makes sense... well it rhymes so it must!)

[olympicdreams04]

Just wanted to drop a quick note to let you know I am shopping - Not too worry, your elf is here ;)

Just when I thought I was the lonely little OD04 who's SS had forgotten them.

[TullyleagueSS@yahoo.com]

Tullyleague, my soon to be gifted,
With this poem, your heart shall be lifted.
For I will be scouting,
So don't you be pouting.
Your presents are being prepared.

You are very busy,
Your life's in a tizzy,
Four children can keep one tired.
But please don't you fret,
The best hasn't come yet,
For your Secret Santa is on his way.

[2Jakes]

My Dearest Elf!
Thank you for the awesome poem thing,
But please be assured, we really DO like our bling. :yes:

You are right that I'm down to earth, no doubt,
But my pony gets dressed up and he doesn't pout. :D

We usually match our browbands and reins,
He wears tassels and hearts and trots down the lanes. :lol:

Of purple, and hunter, and nice royal blue,
Gemstones and silver, we love any hue. :)

Jake(eq) adores all manner of treats,
Especially if it includes yummy sweets. ;)

My doggy and kitty fur children are Jake(blue) and Bill,
A shaved merle Aussie and a white cat who's a pill. :cool:

The want for not much, they're both a bit plump,
The dog likes his squeakies, the cat is a lump. :eek:

Gosh, I think that's all I can rhyme,
So I'll sign off til next time. :winkgrin:

LOL! THANKS for being such a terrific Elf! Don't forget to change your clock--extra hour of sleep tonight! :D
Lisa, Jake, Jake, and Bill

[knowonder]

Dearest Elf,

Please forgive my tardy reply
At a 3-day event have been I

To River Glen I go each day this weekend
to make sure none of the entries must mend

You see I am Safety Coordinator for these events
So for this weekend, River Glen is where I must pitch my tent

But fear not dear elf, I will check in each eve
To check if there is a message to see

And to my delight there was one for me
So thank you for giving me a good dose of glee :)

MY ELF ROCKS!

[jedderscothelf]

Oh Jedders!!

I'm happy to say the elves have begun shopping and have already found some GREAT items for you and your crew!!

I have sent you an e-mail, as requested as well!!

[tullyleague]

Tullyleague, my soon to be gifted,
With this poem, your heart shall be lifted.
For I will be scouting,
So don't you be pouting.
Your presents are being prepared.

You are very busy,
Your life's in a tizzy,
Four children can keep one tired.
But please don't you fret,
The best hasn't come yet,
For your Secret Santa is on his way.

This made my day. Thank you! :D

[RegentLionSS]

Santa is saying it is COLD & windy. Put me in the mood for Christmas! At the farm where my brave steed resides they were putting up the Christmas Lights for the annual display!

[spacehorse]

I'm starting to wonder if I have an elf...:cry:

I hope they are shopping too hard to post...:winkgrin:

[myguyom]

I'm starting to wonder if I have an elf...:cry:

I hope they are shopping too hard to post...:winkgrin:


<sniff>, I feel the same as you.....

[SneakyElf]

Hiya Ember...

Your elf is hard at work.... snooping... gathering intel..... searching hard for Just. The. Right. Gift.

Here is a hint.... I'm killing two birds with one stone. Can you guess which two items????

[Amchara]

Do we need an "I feel unloved by my elf" clique?

[Lori T]

Do we need an "I feel unloved by my elf" clique?

me thinks so

[DressageTraks Elf]

A merry little update from your elf

It's been a cold evening in the north
Bidding on ebay should be a sport
Prepare your cadence's head to morph
But this elf still has more to sort!

[Carrera's Elf]

Your elf is here
Now I have your email and will be sending you little things
So make sure that you put Secreet Santa
on your list so that all my emails go through
Now I need to know

Do you want one big gift or tons of small gifts?

Is there anything that you want or need?

If you had $50.00 to spend on anything what would it be?

Well that should do it for now.:D

[Bluehorsesjp]

Ho ho ho!
Bluehorsesjp's Elf is here!
You've been on the naughty list but the GOOD naughty list :yes:

oh no elf I have been very, very good this year "she says with one hand held behind her back fingers crossed"
And so have my boys....we are so very excited to see what you have in store for us

[dressagetraks]

Oh, this is so much fun. I love my elf!!!

Kate, of course, thinks that she deserves gifts every day of the year, so I'm sure she'll be pleased, too.

[DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho"]

I know I have a Secret Santa but I suspect they may be as cyber compromised as I am. And in any case I want them to think I am very deserving (as in, I don't want to get them mad).

Just as I hope my recipient understands that as soon as I get this alter thing down, I'll be in touch. Turns out the university seems to have a lock on some things, and I can't very well call up ITS and say, "Can you help me create an alter for SS?"

[ESG]

Your elf is here - ready to commence Operation ShopTillIDrop!

To be followed by Operation BoxLikeAFox,
and then Operation MailLikeASnail... (waitaminnit... that doesn't sound so good.... ShipLikeA... what rhymes with Ship?)

Aw heck, I'm here and shopping is about to commence!

:winkgrin:

<ESG doing a happy dance> I have an elf! I have an elf! :D

This is way cool. I can't wait to be able to harass my giftee! :D

[ESG]

Aloha ESG!

Your elf, it seems
Has filled her dreams
With gift ideas all culinary.

Its not too hard,
To charge ala card,
But this thought arose primary:

What your elf likes first
You might like, well, worst -
And your taste buds might find contrary!

Allergies we fear,
And I'd hate, my dear,
If your gift was to land you in the infirmary!

So cuisines, if you please,
that will put you at ease
And make water your glands salivary!

I kneel in the presence of your greatness. :cool:

No allergies. Anything sweet is wonderful. Italian cuisine a favorite, as are Asian, Indian and Mexican. So pesto, garlic, tomatoes, ginger, peanut, sesame, curry, chipotle and chili.

[RegentLion]

Santa is saying it is COLD & windy. Put me in the mood for Christmas! At the farm where my brave steed resides they were putting up the Christmas Lights for the annual display!


It is cold and windy here too!!!! We even might get snow this week.:eek:

[TBlitz]

It is cold and windy here too!!!! We even might get snow this week.:eek:

SERIOUSLY!? I'm still frolicking in 80* weather right now. I'm not sure if it will even get below freezing this year in the DFW. Now at home I heard the clover might be killed out by a possible freeze this weekend. I relayed this message to Blitz and he cried since he won't be back home for another 2 weeks.

[SunSeekingSanta]

Carli....
Here is your card for the day!
SunSeekingSanta

http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff217/SunSeekingSanta/Card2.jpg

[horsesourcetexas]

Come out, come out and play with me! I can take it. I'm tough!

[TBlitzElf]

Ooh TBlitz!!!!

At poetry I suck
I have much better luck
Scooping piles of muck

Happily though, I shop.
like it is going out of style
And when I'm done and I drop
I will leave you a whole pile.

Now here's a question for you:
Is there any food you are allergic to?
Tell me quick if this is true
So I will know what to ship to you!!!

:D At this rate with this fine poetry, I just can't WAIT to reveal myself :rolleyes:

[ChocoMare's 07 Elf]

Hey there, ChocoMare
I've been deemed your elf!

Please, now, grab a chair
And tell me all about yourself!

[Timex]

Yoo-hoo, Timex!!!! I'm here! I'd like to know the color scheme of your house; the colors of your horses; if you ever wear baseball caps; and if you show, hack about, or both.

I have some great ideas.......LOL!

uh-oh!!!!! LOL Ok, here you go! my mares are chestnut, bay and a roan-y grey, the pony is a POA. the color schemes of the house? the dining room is burgundy, my room is blue, the living room and kitchen are both done in shades of light green (think heather green). yes, i wear baseball caps, and i both show and hack around, i ride english, western AND gallop racehorses. my favorite colors are black and burgundy, so automatically, those are the stable colors. so there you go! go nuts!!!!! and thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ChocoMare]

Hey there, ChocoMare
I've been deemed your elf!

Please, now, grab a chair
And tell me all about yourself!

sniff, sniff. I'm touched. :sadsmile:

..and here I figured I'd just sit back and watch everyone else.

Check your PM's ;)

[GreyHunterHorse]

Hi! I finally figured out how to create one. So....you have to have another email address other than the one you registered on here. You can create one for free at Yahoo or Hotmail if you don't have another to use. Then, you register the same way you did when you first signed up on COTH....using the link above on the bar. Your alter name can be anything really, I personally used my SS giftee's name and then a cutesey SS tag. Then, you get an email from COTH to activate said name and VOILA! You have an alter.

Hope this helps all the alter-challenged elves come out and play (including mine) :lol::winkgrin:

[LoriO fantastic elf!]

Just checking in here to let LORI O know that your elf has been busy busy busy !!!
Are there any other I hints you might want to offer to your elf ????
Look for a PM later…..

[twinkle]

twinkle, have you been good this year?
If you have then never fear!
Your very own elf is mighty glad
you have a hankerin' for a saddle pad (or two ;))
So watch the mail - this should be fun!
I'll send a gift - probably more than one :D

gee,,a horse under the pad would really make me glad

(Just kidding kinda );-D

[MoonRiversSS]

Please check your PMs-the elves anxiously await your answers!

[ELFtohorsesourcetexas]

Have no fear!
The elf for horsesourcetexas is here!


Sorry, not good in the poetry department!

I have been trying to gather data to enable me to further assess what you may want or need!

But, the elf needs some help...
Would you like many small things, or one large thing?
Would you like something for YOU, or your critters?
Please help the elf!

[Ember]

Hiya Ember...

Your elf is hard at work.... snooping... gathering intel..... searching hard for Just. The. Right. Gift.

Here is a hint.... I'm killing two birds with one stone. Can you guess which two items????

Jeeze, you mean I actually have to remember what I wrote to you? I'm going to have to guess something in one of the colors I like? That's the best I can do. I am so glad you're my elf!

[Kaybee's Elf]

KAYBEE!!!

Answer the last PM I sent so I can continue crafting your giftees. A few items are already nesting snugly in my sack, but they are lonely and need some friends! :yes:

[Elf to SpaceHorse]

Spacehorse!
Come out, come out, wherever you are.
What would you like for Christmas this year?
I'm currently in the scheming phase :)

[horsesourcetexas]

Have no fear!
The elf for horsesourcetexas is here!


Sorry, not good in the poetry department!

I have been trying to gather data to enable me to further assess what you may want or need!

But, the elf needs some help...
Would you like many small things, or one large thing?
Would you like something for YOU, or your critters?
Please help the elf!


Many small things are so much fun.
I couldn't imagine picking just one.

Things for the animals are just fine
I will think of them still as mine.

I love homemade and crafty things.
But will be thrilled with whatever Santa brings.

Store bought presents are just as neat.
The heese would love some treats to eat.

A special thing from your home town,
would make my list completely round.

If this is helpful to you dear,
I will wait and have no fear.

I hope this answers all your questions.
If not, I can send you more suggestions.

I am so excited to have an elf
As fine and grand as your little elf self.

Happy holidays and fly safely!

HST

[Carrera]

Of Elf I am glad to hear from you! I will add Secret Santa to my safe list...

I don't really need anything, but you can never go wrong with anything pink! I also love chocolate too.

Surprises are my favorite, so its up to for small or large.

Just an extra I play polo and show hunters!

[Santa's Little Alter]

An Elf's Dilemma

The second gift is found, no fear,
And still more gifts for you this year.
Myriad other ideas in my mind are,
A 4-letter verb beginning with R,
And something nice to eat, of course,
But nice for whom, you or your horse?
And then, if it works out just right,
A homemade gift for your Christmas night.

But a dilemma for your elf:
I want the second gift myself!
So perfect, so unique, so fine,
I want to order it for mine!
But I'm your elf, and have no fear,
This gift will go to you this year.
A selfish elf I will not be,
To keep your gifts all home for me.
No, the second gift will come to you.
I'll simply have to order two. :D

[TullyleagueSS@yahoo.com]

Tullyleague, tullyleague,
Gifts for you are the topic.

For I could not pick just one.
My presents for you will be lots of fun.

I send to you lots Christmas cheers,
Which should include a few ice-cold beers.

What good is a gift if it didn't include horses?
Perhaps some books that deal with cross country courses!

I have been shopping all day,
But what can I say?

You deserve the best,
Because you are so much better than the rest! :winkgrin: