Spinoff- Redneck horse breeds, the new "puggle"?

[La Gringa]

How about a Mini with a Hackney? A Miniroadster?

A Perch with a Shetland? Perchland?

A donkey and a TWH? A Tennessee Walking A$$?

A POA and a Selle Francais? A SFOA?

How about a Gypsy Vanner with a Lippazanner? Would you actuallly GET a Unicorn?

OMG, I needed a laugh. Please add to this wonderful concoction and make your own designer horse.

If it's good enough I will Photoshop it together for our own version.

:lol:

[desilu]

How about a Bakshir Curly with a Saddlebred? a Saddledoodle?

[SaturdayNightLive]

And if you cross a Mini with a Gypsy Vanner you get a MiniVan.

Not sure who first came up with that, but it was a COTHer for sure. :yes:

[La Gringa]

How about a Bakshir Curly with a Saddlebred? a Saddledoodle?


:lol::lol::lol:

Or how about a Appaloosa and a Zebra? Would you get paisley?

[JoZ]

:lol::lol::lol:

Or how about a Appaloosa and a Zebra? Would you get paisley?

Nope... an American flag!

[Dazednconfused]

And if you cross a Mini with a Gypsy Vanner you get a MiniVan.

Not sure who first came up with that, but it was a COTHer for sure. :yes:

I think it was MistyBlue that came up with that but I'm not sure! :lol:

[Weepul]

Quarter horse and a mini.

Now that's a tiny horse! I'm sorry, I'm lame ><!

[La Gringa]

Quarter horse and a mini.

Now that's a tiny horse! I'm sorry, I'm lame ><!

well that would just be a Nickel Horse.. now wouldn't it? :lol:

[pintopiaffe]

QH x Haflinger= Quarterflinger

Spanish Norman x Azteca = Snazteca (I have one--blue eyed war bonnet to boot! :lol: )

Gypsy Vanner x Fallabella... Tinkerbells. (groooannn... sorry :dead: )

[La Gringa]

Akhal-Teke and a Mustang. Stang Al Teke

Knabstrupper and a Clydesdale?

Clydestrupper? :lol: or would it be a Knabsdale?

Norwegian Fjord and a Thoroughbred? A Fjordobred

How about a Halflinger and a Don? Halfalingadon

[Weepul]

Belgian and Rocky Mountain Horse.
Belgium Chocolate

[RHdobes563]

Gypsy Vanner x Fallabella... Tinkerbells. (groooannn... sorry :dead: )

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[PalominoMorgan]

My husband gets the credit for this one...

Morgan X Freisan = A Friggin horse

As in... "How do you like my Friggin horse?"

[coriander]

How about a Gypsy Vanner with a Lippazanner? Would you actuallly GET a Unicorn?

I'm quite sure you would. :lol:

[Dazednconfused]

Belgian and Rocky Mountain Horse.
Belgium Chocolate

Sure. Except that's like saying "England Chocolate". It's Belgian Chocolate, as in from Belgium, not the country itself :cool:

[coriander]

If you bred a TWH to a Frieisan would you get a Walkin Friesier?

[monstrpony]

Quarter horse and a donkey = half ass

Mini and Pinto = mini pin (wait, they're already that, aren't they?)

[RamblinRoseRanch]

:lol::lol::lol:

Or how about a Appaloosa and a Zebra? Would you get paisley?

No, goofy. That's a Zapaloosa

:winkgrin:

[tempichange]

saddlebred x thoroughbred = skedaddlebred

[jeano]

If you bred a TWH to a Frieisan would you get a Walkin Friesier?

at least, that's what he might be--sold to me as a TWH but has suspiciously hairy legs. When I speculated on this board that he might actually be a standardbred/friesian some wit said in that case he'd be an Amish Warmblood.

How about not just names, but the talents you'd find in these equine peekapoos--for the real Rednecks, a Clydesdale crossed with a Racking horse would be able to tote the inebriated trail rider while hauling along enough Bud for the duration of the ride.

And a Dale, whether senior or junior, would of course, be canonized....

[jvanrens]

Appaloosa x Haflinger = Haflapp or maybe a Loosaflinger??

[camohn]

Belgian and Rocky Mountain Horse.
Belgium Chocolate

love that one!

[camohn]

saddlebred x thoroughbred = skedaddlebred

Ooooh...that one is good too!

[Arctic Cielo]

ohh I like the curly mixes. Its just like all the little dogs they cross with poodles and make up new names. How fun :lol:

[Nootka]

My husband gets the credit for this one...

Morgan X Freisan = A Friggin horse

As in... "How do you like my Friggin horse?"

hahhah that is great. Sounds like something my dad would say.

Me: "Hmmm dad what kind of horse is that one over there?"

Dad: "A Figgin brown one"

[Arctic Cielo]

hahaha an Amish Warmblood. Thats great.

[Shellythehorsenut]

Appaloosa x Paint = Loose Paint

Arabian x Jack Russel Terrier = Arab terrierist

Gypsy Vanner x Thoroughbred = Thoroughly Gypsybred

Selle Francais x Indian paint pony x Warlander = French and Indian War

[appychik]

I like the skedaddlebred - pretty true, probably.

And the Amish Warmblood - that's a nice way of putting those type of crosses (which are very nice horses and put up with a lot of stuff).

Hmm, can't think of any others... but I just love the Friggin horse one.

[ljshorses]

AppaloosaXAndalucian= Appalucian

MorganXLippazaner= Morlip

Dutch WarmbloodXGypsy Vanner= Dutch Gypsy

ShetlandXDutch Warmblood= Dutchland aka The Netherland

FjordXMiniXVanner= Ford Mini Van

Bashir CurlyXLippazaner= Curly Lip

MorganXBashir CurlyXLippazanner= Mor Curly Lip

[appychik]

Oh - a Loose Paint. I love that! I'm gonna rush out and breed my Appaloosa gelding to a Paint mare we have at our barn. Think it will work?? (Actually, I've always kinda wondered what an Apploosa/Paint would look like - spots or splotches?)

Oh, and a Ford Mini Van - don't those last forever and look crappy at the end of their life? Wonder if it's the same for the equine counterparts?

[appychik]

Oh, I have an Andalusian / Appaloosa. He's an Iberian Warmblood :) Registered too. Triple actually. International Andalusian and Lusitano Horse Association (as Half-Andalusain), Iberian Warmblood Registery and the Appaloosa Sport Horse Association. Yep. He's a pretty boy - pretty flighty too.

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z122/cutofimpressive/11-2.jpg

Hope that link works... that was 9 months ago, him with his "maternity" weight on... he was so overweight. Plus, a winter coat... looks better now, but sadly unsound. (Recovering from a fracture).

[La Gringa]

AppaloosaXAndalucian= Appalucian

MorganXLippazaner= Morlip

Dutch WarmbloodXGypsy Vanner= Dutch Gypsy

ShetlandXDutch Warmblood= Dutchland aka The Netherland

FjordXMiniXVanner= Ford Mini Van

Bashir CurlyXLippazaner= Curly Lip

MorganXBashir CurlyXLippazanner= Mor Curly Lip

Those are the best yet!! :lol:

[denny]

This is a real one, from 50 plus years ago.
Robert Lippitt Knight, the old line Morgan breeder, was at a meeting of the Morgan Horse Association when they were debating about letting in horses from other breeds, mainly saddlebreds. Knight was strongly opposed, but outnumbered.
Finally, in disgust, he said that the Morgan registry should allow in Percherons.
"Why Percherons, Mr. Knight?",someone asked.
"Because we can cross the Morgan with the Percheron, and we can get the Moron", replied Mr. Knight.

[Stacie]

Belgian and Rocky Mountain Horse.
Belgium Chocolate

:lol::lol::lol::lol:
Stacie

[Stacie]

Oh - a Loose Paint. I love that! I'm gonna rush out and breed my Appaloosa gelding to a Paint mare we have at our barn. Think it will work?? (Actually, I've always kinda wondered what an Apploosa/Paint would look like - spots or splotches?)


They look a little like a pop art painting on acid. Really cool looking but makes your eyes want to cross a little because the patterns keep shifting....

[okggo]

First a "true" one, or so was told:
An Irish Sporthorse with a Racking horse = Irish Rocker

Now for fun:
A Dutch WB x Barb = Dutch Barber
Abyssinian x Freisan = Black Hole
Black Forest x Rocky Mt Horse = Black Forest Cake
Cleveland Bay x Rocky Mt Horse = Cleveland Rocks
CO Ranger Horse x New Forest = Forest Ranger
East Bulgarian x Peruvian Paso = Bulging Peruvian
Highland Pony x Trotter = High Trotter
Icelandic x Irish Draught = Icy Draught
Fox Trotter x Oldenburg = Old Fox
Cob x Hungarian WB = hungry cob

[Arctic Cielo]

I have a paint x appy cross of some kind in my barn. She has huge ears, so probably donkey in there somewhere. She has both the paint pattern, with the appy pattern in the paint spots. I can't tell if she is a black, and spotted like an appy (in a paint theme) or a greying out paint. I'll have to get some pictures. The poor girl is really ugly. And shes got one of them Amish warmblood foals at her side. Actually he is cute, a bay tobiano, which makes me think shes a black and not a grey. Who knows what the sire is. Probably a mini b/c he is so small. That is the ultimate Amish Warmblood (paint x appy x donkey x mini and the other requirement for an A.W. is to have some standardbred in there too).

[BigHorseLittleHorse]

Trakehner + Clydesdale + Canadian Hackney = Trak de Hack

see my signature for pics!

[La Gringa]

This is a real one, from 50 plus years ago.
Robert Lippitt Knight, the old line Morgan breeder, was at a meeting of the Morgan Horse Association when they were debating about letting in horses from other breeds, mainly saddlebreds. Knight was strongly opposed, but outnumbered.
Finally, in disgust, he said that the Morgan registry should allow in Percherons.
"Why Percherons, Mr. Knight?",someone asked.
"Because we can cross the Morgan with the Percheron, and we can get the Moron", replied Mr. Knight.

ROTFLMAO :lol:

[Sakura]

Welsh Cob x Hungarian WB = Well Hung

[caffeinated]

Freisian x Appaloosa x Paso Fino = Frappuccino

:)

[Stacie]

From the hubbie, via email....

Quarter horse + Cold-bloods == Quarter drafts
Quarter horse + Percheron == Quarter pitcher

Shire + hobby horse == Shire hobbit

Foxtrotter + donkey == Foxy a$$
Frisian + donkey == Freeze your a$$

Mustang + Foxtrotter == Must Trot

[jilltx]

Dutch Warmblood x Dutch Draft = Double Dutch Draft

Kladrubber x Knabstrupper = Klapper

Icelandic Pony x Andalusion = Illusion

Azteca x Spanish Barb= Montezuma's Revenge

Gronigen x Fell Pony = Gronin Pony

Irish Draught x Hackney = Irish Hack

Golden American Saddlebred x Anglo-Barb = Barby Dream Horse

Shagya x Mustang = Wild Shag

Gelderlander x Highland Pony = HIGHLANDER (there can be only one) :lol:

Tennessee Walking Horse x Palomino = Rebel Yellow



I really should be working...but I can't stop !!

[La Gringa]

Icelandic Pony x Andalusion = Illusion

Azteca x Spanish Barb= Montezuma's Revenge

Golden American Saddlebred x Anglo-Barb = Barby Dream Horse

Shagya x Mustang = Wild Shag

Tennessee Walking Horse x Palomino = Rebel Yellow



I really should be working...but I can't stop !!

Oh my my stomach hurts now. :lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Bugs-n-Frodo]

Jaci, as usual, you crack me up! :lol::lol:

MiniVan is another hilarious one and if MB coined that one, well, I am not surprised, she's another one who splits my sides.

Bashkir Curly x Friesian= Bob Marley Mon'
Arab x TB= Hot Air (BTW, I like the cross myself, no bashing here)

[Briggsie]

Selle Francais + Friesian


French Frie

[rideagoldenpony]

LOLOL!! You guys are hilarious!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

[jilltx]

Selle Francais + Friesian


French Frie


:lol: GOOD one!


Ardennes x Selle Francais = French Bred

Gypsey Vanner x Thoroughbred = Van Go

Dartmoor Pony x Irish Draught = Pub Dart

I have to stop...

[haflingerhorse]

Hackney/Saddlebred = Hacky Sack

[jilltx]

Hackney/Saddlebred = Hacky Sack

OooO another good one.

Keep 'em coming, guys. Perhaps La Gringa is working on some photo-shopped versions for us. :)

[Bugs-n-Frodo]

Gypsey Vanner x Thoroughbred = Van Go


:lol::lol::lol: OMG my stomache! ROFL

[jilltx]

Sabino x sabino = Blingaling :lol:

No offense intended...just being funny. :)

[Bugs-n-Frodo]

I would think it would be more like:

Chestnut MARE + Sabino = Blingaling :lol: (I have one of these so definitely no offense meant.)

OR

PALOMINO + Sabino = Blingaling :winkgrin:

[jilltx]

I would think it would be more like:

Chestnut MARE + Sabino = Blingaling :lol: (I have one of these so definitely no offense meant.)

OR

PALOMINO + Sabino = Blingaling :winkgrin:

I was actually thinking
Colored TB x Colored TB = Blingaling :uhoh: :lol:

Gets out the popcorn, prepares for flack. :cool:

[Portia]

Holsteiner X Quarterhorse = Halfsteiner (Coreene's Oliver came up with that one)

Holsteiner x New Forest Pony = Whole New Horse

Oldenburg x New Forest = Old News

Suffolk Punch x Draft = Punch Drunk

Shagya Arabian x Exmoor Pony = Shag yer ex more (groan)

[Bugs-n-Frodo]

Holsteiner X Quarterhorse = Halfsteiner (Coreene's Oliver came up with that one)

Holsteiner x New Forest Pony = Whole New Horse

Oldenburg x New Forest = Old News

Suffolk Punch x Draft = Punch Drunk

Shagya Arabian x Exmoor Pony = Shag yer ex more (groan)

OMG I am busting a gut here!
Especially the last one... OMG ROFL!!!!

[pintofoal]

Hanoverians x Brandenburger = Hamburger

[La Gringa]

welsh x morgan = welshomo
British Riding Pony x Thoroughbred = Yeah BABY Yeah!!

Shire mare X Kevin Bacon (pig) = Miss Piggy ohhhh la la..

Selle Francais x Paint = Ouija Board

Zangershede x Appaloosa = Zip-a-dee-do-da

Gypsy Vanner x Tom Cruise = Gypsy Tommer!!! http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s158/arizonablonde/GT-rearing.jpg

Charlie the Unicorn X Gypsy Vanner = Paris Hilton. :lol::lol::lol::lol:

Circus horse x Quarter Horse = Richard Simmons. :eek:

[coriander]

Holsteiner x Quarter Horse = Almost empty beer mug

Oldenburg x Irish Draught = Flat dark beer

Clydesale X Cremello = Bud light

[Chef Jade]

Here I am, racking my brain and can't think of one!!

You guys are way too clever and making my last hour of work fun for once! :lol:

[Chef Jade]

Oh, I just thought of one!!!

Hackney X Morgan = Hackamore (stupid, I know but please indulge my lack of creativity) :winkgrin:

[coriander]

Bashkir Curly x Flaxen Chestnut Arab = Phyllis Diller

Bashkir Curly x Bright Chestnut = Ronald McDonald

Oldenburg x Halfinger = Not quite grown up horse

[Calvincrowe]

Trakehner + Haflinger = HafTrak

Trakehner + TWH = Rackin'Trak

Ummm..my brain melted.. can't think...

[Farrier's Daughter]

No offense, just in fun....

Warmblood + Palomino = Dumb Blonde

Chestnut warmblood mare + TB = Redhead with attitude

[Bugs-n-Frodo]

Warmblood + Palomino = Dumb Blonde


:lol: That's a good one! :lol:

[La Gringa]

Popeye K x Rags to Riches (Belmont winner) = Fast, Flashy and Wealthy. :lol:

Shire X Arab X Tenn Walker = Shanaya Twain

[bird4416]

shetland and a halflinger = shetflinger

[Gnalli]

Oh - a Loose Paint. I love that! I'm gonna rush out and breed my Appaloosa gelding to a Paint mare we have at our barn. Think it will work?? (Actually, I've always kinda wondered what an Apploosa/Paint would look like - spots or splotches?)

Oh, and a Ford Mini Van - don't those last forever and look crappy at the end of their life? Wonder if it's the same for the equine counterparts?

Oh, there is one in Collierville TN, not such a good color patern. He has leopard tendencies with a few huge Tobiano type spots.

[Erin Pittman]

Tee hee...these are pretty funny.

Ok, so what would the result of this cross look like, supposing the little guy could figure it out? You will have to verify to Youtube that you are at least 18 years old before you can see the video - it's horsie porn...

:eek::eek: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBSLbfu6aIw :uhoh::uhoh:

[Stacie]

Wielkopolski X Appaloosa = Polka Dots

Quarter Horse X Selle Francais = Reining Frogs

Rocky Mountain Horse X Rheinland Pfaltz Saar = Rock Saar

[La Gringa]

Tee hee...these are pretty funny.

Ok, so what would the result of this cross look like, supposing the little guy could figure it out? You will have to verify to Youtube that you are at least 18 years old before you can see the video - it's horsie porn...

:eek::eek: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBSLbfu6aIw :uhoh::uhoh:


poor little guy talk about frustration!! :lol:

[jilltx]

Wielkopolski X Appaloosa = Polka Dots

Quarter Horse X Selle Francais = Reining Frogs

Rocky Mountain Horse X Rheinland Pfaltz Saar = Rock Saar

:lol: BEAUTIFUL stacie!!

[camohn]

[QUOTE=Gnalli;2559213]Oh, there is one in Collierville TN, not such a good color patern. He has leopard tendencies with a few huge Tobiano type spots.[/QUOTE
There was a Pintoloosa for sale around here a couple years ago...also not a good look! This was also a Tobi/Appy cross. No lie, it looked like someone cut 2 horses in half and stuck them together:....the front half was tobiano and the back half was appy spots!
It was "pugly"!

[jilltx]

A couple of years ago I foun dout that Luna had been allowed access through a three foot wooden fence to a stallion. Apparently, the BO thought that they couldn't mate throught the fence. :rolleyes:

When I contected my vet to come and check her out and make sure she wasn't in foal, he politely asked what Luna's breeding was, then asked why I wouldn't want the foal. I told him the sire was arabian-appaloosa, and the world just wasn't ready for an IrishThoroAraLoosa.

She was not bred, thank the stars!

[mbd]

I am the proud owner of a Morgan / Percheron cross, affectionately referred to as a "Mor-On".

It was an intentional cross, but I was not the breeder.

So, when I call my horse a 'moron' in public, I am correct! I once threatened to put it on the stall card at a show .....

[RHdobes563]

Gelderlander x Highland Pony = HIGHLANDER (there can be only one) :lol:

:lol::lol:

[MaggieMagoo]

These are absolutely hilarious!!:lol::lol::lol::lol: